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Buyers Market edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

/smg/ autistic podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyHBlT16Zd1arzSCwFoThNw?&ab_channel=ComfyChan


Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed]

Previous thread:
>>9666778

>> No.9677829

U N C O M F O R T A B L E
G A I N S
E D I T I O N

>> No.9677834

^_^

>> No.9677850

>>9677829
>+3.5% so far
>ive never felt this uncomfortable

>> No.9677853

Is big 5 guy still banned for his gay posting last week?

>> No.9677857

Will Trump lay off the China FUD for a month or two so I can make some gains and exit my Chinese positions?

>> No.9677861

>>9677853
no he was here yesterday

>> No.9677871

>>9677829
I was -50% at one point today and now I'm only minus 2.25%

>> No.9677874

>>9677853
No, he was in the thread earlier today.

>> No.9677879

>>9677857
You know, the trade war was cancelled last week...

>> No.9677892
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9677892

Daily reminder that these threads are useless, and full of weabs and idiots

>> No.9677894

>>9677879
Trade war is back on, the chinks are currently devaluing their currency so that they can get the upper hand in the exchange of goods and services across boarders.

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9677896

Ughhhh lagging span broke cloud
280 on table

Should probably close short but me will keep open for learning lessons

>> No.9677914

>>9677879
No it fucking isn't, Trump flip-flopped on it today and announced new 25% tariffs on a lot of Chinese goods, now China is all butthurt about it and are retaliating.

>> No.9677915
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>>9677892

>> No.9677928

>>9677914
Good, stop investing in China and buy a real emerging market like Philippines

>>9677894
Based, I hope I get another discount

>> No.9677929

>>9677853
They were legs!!!

>> No.9677934

>>9677850
Why? if you're scared just take your profits and be happy

>> No.9677955

>>9677929
For the record, you're the only person I've seen banned from this thread for posting gay porn.

>> No.9677960

>>9677914
>>9677894
So sell BIDU asap?

Also OKTA is climbing up now!!

>> No.9677973

>>9677960
I think BIDU is going to drop back down to ~$220 honestly.

>> No.9677978

Oil jumped up spontaneously, HMMMMMMM

>> No.9677989
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9677989

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having g chicken nachos with extra jalapeno, I'm a little down today from yesterday but my plays are still green. Got into NOK at 5.90 yesterday too.

>> No.9678004

>>9677989

Wrong board you ignoramus

>>>/ck/

>> No.9678007

>>9677989
What if instead of tortilla chips they gave you chicken nuggets?

>> No.9678010

>>9677989
That looks a lot better than your sad sandwich from yesterday.

>> No.9678011
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>>9677989
California roll Sushi from albertsons

>> No.9678014

>>9677989
I ate some leftover chicken stir fry that I cooked last night. I'm up a few dollars, my JNJ position is in the green today and my JD position is red, I've got orders open on some other things but I doubt they're going to fill.

>> No.9678032
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>>9677871
wtf -50% on your entire portfolio?

>>9677892

>> No.9678051

>DKS up over 25% today

Jesus Christ I didn't see that coming at all.

>> No.9678052

>>9678032
that's what happens when you're using large amounts of leverage and you got the puts instead of the calls.

>> No.9678054

AMD is on fire.

>> No.9678058

>>9677989
Sometimes to save money I go to this diner near my apartment. They have boxed sushi that is expensive as hell, but if you show up 15 minutes before close, since they can't re-sell it, you can negotiate for a dollar a roll. My fridge is filled with like 15 boxes of sushi.

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9678095

HPQ, you son of a bitch!

>> No.9678096
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>>9677892

>> No.9678098

not gonna lie, the Cheese platters from Starbucks are to die for

>> No.9678107

>>9677989
Damn that looks good

>>9678007
not a bad idea

>> No.9678115

>>9678098
Cheese platters are pretty white. They'll probably have to stop selling them after their racial sensitivity training.

>> No.9678116

>>9678058
I used to do this regularly at various establishments while I was drinking.

>> No.9678121

Nvidia's HGX-2 is pretty cool.

>> No.9678132

>>9678051
yeah and some asshole has been saying to short it for like a week now

>> No.9678135

>>9678007
Tenders would be nicer

>>9678010
Yea, I'll be brown bagging it again Friday though

>> No.9678162

NTDOY +5.5%

FUCK. I knew I should have bought yesterday it right before E3. Now market is already pricing in hit new games. I'm sorry, Iwata, I doubted you. RIP.

>> No.9678190

Tell the Bogs to knock these 5 min sell candles off. We're trying to just everybody that went short yesterday.

>> No.9678196

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q92QibNpb0A

dont forget to Buy McDonalds

>> No.9678210
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9678210

An odd lack of PEP talk that we usually see in these threads

>> No.9678219

Consumer Reports said Wednesday it now recommends the Tesla Model 3, reversing an earlier decision over the car's long stopping distance and other issues.

The buying tesla at 250 dream is dead

>> No.9678224

>>9677973
I got out of that. It’s too bad because I could’ve left my money in IQ, SHOP, GRUB and made more gains

>> No.9678226
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9678226

>advertising to boomers, incels and virgins

>> No.9678237

>>9677989
That looks kind of yucky fren. Thanks for posting though, you’re always a highlight of my day.

>> No.9678238
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9678238

>>9678210
to be fair, Pep and consumers are a forced meme by me
But these will unironically make you more money than other recc you get here

>> No.9678250
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>>9677989

Based

>> No.9678254

>>9678226
>meet Arabian women and see why they are the best

I don't think 4chan is really their target demographic with that one.

>> No.9678257
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>>9678238
It's the "smart" thing to do, therefore fuck it

>> No.9678263

>Didn't buy the dip yesterday

The Golden Bull works in many ways.

