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COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy : >https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - CHAD SPERM WHALE
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu (requires $WAIF)
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

SOON
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coom-coin

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COOM IS LIFE.
COOM IS YOUR PRIMORDIAL ENERGY.
COOM CREATES LIFE.
COOM TRANSFERS PART OF YOUR SOUL TO THE BAGINA OF A WOMAN.
IF YOU SELL YOUR COOM OR SPILL IT YOU WILL LOSE.
THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO SAVE YOUR COOM UNTIL THE RIGHT MOMENT.
COOMING FEELS GOOD, BUT ONLY WITH A WAIFU.
DON'T WASTE YOUR COOM.
HOLD YOUR COOM AND DON'T SELL OR YOU LITERALLY WON'T MAKE IT.
BUY COOM. HOLD COOM. WE WILL ALL MAKE IT.

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>>21668542

>> No.21668838

>>21668542
Definetly putting 100 bucks in coom

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>IMAGINE NOT BUYING NOW AND THEN THEY CONFIRM AND ANNOUNCE $WAIF, $BREED XVIDEOS AND $DONUT INTEGRATION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K4oym9Pw48 [Embed]

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>>21668820
so-source?

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>>21668838
Sirs many COOMdalini rupees for our needful village sirs

>> No.21669767
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>haha le epic 4chan meme coin!
So these are all made by the same group of scammers, right? Im talking shit like Nulink, Tendies, Corona Coin, etc...

>> No.21669942

>>21669767
don't lump in COOM with your favourite coins goy
btw tendies made a shit ton you know that right?

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>>21669767
>scams
NGMI, mustapha. It's not a scam, its a plan.

>> No.21670375

well, this is based. and mooning.

>> No.21670435

>>21668542
Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. In this world, men can pretend to be women and go touch children and we all have to pretend its normal. We have to pretend importing millions of people without our morals, values, culture, or history is totally fine and nothing will change. We have to pretend women are exactly the same as men and can compete against them in sports. We have to pretend having a luciferian death cult ruling over us is great. We have to pretend wearing masks 24/7 and getting a mandatory untested vaccine is good for us. This is the reason I invest in COOM. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. Put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

>> No.21670472

>>21668542
rip dude on the left

>> No.21670901
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>>21670472
He COOMED and made it anon, and we're all gonna make it too.

>> No.21671953

>>21670901
more like made it to the grave, not the best example