/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51302639
I quit my job in January with $1.2 Million. Got all out of crypto and mostly into VTI/VOO and AAPL, MSFT, GOOGL, AMZN and some other tech stocks. I now have $930K. Feels bad. Probably have to go back to the cuckcage in a year.

why is it labor day and not labor week?

>back to work today after a week off
O-o-only another 29 years to go!

>Bachelors in electrical engineering
>£45k GBP ($52K USD)

It's all so tiresome

>WAGMI
When are we mooning bros

>>51171362
I work watching these warehouse wagies from my office and I still feel more dead inside than them

>>51116238
I’m bag holding the worst sector this year. PM miners.

Please send me 1 ETH

>>51068155
>>51068173
>drink ur piss
nigga what in the FUCK

>>51068283
I don't live in the US and I don't think I could get benefits for simply being autistic in canuckistan

>>51068320
>You will not make any money if you are not physically healthy.
Very good point anon. I do work out, although my ability to do so has been reduced since I broke my ankle in April so I can't really go for a run or anything. Still do some upper body stuff & ride my bike but not being able to squat & do the shit I really enjoy makes it more difficult. You're right though, health is a top priority. Part of the reason I'm choosing to not go back to an office job is because the amount of sitting around I'm forced to do in it.

I just wrapped up a summer internship in equity research at an investment bank and after my final presentation, the MD of my desk pulled me aside to discuss my career aspirations. He said if I want to work in the hedge fund industry, the most important thing is that I gain quant skills because “in twenty years, you’ll be obsolete even in ER, everything is moving towards quant.”

Is he right? Does everyone need to study math if you want a decent job?

>>50889041
>tfw you're in the job interview and they ask you to present your official PaddyPower "Prove you're not prejudiced" photo as proof that you are not prejudice, but you never took one.

>>50849686
Imagine the most beat up looking asian females. Out of all of them in Renton, I can name 3 that were sexy. 1 of them was a straight up 10. Other than that they all are 5 foot, and have that bull legged walk. Imagine riding a horse for 20 hours straight and trying to walk. Most of the girls are Viet, Chinese, and Cambodian. The dogshit tiers. Baggots chinkoid is a princess compared to these creatures that work here.

>want better job
>need a reference
>all my managers like me too much to help me get a job somewhere else
How the fuck is this supposed to work? I'm just waiting for one to quit but it's not happening. No close coworkers either just managers

>>50469451
>is there anything you want to buy?

>be me
>work remotely for globohomo inc.
>have a quarterly in person meeting that is optional but our middle manager with typical delusions of grandeur forces our department to attend
>meeting isn’t even at the office so we have to drive to some hotel
>have to sit through two hours of the ceo and president dancing and stroking each other’s egos even though the company is in the shitter
>afterwards we have an ice cream social
>mfw
>have to make small talk with the middle aged overweight retards who can’t speak English that have been wageslaving there for 30 years
>to thank us for all the hard work we’ve been doing they gave everyone one frozen pizza
>go sit in my car and ponder life for 45 mins
There has to be another way.

>Yes, of course I love a challenge
>No no, I'm totally open to new ideas for standard products and services that don't need changing or are incapable of change due to regulations

Any resources on what should be in the letter would be helpful too

Hey Anons,

So I am starting a new job as an Operations Coordinator(really like customer success/customer service) in a gig-economy based app like uber next week, im excited since it will be WFH and I get experience in operations side. Im 26 with only customer service experience and a bachelors in communicaiton.

I can't help but feel like taking this job may have been a mistake. Do you think there is a good career trajectory for operations coordinators/customer success or will I basically be a glorified customer service rep my whole life with no way out? My goal is to be a manager one day by buildign experience as a "people person".

can anyone help me out? has anyone ever made something out of themselves in a similiar situation? Please help me.

Got a job, acquired social skills, I am somewhat liked for being competent.
All my coworkers are normal & relationship while I never experienced teen love.

Coworkers talk about their partners. I never kissed a girl or texted with one. Or had a date or anything

I feel I will never recover. I don’t know how. I work so many hours I couldn’t even meet girls if I wanted to. Additional to that I have functional depression, very low self worth, low emotional development

I watch my life go by.

>anon can you start working on task A?
>okay no problem
>5 minutes later...
>anon I need to you to do task B
>I cant, I'm working on task A
>well I need you to drop everything and start B right away it's urgent
>2 hours later...
>anon why aren't you finished with task A yet?
I hate these people so much it's unreal

I'm officially back in the wage cage

Anons that missed out on teen love, how did you turn your life around? Did pussy heal the functional depression

Ernold Same awoke from the same dream
In the same bed, at the same time
Looked in the same mirror
Made the same frown
And felt the same way as he did every day
Then Ernold Same caught the same train
At the same station
Sat in the same seat
With the same nasty stain
Next to same old what's his name
On his way to the same place
With the same name
To do the same thing again and again and again
Poor old Ernold Same
La la la laaa la laaa
Laaa laaa
Oh Ernold Same (oh Ernold Same)
His world stays the same (oh Ernold Same)
Today will always be tomorrow (same, same, same)
Poor old Ernold Same (oh Ernold Same)
He's getting that feeling once again (oh Ernold Same)
Nothing will change tomorrow (same, same, same)
La la la laaa la laaa
La la la laaa la laaa
La la la laaa la laaa

>13 hour shift at the airport (ground crew)
The only thing that keeps me going is that now when the crypto is going down I have opportunity to be early in something. Half of the coworkers are fucking idiots and i can't wait to actually go work in my field after summer