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How rich do I have to be to have a chance with her? She's 18 years old and her boyfriend 19 owns a Nissan 350z. I am also 19 but with a minimum wage job. What do I do? Please help.

>> No.9683149

>>9683141
just rape her for free

>> No.9683153

>>9683141
youd have to be a billionaire because our sound like a beta male fucker

>> No.9683159

>>9683149
what the fuck anon

>> No.9683183

she has no boobs

>> No.9683199

Reeee I haven’t had sex in a month now I’m horny af

>> No.9683202

>>9683149
2nded

Keep her around for a week or 2 to get all your wierd torture fetish shit under control for a few months

Dump her body in the marsh after smashing out all of her teeth. Salt water and gaitors will make short work of her

>> No.9683204

she is fugly

>> No.9683208

>>9683141
>18

lmao this bitch looks like she's 28

>> No.9683209

>>9683183
I like small tits.

>> No.9683215

>>9683183
I don't care. I am not a perfectionist and I'd take her over any kylie jenner or 10/10 girl with boobs ass and face.There exist girls like her that you are deeply in love with despite anything .

>> No.9683224

put money away in good holds for 3 years while learning about investing and day trading. By the time you are 25 you will be rich and have an easy day job of making trades here and there. You'll forget all about that hoe who would just take your money anyways and be a sub-par lay

>> No.9683225

>minimum wage
>posts about a girl on /biz/
Anon, see >>9683149. Prison won't be that bad compared to your current life and you'll get your dick wet.

>> No.9683227

>>9683202
4 edgi 6 mi

>> No.9683229

>>9683141
at least 10MM

>> No.9683237
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9683237

hey i just convinced my gf who looks like your pic to let us get a girlfriend, and then i got us a girlfriend (also v similar to ur pic) and then we all banged all weekend. i used to be like you. theres hope buddy, hang in there.

>> No.9683238

>>9683141
She swallows his cum OP.
And doesnt know you exist you failed try again theres 4billion more chances.

>> No.9683269

>>9683237
Thanks man. Don't know for how long I can endure this terrible suffering though.

>> No.9683270

>>9683237
are you for real? how did you do this? i feel like my gf is like 10% open to this

>> No.9683281

>>9683224
Damn. 3 years is a long time mate. I can't be a min wage loser for that long.

>> No.9683292

>>9683238
She looks too innocent. I can keep hoping she's a virgin until I make more money for her.

>> No.9683313

>Piercing
She has fucked at least 1 nigger and a lot of other people

>> No.9683327

>>9683153
This.

>> No.9683328

>>9683141
Confidence and humor. Be yourself. Take some MDMA and talk it up. Aniracetam is okay too. Gets your social butterfly thing going. Phenibut makes you social, but might be a bad addiction.

>> No.9683331

>>9683141
She's mediocre as fuck i'm just going to let you know that this will not end well for you. You need to stop being a pussy. SPOILER ALERT: you won't.

>> No.9683374

>>9683215
What about Caitlyn Jenner?

>> No.9683400

>>9683141
I really doubt you have a chance even with money, judging by the fact that you made this post

>> No.9683405

>>9683331
How do I stop being a pussy?

>> No.9683408

>>9683149
lmfao
>>9683141
ur fuck because of the 350z, go all in on block array and u can bang hotter chicks eoy

>> No.9683410

Buy PIVX and you'll turn into a turbo Chad in no time. You won't even need to please Stacy. You'll fuck so many Stacies your dick is going to fall off

>> No.9683411

>>9683141
Even at 19, and even if you have no skills, you can do better than minimum wage.

>> No.9683430

>>9683292
Is this a fucking joke? She's probably taken more than seventy cocks. That includes burger flippers who've had more balls than you

>> No.9683477

>>9683411
Like what?
>>9683328
Don't have acces to mdma but Is Aniracetam actually useful? Does anyone have any experience with it ?

>> No.9683487

>>9683153
this

>> No.9683488

>>9683270

He's better looking than you

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9683501

>>9683292
dont give up anon you will get her one day!

>> No.9683540

>>9683410
Actually this might be a great idea. How much do I start off if it's my first time investing on cryptocurrency? a thousand?

>> No.9683600

>>9683141
>>minimum wage
> >posts about a girl on /biz/
at 19 you may think you've found your soulmate but you haven't. She has a bf, move on. Better girls out there waiting for you.

>> No.9683653

>>9683141
it's that /biz post again

>> No.9683679
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9683679

>>9683141
>How rich do I have to be to have a chance with her?
The "just be yourself meme" is true once you're a well-rounded man with character. Just gotta get there first

>She's 18 years old and her boyfriend 19 owns a Nissan 350z.
>19
>owns a Nissan 350z
Uh, no sweetie, that's daddy's money. Stop trying to emulate a rich spoiled faggot and be your own man. If she doesn't give a shit what you drive she's a keeper. If she demands you have a fancy car tell her to fuck off

>I am also 19 but with a minimum wage job. What do I do? Please help
So you're fucking normal? Scratch that, you're not a basement-dwelling NEET who sits on his ass all day and you're out busting your ass working. Save your money and focus on trying to get out of wage slavery. Forget about roastie money pits.

