/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

casual reminder to avoid "cgl" meetups. they're full of filthy autistic crossboarders looking for a cgl GF.

>This year
>/cgl/ anime expo meetup
>Go and talk with everyone
>Having a nice time
>"Hey guiz! Let's go to the Hyatt"
>Take a shuttle to the hyatt
>no one's fucking there
>I'm in town alone
>I'm in fucking cosplay
>Joke cosplay
>Self confidence is wearing thinner than a waifu's 3rd dimension
>Go up to the pool area where we'd meet
>Wedding party there
>Everyone there makes more money in a day than i make in a year
>Learn the feel of Laser cheese as they're all staring holes through me
>Finally decide fuck this shit
>try to go home
>Pool door is locked
>Need a card
>Find a way down through the parking garage
>Take a lyft back to the hotel i'm actually staying at
>Microwave is broken so i heat up soup by soaking the can in hot water in the sink because i don't know where everything is/don't want to be culturally enriched
>Call my friends back home and they're all at an early barbeque
>They can't really talk because they're all having a blast drinking and eating good food
>Wake up late the nex day and miss the touhou meet with Zun
>Read the next day i missed everyone by mere minutes
Should have just went out at night and got shanked.