/biz/ - Business & Finance

Early ding ding ding, I must vacate! How did everyone do today? I'm up .07%, ya can hardly believe it myself but I have more oils than the Slippery Slope Asian Massage Parlor (rude joke hehe) and I had fun hitting 2 smol /es scalps b4 getting too scared. Unironical don't think this is too bad, tempted to buy more, but I can see how this looks to newfriends. Twitter and tiktok traders going absolutely nuts hehe, but if Powell won't do anything about inflation our response should be obvious, ganbatte

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.01%, rough rough stuff. Yields up everything down, this is getting alarming. Markets telling the fed to put up or shut up, spooky stuff. Rumors about Eu hedgies having to unwind big failed positions? Oil did well at least, day's returns look a little less scary thanks to Monday's big buy. U guys hear the rumor Powell's gonna hint at yield curve control? He shouldn't do it imo, spook ppl too bad

Earli ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .11%, oil taking a little dip off OPEC's dummy decisions. Largely red across the board but only slightly, still feelin okay! Surprised VIX allowed to rise this much off such a smol dip, gold n financials doing well off down yields. Feels like a noncommital day, that's okay buy more equities, oil, gold, sell more covvies >:)

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.71%, v nice nice. Green across the board except for gold n oil as yields close p much exactly where they were on Friday. VIX squished hardcore as institutional shorts on it reach really, really high levols, indices up. Reassuring (but unsurprising) start 2 the week, glad I added to equities on Friday :3

Early ding ding ding, sry 4 my absence! How did everyone do today? I'm down .26%, could be a lot worse! Obviously all eyes on bungled bond auction, yields absolutely flying to an extent even I did not expect. Breadth horrible, everything from gold to boomer stocks crushed (not my GEO and my oil hehe). VIX finally showing some sings of movement after aggressive, purposeful crush, but still feels muted compared to fear. Unironical buy the dip, this is all a big trick.
I have entered some bizarre options spreds since I have begun playing with my scanner, strange stuff like WW and ANF ICs. We'll see how this goes, statistically they're underpriced, that's good enough right?

Early ding ding ding! I must leave 4 work, how did everyone do today? I'm up .39%, a lot better than it looked last nite! Naisu naisu pump taking the esspeexx well above open, concerted buys in play. VIX remains surprisingly placid, alongside data about how little long exposure there is from large specs I'm getting confused, leaning hard towards bulle zone. Oil did v well 4 me 2day (and will continue to do so), added small quantity AAPL early in day. Feeling v clevor for selling BTC, will watch tonite to either re-enter or not :D

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .09%, hey mainly flat! Gold and oil big ups even tho yields are too, interesting (baffling) stuff. Down on most stocks but I'm feelin aokay. Interesting to me we're having these grindy down days, I expected this to happen all at once. VIX barely budging as well, large specs do not seem significantly short o_O
Added a small quantity of additional oil despite it being high in the short term, really wishing I got copper earlier >_>
Feeling kinda good that I sold most of my BTC on a whim at 57k, waiting to rebuy on that.

Early ding ding ding, I must depart! How did everyone do today? I'm down .68%, hey could be worse but this isn't playing out how I imagined. Russell leadin us down is unsurprising but you see VIX has hardly budged? I took profit on my putty hedges on BMRN, GEO 2day, added a smol bit of PLTR. Gold down alongside DXY AND yields is very weird to me, I'm now thinkin this is an good opportunity to long horder. Equities and goldies up time tomorrow and next week, 4k guarantee ^_^

Early ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .20%, slight red as Russel leads indices down :/
TNX big big up, gold being sold by foolish algos to buy the "safe" yields again! VIX up seemingly disproportionally to major index, told u it's a lil underpriced and will "wag the dog". No time 2 chat I must leave 4 work

Early ding ding ding, time 4 work! How did everyone do today? I'm up .11%, smol gains but hey fully green week! Yields jump boppin gold down despite flat DXY, this cements their relationship in my brain. Reminder that moronical fund managers are selling their goldies to pick up """"safe"""" yield in treasuries, u should take advantage of this!

