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UUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH... MOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYY, NNNOOOOOOOO... I DONT WANT THE STOCK MARKET TO GO BACK DOWN.......... WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN NOW............ MOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY.......... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGGHHHHHG

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>>19954264
Our minister of finance replied to the question of how to invest: "I rarely think about it. I have it on my (~)checking account at the bank."

This place is done.

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>>19835741

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>>18951021
Im Euro and my broker is in dollars. Chances are I make more money betting on Chinks buying dollars than some Euro shit.

Btw. I just talked to a bank clerk and he told me people open .0001% savings accounts because they are "safe". This is a real number. Germans are retarded.
>>18951060
I played the trend till now but now Im stuck. I wasnt around 2008. I have no idea what to do.

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>>18945924
Nothing. Maybe write some puts right before close.
PPT will carry my gains in the futures market.

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>>18599749
I mean, its a fucking pump and dump scam to a T

When will retarded stinkies see the obvious scam pattern

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>Took a vacation
>Couldnt trade the whole last month
>Just now back
>Missed all that interesting stuff
At least I got out just before the corona drop

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It has been a pleasure memeing with u folks

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American here, how do I get neetbux?

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>>17722241
its all going to be ok mr devil

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Bulltrap edition

popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)

basic stock market terminology:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

Risk management:
[YouTube] Warren Buffett Explains the 2008 Financial Crisis (embed) [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://nhentai.net/g/114883/
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

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>>17419526

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>>17389956
>Making fun of other link holders when really I am just making fun of my self

I am deranged and in need of mental help.

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Another day of all red

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This is the most autistic thing I have ever fucking witnessed

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> slight correction after pump
> Wojaks fill the catalogue
Thinking we're 2016 again boys looks like restart is happening

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>>17222958
NOOOOOOOOO LOVE LIVE IS A MUCH BETTER IDOL SERIES THEN IDOL MASTER

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WE ARE JUICE MARINES, AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING BUYING OVER 2.50 USD PER LINKIE.

2.60 USD? DIDN'T BUY
2.80 USD? NOT BUYING

3 USD? STILL NOT BUYING YOU STINKY LINKIES

4USD? HAH IT CAN'T LAST

5 USD? It's a BUBBLE!

10 USD? This is the top! Can't wait to buy my cheap stinkies belower 2.50!

20 USD? *buys rope*

50 USD? *desperately fuds biz for the 10000's time*

100 USD - 1000 USD - 10000 USD per linkie.

*in the dirt*

NOT FUCKING BUYING STUPID LINKIES!

#JUICEGANG
#HAPAGANG
#2.50<GANG
#CHEAPLINKIESFOREVERGANG

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY THE FUCK WON'T LINK DUMP I JUST WANNA BUY SUB 2$

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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>>16028645

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Nico doesnt feel so good….

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>>11823934
heh nice try kid
Just put my entire life savings on TQQQ
see you from my yacht

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>>11309577
Jokes on you, I have no gains for you to tax. I win again!

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