/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.9901334]

HIGH IQ EDITION
AMD
TSLA

See previous thread OP For info.
>>9892786

[Anonymous No.9901342]

first for wew

[Anonymous No.9901348]

First

[Anonymous No.9901349]

How do you feel about the amazon bubble? Up 80% in a year.

[Anonymous No.9901350]

NTDOY will bounce off support between $38-$40 and rocket to $60+

screencap this

[Anonymous No.9901355]

Terrible

[Anonymous No.9901358]

>>9901334

Really OP? You're so lazy you can't copy and paste the template? It literally takes less than 10 seconds.

[Anonymous No.9901359]

AMD 40
TSLA 400

>>9901350
my high IQ high cognitive capacity brain says nope

[Anonymous No.9901362]

new plan: all my shit is up over 20% ytd and cannot continue to go parabolic. stopped my buys in may. gonna stack cash until the next decent correction, and even if i only time it halfway to the bottom, it's much better than buying now

[Anonymous No.9901363]

>>9901334
Failed lazy OP

[Anonymous No.9901370]

>>9901358
High IQ is about efficiency. You have access to all information in a single click.

[Anonymous No.9901371]

How is everyone doing?
Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed]

Previous thread: >>9892786

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9901375]

IQ, AMD, BZUN dips already started closing up. After stop losses added another 50 IQ, 200 AMD, and 50 BZUN when I bought back in.

[Anonymous No.9901376]

Fake thread

[Anonymous No.9901383]

>>9901349
If only I could go back in time to when I was 5 and tell myself to buy the IPO and hodl until june 2018.

[Anonymous No.9901385]

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a sirloin sandwich with bacon aioli, gruyere cheese, fried onions, and some steamed veggies. I'm up a shitload today due to SLV and it feels GOOD. Got a ton of plans for the weekend and I can't wait to start them!

[Anonymous No.9901397]

>>9901349
I feel pretty good

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9901399]

>>9901385
Protein bar and shower water from the spout, I'm fucking late.

[Anonymous No.9901403]

>>9901349
What this anon said >>9901383 I wish I had a fucking time machine. I guess only our meme president gets one.

[Anonymous No.9901407]

>>9901385
ham and cheese sandwich on jew bread
all my gains for the past weekend got wiped out in 3 hours but I'm still up $5

[Anonymous No.9901409]

>>9901385
>he always posts during my morning vomit routine

[Anonymous No.9901415]

>>9901385
My nigga my nigga

[Anonymous No.9901418]

>>9901385
Going to the gym instead again, part of the routine MWF for lunch between work. I want my portfolio to be huge and my gains as well.

[Anonymous No.9901422]

>>9901385
Ended up the day at +4%, coming back from work by train, going to a concert.

[Anonymous No.9901425]

>>9901385
I am infuriated that Lunchbro wastes a good lunch picture in such a low quality thread

[Anonymous No.9901439]

Piece of shit Semis.

[Texas anon No.9901443]

>>9901385
Getting my usual Friday treat. Wish I was happy like you lunchbro.

Also fuck you OP.

[Anonymous No.9901445]

>>9901385
Looks good though Lunch Anon.

[Anonymous No.9901448]

>>9901385

[Anonymous No.9901450]

>>9901439
>he didn't put all on STMicro+Soitec
not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.9901455]

Gold just crashed
GET FUCKED COMMIES

[Anonymous No.9901458]

>>9901385
3rd red day in a row for me.

[Anonymous No.9901471]

back in the green by eod boys you heard it here first

[Anonymous No.9901474]

>>9901409
bulimia is bad m8

[Anonymous No.9901480]

>>9901399
Which bar bro?

>>9901409
Are you okay Anon?

>>9901418
Fuck yea dude kill it

>>9901425
I should have made my own thread with lunch as the pic :^)

[Anonymous No.9901488]

>>9901480
Elon Musk deserves the thread OP for what he did to shorts.

[Anonymous No.9901493]

>>9901480
all the gin I drink doesnt start hurting my stomach until 9am

[Anonymous No.9901500]

>>9901300
Euro markets are going to be bullish until Q2-Q3 2019 given the ECB shitpost yesterday

[Anonymous No.9901516]

>mfw green

Baffled as to why. I'd even be up 30 dollars if MU wasn't shitting the bed so bad.

[Anonymous No.9901525]

>>9901500
MOAR QE

[Anonymous No.9901540]

>>9901516
Fellow MU owner! What is your opinion on it? I bought it at $43 but I'm holding for $75. You think it will make it this year?

[Anonymous No.9901547]

Made a thread but might as well ask this here since I fear this board has become overrun with crypto kiddies.

What's the "best" or rather most established/used way to calculate the fragility or rather volatility (with symmetric downsides/upsides ofc) of a given security?

Also is there an aggregate site that already did that and has them available in a rank-order?

[Anonymous No.9901549]

>>9901493
gin is one of the only liquors i can stomach
youre not drinkin that cheap paint thinner garbage, are you?

[Anonymous No.9901551]

>>9901525
The QE may be ended in december 2018 (it's not even sure), but low rates are here to stay until at least Q3 2019

[Anonymous No.9901561]

lol Yahoo going full Shut Up and buy it Nya

[Anonymous No.9901566]

>>9901551
yea thats why im staying out of the short yuro financials. i had it all ready to go, but the news didnt line up, so i backed down

[Anonymous No.9901568]

>>9901540
Negative, I don't think it'll make 75. The DRAM companies are about to get cucked by the Chinese government, since Trump is the only leader in the world willing to call the fuckers out on their bullshit.

I expect we'll see a rally after earnings, but I don't see much long-term value in the company.

[Anonymous No.9901570]

>>9901547
bollinger band width

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9901577]

LCI looking for a move soon.

[Anonymous No.9901581]

>>9901561
holy fug

>>9901547
seconding this >>9901570
you should be able to set up a screener based on that

[Anonymous No.9901593]

>>9901549
pic related
Bottom shelf Crowne russ or Glenshire gins
Delicious

[Anonymous No.9901595]

so you're supposed to just buy options and flip them for a profit, right? Nothing more to it than that, excluding the greeks?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9901619]

>>9901480
Crunchy Peanut Butter Cliff Bar, I would snap a picture but that little thing is long gone.

[Anonymous No.9901635]

>>9901595
Yea, usually people don't exercise options, they just sell them.

[Anonymous No.9901639]

>>9901595
No, you have other options

[Anonymous No.9901641]

>>9901540
I'll be happy if it goes back to $63, this motherfucking stock.

[Anonymous No.9901643]

>>9901593
I got a bottle of regular Bombay, I only drink it when it's hot out

>>9901619
Good flavor

>>9901577
Might buy a couple, still holding GBR though so I might not have the capital quick enough.