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .06%, hey it's still a green day! Complex and mixed messages across the board, Russel finally having a red day (but not a catastrophic one) while the Dow is weirdly the winner. Folling yields propel gold upwards even as the dollar remains flat, a little encouraging to me that recent dollar drop doesn't seem 2 b being bought. Weird stuff, not really sure what to say, I'm glad my covvies expire on friday :9

Early ding ding ding, I must go 2 work! How did everyone do today? I'm up .32%, breadth mixed as the IWM climbs ever higher, I am growing concerned and watching VIX. DXY extends move downwards, I was p sure it'd keep rallying, perhaps now is good thyme for long entry? I'm predictably holding the opposite tho so I'm not complaining, gold and (some) commodities up!

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.03%, smol caps truly flying, getting a lil worried they're overextended. TSLA announces large BTC purchase so I'm up on that too, getting severely concerned the tether rumors (or some other BTC fuggery) might be true, that'll knock TSLA off their highs, all the p/e's over 40 will start to take a hit, yields will rise, underpriced VIX will spike, haha that'll never happen right?

Early ding ding ding, I must depart! How did everyone do today? I'm up .56%, hey not too bad. Gold big down, yields big up with announcement of student loan thing, DXY remaining up p shocking. Institutions selling goldies to free up cash and get """safe""" yields in bonds? VIX continue to be squished, feels like we may see second bun ear sooner rathor than lator :<

Uhh belated ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I fell asleep at my desk but I'm up .41%, I know today looked boring but I'm convinced it's interesting! VIX getting absolutely crushed, indices all mixed, dollar slughtly down alongside gold, very strange behavior. I think all the hedgies rushing out of their shorts has created strange situations, not sure what it'll cause o_O

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.92%! Green across the board, despite some very strange action 2day sketching me out. Equities and precies and DXY all up at the same time? Reiterate I do not believe rebbit is behind silver action, strange things afoot

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I HAVE BEEN JEWGALOO'D TOO MANY TIMES. I will literally cut off the tip of my pinky finger with a rusty spoon before I sell what little shares I have. As soon as my money clears in my account I'm DCAing that shit as wisely as I can into $AMC. I will not sit on the side lines anymore. The stock jew's day is fucking coming.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? Wild wild ride, probably more so for you than me! I'm up 3.79%, my UVXY verties paid out nicely, hit a couple nice futures scalps, many holds are down (a/d spooky spooky) but hey what a fun day! Has this has reignited my spark for active trading? I've been awake 4 over 24 hours, running infinite permutations of butterflies and verties...

Early ding ding ding, I must walk to work today! How did everyone do today? I'm down .45%, ouchies on BMRN, interesting gold is down alongside DXY AND yields. Very mysterious, perhaps Citadel selling gold to cover leveraged longs in.. gme and nok...
Entered long verty call spred on UVXY, I feel volatility coming I thinks, and the ratio is looking pretty nice :o

Ding ding ding! This is the last time I'm late, chaos time ended today sry! How did everyone do today? I'm up .51%, hey could be worse.
That little pop on VIX and intraday index action is a little freaky. My MSFT, PLTR, BABA did p good. Kinda a strange day, is anyone else's ToS data failing to load?

10 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Fight Club (1999), we must return to the zeitgeist so I may complete my research into the connection between the Japanese financial crisis, credit creation theory, and the Columbine shooting!

Early ding ding ding! Sry for such erratic week I'll be back to normal soon. How did everyone do today? I'm down .31%, could be bettor. Strongly mixed across the board, large cap tech up, CVX downgraded (;_;), y'know just looking at it breadth looks poor. WTF is Yellen talmbout with "taxing unrealized capital gains", it's not even protecting the wealthy it sounds like a straight up horrible idea for everyone

Late ding ding ding, augggh! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.74%, extreme strong week so far! BABA up bigly, BMRN doing great, PLTR down a little but otherwise green across tha board. Gold behaving a little erratically lol, DXY isn't down and neither are yields?