/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10884628

which one is the sir gay guy?

32 yo boomer here.
Got a double wide duffle bag of OMX.

Hey buddies.
Just stocked up on some omx after my morning sips.
Dey buildin a platform to see if your jeans are compatible with your partners before throwing them in the laundry. Some very futuristic stuff from big Als data. I dont understand the technology but i sure hate when my jeans come out all weird after laundry.

>>10782514
sold all my TSLA long holdings

feels good, this ride was fun but very stressful

good luck to those holding, fuck you to the short sellers

>>10771383

Thats why it's shit.

at least the boomer meme was a evolutionary offshoot of the "*SIP" memes from /ck/.

I cashed in a savings bond that exceeded $10K, so the IRS has gotten my info and everything.
I recently sold 7K worth of shit i had in my house for cash.
Don't want to deposit the cash and be taxed further by the IRS who already have their eyes on me from the bond.

What should i do with the 7K?
deposit $100 a day or ??

>>10715424
>>10715431
stay mad, cryptocucks. I'll remember you when I buy my first charger

>>10696009
Upvoted

>not buying ETH at $250

It's like you guys wanna stay poor

Take the Boomerpill and trade stocks instead.

It's not to late.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaEFYHtXXkQ

>>10593868
Yep. All this fancy tech, and still nothing beats good ol' fashioned paper

Newfag here. Does investing in stock work the way it does in my head? Can you hold onto shares for the long haul and do those shares end up paying you a little bit when the company ends up turning a profit? I wouldn't be interested in stock if it was a pump and dump routine. Too stressful.

>Sips are for winners, son.

>You do want to be a winner, dontcha?

Well, I'm 25 years old as of today. Is that boomer or zoomer territory? I want to know where I belong

Just opened an ISA lads #$$$

Let's face it. I live a rather sad life. I wake up. 5:30 am. (Early to rise amirite?) I ask Alexa for my flash briefing. She answers with Reuter's t.v. I get my fill at first but there is this angst inside of me like something isn't right. I need an energy drink. Now, I don't drink that disgusting Monster, I go for the cheaper off brand NOS because its tangy and sweet. I just got my real first job as a blockchain developer. 5 years ago, I was in prison. Have thorough hatred for niggers now. I get in my BISHI LANCER which is red and I tell myself everything is going to be okay. It's not. I think about pink wojaks everyday and only feel green when btc is up. But when its up I'm also mad because that means I can't get it cheap anymore. When my NOS runs out sometimes I drink another one. Biggest size they have. ALWAYS! Should I kms now or keep believing in the singularity?

>Union electrician
>Own house outright
>Own boat outright
>Own car outright
>Wear cargo shorts and have beer belly
>Enjoy monsters
>On my 2nd wife

I actually closely resemble that dude in the meme photo.

Anyone else fit the stereotype? Feels pretty good.

I'm going to be 25 years old in 6 days
I have around $20k in crypto, all in an extremely high risk shitcoin (not link), no other money
Last year in uni, have a job lined up upon graduating
KHV

Older boomerbros on /biz/, is it possible to turn your life around after 25? I honestly feel like each day is more hopeless than the last. I wish I wasn't such a little bitch, but the gym and eating and jerking off are are the only things I find enjoyable in life

pic related, what I would look like in 5 years if I wasn't a fucking failure

>>10456715
Much appreciated. Same to you.

Can you even enjoy money past 30? What's even the point of having money if you're that old besides not having to wage slave?

Do boomers exist in your country? What are they like?

>that 30 year old boomer that cuts his grass more than once a week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=59606pMuC90

Stopped giving a shit about bitcoin six months ago. Still pathetic as ever? Haven't even looked at my portfolio in months since I'm convinced the game is over and I've moved onto better things.

I learned 3 things in college:

1) shit flows downhill
2) can't push a rope
3) paycheck's every friday