[Anonymous No.9901657]

>>9901635
that clears a shitload of stuff up for me, don't know why everything online makes it so difficult

>>9901639
I like you

[Anonymous No.9901660]

>>9901643
>he doesnt drink and smoke 24/7 365
never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.9901662]

Oh well, time to watch my gains melt away

[Anonymous No.9901668]

>>9901662
>15,666.18
ayy that's more than I make in a year

[Anonymous No.9901673]

>>9901660
There will be plenty of that this weekend, going to crack a few cold ones with the boys

[Anonymous No.9901674]

>>9901662
Is this the poor Atlanta boi?

Stay poor

[Anonymous No.9901683]

>>9901471
green by end of lunch wish me luck guys

[Anonymous No.9901684]

TRADE WAR

TRADE WAR

[Anonymous No.9901686]

>>9901480
Thanks lunch Anon, as always you are much appreciated.

[Anonymous No.9901695]

I have $290, what stocks should I buy during the dip

[Anonymous No.9901697]

If CAT and BA drop more monday Im buying

[Anonymous No.9901699]

>>9901657
The fundamentals behind option trading aren't complicated. It's making a profit on them that's the hard part. Keep in mind, you WILL pay a fee regardless of what you do with the option, so you always have to be able to make more than the fee or it's a loss. That's where people usually lose money, actually, as the fee can bite hard if you have a lot of bad options.

Realistically, though, options aren't designed for speculation. You want futures for that.

[Anonymous No.9901711]

AMAT a shit.

[Anonymous No.9901731]

> options not enabled on my account
> wouldve tripled my money if I could buy OTM T calls today
REEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9901732]

>SVRA

Buy this in prep for June 20.

[Anonymous No.9901738]

>>9901686
Thanks Anon, I enjoy keeping up with this thread

[Anonymous No.9901745]

>>9901455

[Anonymous No.9901750]

I can't shake the feeling that there will be a big dip in the market later this year. Am I being paranoid?

[Anonymous No.9901751]

>>9901695
JP Morgan
Divs next month

[Anonymous No.9901754]

>>9901695
NKTR

[Anonymous No.9901755]

Man I should have held DIS for 2 more days, but I already had a 9% gain...

[Texas anon No.9901763]

>>9901750
Could it be another September 2015?

[Anonymous No.9901765]

>>9901745
Ebic

>>9901750
Its going to crash but in the upwards direction

[Anonymous No.9901780]

>>9901593
>crown russe
that shit reminds of bad times too much. i cant drink it anymore

[Anonymous No.9901805]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9901806]

>>9901750
>Am I being paranoid?
sure, but a little paranoia never hurts in this game. there IS someone out to get ya in this game. ALWAYS

[Anonymous No.9901807]

Canadian Goose just went up 26% today, should I sell or hold?

[Anonymous No.9901814]

>>9901699
Help me understand one more thing.

How is it possible for me to buy a put without owning 100 shares of a stock?

[Anonymous No.9901819]

>>9901780
Love the aromatic Juniper taste

[Anonymous No.9901828]

>>9901814
Because you can't exercise them on Robinhood anyway.

[Anonymous No.9901830]

>>9901674

What, what makes you think I live in Atlanta?

[Anonymous No.9901841]

heading to rite aid
better be a green day when I get back

[Anonymous No.9901845]

>>9901814
You can buy the shares later. For example, if you buy a $3 put and the price plunges to $1, you could buy 100 shares and exercise your put for $200 profit.

[Anonymous No.9901848]

>>9901547

[Anonymous No.9901849]

>>9901814
You're just buying a contract for the right to buy/sell 100 shares of the underlying.

[Anonymous No.9901850]

>>9901841
Every day is a green day for someone, especially if they're jewish.

[Anonymous No.9901852]

>>9901814
long options holders have the RIGHT to exercise.
short contract holders have the OBLIGATION to put forward the shares if its in the money

when you exercise a long call, youre forcing the call writer (the guy whos short) to sell 100 of the shares at strike. hence why short contracts rquire margins

[Anonymous No.9901863]

TSLA
AMD

HIGH IQ

[Anonymous No.9901870]

so, opinion on AVLR?

also, any stocks to hold for long time?

[Anonymous No.9901881]

>>9901852
>>9901849
>>9901845
well shit, I guess it doesn't matter anymore because I just accidentally unintentionally bought the put anyway because I dropped my phone and caught it in mid air, swiping up in the process

[Anonymous No.9901894]

>>9901870
Overvalued IPO. If you have the IPO, congrats you made a huge profit. If you don't, do not buy.

[Anonymous No.9901918]

>>9901371
The info for IB is incorrect. The commission is $1 for the first 200 shares and $0.005/share thereafter.

[Anonymous No.9901920]

>>9901894
won't make it into another IQ?

[Anonymous No.9901925]

>>9901881
imo stay away from any option less than a month to expiry unless youre ITM (which that one actually is). id get rid of it as soon as you see greeen desu. CSCO looks like its gonna pop back up. if you see it break 44.20 id get lost

[Anonymous No.9901958]

>>9901807

hold

$100 EOY

[Anonymous No.9901960]

>>9901920

[Anonymous No.9901975]

>>9901540
Short term we're looking at 100 usd + by EOY. once people understand the potential of chalcogenide switching technology and realizes micron has most of the IP anyone has, we're looking at above 600USD per share in a couple of years, because it will be valued in earnings per share similarly to Novideo and Intel. Its earnings will continue to grow even until people realize chalcogenide will absolutely cuck silicon not only in storage and not only in memory, but also eventually in processors, especially in data centers and embedded to begin with.

Micron also has buy options for Intel's share of their common production plant for 3DXpoint (a chalcogenide technology) in 2019.

>>9901568
>>9901641
Don't worry. Micron's 10bn share buyback program will ensure that you will not get wrecked and it will rise. 10bn is almost 15% of micron's current market cap. It's sick.

Micron is:
Leader or on par in every major thing they currently sell.
and
Undisputed leader on novel truly next generation types of processors, memory architectures and memory technologies, some of those in collaboration with Intel, though Micron has the upper hand in the relationship despite being smaller due to Micron owning all the IP it needs whilst Intel owns only some IP and needs Micron to license to them.

[Anonymous No.9901980]

>>9901920
No.

If you really want free money, put money in SVRA.

[Anonymous No.9901998]

Good time to buy IQ. What price is a good but in?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9902010]

>>9901547
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

[Anonymous No.9902012]

>>9901998

$15

[Anonymous No.9902021]

>>9901975
Is it actually too late to invest in some micron stocks? They seem to be a bit high.

