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9809872 No.9809872 [Reply] [Original]

there's a really cute girl at work, how can I talk to her?

I would suck the shit right out of her if she let me

>> No.9809894

Ya dont, go back to your desk and finish those returns nerd.

>> No.9809907

She is not for you wage cuck

>> No.9809933

my coworker asked her what she thought of me and she said im a cutie

I'm technically not the manager even though I am so I don't think I'd get in any trouble but idk when or how to approach...

>> No.9809937
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9809937

>he fell for the women meme

>> No.9809941

>>9809872
>hi
>I'm Mark
>Nice to meet you

>> No.9809959

>>9809933
>Would you like to have a coffee/drinks/lunch?
>We should hang out some day.
It's much simpler than you think.

>> No.9809961

>>9809933
Talking is a start. It's really not that hard, especially if she's even remotely in to you.

>> No.9809962

forget to do up your fly "by accident" and make sure you complete eye contact when you zip up
bonus points for tongue action

>> No.9809971

>>9809962
thanks, this is pretty much what I was thinking but I just wanted to hear it from someone else

>> No.9810018

>>9809962
Holy shit, worst advice ever.

>>9809971
Good luck with that sexual harassment charge, OP.

>> No.9810308

>>9810018
its not harassment if i trick her into cucking me