Milk Farming General /mtg/

[Anonymous No.9905307]

Ok biz after reading the numerous milk farming threads yesterday I'm curious. What do I need to get started?

[Anonymous No.9905318]

>>9905307
buy cows

[Anonymous No.9905333]

prep the bull

[Anonymous No.9905334]

>>9905318

step 2:

export them to india when they run out of milk

[Anonymous No.9905339]

>>9905307
The price for this stuff hovers between €30 - €60 a liter and the average woman can produce between 0.9 - 1.2 liters a day. That means the optimal milking setup could net you €2160 a month or €25920 a year. I bet you could easily double or triple those prices if the woman attached to the milk was attractive and thus a fetish object in her own right but these numbers are purely based on bulk raw milk.

[Anonymous No.9905345]

Customers
There all going to formula
Your best chance is amateur porn

[Anonymous No.9905349]

>>9905318
isn't human milk more profitable though? so many fuckers in the cow milk game already, human titty milk is relatively untapped

[Anonymous No.9905356]

This is gonna be exactly like the shrimp fad, where you’re gonna see more threads pop up, an ethereum ponzi game called ethermilkies is gonna be created, then crypto investors will realize raising cows is extremely hard and is the equivalent of throwing money in a well the first couple of years of the business, at which point it will die off until the next fad pops up

[Anonymous No.9905362]

>>9905333
?????
How do you get ... never mind

[Anonymous No.9905364]

>>9905307
Professional milk farmer here, listen to the guy above me and buy big black cows. They are cheaper and generally have bigger tits which means more milk. Watch out tho they might chimp out if you dont feed them fried chicken.

[Anonymous No.9905377]

>>9905356
It is dried up because of formula
Unless we get to mad max fury road then we got something big

[Anonymous No.9905394]

>plant milk seeds
>water
>???
>profit

[Anonymous No.9905404]

>>9905333
Lol checked

[Anonymous No.9905438]

>>9905333
BULL MARKET CONFIRMED
BUY BUY BUY
GIVE ME YOUR CUM BULL

[Anonymous No.9905499]

If your not using formula
It’s a pyramid scam
How can you say it has value
The cost to milk
Storage
Maintenance
What if you get hacked ?
You got to go formula

[Anonymous No.9905538]

>>9905499
how the hell can u hack milk

[Anonymous No.9905558]

>>9905499
wait a second! you said hack and that got me thinking, is there any way to overclock my women with hormones to get more milk out of my milk factory per square inch?

[Anonymous No.9905573]

>>9905318
Can confirm buying big black cows is a great investment. They usually have much bigger saggier tits and thus produce more milk. However be careful around these they might try to steal your wallet or chimp oit if they dont get their daily dose of fried chicken

[Anonymous No.9905583]

wait, what if I can sell my cumjars?
is there a market for cumjars?

[Anonymous No.9905618]

>>9905583
we are talking about real milk anon not cum

[Anonymous No.9905707]

>>9905558
See over here
The one in the middle makes chocolate
You need POW
That is why you should use formula
No bad milk

[Anonymous No.9905735]

That’s how you hack milk

[Anonymous No.9905830]

>>9905707
Mind blown anon, is she available for employment?

[Anonymous No.9905885]

>>9905830
I don’t know I use formula
It’s a alt milk

[Anonymous No.9905959]

>>9905885
formula is trash why would you use formula when nature intended you to drink milk from beautiful milkers?