/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>hit it off with girl at con
>she bangs another dude instead
>find her on IG a month later
>mfw she just found out she has hepatitis

>>10450598
I swear my comm is nothing but itas, brolitas, fatty-chans, TERFs, braphogs, and DDLGs.

>>10414802
That reminds me I'm late for my daily clit flattening.

>>10396706
A girl in my comm started freaking out and closed her laptop during our Zoom tea, and I'm almost positive she sharted.

>>10376163

>>10213037
My little sister is doing one and I don't know if I should go. I want to support my kid sis, but I do not want to see her butt and ass.

>friend's little sister is making a MeMeMe costume
>tell her to wear safety shorts because I can see her thonged buttocks
>mfw she tells me that's the whole point
She's gonna be 18 next month and she's already making plans for ho shit.

I'm in my late 20s, and every year feel more awkward about attending these cons full of jailbait.

I have to carry three small plushies with my costume, and there's no easy way to attach them to me or tie them together.

>>9909324
I tackled my bf at the hotel and landed really hard on his berries. I almost started crying.

>chilling at tea
>girl wearing a coord that must have cost at least $15,000 takes the mic
>screams at the top of her lungs "Asexuals are just incels in denial!"
>mfw she dabs, rips a fart, and backflips out of the room

>first tea after the Super Bowl is this weekend
>promised my comm I'd do a naked Hare Hare Yukai if the Patriots lost
>mfw

I have some $200 shoes that I wear with Stocking.

My mom got 'em for my grandma's funeral, and they'd just be sitting in a closet if I didn't incorporate them into a costume.

I'm gonna ask my con crush to go to con prom with me tomorrow.

I'm so nervous. Somebody help me.

>get diarrhea at a meetup
>FML
>hear knock on the stall door
>"occupied"
>"yeah, no kidding. can you keep it down? we're trying to shoot vines for instagram."
>VINES... for INSTAGRAM
>mfw I was scolded for pooping too loud