/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54947346
0dte crab options are just too lucrative m8. There is no way the crab dies until something shifts the entire paradigm of this clown market

>>54944155
R-r-r-rollin
>>54944163
fugg

>>54867635
>tfw no PM and MO divvy until july

I am so tired of waking up to sirens, trains, and cars.

>>54664947
>Shorting DAX
>Shorting EU
>Shorting when their guidance is good
>Shorting when earnings keep increasing in Europe
>Shorting...
Just nah bro. The market called ECB out on their cowardly behavior and as long as ECB keeps pussying out, earnings will keep going up. Europoors are too cowardly to do anything nowadays

>>54616025
Yeah thing is I made the stupid mistake of buying a 1dte on the pump on Friday then it rugged and I just couldn't get out. So I ended up keeping it which I never usually do and now my literal life is hinging on what happens Monday. It's been a rough and very drunk weekend.
>>54616041
It's that bad? :C

>>54615129
I dunno man. With the CPI and PPI gap becoming greater and companies offloading more and more of their costs on us (i.e. increasing their already fatass margins), it could take a while. I mean, of course prices could go down somewhat, but they won't go below the level at which they were in 2022.
I remain pessimistic and think the companies will definitely try to squeeze every damn penny out of us. If it ain't "inflation" or "high rates", then it's delivery issues or other crap

>ECB is now leaning more and more to do 25 instead of 50
Bullbros we win again. Those pussies can't or won't do anything and the market has successfully called out on it. I honestly wonder what these people even do at their jobs. Do they just sit around, drinking coffee, cheating on their wives/husbands, and then at the end of the month check the inflationary data ONCE and call it quits? Legit, what are they doing?

>>54549067
i hope the whales pump my shitcoins

>>54504683
>Also Jade is my waifu and I've claimed her
Nobody wants your filthy piss waifu bro, no-one compares to Diamond :).
Hmmmm, it kinda sucks that such a good anime will never get a season 2 so I am kinda forced to pick up the manga... while some shitty anime keeps getting revived for yet another season we will never see Phos in action ever again. Literally, why even live bros?

>>54496449
Sounds hedonistic senpai. I rather short dumb whores and hope for a better world.

>>54340009
>>54340034
I did that on a walk last month

>>54289123
Tech stocks in a recession bro. And NVDA is the best of them all. P/E doesn't really matter considering their strong foothold in the market. Yeah I know, it is a bit tiring

Sooooo, crabbing till March CPI numbers right? So, nothing to do for the foreseeable weeks.

What jobs are hiring random nobodies?

> 'skills shortage'
> KFC no response

>>53631887
I don't get it. Bros, please explain :(

>>53566700
it's over. Literally

>>53560513
my mom dying

>>53550642
I have $37 calls exp tomorrow. Please tell me I'm not fucked. I really don't wanna eat bugs is all

>>53506747
Hey you forgot me

>>53495880
Well it has to go up eventually, right, r-right?

>>53390467
Yea kinda, she's gone down hill quite a bit once she snagged me

>>53262024
I made 20 days of straight profit until I lost 80% of my portfolio this Tuesday. I just got really unlucky, somehow I'll get lucky for once. Right? That's how it works right?