>>9901958
Well, they just announced that they are going into China, whats going to support them to $100? Also is it going to dip since there's the drastic increase.

[Anonymous No.9902023]

Wish I knew about GOOS. Dammit.

[Anonymous No.9902036]

>>9902021
>Well, they just announced that they are going into China, whats going to support them to $100?

You answered your own question

[Anonymous No.9902042]

>>9901980
Reasons?

[Anonymous No.9902060]

>>9902023

How did you miss the billboard on Tuesday?!

>>9856456

[Anonymous No.9902080]

>>9902021
>Is it actually too late to invest in some micron stocks? They seem to be a bit high.
They might swing down a bit due to who knows what reason, but if you look at its fundamentals, it should really be valued at above 170$ per share right now if the market was rational.

Big bois are accumulating and micron's buyback program is the most bullish safety cushion you can get. I doubt we'll see Micron ever dip below 50 USD again barring an apocalyptic economic crisis that fucks over everything everywhere.

I'd recommend reading to understand the potential micron has in its hand, and even if it didn't ahve this in its hands, it should easily be 170+ USD right now if the market made any real sense.
https://seekingalpha.com/author/stephen-breezy/articles#regular_articles

[Anonymous No.9902122]

>>9902060
I meant before that. Before I blew my settled cash on AMAT.

[Anonymous No.9902142]

surely power hour will lunch us to green

[Anonymous No.9902179]

What are some boomer buy , hold forever, and pass down to my children stocks?

[Anonymous No.9902194]

If the Sp500 closes green today Ill name my first son Dow Jones

[Anonymous No.9902203]

>>9902142
SPY is too far gone, the only thing saving me now is Dean's, as God intended.

[Anonymous No.9902225]

>>9901975
Wow this is pretty delusional. I did research on transition metal dichalcogenides and we just got a publication approved this morning. You just shoved a bunch of buzzwords together and you have no idea what you’re talking about. Silicon is far too cheap and versatile and it’s not going anywhere. Also better architectures only give a slight advantage over competitors.
Anyways I’m sure MU will be fine but the real money is in AAOI. Optical comms are blowing up.

[Anonymous No.9902226]

>>9901711
Triple bottom reversal hold onto your midichlorians boi, soon we will be podracing!!!!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9902235]

>>9902179
AMRS

[Anonymous No.9902238]

>>9902203
hella
PEP GIS and Deans are killing it lately

[Anonymous No.9902244]

>>9902235

[Anonymous No.9902255]

Can you guys explain the biggest benefits to options trading? I seriously can't fucking get it, even after watching videos. Why use it over futures or trading the asset itself?

[Anonymous No.9902258]

>>9902235
Filtered

[Anonymous No.9902268]

>>9902255
Leverage.

[Anonymous No.9902269]

>he sold Tesla during the media FUD

[Anonymous No.9902280]

>>9902255
Its meant for hedging risk management

Degenerate gamblers will say trade them

[Anonymous No.9902285]

>>9902268
Futures are traded on pretty heavy leverage too though. S&P500 e-mini are like 50x IIRC.

[Anonymous No.9902294]

REEEEEE I SPILLED GIN ALL OVER MY DESK

[Anonymous No.9902301]

>>9902280
This is what makes sense to me. A lot of people here must be degenerate.

[Anonymous No.9902303]

>>9902269
Can't wait to see it at 400 and sell.

The low IQ of people who don't understand TSLA is glorious.

[Anonymous No.9902307]

>>9901980
>SVRA
seems black to me. too much ups and downs. you will either get it all, or lose it all with it on june 20th.

[Anonymous No.9902310]

>>9902301
It's extremely high leverage, high risk. What's not to like about it?

[Anonymous No.9902321]

ELON MUSK

[Anonymous No.9902324]

>>9902280
Honestly, it is pretty degenerate but anyway most people trade the contracts in some hot potato game to people far richer than they are so that the end executor gets to get the 100 shares for a better price.

I have no idea why people execute options anyway.

[Anonymous No.9902328]

cant wait for Comfy's live interview with warren buffet today

[Anonymous No.9902341]

>>9902321
Holy shit, this is huge. He is saying he sells puts on Tesla and whatever else to make money? The absolute madman. Is this legal?

[Anonymous No.9902342]

General Mills smashed 45

[Anonymous No.9902346]

>>9902328
What time?

[Anonymous No.9902349]

>>9902238
>hella
CALIFORNIAN DETECTED
ELIMINATE

[Anonymous No.9902356]

>>9902346
he said after close

>>9902349
n-no I was simply making fun of bay area people!

[Anonymous No.9902358]

>>9902341
look up how he is paid.

Elon Musk could earn $55 billion at Tesla under his new pay plan—here's what he makes now. It's official: Tesla shareholders have approved chairman and CEO Elon Musk's multibillion-dollar stock option pay proposal, which could award Musk $2.6 billion in stock options in 12 tranches, or portions.

He took his CEO pay and turned it into options so he basically gets huge exponential possibility if tsla does good.

[Anonymous No.9902359]

>>9902294
itll evaporate

[Panama Bro !uFJzRqBrvs No.9902388]

Next week there's a lot of events. Are we going to get bogged next week?

[Anonymous No.9902397]

>>9901375
>BZUN
hi, what are your profit-taking targets for BZUN? thanks

[Anonymous No.9902401]

>>9902388
so long as the VIX remains this low and goes lower, the uptrend will continue

[Anonymous No.9902420]

>>9902356
i wanna retake the bay area by force desu
such an awesome area, climate and city. close to the beach, tahoe, the desert, the sierra nevadas. but its commies sacrificing their children to afford rent to pay their chinese overlords. pretty sure its beyond repair

[Anonymous No.9902430]

>TFW my $GERN calls are actually going to be assigned
Such is market manipulation

[Anonymous No.9902445]

>>9902420
Its even worse than my hometown "LA"
And when you go to San Fran all the streets are filled with dirty commies and homeless that hate you for being from LA

Please nuke us based Korea!

[Anonymous No.9902456]

>>9902445
Commiefornia is definitely a containment state.

[Anonymous No.9902457]

>>9902358
The mad man...the largest options gamble in the world going all in

[Anonymous No.9902469]

>>9902456
Only the southern half
The northern is awesome, Jefferson when?

[Anonymous No.9902472]

>>9902457
Yep, just imagine how much money he made in the last month, unrealized.

[Anonymous No.9902497]

just bought back into JNJ
been too low for too long

[Anonymous No.9902498]

>>9902456
sick ID
>>9902457
It's not a gamble. Executives are commonly paid in stock options. Most of the time they exercise the option and immediately sell, because they don't want their income tied to their performance.

[Anonymous No.9902501]

so what are the chances of GOOS dipping next week after this immediate spike?

[Anonymous No.9902511]

>>9902430
dont think about it like that. you made 100% on your covered calls. so you lost some upside. so it goes. you didnt "lose" anything tho. i love how comfy covered calls are

>>9902445
>Its even worse than my hometown "LA"
LA? never heard of it. its in socal, right? somewhere near hollywood rite?
>And when you go to San Fran all the streets are filled with dirty commies and homeless
ive seen dudes out there ten years ago that are still there. its fucking pathetic. but the weathers nice so they dgaf
>that hate you for being from LA
its a coping mechanism. their rent is even higher over there because china. they try to act smug about it. the only people i know from bay are are in places grandfathered from the 60s and 70s, so their rent isnt outrageous. its impossible otherwise

[Anonymous No.9902518]

>>9902497
I bought JNJ at $120 like 2.5 weeks ago. The stability is comfy but also quite boring. If it doesn't get into a steady uptrend by this time next month I'll probably sell all my shares and put the money into something with more price movement.

[Anonymous No.9902519]

>>9902498
keeping musk around is all that matters

Imagine how much $$$$ is on the table if he goes spaceX full time and they IPO it.

[Anonymous No.9902529]

>>9902511
LA is los angeles, that is Hollywood, san fernando valley, ect ect... its between bay area and san diego

once you get up to Santa Cruz/wine county california becomes awesome

[Anonymous No.9902531]

>>9902341
>are stock options legal?
yes

[Anonymous No.9902540]

>>9902518
heres a little tip about JNJ if you didnt know..

They are dividend aristocrat and for Income investors only. If you want to trade, do a range like VZ, KO, or WU

[Anonymous No.9902549]

>>9902529
>LA is los angeles
:^)

i really dig cali desu. the people mostly blow, but id spend time there any day. the desert fucks me up after a while tho. looking like imma make my way over there by fall.

[Anonymous No.9902551]

when making a core dividend portfolio you want JNJ, PEP, KMB, MCD, SBUX, and C/BAC, SO, and UTX

this covers all the sectors you need

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.9902561]

Common SPY, you know your proper place is 266
Everything over 270 was hype & manipulation

[Anonymous No.9902564]

>>9902342
>Tfw I bought 14 shares at 41.08 with my small specs
I'm hoping to hit mid 50s or 60 by the EOY

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9902566]

>>9902551
lol SBUX?!?! It's like you want people to lose money.

[Anonymous No.9902567]

>>9902551
>He doesn't have DF in his portfolio

[Anonymous No.9902569]

>>9902549
I want to buy a bunch of terrishit desert raw land with no water sometime.

[Anonymous No.9902571]

>>9902540
I know that but it's also down about 20% from its 52 week high back in mid-January so there should be some considerable upside in the share price as well as a decent divvy.

[Anonymous No.9902594]

>>9902566
Look at their dividend growth/stability and say that again MOTHER FUCKER

[Anonymous No.9902598]

>>9902567
Sold @ $10

[Anonymous No.9902604]

Who here NAKD? Buyout approved by shareholders.

[Anonymous No.9902607]

>>9902567
of course I have godamn Deans

But Im talking about CORE positions

[Anonymous No.9902614]

>>9902303
This. It's the most easily swing traded stock ever. <300$ = buy, >$380 = sell.

[Anonymous No.9902623]

>>9902571
Yes it will go up but the reason its slow is because its a huge conglomerate

and When it comes to dividend investing, shareprice doesnt matter, so better to trade a range than something in a downward wedge

For Hodling though? this JNJ should be a large portion of your port

[Anonymous No.9902627]

>>9902607
Good to know that some people are still interested in buying a lambo one day.

[Anonymous No.9902631]

>>9902511
Yeah I made 20% from these calls so I'm satisfied. Still thought I had a chance of staying under the strike price given last week's chart

[Anonymous No.9902640]

>>9902627
Based Trump is unironically going to pump it when he saves the dairy industry

[Anonymous No.9902658]

>>9902258
Everytime I see filtered I remember this guy's short lived time here
>>9760405

[Anonymous No.9902660]

I picked up MAT @ $12 in March and sold a few days ago @ $17.
Now all-in T @ $33.
r8 me /biz/

[Anonymous No.9902667]

>>9902566
homeless housing is a huge growth sector

[Anonymous No.9902673]

>>9902658
keke
He probably killed himself after this

[Anonymous No.9902682]

>>9902631
its only a real bummer when you lose divs on it.

[Anonymous No.9902687]

Just did a lengthy interview for a promotion at wageslavery. Been there eleven years and still have to do an interview. Come to end if interview they tell me lol there will be a second interview. Jesus fugging Christ in the back of a free candy van.

Weed is doing more sideways. Government did not get as much time to talk about weed bill today thanks to conservatives doing a filibuster on unrelated carbon tax. Carbon tax is bullshit and the cons have my support in fucking with the libs on that one. I guess they're done with it for now.

[Anonymous No.9902703]

>>9902687
Trump stomping on Canada economy is glorious

[Anonymous No.9902714]

>>9902687
so weeds a sell or a hold rn in your opinion?

[Anonymous No.9902717]

>>9901334
IQ, SQ, HEMP, and GRAB soon. Check it:

> https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/12/toyota-will-invest-1-billion-in-southeast-asian-tech-company-grab.html

Another Uber in SE Asia.

[Anonymous No.9902732]

Zey sold, PUMP EET

[Anonymous No.9902742]

Its gonna be a green day, I can feel it

[Panama Bro !uFJzRqBrvs No.9902762]

Any opinions on TXN? Thinking about jumping in or should I wait for a dip?

[Anonymous No.9902765]

I was at -0.7% this morning, now +0.5%
Holy sheeeeeeeeeeeeet

[Anonymous No.9902791]

damn my DIA call passed right by my limit

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.9902805]

>>9902561
bullllshitties ;_;

[Anonymous No.9902815]

Shorts gunna cover soon, den another dump

[Anonymous No.9902831]

Pump SPY pump!

[Anonymous No.9902838]

>>9902805
>The alien thing shorted again
>you know what to do

[Anonymous No.9902859]

>>9902838
>The alien thing
top kek

[Anonymous No.9902861]

dont mind PEP
Another day, another dollar gained

[Anonymous No.9902876]

>>9902762
I wouldn't be surprised if it dropped down and tested $110 again.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9902892]

>>9902594
Wait for this years Q4 earnings. Once it gets cold those homeless shelters aren't going to be making money.

[Anonymous No.9902898]

>>9902831
At one point, I was -$200. Now I'm up +$60. Not even a trade war can keep it down. The Golden Bull is no meme.

[Anonymous No.9902916]

>>9902714
Depends on the ticker. Some look better than others for short term upside.

[Anonymous No.9902931]

>>9902892
Irrelevant
Starbucks teamed with Pepsico and sells starbucks products in stores, very successful amongst the middle class
They have made cash and just began their dividend aristocrat jounry
You can see by the current low starting yield that the stock will pump

[Anonymous No.9902946]

>>9902916
whatcha think of aphria? i feel it has some upside, but its been underwhelming lately. unsure whether i should sell and look away from weed for a month

[Anonymous No.9902963]

>>9902946
unironically priced in

[Anonymous No.9902966]

>>9902321
>>9902341
His compensation plan includes performance-contingent ISO grants, potentially worth billions, which would comprise almost the entirety of his compensation from the company over time. His annual salary each year is California's minimum. By comparison, other executives at the company have salaries around 250k/year (they also have ISO grants, but they pale in comparison to the grants of the Chairman & CEO).

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9902979]

>>9902931
All the more reason to be short, the middle class isn't even going to be a thing after drumpf's term is over.

[Anonymous No.9902985]

>>9902946
I dunno. What kind of strategy do you trade with? It's a good potential swing if it drops a bit more and dips in to oversold or near oversold rsi. Probably good longer hold if you're thinking to sell around first quarter financials after rec sales start.

[Anonymous No.9903002]

>>9902979
actually the poor will no longer exist after the next plague

[Anonymous No.9903028]

does anyone think this is a fucking trap? what exactly caused this moonshot all of a sudden?

>>9902985
>>9902963
yeah i was looking for a swing and trying to take a longer term position in fall

i think i will take my (slightly less than expected) gains elsewhere

[Anonymous No.9903045]

>>9903028
Of course its not a trap we're in a godamn fucking golden bull run

[Anonymous No.9903078]

How do i get into this shit. I have money sitting around that im not using and want to drive myself closer to suicide

[Anonymous No.9903102]

https://www.engadget.com/2018/06/15/google-diversity-report/

>Google is still very white and very male
Its latest diversity report shows it still has work to do.

time to go all in on Alphabet

[Anonymous No.9903116]

>>9903045
DIA down to 250 first today though

[Anonymous No.9903131]

>>9903078
>download robinhood
>deposit money
>look at companies that are reporting earnings on tuesday
>all in on short term options on those companies

[Anonymous No.9903138]

>>9903116
its only down because of the banks, which are about to rebound hard next week

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9903157]

>>9903102
you mean apple right? Once Bernie gets in they're going to be fined very heavily for their lack of diversity. This is also a great opportunity to short the health insurance providers since a single payer system, which we're going to move to under Bernie, will eliminate the need for health insurance providers.

[Anonymous No.9903162]

TSLA AMD UPDATES
359.71 USD +1.99 (0.56%)
16.40 USD +0.15 (0.95%)

[Anonymous No.9903169]

>>9903162
Doesnt even come close to beating PEP

[Anonymous No.9903189]

>>9903157
I'm just trying to understand how a US company having only 53% white employees is "too many white people"..... They also have over 36% "Asian" employees which I assume is going to be mostly Indians.

[Anonymous No.9903190]

>>9902805
how do you handle being wrong day in and day out? I know stocks and crypto can't be the only things you fail at. Your whole life must be a colorful menagerie of failures.

[Anonymous No.9903196]

>>9903138
youre right tho
i was just talkin into close. think itll dip and recover

[Anonymous No.9903202]

>>9903169
Sure. I don't understand most of the market. I operate off of low data points and minimal knowledge and understanding.

In such a case I don't need a lot of stocks. I'll miss out but I don't mind. My goal is to double twice with 0 risk this year.

[Anonymous No.9903208]

>>9903189
all white males must be killed

[Anonymous No.9903221]

>>9903202
I was expecting an argument
you arent the fag I want
ring me the amd/tsla fag

[Anonymous No.9903236]

>>9903190
Well he is posting here on 9gag as a grill. Can't get any lower than that

[Anonymous No.9903252]

>>9903221
pepsico is a shitty stock in general. It's not interesting. If it's not interesting wasting time thinking about it is even more worthless than these other stocks.

It's a fucking snack company. Interesting if you are a boomer. The whole goal is beating the market though. So unless you are timing pep perfectly wha'ts the point

[Anonymous No.9903259]

>>9903190
kneepad girls is unironically terminally ill
You cant fail at life more than that

[Anonymous No.9903267]

>>9903252
To add, even the interesting things pep could do I doubt they would do. Why the fuck would anyone care about them.

Sector wise they are in an alright space, at least they arent FORD or GM.

[Anonymous No.9903280]

>>9903252
>tfw Timed PEP perfectly and bought at 96
>tfw its the greatest dividend stock of all time
>tfw they aquire health foods and have household brands you never even knew
>tfw Its unironically going to make me rich

[Anonymous No.9903287]

How hard is GE going to drop on Monday?

[Anonymous No.9903295]

>>9903280
I'm okay with it. Just don't put your money into autos or energy sectors for long-term and I don't mind.

There are only a couple disgusting sectors and stocks (GEGEGEGEGE)

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9903315]

>>9903259
I never understood what the point of her trading from hospice was.

[Anonymous No.9903322]

>>9903315
I wish she would at least post nude pics from hospice...

[Anonymous No.9903329]

>>9903287
I don't know I saw a GE commercial.

They didn't have a product to sell during the commerical. IT ended with a GE logo. I'm sure they are very smart and good buy if they are running empty commercials.

[Anonymous No.9903332]

>>9903322
>she

[Anonymous No.9903335]

>>9903332
I don't care what it is, I still want a peek at that feminine penis.

[Anonymous No.9903337]

>>9903329
Why the fuck would they even do television commercials when they don't give a shit about the consumer sector?

[Anonymous No.9903338]

>>9903295
GE is a special case
Theres nothing wrong with conglomerates, infact they are the best stocks to own...

[Anonymous No.9903347]

>>9903337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmQvc6tB1o

It takes high IQ to tell GE is a shit company. I'm sorry to brainlets who can't understand 1+1 = 2 because they have shit muddy brains.

[Texas anon No.9903357]

>>9903190
Failing at life isn’t as hard as people make it out to be. I should know.

[Anonymous No.9903360]

>>9903338
Sure. I like types like Samsung or ones that make sense. GE is trash. I would buy it at $10 though.

[Anonymous No.9903365]

who /all time highs/ here?
got very lucky again on BRZU

[Anonymous No.9903382]

>>9903365
I'm about $1k down from my ATH, I think I'm in a good position to overtake it in the next week or two though.

[Anonymous No.9903402]

covered my DIA short desu
dont feel like getting squeezed into the weekend. im gonna go take my free money and buy tendies

[Anonymous No.9903415]

>>9903402
What kind of tendies anon?

[Anonymous No.9903417]

>>9903402
lol good timing i guess

[Anonymous No.9903425]

any million/billion dollar investors want to invest in prostitution? I feel like the Nevada brothel market isn't properly utilized.

I promise incredible gains because of my superior high IQ.

[Anonymous No.9903431]

>>9903415
the expensive kind, of course.
prolly get the expensive white cheddar boxed macaroni as well. i deserve it

[Anonymous No.9903437]

its fionally happening
PEP is actually going to 107 today
110 soon then 120, then its off to the races

[Anonymous No.9903451]

>>9903425
hookers are recession proof.
wat ticker?

[Anonymous No.9903466]

>>9903162
your predictions were 365, and 16
way off, mr. coin flip
please use a trip so we can filter you

[Anonymous No.9903468]

shit aint dipping again so Im putting the rest of my money into NBO bonds

[Anonymous No.9903469]

>>9903451
No, I don't like the existing business models. It would be a start up.

[Anonymous No.9903475]

>>9903451
PIMP

[Anonymous No.9903482]

>>9903451
Hookers may be recession proof but travel isn't, and when you have to travel all the way to fucking Nevada for the hookers then that means that the Nevada hooker market is linked to the ups and downs of the travel industry.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9903514]

>>9903482
What if we started a brothel that comes to you?

[Anonymous No.9903518]

>>9903482
nah, I would guarantee 10x return on Investment. The trick is the business model I would use is completely creative but no one is doing it or will. Requires high IQ and I would draw up a complex design document for the model.

Not that interested in doing it but it's easy money.

[Anonymous No.9903519]

>>9903482
>not investing in human trafficking
Do you even pizzagate hotdogs?

[Anonymous No.9903520]

>>9903514
They have those already, they're called escort services or call girls. They're also illegal.

[Anonymous No.9903522]

new to options. so um when people buy these options, what dates do they usually go for? 1 week? 2 weeks, 1 month, 6 months?? The longer it is, the more you have to pay for the option right?

[Anonymous No.9903527]

>>9903469
>>9903475
thx jus bought 100k
whats the yield?

>>9903482
im glad im among intelligent people here. sound advice anon what about a decentralized hooker service. we copy the uber model and hire up whoever has a phone and let them work whenever, and we take a cut off the top. no need for pimps as the hooker is monitored closely for her wherabouts, andif anything happens, police and medical staff will be to assist promptly. all transactions done without cash, electronically, so no need to carry cash thru the ruff parts of town.

sound like a plan?

hell maybe we could call up uber and strike a deal with them so we can have hookers for delivery

[Anonymous No.9903536]

>>9903518
It'll be funny when the mafia sprays your high IQ brain matter all over the desert.

[Anonymous No.9903538]

>>9903514
hey hey, great minds >>9903527

[Anonymous No.9903547]

>>9903527
nope. I would need starting capital (wouldn't expect equity on it.) It's very different than the ideas people are posting in here and counter intuitive.

[Anonymous No.9903549]

I take back everything I said about you Citibank!!

[Anonymous No.9903569]

>>9903536
nope, wouldn't disrupt existing

anyway it's relatively unimportant. Just one genius idea, unimportant in the scheme of things.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9903605]

>>9903538
Yeah we make our HQ in NV so everything is kosher on our end. Then sub contract everything out like Uber, because of the interstate commerce clause it all falls under federal jurisdiction so I'm not sure the legality in all of this.

[Texas anon No.9903607]

>>9903482
The trick is to do well during the up cycle that you can lobby to make it legal nation wide and thus freeing yourself from the cycle.

[Texas anon No.9903615]

>>9903607
*to do so well

[Anonymous No.9903622]

I live near elementary schools where I can search for fresh talent if we are doing the escort thing

[Anonymous No.9903625]

PEP just hit 107

[Anonymous No.9903634]

>>9903605
This is not a winning idea. You will get fed fucked forever. No one with capital is gonna wanna be in jail.

It's the opposite idea. Literally orthogonal to what you are talking about. Little simple brains can't explore the solution space properly so you go to existing models and make assocciations

mine is completely counter intuitive but makes absolute sense if I wrote it out in a design document, easy money. Requires too much capital though so I won't do it.

Also on the subject unfortunately to explain my thoughts would again take far too long. They are too deeply branched for easy communication.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9903649]

>>9903634
Nah this is a great model for a global hooker empire. Stay poor.

[Anonymous No.9903653]

>>9903622
If you want to know the best places to look, I would contact the lead authority on child exploitation.

https://www.clintonfoundation.org/about/contact-us

[Anonymous No.9903662]

hmmmm
what to do for a buzzer play?
bonds look like they peaked today. maybe TMV for the weekend?
i almost wanna go long SLV now that im out, but there has to be something worth doing.

anyone got any weekend memes?
what sector is down the most rn? banks look ready to go

[Anonymous No.9903670]

>>9903634
>would again take far too long.
because you're a brainlet, or just know its too retarded to say out loud.
Any brainlet can make an idea complicated. Genius is being able to explain anything simply for kids because you understand it so well.

[Anonymous No.9903673]

What about starting a hook-up website where men pay a subscription / use fee and the women (hookers) get paid by the website for creating and maintaining profiles? The women aren't getting paid for sex, they're getting paid for maintaining a profile and possibly a "frequent use" bonus.

[Anonymous No.9903677]

>>9903634
do eeet then fagget

>>9903649
agreed

[Anonymous No.9903693]

>>9903662
tmv seems good for the weekend
I would buy but just spent my cash on nbo

[Anonymous No.9903694]

>>9903670
>Any brainlet can make an idea complicated. Genius is being able to explain anything simply for kids because you understand it so well.
well said anon

[Texas anon No.9903697]

>>9903673
This guy gets it

[Anonymous No.9903729]

>>9903693
ooh the non-muni memes? i was just shilling those to my irl buddy who was asking me for 401k advice. told him about consumer memes too. basically just told him, whatever you do, dont do what i do lel

imma do a put on TLT though i guess. want cash to trade w on mon

[Anonymous No.9903736]

>That Dean's feeling

[Anonymous No.9903740]

>>9903670
>>9903694
No the reasoning is slightly counter intuitive. I could explain it and it would make sense. If you heard the first sentence it wouldn't make sense though until you saw all the reasoning behind why doing each of those things.

[Anonymous No.9903741]

>>9903673
Nice, you could implement some sort of whore-rating system too which would incentivize fugging good

[Anonymous No.9903767]

>>9903729
I always start entering NBO or VWOB around this time for the end of the month run up for monthly divs
might as well start nbo now thats its lower

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9903770]

>>9903634
>implying there's actually something complicated about creating a branded brothel with an uberlike fuck app attached to said name brand.

[Anonymous No.9903780]

>>9903741
higher satisfaction ratings would unlock new, higher paying account and bonus tiers

[Anonymous No.9903783]

>>9903740
ever heard of an elevator pitch? 30 seconds is all it should take to explain ANY business idea.
you should also be able to explain any business idea in less than 10 words

[Anonymous No.9903802]

>>9901334
TSLA is wrekd

[Anonymous No.9903813]

>>9903770
What should it be called? Something trendy with a missing letter. Hookr?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9903819]

EOY SMG CALL IN SHOW STARTS IN 4 MINUTES

https://www.twitch.tv/comfy_chan

This is not going to go well, is it?

[Anonymous No.9903820]

>>9903740
lol
i get the feeling you think people take what you say very seriously. i believe thats misguided

>>9903767
yea i ditched my VWOB after seeing what dollar was doing

>>9903770
this. the tech is all there. the business model is just copy-paste ubers. the hard part is finding a base of operations where what we do is legal

>>9903802
lukewarm IQ

[Anonymous No.9903825]

AHHH
PEP AT ALMOST 108 NOW WTF
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.9903832]

>>9903813
Hook'd

[Texas anon No.9903833]

>>9903813
Kek

[Anonymous No.9903839]

>>9903819
oh fug i gotta grab something to eat before it starts

[Anonymous No.9903848]

btw
short bonds over the weekend goyim. free money

[Anonymous No.9903849]

>>9903819

better have that interview ready for buffet, I have him with me right now

[Anonymous No.9903850]

Well that's a wrap for me, have a good weekend gents!

[Anonymous No.9903851]

>>9903740
But will it be legal?

>>9903819
What's the worst that can happen?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9903852]

>>9903813
whores-r-us

[Anonymous No.9903857]

>>9903783
shark tank /smg/

It's that complicated but it is counter intuitive

[Anonymous No.9903860]

>>9903852
e-Scort

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9903870]

>>9903860
that's a way better name

[Anonymous No.9903880]

S-cort

>>9903860
damnit

[Anonymous No.9903884]

The newly formed virus, named H7N9, has killed over 600 people in China

Professor Jonathan Van-Tam, deputy chief medical officer for England, told The Telegraph that virus H7N9, which is circulating poultry in China, could cause a global outbreak.

He said: “[H7N9] is an example of another virus which has proven its ability to transmit from birds to humans.

“It’s possible that it could be the cause of the next pandemic.”

In China, the deadly pathogen has killed 623 of the 1,625 people which have been infected.

[Texas anon No.9903886]

>>9903880
Fuck I like this

[Anonymous No.9903895]

>>9903884
I am so fucking glad

GAS THE CHINK
RICE WAR NAO

[Anonymous No.9903906]

>>9903884
surprise surprise, the country that is literally giving us a run for the money in poisoning the earth develops a new hyper deadly pathogen that will invariably wipe half the chinese pop out. nature really does have a plan

>the deadly pathogen has killed 623 of the 1,625 people which have been infected.
pretty good k/d

[Anonymous No.9903908]

when show start comfy, warren is complaning

[Anonymous No.9903917]

>>9903884
H7N9 has been around for several years and hasn't shown itself to be easily transmitted from human to human. If you don't own any chickens, you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.9903919]

things to discuss: TSLA, AMD.

[Anonymous No.9903933]

>>9903819
can you use twitch chat as a guest, or do you need to make an account?

[Anonymous No.9903937]

>>9903917
flu pandemics scare the fuck out of high IQ people dude. Flu's ability to re-engineer itself so rapidly is fucking scary.

[Anonymous No.9903939]

DO YOU REALIZE HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET THE REAL WARREN BUFFET

[Anonymous No.9903943]

FUCK YOU GOMFY
YOU PROMISED US A LIVE SHOW AND WE COULDN'T HEAR SHIT

t.Bakkafrost fag

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9903945]

hehe, um the stream is over, technical difficulties

[Anonymous No.9903948]

>>9903943
>>9903939
i missed it.
damnit

[Anonymous No.9903950]

I went all in on TSLA

[Anonymous No.9903962]

Comfy let us down again! he cant keep getting away with this!

[Texas anon No.9903964]

>>9903937
Everytime there’s a new disease people shit themselves over a new pandemic. It’s getting old.

[Anonymous No.9903969]

>>9903850
>was in 2/2
Oorah

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9903980]

OKAY AUDIO HAS BEEN FIXED NEW SHOW IN 3 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.9903992]

>>9903980
Filtered

[Anonymous No.9903996]

>>9903980
word

[Anonymous No.9904002]

He let us down a second time!

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9904005]

>>9902397
I say this often, but I just set stop losses around close test lines and in the event it drops 5% I can sell before it does and buy it back in. The only real risk is I buy back, it keeps dropping, and I lose like 3%.

[Anonymous No.9904016]

Weed bill is scheduled for continued debate in house of commons on Monday at 12 EST. Time allocation to prevent delay tactics will be in effect.

[Anonymous No.9904024]

ok thats 4 out of 5 green days for at least the nasdaq

Golden bulls won

[Anonymous No.9904026]

R8 and help me improve my low IQ for next week

[Anonymous No.9904030]

>>9903964
Literally or figuratively?

>>9903945
>>9903980
Why didn't you test before you started streaming?

[Anonymous No.9904034]

>>9904016
How long do you expect the debate to last and for them to come to a decision?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9904045]

I desperatly scalped all day to try and close the gap left from this morning, so fucking close.

Also if any of you are in Texas and happen to be a Realtor, Attorney, CPA/Accountant, or PNC I have a business proposition.

[Anonymous No.9904063]

>>9903980
KKKOMFY YOU BETRAYE US ALL
AND WHERE ARE THE COLLEGE ROASTIES INTERVIEWS ??

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9904066]

>>9904045
I know a guy that works at McDonalds in Texas. I'll text him your number

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9904073]

>>9904066
Give me about 4 years and I can hire McBronald a job as a front desk clerk.

[Anonymous No.9904091]

>>9904034
Week or so depending on whether the Senate wants to put up a fight over amendments or not. Seems like the only really contentious amendments is Senate proposed allowance for individual provinces to ban home growing. House wants no such allowance and home grow legal nation wide (4 plants max).

[Anonymous No.9904100]

>>9904063
did i miss it again?

