/biz/ - Business & Finance

Anyone here from the British Isles/Ireland?

I have accumulated 8 figures just by trading shitcoins on Uniswap. However I dont have the records anymore and I've lost access to the wallets I used to conduct my trading.

Im ready to cash out, but I dont wanna be hit with money laundering/tax evasion charges.

What are my options? Could I cash out and pay Capital Gains Tax and be fine or will I definitely be audited and sent to jail?

>>28918089
>street ketamine
who's gonna tell him bros?

You all laughed when I sold at 0.74. YOU CALLED ME PAPER HANDS! But look at you now, SCRAMBLING FOR GAINS.

I have moved on, i sold the dip, not because its the pussy move to do, but it was the smart thing to do.

Keep your bags. Im going to make it without you.

>>28233346
>I'm TOO smart to invest.
>I lost my networth every year for three years. So i lost 50% in 2019, another 50% in 2020, and then in 2021 I lost 50% already shorting GME

how do you not gain anxiety by holding us dollars?

>REDDIT DECARES #BIOWAR
Is this what MSM is gonna do now? anything moving up 50% is a reddit attack?

$SHIT is a pump and dump scheme, retards

Yesterday on the news:
>THERE IS CLEAR MARKET MANIPULATION AT WORK RIGHT NOW WE NEED REGULATIONS

Today on the news:
[crickets]

are you faggots so weak that you fold like wet tissues at the first sign of trouble?

whats even more hillarious than these demoralisation threads is the fact that reddit is still holding the line while you cuck out at the only chance the little man will probably ever get to get back at the elites

>>26691652
>foreign powers are buying shares of a dying brick and mortar retailer to attack america

>>26672966

Post your face when short selling is banned after this GME stuff

>>26611006
The banks bail them out and then fed cover the banks with taxpayers money

You know what would be based? If all of you beta incel rightwing basement cucks would literally die alone ans childless. Your parents, your grandparents, your ancestors genes finally revealed themselves to be utterly useless, unwanted, sub average and disgusting. Finally the world would be freed of the genetic dead ends that you are and actual human beings could enjoy the fact that there are less american fatties draining resources and consooming

When did you realise Bitcoin was a scam?

Me? It was right after I bought the top at 40k.

>>25965010
>1 USDT = 1 USD

If you love money so much why don't you marry it?

UH OH HERE WE GO AGAAAAAAIN

>>25356331
>and a few of them are guaranteed to be billion dollar projects

>>25033324
you fucking thought a Retail company would go up

>>24701072

>>23973954
I don't do crypto. I only lurk on these boards

I'm not gonna sell cause it'll go back up, so that usually means that it'll go down more
Buy puts guys, I'll hold so you guys can make money

I went all into DOT way before. It's over.