/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21053195
where my EU nibbas at

>baby's first volatile earnings season
fuck off back to r*ddit or buy the dip

>>20319108
Paper hand will never make it

>>20269428
Nice cuckshed

>>20268592
TMF is going to get wiped out. They won't lower interest rates from here. TQQQ/TMF will crater when the fed even mentions raising rates. It only worked up to now because of a simultaneous equity and bond bull run. Look how it performs in a rising interest rate environment and you will see

I don't like this bros

do we dump Monday on earnings?

>>20157390
D E L E T E

>he fell for the covid hoax of 2020 and missed the bottom
OH NO NO NO NO

>>20145561
>M95

>he didn't buy the BABA dip

>>20138575
TQQQ was mooning before covid19 hoax it will moon after covid19 hoax. Fuck back off to r*ddit.com triplenigger

>>20128757
I do the opposite of whatever this retarded old r*ddit pervert does. Served me well over the last 10 years.

>>20114335
Yes

I'm going to let you all in on a little secret portfolio that will get you easy gains with minimal downside risk.

AMT
EQIX
MA
NEE
LMT
BAH
SPGI
BIPC
HD
TREX
ABBV
AMGN
LLY
NVO
CDNS
ASML
NVDA
GDS
NTES
TCEHY
BABA
MSFT
AMZN
FB
AAPL
LRCX
KLAC
AMAT
LULU
VRTX

There you go. All the diversification you need and easy 20-30% CAGR. Don't buy boomershit. Don't buy zoomershit. This is the 300IQ portfolio of the future.

>inb4 this has too high P/E
kys r*ddit
>inb4 this has low dividends
kys boomer (total return is all that matters [buybacks >>> dividends])
>inb4 this doesn't have X zoomershit (SNAP, ZM, FSLY)
kys zoomer

Now, you can always add another asset class on top of this (gold, miners, long volatility, leveraged LTT, btc) per your own asset allocation strategy. But these are the only equities you will need for at least the next 10 years. Do NOT come crying when your boomernigger oilshit returns 5% CAGR or your zoomertranny WEEDSTOXXX go chapter 11.

Buy the FB dip. All of these companies pulling advertising were going to cut ad spending for a month anyway and are just taking this opportunity to score social justice points. When they turn the ad money faucet back on, FB will moon.

we're gonna dump hard in the last 30 mins aren't we

>>19798459

>>19670857
t. mainstream meteor puppet

>>19557752
t. Michael Burry offloading his bags

>>19532973
Beat the Bush on suicide watch

it's sad I learned a lot from him

>>19532983
based Vanguard bro

No they are not, but normies actually believe there will be Level 5 autonomous driving within a few years and are paying for it up front. Musk is actually a genius when it comes to getting people to pay for shit. He's probably the greatest vaporware salesman of all time. As far as EVs go - VW will eat their lunch within a couple years. The Taycan is already better than any Tesla and it's only a matter of time before they start shitting out VW Golf EVs with their immense production capabilities. Mind you, this doesn't mean TSLA can't moon. But there's really nothing special about it.

>>19498166
RM is the ultimate flavor of the month meme watch. Those things will be 90% off retail within a few years. Especially a fucking special edition.

>>19494881
you have to go back to r*ddit.com