/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18256139
Apparently.

>>18253943
>"our schizo baghodlers are bots"
>"pl-please don't get angry Mr. McAfee-san, we have reported them to the proper authorities"

top lol. The Chainlink team despises the very people that are letting them launder all that money through a vaporware scam. How fucking greedy could they possibly be? They better announce a partnership with another "investment" firm that hires prostitutes soon.

>>18234512
Big green dildo on Friday. You heard it here first.

Some of you Bobos are alright. Don't short on Friday.

>>18216543
Hmm. Not sure. I'd say if you can find a company that uses bitcoin to secure a loan, and couple that with a company that employs girls that were doing porn ~4 years ago and didn't know what they majored in - maybe combine the two companies together, through a partnership or something - that would probably be the riskiest bet.

No fucking idiot would ever do that though.

>want answer to a question
>if I asked normally I'd get crickets or a one line answer
>post completely wrong claims on the matter with no research, facts, or even logic behind it
>some neckbeard spergs out and writes 5 paragraphs on how I'm wrong and what the REAL answer is

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>>18207178
Phase 4 was here all along, brahs. We're all gonna make it.

>>18193280
it begins

when normies get a hold of this story they will spread it like wildfire.

>>18173256
Look retards, the whole reason we voted Trump into office in the first place is to make Americans cry and to drive this country into the ground.

Corona virus has turned the dream into a reality. Four more years of Trump will cement America as a dead hegemony. It's already dying, has been since the mid to late 2000's. Obama tried to prop up a zombie economy instead of letting it rot and rebuild.

After it's all said and done and America is dusted (~2024), I'm going to write think-pieces online about how it's actually the Democrats' fault because they ran the most corrupt, unlikable human being alive, and then 4 years later ran a guy with dementia.

>>18130925
>bitter old rich cunt making demented schadenfreude tweets while poor people suffer

this is the life Establishment Democrats live. They just. Keep. Losing.

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>>18127557
Everyone get a good look at this lunatic redditor. A true sociopath freak who has personalized and internalized a President's actions. Maybe screencap his posts. In November, 2020, we can all post the screencaps and have a good laugh at his expense!

>>18115939
Based, and accurate.

It's not that posters with opposing views have to leave; it's just that they're unwelcome, their posts stick out like a sore thumb and make everyone here cringe, and they will never be welcomed here and would probably feel better/happier if they fucked off back to where they came from. And they should leave immediately. Also for the record: nigger kike chink sandnigger paki pajeet faggot cunt cocksucker queer roastie slut bitch wetback spic.

>>18105325
yeah but it's much easier to contain in isolated places

we still have the total lockdown in fly-over states, so when 100 people have it, they're mostly in the hospital or staying at home. Less spread than when 5,000 people have it. Numbers are lower but the protocol is still there so it's really killing the spread.

That's why NYC has more cases/deaths than the rest of the country combined. Chicago and LA will follow NYC though I don't doubt, but fly-overs are the safest places to be

>>18078150
Yikes. To anybody that has ever traveled before, OP's pic is very obviously south america

you must be poor or at the very least, not well-traveled

>>18057375
I call him ol' bag of bones Joe
dementia grandpa
Alzheimer's
weekend at Biden's
establishment puppet

his supporting cast is the shadow council, they're the ones that inject him with adderall to get through debates, hide him away after public appearances, wheel him out to make awkward recordings in front of green screens, advise him on what position he's running for, etc. It includes his wife/close family and a few key Democratic Party operatives. Once they announce Hilary as his VP they will show their cards.

>>18041751
>>Instead of slowing the virus by shutting down the country for a little which (which will indeed fuck up the economy for a little), we'll destroy our healthcare systems, have people dying off all over the place (some of which won't be COVID patients and instead will just be other sick people who can't get proper care) and fuck up the economy anyways
>>18041868
>Anon are you okay?

I'm thinking you have to go back, Mr. Redditor. *coughs in your direction*

>not living at home with your parents

landlords and tenantfags blown the fuck out. Now please excuse me, I'm going to go have mommy make me tendies.

Trumpbux is cancelled, pal. Instead we're giving each and every airline company a trillion dollar platinum coin. Enjoy your stinky linkies.

>>17984385
>these people should die so that people over there don't have temporary market losses

I just bought 60 more link

>>17947481

based.

>BTC pumps
>DOW still falling

Is this the final decoupling? Is this the start of the NEET takeover?

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>>17866921
Bought more stinkies today. Fuck it

>>17864516
>bitcoin stabilizes