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I wake up at 7am every morning and run for around an hour around my property. I then go and lift in my home gym, before making myself a massive breakfast. I then go to the top of my 10 story tall mansion and get out my Barret M82, and tell the help to put one of my abducted nolinkers in the shooting pen.
"Why didn't you buy any stinky linkies," I say to the nolinker in the shooting pen.
"B-b-because I thought the token going above $1 defeated the point of it and that there were only 2 team members developing it at the time."
"Why should I allow an easily fudded brainlet to live?"
"B-because I made a mistake but I can find another coin which will go on a hyper bullrun."
"No. There are no more bullruns nolinker. The market has settled. The only thing which runs now is you."
The nolinker would then run around the shooting pen, trying to avoid my shots. If I am in a good mood, I will intentionally miss a few times so that they can feel like they can escape. After my daily execution is finished, I then spend the rest of the morning banging coke and snorting hookers and considering if I want a new lambo today or something different. All I know is that i will get it painted with an actual gold-based paint. I will never drive it anywhere, but I will definitely fuck an entire k-pop girl group in it.

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We won’t know anything for sure until mainnet. Sergey knows that under the hostile SEC regulatory apparatus that he must maintain the idea that LINK is a decentralised utility token and not a security and once it has utility they can promote chainlink, but not before that, or it jeopardises the whole project

>> No.9754376

The ico had 32m cap. To buy presale you had to buy in chunks larger than 300 eth. Surely there were some bizraelis here. Now. When ico went live, the available market cap for purchase jumped instantly to 30million, leaving only 2mil left for purchase during the ico outside of presalers. In order to participate in the ico, you had to purchase minimum of 100 eth. This is where most of biz came into play. There were several pools being shared around etc, but they were mainly in the ico camp, not the presales. The remaining 2 mil market cap sold out in about 5 mins counting a 3 min site failure due to traffic. So, Biz honestly does only make up probably 5 percent or so of the link holders, not counting the few large biz whales who were in presales. Infact, 95% of the circulating supply is in the top 100 wallets.
What assblaster said was right, we werent meant to have this, and they want as much of it back as they can get.

>> No.9754393

>>9754281
It's weird. in the beginning I was fudding Link to accumulate more. which I did ultimately when it was around 13 cent. I amassed 300K Link. I definately think I have enough to make it. the problem though is that I can't stop fudding my own investment where I am literally all-in with my life savings. I designed some of the most hated and posted memes regarding Chainlink. again... I am all-in with my live savings and I have no intention whatsoeva to shill this project. instead I went to insane lengths to meme fud whenever I can. sometimes I sit a whole day in front of the screen and I FUD FUD FUD FUD. I don't something is wrong with me. but since I have invested in Chainlink I feel verydifferent. my behavior makes absolutely no sense... yet I am 100% sure I have to FUD my own investment.