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>be mutt, grocery shopping
>see 56% discount on 5KG bag of cookies
>hoard.jpeg
>stand in checkout line
>reach in pocket, burgers fall out
>grab phone, check blockfolio
> -2%
>bags instantly slip out of tiny hands
>sell it all at a loss
>sharts in mart
>everyone claps
>mfw

>> No.9798893

Is there anything mutts dont suck at?

>> No.9798907

The greatest market for adult diapers is US because wet farts from junk food

>> No.9798968

>>9798907
https://globenewswire.com/news-release/2017/11/17/1194842/0/en/Adult-Diapers-Market-Share-Expected-to-Grow-USD-14-592-72-Million-by-2021-Zion-Market-Research.html

"Geographically, the market is segmented into North America, Europe, Asia-Pacific, Latin America and the Middle East and Africa. North America dominated the adult diapers market"

my fucking sides man, when live immitates art.

>> No.9798978
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9798978

>> No.9799383

>>9798893

breeding, it would seem.

>> No.9799456

Heard a theory that the sharting in mart phenomenon is due to taking diet pills that make it so your body doesn't absorb greasy foods. So this leads to people getting caught off-guard by undigested liquid grease shit that suddenly leaks out before they make it to a toilet

>> No.9799502

>>9798968
>Zion-Market-Research
>(((Zion)))
>good_goyim.jpg

>> No.9799538

>>9799456
Its pretty much this. Just really shit diet in general and no self-awareness. One should be fucking able to feel asshole slime coming out of your anus and making your clothes damp. Jesus fucking Christ.