/biz/ - Business & Finance

HOLY SHIT GUYS WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>>28056806

Linkgang we run this shit

The plan is simple

Reddit is the last social media platform that isn't linkpilled. Thanks to relentless FUDing by /biz/ the majority think it's a scam. They missed out on the initial link pump already so it's time to finally redpill them. All eyes are on it because of the GME story and they're waiting for their next play. If we play this this right it could be huge.

There's a subreddit called r/satoshistreetbets they have grown massively in the last week are are currently shilling fucking Doge nonstop. If we flood it with enough link memes we'll own it in a day.

I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

>>27532092
Wise words, i'll sleep that bit easier tonight
Good luck with your year fren

pic related. we knew we were going to make it.

How do I stake chainlink? How do I make the most of the 20k linkies that are just sitting in my wallet?
In b4: "staking isn't out yet!" I mean on Bancor or crypto dot com or something like that. I'm leaning towards Bancor. Is there risk involved? How do I Bancor? Or something better if you have ideas.

>>26399286
I stand with Israel
>inb4 show your flag

>>26398937

You Link marines are so silly :3 it's getting late buddy time to get some sleep. Going to be a big day tomorrow, champ. Hope you like the sound of $35 LINK

>>25910563
Stinky linky

What if link’s dev wallet runs out? How do the node operators get paid?
I hold a 6k stack but am still too dumb to understand this

>>25820139
Comfies

>>25632026

>pickleposter
ngmi

$15 EOW. Then the real fun starts.

OOOOOO

I got 2k free UNI between all my wallets and swapped them all just now for about 945 LINK.

I've just thrown 945 LINK onto my stack for nothing.

>>22431307
A serious roadblock in the future was solved prematurely. Could also have other unforeseen benefits also. Shows a lot of competence in the people developing. Full enterprise adoptions will happen sooner than most would expect.

You know what this means right, anon?

I bought the “dip” at 16,5. On a scale of 1-10; how fucked am I?

Will this recover or should I cut my losses?

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray weak hands won't make LINK cheap

Sergey, please, before I wake
Announce tonight my LINK can stake

>>22005333

*clears throat*

Tell me again what will happen to my 4k stack of linkies?

Deloitte guy is next
Then Ed Felten

Can LINK exist without ETH?

Could the ChainLink network operate without using LINK token?

G-guys.. I only have 90 LINK.

Am I going to make it?