/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10844342
>admit to my comm that I gained 10 pounds
>mfw the comm elders say I must go through "the hot oven" as punishment
>mfw the full comm stands in a line with their legs apart and I have to crawl underneath them while they spank me mercilessly

Before quarantine my therapist told me to find the sluttiest girl at my next con and get blown, but now cons are cancelled until next year. Wtf do I do?

>>10347329
>girl at comm introduces herself as "Rash"
>wtf.jpeg
>"They call me Rash because I've had a yeast infection for three years."
>mfw

>tfw no bf to dress up as Soldier 76 and choke me until I finish

My sister turns 18 tomorrow and she's already planning a MeMeMe cosplay with buttcheeks.

>tfw you meet the perfect girl at con but she lives in another state
At least she added me on Insta

>>10004400
why not just be okay with being that shallow guy and being honest with yourself

>>9984448
>at D-Con with my bf
>encounter MeMeMe cosplayer
>he tells her that she looks amazing and asks if she made the dress
>"I made everything but the panties!"
>she lifts her dress and flashes her thonged ass at my bf
>right in front of me
>as if I weren't even there
>mfw when he tells her "Nice!"

>>9972654
>he was sent to jail for manslaughter
Wtf did he doooooo??

Our comm president invited us over to her dorm, and there was a dildo stuck to the ceiling. Should I have mentioned it?

>>9898569
>cos-friend posts a close-up of her ass to Instagram
>comment "BRAAAAAAPP"
>mfw deleted

I got razzed good for wearing burando to my colonoscopy.

>gf leaves me
>mfw we'll never do the cosplays I planned for us
I NEED A NEW ONE FUCK!!!

Previous thread is way past bump limit. >>9802684

My comm leader is turning 30 this year, and is worried she may be forcibly removed, as is tradition.

>>9730245
me rn

>>9674293
I've been trying to a get part time work (but not hard enough, admittedly). Mostly it's because I don't want the hours cutting into our time together even more, and my school related activities do that a lot already. I'll put more effort into finding a job.
I'm studying business.

>>9674297
I do most of those already, but I'll try to pick up cooking. Don't like the pregnancy idea, but if that worked for you then it's good for you then.

I was running to the meet and my panties/bloomers fell down.

Last thread. >>9618827

Time to make us feel, anons. Don't reply to bait and keep it cgl-related.

You know black dudes are getting into cosplay when more and more top cos-models are white women with giant asses.

>tfw team tiny-butt

>tfw not currently at a con

Cons used to make me happy. Now they just get me up to "normal."

>>9527534
>farting at tea

I hope you at least left the table.

Since we're on dating advice now...

Cute girls keep liking my cosplay selfies and pics of my toys on Hipstergram, but how do I get them to become waifu?

>doing a sexy Re:Zero maids photoshoot with platonic friend (We're both straight girls)
>strike a pose where I'm lifting her
>accidentally pull down her pantsu

I want to die.

>>9445543
Girlyhoot strikes again.