/biz/ - Business & Finance

OH GOD I CANT STOP ACCOOMULATING
I JUST SPENT $250 ON BOOMER ROCKS SPONTANEOUSLY TODAY.
I AM LITERALLY ADDICTED TO SHINY ROCKS NOW.

PLEASE HELP ME BROS. I CANT GO ON LIKE THIS

>Just hodl it

>>20482698
IM GONNA

Investing/trading my money gives an orgasmic rush. I spend all of my free time staring at the stock market and watches my portfolio go up and down by literal pennies with absolute excitement. I sneak peaks of my shares at work literally every chance I get. I have dreams about the stocks. They're all I think about from the time I wake up until the time I go to bed. I stopped buying stuff for myself to buy more stocks. I spend as little money as possible so it can all go in to stocks. Please fucking help me.

>>19514491
>omg she reminds of the czech gang bang porn. i jerked off so many times, she took so many cocks and the cum just didnt stop dripping out of her

>>19333581
>just hodl for years until your long position is back to positive
ok, you have fun doing that

>>19211748
take the videopill anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijK0-hLs64U

PTON fucking mooning and killing my puts right after i bought them because i live in a simulation that feeds on my pain and suffering, thus the torture matrix will never let me make a good decision and even when i do, it makes outcomes go against me.

>mom said when i grow up i can be anything i want, even presydent
>became a coomer

>>19000206
they don't want to look like the bad guys, that's what's stopping them. the chinks are obsessed with "saving face" and gaining power through "magnetic hegemony". this is why the first thing they did after getting rich was buy up land and real estate in canada, USA, australia. they are already winning through financial means. this is why i mentioned the massage parlors, which are 100% money laundering fronts. pull up a map of any major city, search for massage and you will see there's at least 50 of these massage parlors in each part of town. just from taking money from coomers they're building billions in cash reserves to buy up more property and bribe politicians. i know this because i used to go to those massage parlors back when i was at peak-coomer stage.

>DUDE JUST HOLD MVIS UNTIL THE CONFERENCE CALL
>DO NOT FUCKING SELL BEFORE THE EARNINGS CALL
>MICROSOFT
>EX EMPLOYEES WORK AT MICROSOFT
>PATENTS

oh god oh fuck i'm financially ruined.

>>18939887
i have RTX calls, i'm getting btfo

>>18911957
>Here I go again on my own

>>18841961
>2 hours
Imagine all the cooming behind the wheel you would have in those 2 hours

>>18735224
Uh oh look like my peepee wake up early haha

>>18722005
Round #5 for today, here we go

>>18704516
My internet subscription for coom material.

Coom in her face.

ITT

>this pump

>>18385477
if every person and company had 6 months expenses on hand that would be so much money it would cause a massive depression. We live in a consoomer society that needs constant consoomtion

I have $1000. How can I turn that into $100.000 by trading?

>just stay home and coom
I can handle this mission, sarge. I'm ready.

So where’s it at? I need to coom soon, so don’t keep me waiting

You gotta... you gotta pay rent.... you gotta pay rent... I need, I need..... oh....

INCOOOOOOOOOOM
I BOUGHT THIS PROPERTY FOR PASSIVE INCOOOOOOOOM

You take your incoom and pay rent so I can earn my INCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM