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Staking? Sure I'll have my medium rare servant

what's the first word that comes to your mind when you see this face?

INSIDER HERE. Sergey died from a Big Mac special sauce overdose. The team replaced him with an AI years ago that spews catchphrases like ''oracles'' and ''derivatives''.

Why did he fall off?

guess what happens next

>sorry sir you have eaten too many big macs we are going to have to put you on a list

I saw him at a supermarket and asked him when staking was coming. He laughed at me pulled my pants down and embarrassed me in front of the entire store all while chugging down big macs.

I saw him at a supermarket and asked him when staking was coming. He laughed at me pulled my pants down and embarrassed me in front of the entire store all while chugging down big macs.

"Every single chainlink token can be redeemed by getting a night of sex with the founder, or 40 ounces of his smell"
This is in the whitepaper
Do with this information whatever you want

Sergey just casually dropped a dump in the
McDonalds toilet. What does this mean for us linkies?

Staking end of bathroom break?

The fat man hasn't sung yet. Its not over.

BETRAY

The entire operation was created in order to get a group of manipulable sleeping neckbeards, ready to blow themselves up or commit heinous crimes in the name of their cult leader.
The pumps and dumps have been prepared for a long time, along with the release of spoonfeed threads, to suggest "link marines" and make them dependent on stock market charts.
Unfortunately, the recent monkepox epidemic has slowed down the operation, having affected many linkies around the world.

you don't want to know how many data is being used to store his farts, what's his endgame?

why did you trust a fat fuck with your money?

Guys I did a 50x long on Link at 5.73. I can hardly believe it. I've never nailed it like this before. How do I play this? Should I close it now with a $20,000 profit, or hold it and potentially make $100,000?

he farts in the devs room

This is the first FUD that finally got me. No way Link can withstand Celsius, Bancor, AND Nexo shorting it with infinite money, on top of the team dumping 75 million tokens. I'm out. Sergey will go down as the most evil and corrupt man in crypto, mark my words.

>>50305322
forever here for 0 dollars
you vill own nothing
and you vill eat ze bugs

betray