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Haha hedge fund go poof

>>26610217
I bought 3 shares I DONT EVEN CARE IF I LOSE ALL THE MONEY LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26609509
Do it

>because of Trump the republicans are not leftists in regards to social media

I fucking love this turn of events, 'public square, indeed'. Keep it up, red hats and soon social media will be socialized.

>>26060883
kek

>>26013456
Sold at 20.6, gonna rebuy when it drops a bit.

We're about to fucking moon aren't we

>>25675961
Bring it on I will hodl for years if I have to

>I GOTTA LET /pol/ KNOW ABOUT CRYPTO, IT'S FOR THE WHITE RACE

>he sold

>tfw i almost bought a shitload of junk silver yesterday but the bullion guy wasn't there
>literally saved me money by not being reliable
Thank you Mr. Ma

>>22492463
>So I believe in destiny. I know for a fact LINK will hit $1000. Now that being said I am also retarded.

XRPeepees on suicide watch

>>18022080
There's no stopping this pain train.
Imagine if the market actually started going up because of this pumping?
That would basically mean that even when the actual economy is in a total lockdown and there's zero real business, the market can still keep on going up.
That would pretty much mean you could just come up with companies that don't even exist and value them at trillion each and it would be just as real as this market.
Why would anyone even work at that point? This is so insane it's beautiful.

>>17968841
>mfw my business is considered essential and no one can spend their dollarydoos on frivolous shit like bars and movie theaters and they have nothing better to do than sit at home and consoom my product
>mfw trumpbux can't come big and fast enough because I reinvest everything into my business and I'll inflate my prices accordingly anyways so inflation won't touch my value
Go Coronachan Go!

>>17895788
>tfw we have probably already infected their missile software systems

>>17890710
Goddamn son

I love the evolution of this meme.

>>17813283
>The second claim
>(1) The numbers in this figure do not make sense.
In science speak this is basically calling the other guy a retarded nigger.

>>17733605
They unironically won't.
>Stonks meltdown
>Pensions cut
>No savings
>Tons of denbts
>Homes refinanced to the max and their value drops 50-70%
>Can't work.

They're going to die because they can't afford to stay alive.
Soon Millenials are going to see a wave of boomies trying to come and live with them.

>>17344854
Beans and deens are the next LINK. You could probably get your dick sucked next year for a single can of beans, only 69 cents. When you consider that a cheap BJ costs about $50 now, that comes out to a 100x ROI on your beans.

>>15732009
>RSR
>LINK

>>15224847
My sides have left orbit

>>13603995
No
>>13604130
Daily compounding interest
>>13609170
They want it itemized for everything. Even stocks these days. Tax calculated on every taxable event individually and then summed at the end.
You see this actually is doing it like you said. You just can't roll 100 transactions into one big p/l. Nor can you get away with a like-kind defense. IRS wants to see how you arrived at your cost basis
>>13610057
Crypto:crypto trades are taxable. Say you sell btc for eth. Taxable. New rule with bloompft tax bill.
Exceptions: 1. the same coin was repurchased within a certain time I think it's 3 days. E.g. buy 1 btc, sell, buy it again immediately after. No tax liability