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>MUH PORTFOLIO IS OVER $50K
>MUH JUST BANGED STACEY LAST NIGHT
>MUH CAN'T WAIT TO.HIT THE GYM LATER
>MUH MFW SIX FIGURE SALARY
REEEEEE FUCK YOU FAGGOTS. 4CHAN IS FOR NEETS!!!! THIS IS ALL WE HAVE AND YOU'RE TAKING IT TOO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9818508

sorry babe, you're mainstream now

>> No.9818519

>>9818497
Hi
Im neet and made fuck you money while browsing /biz/.
Of course I go to the gym.

>> No.9818521

>Crypto portfolio 100k
>Two girlfriends
>Gains at gym
>Don't work
Am I a normie now?

>> No.9818528

>>9818521
Only if you have threesomes

>> No.9818534

>>9818497
Kys incel fagglord

>> No.9818535

>>9818521
And share pics with your /biz/ pals, wink wink

>> No.9818542
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>>9818508
nice, so that's how normies will learn about jews

>> No.9818558

>>9818542
they know, they just don't care because they have more immediate problems

>> No.9818568
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9818568

>>9818497
I used to lurk /b/ b4 you were even aware of 4chan.
>Thinking NEETS can’t grow up and become successful.
>ISHYGDDT

>> No.9818578

>>9818497

Reminder that bizonacci, the meme master, is literally a Chad. Incels produce nothing.

>> No.9818579

Just got done hitting the gym and about to go home and hit my wife Stacy with my cock

>> No.9818582

>>9818568
that heel in the back is longer than my penis

>> No.9818585

>>9818558
like what? paying off their mortgage? who do they think runs the banking system?

>> No.9818637
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9818637

When will people realise "NEET" is a LARPed myth so that other tards can get the jobs you're not applying for.

With the added bonus that all the idiots who believe it take out loans and go overdrawn which then funds the interest in our savings.

>> No.9818644

>>9818585
Nah, more like whether they should text chad now or later because if they text now it might seem needy.

>> No.9818664

>>9818637
IT IS NOT A MEME. I AM A FUCKING NEET YOU DOLT

>> No.9818674

>>9818519
>Of course I go to the gym.

there it is, cancer

>> No.9818678

>>9818585
like their social circles, family, friends, jobs, etc
you know, normal stuff
you can imagine how the jew hate comes across to them, most of you convey the message in a way that kind of leaves much to be desired
hire a decent pr guy or something maybe

>> No.9818736

>>9818678
>muh optics
Honestly with a vain attitude like that you deserve the South Africa treatment you have coming.

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9818771

I know this is all memes and stuff but there are actually people on /biz/ unironically bragging about their sex life and money here as if this was reddit, and they should know thats just not ok

>> No.9818790

>>9818674
Why even be NEET?
The point of not working is to have time for self development

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>>9818790

>> No.9818809

>>9818736
anon, life is aesthetics
and as with art: it's not what you say, it's how you say it
being all ham-fisted about everything is cute for a while, but eventually people start to wonder if that's your only, basic, setting

>> No.9818823

>>9818790
i'm drinking beer all day, i'm belgian so it's allowed

>> No.9818858

>>9818809
So? The truth is the truth. Ignore it if you want or be dismissive if the message isn't swpl enough for your tastes, the consequences will be reaped regardless.

>> No.9818876

>>9818664
You BECAME a NEET, you fell for the lie.

>> No.9818880

>>9818508
This board has pretty fucking low traffic. It really isn't

>> No.9818936

4chan neets are a meme. /biz/ and /fit/ are actually chad boards.

>> No.9818944

Kek
Someone just swiped me tinder

>> No.9818966

>>9818858
im just saying, you either care enough to actually convey your truth in a way that normans can actually digest, or you're just masturbating and paying lip service to this supposed compassion for others
for most people, it's the latter, because the truth is they just want someone to blame and rail against for how powerless they feel, regardless of whether they are pointing their finger at the right spot
people pick up on this and it taints the message and ruins it for everyone

>> No.9819037

I used to be a NEET until I found myself and entered university. I'm on the road to being a doctor now, just at an older age than most do.

Honestly, everything you want is attainable. You're either smart enough to figure out how to get it and how to motivate yourself into it or you're not. Support helps, and support is usually there if you genuinely ask for it. But you have to make the moves and you will LOVE it when you do.

Being a NEET is like being an addict. Just listening to you guys makes me feel like I'm backsliding. It's better to break away from others like you for awhile and start hanging out with Chads, figuratively speaking.

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9819050

time to redpill normies

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9819053

im just sad that i have a 6 figure portfolio and i still am a worthless kissless virgin loser
it cant be right that my biggest dream and desire is to have a gf and children, whilst other people gets that naturally without lifting a finger

i worked myself out of debt, paid off my car and own a big house with 5 bedrooms, just waiting to fill them up
yet even the girls i went to college with refuses to accept my friend invites on facebook, and i have never ever gotten a tinder match despite having an account for 5 months now

it just hurts to see you normiefags raiding this board, bragging about your gfs as if something that everyone has

>> No.9819067

>>9819053
hello incel

>> No.9819071
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9819071

Went to the strip club with one of my girlfriends last night (pic related), we both got our own pair of lapdancers in a private room, bought 50k worth of booze, coke, and strippers total (literally 0.0001% of what I've made off of crypto)

i came four times, once in each of the strippers (different holes, i should add), shit was so cash

p.s. i'm typing this from my penthouse in beverly hills, stay mad poor virgin NEETs hahaha

>> No.9819144

>>9819071
you win

you sure beat me.

id love to just live one day without thinking of ending it all day

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>>9819071
If you larp, at least make it entertaining

>> No.9819490

>>9818966
haha get a load of this jew