/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8701549
Post pics and lifts.

>>8405541
One night with me and you'll know if you're gay or not.

>le wink wink

>Be 12
>Have old piece of shit computer
>Being a fucking fujoshit
>Alone at home
>Let's watch some motherfucking gay porn and read some yaoi doujins
>Halfway through the video the CPU emits an agonic roar
>pc stops responding, can't close anything, audio still playing through the headphones
>Shit
>I heard my parents at the front door.
>heard them coming upstairs
>ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
>Just as my mom enters the room I launch myself towards the screen and I turn it off
>Japanese boy continues moaning on my headphones while I stand there, petrified
>"Anon? Have you been sitting here all day again?"
>"N-no mom, I just get here..."
>Are you feeling alright? Your face it's all red."
>"Y-yes dad, I'm okay..."
>Try to reach the front power button and restart the toaster by force
>"What are you doing to pc anon...?"
>"It got stuck when I turn it on a moment ago I'm restarting it manually"
>Desperatily holding down the button trying to sound casual
>Shit doesn't turn off
>I still have the headset on, the moaning continues
>"Get out of the way Anon, the cpu it's starting to sound weird again"
>SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
>"N-no wait, I think I can fix it!!"
>Tries to reach for the back button and shut this bitch off
>"I said, get out of the way, stop messing with it already"
>Just as I find the switch dad grabs me and puts me aside
>NONONONONONO
>Moaning intensifies on my ears.
>Dad sits down and turns on the screen
>I squeeze my eyes shut, clench my asscheeks
>I'm done.
>Moaning suddenly stops
>.... Am I dead yet?
>Open my eyes, unclench ass
>All I see is a faint smoke coming from the pc
>"Good dammit, Anon what did you do to the computer?? the hard disk is burning!!"
>MFW

And that's the story of how I wrecked our only computer using just gay porn.

>>7860028
as if you were never 15 before

>>7855408
>thinks there's such a thing as a nice girl on 4chan after seeing this ball drama.