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Just got one of those ancestor dna tests and turns out I'm 25% jewish. What can I do with this information?
Should I go into media or physics?

>> No.9709595

>>9709567
go with what comes naturally usury is usually the best return

>> No.9709624

>>9709595
That's true desu. I'm automatically putting extra and more high quality work into something I enjoy on some level.

>> No.9709642

Terminally Jewish

>> No.9709656

You can’t prove a belief by DNA.
I just had my DNA tested and I’m 25% church of Christ on the rolling hill evangelical of Jesus Christ Christian denomination of the Christ Christ god church of saint bob billy mike and the apostles that didn’t make it.
My DNA is quite complex see

>> No.9709685

>>9709567
you have no hope in physics as a jew. Media nepotism might get you a job but honestly just go hide because things are about to get very ugly for the jews...

>> No.9709714

My DNA says im 75% non Islam
The other 25% is non practicing

>> No.9709722

>>9709656
jew is not a religion brah. it's mainly an ethnic group with it's own genetic diseases.

>> No.9709726

>>9709685
Dangit. I thought my 25% could be enough to get the (((benefits))) but also not that much so I can sneak out of scope when the purge happens.

>> No.9709753

To the holy land
Show up

>> No.9709770

>>9709656
jews are also an ethnic group fyi. This is basic knowledge, anon.

>> No.9709771
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9709771

Get in the oven, Schlomo Goldbergstein. Join the rest of your family

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>>9709656
>>9709714
>he doesn't even know Jews are an ethnic group

By default, you're never going to make it.

>> No.9709782

you should mind as well short humanity.

>> No.9709886

>>9709722
?????
Like native Americans the American Indians.
I don’t know I don’t believe it.
I think there like the Jahova witness
Persia has same DNA

>> No.9709940

Is this the boat people of Abraham
The flood Muslim Jewish Christians
I don’t understand
Your beliefs
You can’t say science is wrong by a religion

>> No.9709957

I found out my great grand mother was asian. Really fucked me up, was suicidal for months.

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9710019

>>9709714
retard

>>9709886
>Persia has same DNA
No it doesn't retard. Not even close.

>> No.9710056

>>9709957
Wow
In school for the first three days all the Asian liked me then they ask what type I was I said Hawaiian and they stop talking to me.
Asian very hard on them selves

>> No.9710065

>>9709656
Judaism is a religion. Jewish is an ethnicity.

>> No.9710068

>>9710019
Yes I would say so By DNA

>> No.9710207

>>9710019
Buy more it just jumped