/biz/ - Business & Finance

35 years old with 150k to my name. What should I invest in if I want to retire in 5-10 years?

>>53432418
Don't feel too bad, I did an MA in Geography. Everyone told me that the degree didn't matter because you should DO WHAT YOU ENJOY. What they fucking didn't tell me was some degrees completely fuck your career prospects, and now I'm stuck in a dead-end admin job working for a local council earning just slightly above minimum wage. It is so fucking soul destroying and it's all because I fell for the DO WHAT YOU ENJOY meme. I'm not enjoying this, that's for fucking sure. And to make it all much worse, I've lost 75% of my life savings to crypto. Absolutely fucking great.

Is it true that you will always want more even if you are rich?

I work office job at prestige car dealership. They told me I need to bring my own coffee in order to drink one. Also noted that I need to bring my own sugar.

Surely, this is the last one

>>53022293
>26
>waged maybe one year in total my whole life
>i fucking hate it
>20k to my name
>500€/month neetbux of which I'm giving 300 to gf for groceries

I want to die. I should probably leave my gf instead of draggin her into misery

>>52966638
Stop listening to Andrew Tate and /biz/ for financial and life advice. This isn't some lefty appeal, your life will be better if you get off the internet and stopped listening to schizos and pyramid schemers.

I literally don’t care about life anymore, what are my options in terms of YOLOmaxxin?

I have $50k in crypto, what can I do with it? I’m thinking of loanmaxxing. I don’t care what happens to me afterwards

Hello /biz/friends,

The jab is required for a job I want to land.

Obviously I am not interested in the clotshot, does anybody know a place where you can buy a legit certificate? much appreciated

>be me
>wage slave in a bank
>eating lunch
>two middle aged women colleagues next to me having a chat
>one asks the other what 6 x 34 is
>me in my head instantly: 10 x 34 is 340, half that is 170 add 34 is 204, takes me about 3 seconds
>I sit listening to about a 5 minute discussion as they try to calculate the correct answer

What's the deal with normies and being braindead? It's like they lack any kind of critical thinking
Also, one of them is a senior mortgage advisor

>Growing up, I knew that falling out of work was the worst thing that could possibly happen. My mother lied about her age to keep paying the mortgage until she was 74. My father dictated his last magazine article to me from his death bed. Their jobs brought money, pride and meaning. So my reaction to the fact that 9mn Britons are neither working nor looking for work — some of them retiring at 50 — is emotional as well as practical.


This is how wagies actually think

https://www.ft.com/content/bfda7b34-2b3f-49d4-a1a4-f88603034833

why does every rich person just keep chasing money endlessly?

i’d be happy with a small plot of land and small house and a decent car. i’d be fine just getting drunk and growing weed being left alone.

I invested heavily in tech stocks and crypto and we were doing very well until this recession but now years of our savings have been halved and she thinks I'm at fault for it. It's over isn't it bros

What have you been doing to escape the simulation?

>late 20s
>swe at FANG
>200k salary
>no savings (got rekt in the recent crashes + I'm an idiot)
>cant take it anymore
bros I want to die, I hate working, I hate coding. I want to live but I am a wage slave. How do I cope?

Office bros, how you do this shit for decades? I'm 2 years into a desk job after working blue-collar for 16 years and as much as I hated that, now I hate my job and fight the urge to blow my fucking brains out every 15 minutes. going from shop culture where farting, burping, talking smack and shit was normal, these fucking people are so uptight and "professional" i cant take it, I guess after as long as some of them have been soaking up these fluorescent rays just got to their heads and sucked the soul out of them.

never left the office
not even the bullrun
not even during the corona meme
will buy the bottom because nothing changed, my life is the same shit.

>back in the cage in a few hours

Fuck Cypto
Fuck this housing market
Fuck memeconmics
I hope it all burns to the ground with everyone in it

post your best tips

>>51561684
I hope you have sick time to cover your days off

My whore cousin is gonna marry some corrupt politician from my thirdie shithole and has outperformed me financially and im absolutely seething

will death please spare me from this existence already

>lets touch base next week
>i'll put it in your calendar

What is the next Party City?