Also, lift. >>>/fit/

>> No.9683784

Get a 240Z. Way cooler car

>> No.9683805

>>9683679
>The "just be yourself meme" is true once you're a well-rounded man with character. Just gotta get there first

It's not true at all. Prime females are only interested in Chad. Being yourself means nothing to them

>> No.9683810

>>9683141
Bro, give it 3-5 years. You will look at her and laugh. She will be fucked so much throughout college, you'll be happy you never fucked around with that. I'm 23, and the most attractive females I went to high school with are the super nice ones who went on to be great people. All of the hot sluts ended up doing nothing with their lives.

>> No.9683816

>>9683141
No very rich just pay her boyfriend 10 bucks to smell his dick...

>> No.9683819

>>9683202
This cut her fingers off and any tattoos off also

>> No.9683845

>>9683141
buy a 370z

>> No.9683857

>>9683805
Part of being yourself is no getting along with people who aren't like you. If a woman only wants to fuck a certain kind of guy then you just move the fuck on, it's simple.

>> No.9683865

>>9683810
This

>> No.9683866

>>9683405
run towards your fear.

>> No.9683868
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9683868

>>9683141
be a metachad buy GLENN aenima.io/advisors

>> No.9683874

Wtf anon. She'll be ugly by 25 and you'll still look good at 40. Be patient you beta cuck

>> No.9683895

>>9683810
Thanks bro. Appreciate it.

>> No.9683947

>>9683679
Daddy's money for a 350z? you can save up for like 6 months with a minimum wage job and get one lmfao. They're cheap as fuck

>> No.9684002

>>9683149
go back to /r9k/

>> No.9684172

Denim cameltoes drive me wild

>> No.9684193

>>9683895
Second that anon's point. Felt in your situation a year or a bit ago thought the girl was perfect etc etc

Turns out the less hobbies hot girls have the more they sleep around usually. She had slept with 35 guys and was a drug addict when i next saw her despite.

>> No.9684559

You can do better than a girl who wears high-waisted shorts...

Fucking gross

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9684720

>>9683269


keep the faith brother, they get off on grinding you down. turns out most chicks are way autisticer than us.
>>9683270

i inceptioned it into her mind for the last 2 years, then a movie set he off and then i started hunting. im not terrible looking but im no fucking chadly chadderson over here, skinny pudgy but i fucking own it.

im ten years older than the oldest one of them. luck os a factor for the two chick situation but one big toddy chick is possible for all of us.

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9684783

>>9684720
inb4 they did it for the money. im broke as fuck but i have huge potential despite my self sabotage. be realistic and be happy with what you have, but dont stop reaching for that brighter future, because once you do you turn into rusty dust.

ive spent years dying and years being alone with mood and learning disorders, and found the will to claw my way out from the bottom like jon snow at the battle of the bastards.

i wont ever stop. if i was ever going to an hero i would have done it yeeeaars ago.

>> No.9684871

>>9683141
she looks like typical basic bitch fammm grow up

>> No.9684893

>>9683149
this

>> No.9684927

>prime LARP threads for bizfags
ok

>> No.9684933

>how much assets do I have to have to attain this specific female

Nigger are you from the 1500s? Do you think you're going to give her father cattle and then have him sign her over to you? Jesus Christ, have the time I can't tell if these threads are jokes or actual deluded ramblings of autistic losers. You're never going to make it in any way, keep being a wagie McFlipper and maybe you'll save up some money for a fleshlight and a VR headset so you can pretend to have sex with something.

>> No.9684968

>>9683816
>just pay her boyfriend 10 bucks to smell his dick...

Fucking kek. If OP is real then just do this after he's turned her vaginal secretions into a frothy cottage cheese-like substance. Sniff that cock good especially at the base and under the front of his ballsack too where they've been slapping her butthole for extra aroma.

>> No.9685000

I am positive that I'd be able to pick up a girl like her if she is not taller than 5'5''.
She is not that hot and has no tits.

>> No.9685588

>>9683215
Jesus Christ dude take her off the fucking pedestal and quit trying to be her friend. Go to college, bulk up for a year, lay some pipe, sell some adderall to get your own 350z, and then you'll smash.


Until then stop fucking talking to her or being her friend. Its not gonna get you laid.

>> No.9685636

>>9685000
>I am positive that I'd be able to pick up a girl like her if she is not taller than 5'5''.
Manlet detected.

>> No.9685662

>>9685588
This is the sad truth but there do occasionally seem to be exceptions to this. Haven’t we all seen the girl that defies expectations and really does just want the beta guy that will talk to her and treat her well?

>> No.9685737

>>9685662
>Haven’t we all seen the girl that defies expectations and really does just want the beta guy that will talk to her and treat her well?
No.

>> No.9685754

>>9683141
she is 18? she looks 30 wtf

>> No.9686456

>>9685588
This.

There is no good reasoning in chasing after her. If she did leave him for you, she'd probably just end up fucking some other guy after tiring of you.

Your best bet is to:
>do your own thing
>visit /fit/ and lift
>go to college or join the army and fuck like crazy
>if she does start coming toward you, smash and then don;t call her

You're 19 bro. You have plenty of time to find thots to nail.

>> No.9686595

>>9683141
>2012+6
>wearing high rise shorts
0/10

>> No.9686627

>>9685754
Yeah but can you imagine the stank on that cunt?