/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19762402
>tfw THREE monitors and a light-up keyboard

>red futures
>following day is green
>green futures
>following day is ____

>>19466421
>Birthday's next week we gon get hella breadsticks

>>19446458
>ght as well, but direct pressure to the external carotid usually causes unconsciousness in seconds.
>>19446536
Heh, never get to show off my gay ass extremely niche knowledge of human vasculature/anatomy, however I can say with certainty, you're both retarded.

First off, you have 2 internal and external carotid arteries, one on each side. so there is collateral blood flow via the Cirlcle of Willis even if the officer cut off supply to one of the mans internal carotid arteries.

Secondly, the external carotid artery is hardly the main source of blood flow to the brain but more so the face.

Third of all, you definitely can breathe if you're speaking or yelling.

>t. former EMT and current vascular technologist.

>>19427410
all imaginary bear cope
gfy

>went to college
>took out a moderate amount of debt to complete degree (15k)
>landed a job making 70k/yr
>retard trade worker hicks get mad when people suggest to go to college instead of working their bodies to exhaustion like them

>>18840756
you've got to get'em while they're young and working for their degree that's when they're most vulnerable and sexually frustrated so any normal looking guy brave enough to ask her out can succeed. Worked for me
>t. have a 6 figure sugar mommy doctor who gives me 5K allowance per month

>"Why yes, I do base all my financial decisions on how many pink vs green Wojaks I see on the /biz/ catalog, why do you ask?"

>>18781004
>tfw never done drugs
Feels good to have never accidentally spent hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars on fucking drugs. This is God trying to teach you junkies a lesson.

>>18488322
You rapscallion, you! Who let you in here?
SECURITY!
Please escort this opulent urchin out.

>TFW the mid 40s secretary who sits near me at work.

>>18015195

I'll see you bros in my lambo

>>17959952
who here RICE gang?

heh i didnt panic buy the top. is that all you got bulls? come back down to papa.

>>17883048
Life has many doors, fed boy.
why would the fed be stressed? if anything the fed should be screaming in joy. The borrower is SLAVE to the lender. Everytime something bad happens and someone gets bailed out, the fed just wags his magical green OZ finger and says with a smile, "you owe me".

last chance to long below 6k. It's gonna moon very soon.
if you can't see why the chart is bullish you shouldn't trade.

Feels good to be a no coiner now.

People who say its a scam are jealous of these mad gains

ITT: /biz/ in 2021

>50 satoshi
retard
, for thousand
. for decimals

>>17514416
It's not enough that we should succeed - others should fail.

My hands are iron. I havent even considered for one second to sell. I never have and never will.

Laughing at linktards general.

what happened to not selling?
what happened to your crazy confidence?
are you feeling ok linky?
>He thought he was immune
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA