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9887611 No.9887611 [Reply] [Original]

FUCK THIS CRYPTO SHIT. I PUT SO MUCH OF MY SAVINGS IN, AND NOW ITS WORTH SHIT!

wife's two months pregnant. Is it too late to abort it? I'm not even employed I can't support a kid

>> No.9887763
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>>9887611
>he aborted his child
commence the golden bull run

>> No.9887779

>actually having children

lmao

>> No.9887781

>>9887611
>not telling to abort the moment you know she's will child
degenerate

>> No.9887807

Let her eat a lot of basil.
Make some Pesto, tell her that you want to eat italian or shits.

I can't do much for your losses but at least I'm helping you with the abortion.

>> No.9887819

>>9887611
This board is hilarious. Don't ever invest again.

>> No.9887824

>>9887611
Get a job
Don’t spend your savings

>> No.9887834

really? you don't have any contacts that could help you out in case of unwanted pregnancy?

>>9887819
This. lmao it's by far the best board. the Schadenfreude of it is hysterical

>> No.9887841

He aborted? Pump it!

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>>9887611
If she hasn’t mentioned abortion yet to you and you mention it to her and it’s two months along already you might as well consider yourself a deadbeat dad at this point forced to pay child support and never see the kid
Yeah you can fill out applications for McDonald’s or Taco Bell online these days

>> No.9887864

naw dude, you have the baby at the dip, perfect time. imagine having a baby at the peak and then it dumps. no, this is the smart time. his middle name should be link

>> No.9887874

do the world a favor and kys, jesus fuck

how are you so fucking irresponsible? Grow the fuck up dude

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>>9887611
>made huge gains buying eth
>made huge returns off shorting the market
>laughing out loud seeing the goyim literally sacrificing their unborn children to feed my greed

Guess my religion. :^)

>> No.9887918

little sergey chainlink lastname will be less then 2 years old when bitcoin hits 1 million

>> No.9888014

>>9887611
Imagine how your child would feel reading this post in about 18 years

>> No.9888042

>>9888014
>wtf my dad named me after some shitcoin

>> No.9888069

>>9887611
>I PUT SO MUCH OF MY SAVINGS IN, AND NOW ITS WORTH SHIT!
tell her so she'll leave you for the father of her baby

>>9887763
>his

>> No.9888098

>>9887779
This.
Imagine being so hateful you decide to bring a child into this shit hellhole of a world.

>> No.9888870

>>9888069
>his
yes that's right