[Texas anon No.9904108]

>>9904045
I live in Texas and I know none of these. I know that doesn’t help but I felt the need to comment anyway.

[Anonymous No.9904119]

We're not getting a live stream are we?

[Anonymous No.9904121]

>>9904026
this portfolio is pretty Commie, not gonna lie

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9904123]

>>9904108
Go become one, make this easier for me man.

[Anonymous No.9904133]

>>9904119
He had a week to prepare I don’t understand

[Anonymous No.9904134]

>>9904108
If you work at McDonalds you can be a Pam from the office in 4 years

[Texas anon No.9904137]

>>9904123
What are you looking to do and in what area?

[Anonymous No.9904144]

>>9904119
>>9904133
its over for Comfy
Had a real actual interview with Warren Edward Buffet and he fucked up the audio

[Anonymous No.9904148]

>>9904133
I don't even know why he wants to do a live stream, the podcast was more than sufficient

[Anonymous No.9904153]

>>9904100
Gomfy did a first speech but nobody couldn't hear shit
He rage quitted and came back
But nothing was solved
We insulted him copiously and he disconnected for good

[Texas anon No.9904165]

>>9904148
He got addicted to (you)s. It’s a sad story that gets repeated over and over.

[Anonymous No.9904166]

>>9904108
i felt the same way for some reason and i dont even live in texas.

>>9904148
call ins will be super fun if he can get it to work. gomfys just bad under pressure desu

>>9904153
dunno how i missed it again. i left the embed open the whole time. i guess i dont understand twitch

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9904167]

>>9904137
I'm just looking to partner with people to refer my clients to them. People want financial organizers to hook them up with everything from baseball tickets to daycare for their fucking kids. I look good, you fags make the money. That was the idea.

[Anonymous No.9904170]

>>9904144
He’ll never work in this town again!

[Anonymous No.9904185]

>>9904144
>>9904170
kekked

[Anonymous No.9904188]

>>9904165
Lost a lot of friends to (you) addiction, I hope he gets the help he needs.

[Texas anon No.9904192]

>>9904167
I get it. What area?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9904208]

>>9904192
Within like, 1-2 hours of the entire DFW area.

[Texas anon No.9904221]

>>9904208
Oh fuck. That I really can’t help you with as I live 6 hours away. Good luck though. Sounds lucrative.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9904263]

>>9904221
So your either by El Paso or Austin, my home office is in Austin. If you become a lawyer hit me up, I travel all the time.

[Texas anon No.9904280]

>>9904263
Southeast Texas actually

[Anonymous No.9904304]

>>9904045
I live in Texas, my girlfriend is a realtor and I have one friend who's an accountant and a couple who recently finished up law school.

I'm not going to put them in contact with some shady 4chan person with a "business proposition" though.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9904305]

>>9904280
I forgot Houston exists for a moment, you lucky fucker, right down from Galveston. I used to always go there as a kid. Up here its just gross all the time and we have polluted ass "lakes".

[Anonymous No.9904319]

>>9904304
Post gf feet

[Anonymous No.9904332]

>>9904304
Oh, and my cousin (who is a pediatrician herself) is married to a really fucking good lawyer but his firm mostly deals with defending school districts and local governments when they're being sued.

[Texas anon No.9904351]

>>9904305
Yea it’s nice having so much around, especially since I love to fish.

[Anonymous No.9904353]

>>9902631
>>9902511
Neat. I didn't get assigned. I guess not all ITM calls get exercised like we thought.

[Anonymous No.9904355]

>>9904304
>>9904332
You never know until you try anon

[Anonymous No.9904359]

>>9904332
Post pediatrician clients feet

[Anonymous No.9904366]

can you marry yourself for tax purposes?
should you be able to?
what would be the pros?
what would be the cons?

discuss

[Anonymous No.9904374]

>>9904359
top kek

[Anonymous No.9904378]

>>9904319
This.

[Anonymous No.9904382]

>>9904353
I read somewhere that the assignment happens on saturday...
Let's wait for monday to now for sure

[Anonymous No.9904389]

>>9904319
>>9904378
n-no

[Anonymous No.9904395]

god dammit comfy

[Anonymous No.9904402]

>>9904359
Is it illegal to jerk off to kid’s feet? I kind of think it should be

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9904412]

>>9904304
Then don't? I'm offering business to anyone who wants free business, I would meet for dinner like once to make sure your legit and not a crack-head and exchange business information. I'm not asking for your contacts, I figured since we shitpost about making money here may as well also just make money together if convenient.

burner email: [e-mail] for anyone who is interested. I expect nothing, but its a good way to justify shitposting instead of working right now.

To get back to stocks, what the fuck is going on with Northrop Grumman? It just got a huge deal and then it drops 5 right away.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9904428]

>>9904280
We live close 2 each other !

[Anonymous No.9904429]

>>9904412
I see this developing into a cuckhold situation very quickly, please post pics and greentext when it happens please.

[Anonymous No.9904442]

>>9904353
hes right >>9904382

[Texas anon No.9904450]

>>9904428
Kek what city you in?

[Anonymous No.9904453]

>>9904428
Why does everyone in this general live in Texas? I live in Bryan-College Station half the time

[Texas anon No.9904471]

>>9904450
Also how feminin is your benis?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9904472]

>>9904453
Its fucking huge m8, also taxes on most forms of investment range from low to nothing.

[Anonymous No.9904478]

>>9904450
Hospital for the dying

[Anonymous No.9904482]

>>9904453
its a good state to not deal with a buncha taxes and its where theres a ton of jobs are. makes sense

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9904485]

>>9904453
I don't live in Texas.

[Anonymous No.9904495]

>>9904453
Too hot to do anything else except sit inside and shitpost. Gotta make money trading to pay A/C bill.

[Anonymous No.9904498]

>>9904478
What does rkg have? AIDS?

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9904512]

>>9904485
>>9904495
Hey, its more random than just hot. Texas goes from cold to hot at the drop of a hat.

[Texas anon No.9904517]

>>9904504
>>9904504
>>9904504
>>9904504

[Anonymous No.9904522]

>>9904498
we saw the pictures of "its" hands

Its not human. probably a common cold it hasnt built an immunity for

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.9904578]

>>9904562
>>9904562
>>9904562
>>9904562
NEW THREAD

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.9904592]

>>9904517
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.9904594]

>>9904578
WRONG

[Anonymous No.9904729]

>>9904263
>going to move to Austin soon
>tfw I will be living in the vicinity of a serial /smg/ shitposter

Wew, good thing I haven't accepted the job offer yet.

[Anonymous No.9904739]

>>9901334
"High IQ"

Lmao - is that you, Imperator?