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mutts will be awake soon
be ready

>be mutt
>asleep in burger shaped bed
>alarmclock goes off 7am
>hear rap music and gunshots in the background
>another day of cultural enrichment
>why cant those damn europoors be more like us?
>gets out of bed, passes tv on the way to the kitchen
>wow only two school shootings since yesterday must be low season or something
>beer, burgers and more burgers in the fidge
>cat starts meowing for food
>reach into pantry,
>tiny hands fumble before finding a gun
>BANG!! BANGG!!!
>pulls phone out of pocket
>checks portfolio
>only +2.939% today
>PANIC SELLS EVERYTHING

>> No.9884679

>>9884661
Maybe they'll fomo buy instead since the price rose significantly last night

>> No.9884709
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9884709

>>9884679
>be mutt
>asleep in burger shaped bed
>alarmclock goes off 7am
>hear rap music and gunshots in the background
>another day of cultural enrichment
>why cant those damn europoors be more like us?
>gets out of bed, passes tv on the way to the kitchen
>wow only two school shootings since yesterday must be low season or something
>beer, burgers and more burgers in the fidge
>cat starts meowing for food
>reach into pantry,
>tiny hands fumble before finding a gun
>BANG!! BANGG!!!
>pulls phone out of pocket
>checks portfolio
>only +2.939% today
>PANIC BUY'S ALL IN

either way, brace for a movement soon.

>> No.9885478

>>9884661
>>9884709
>>9884679

Mutts ruined crypto

Always panic selling after that insulin injection

>> No.9885499

>>9884661
Don't forget we need to mutts to let them fomo at the top.