>>9678219
>The buying tesla at 250 dream is dead
More like shorting this shit stock at 300 dream is alive and well. Fuck Elon Musk, 21st century snake oil salesman. His cars are plastic pieces of shit cobbled together with cheap chink/mexican labor. The cars won't last 2 years.

>> No.9678273

>>9677929
Good call on GBR yesterday. I made a few dollars.

>> No.9678278

>>9678219
Consumer reports only supports those who pay them. The only people who follow them are Boomers.

>> No.9678279

>>9678263
bad intuition on Tesla

>> No.9678287

>>9678226
I want a tender Asian flower.

>> No.9678291

>>9678263
Pravda soon

>> No.9678299

>>9678273
thanks, i sold some at 1.87 i'm going to pick up more if it dips below 1.50.. looks like someone is trying to buy up the float under $2 imo

>> No.9678301

>>9678278
It doesn't matter. We are talking market movement.

It is interesting that very few people seem to contemplate the aging of a society and it's effect on the cognitive power behind resource allocation. AKA aging does lower your IQ and learning ability and older societies have some bad decision making that is not quite accounted for.

>> No.9678307

>>9677896
get fucked faggot.

>> No.9678315

>>9678307
just block their posts.

>> No.9678322

>>9678315
why? love seeing them lose money.

>> No.9678330

>people are holding onto GE at $14

What price would /smg/ buy GE at? $10 is my price.

>> No.9678353

AHHHH ITS CRASHING!!!!

>> No.9678359

>>9678330
I wouldn't touch it at all

>> No.9678364

>>9678330
under the 52week low forsure.. it's not really a stock to trade but more of a stock to retire with.. and thats kinda boring

>> No.9678370

>>9678330
Iirc GE was pretty high on the retardation index.

>> No.9678397
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Im almost up 2% today BITCH
Golden bulls on Parade
Gin time

>> No.9678401

>>9678397
ITS CRASHING!!!!!

>> No.9678408
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>>9678353
WHOA SHIT! STOP SELLING!

>> No.9678409

>>9678132
that asshole was me, my puts are down 97.3% this morning

>> No.9678425

>>9678408
better take your gains

>> No.9678429

>>9678273

He said it was going to $2-$5

He was wrong yet again.

Go blow his dick somewhere else

>> No.9678437

>>9678330
I already made money shorting it from $24 down to $17.50 last year, I have no interest in trading it at all at this point. It could easily go up or down from here depending on how things pan out for them in the coming months.

>> No.9678454

Box has earnings today, seems ready to pop.

>> No.9678456

>>9678429
it's not done you huge faggot jesus christ

>> No.9678474
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BUYERS MARKET BI-OTCH

>> No.9678503
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9678503

SNAP is up 4%? Who's rifling through the shit bin and buying the scraps from it?

>> No.9678516

ALT curling up for redemption!!!

>> No.9678522

>>9678503
boomers who think it's tech

>> No.9678523

>>9678503
Everything is up. I doubted the GOLDEN BULL and my puts got cucked

>> No.9678527

>>9678503
Don’t chase gains. That’s how people lose money.

>> No.9678528

Just let me skip to after-hours already so I don't lose my 2%

>> No.9678534

BUFFET IS PUMPING MY PORT WITH NO SURVIVORS
BASED BRKB
Worst day ever: yesterday
Best day ever: today
Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based

>> No.9678552
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Robinhood said they will be adding more crypto.
What are the chances they add LINK?

>> No.9678557

>>9678552
Who fucking cares?

>> No.9678571
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>>9678528
Your gains are going to go up to 3% EOD. Trust the Golden Bull™.

>> No.9678574
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>>9678557
I do, you dumb fuck. MY LINK STAYS EXTRA STINKY

>> No.9678585
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>>9678527
Hell no, if anything I want to buy a put but I don't have the capital.

>> No.9678591

>>9678552
Any pyramid scheme hits a point of failure. Crypto hit that already, peak awareness, you have no new marks to buy in. Crypto is dead.

>> No.9678594

>>9678552
I want options on crypto. Get me those.

>> No.9678618
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>>9678571
My portfolio and Ego has been pumped to extreme levels
Is it sustainable? The answer is yes

>> No.9678630
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9678630

Please don’t shit up the stock thread with crypto. That’s the whole point of the stock thread.

>> No.9678635

I went in on ALT.

Honestly, I've reviewed more and more of their company policies and products and yeah, this company will be worth hundreds of millions or even billions in ten years.

>> No.9678644

>>9678429
Buy NLST before the big pump.

>> No.9678646
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>>9678591
>Robinhood crypto not even available in all 50 states yet
>'No new marks to buy in'

You are retarded

>> No.9678650
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>>9678591
Bitcoin is going to be $36k in January.
>>9678594
https://www.deribit.com/

>> No.9678657
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>>9678635
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>> No.9678665

>>9678456

It's been selling off all day you dense fucking retard

>> No.9678668

>>9678630
Doc Holliday wasn't a Texan....

>> No.9678671

Placed limit buy for 10k shares hmny at .41
News today made me approx 2% more optimistic, thats like a total of 3%.

>> No.9678675
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What the hell is going on with semis?!

>> No.9678681
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>>9678657
>>9678635

>> No.9678687
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>I missed the buying opportunity yesterday
>again

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ENTER THE PUMP PHASE 3

>> No.9678709

>>9678687
when shit is red you look for opportunities to buy, no matter how difficult it is to buy when stuff is down

if shit is green it's too late

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>>9678681

>> No.9678714

>>9678668
He spent a little time here.

>> No.9678715
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9678715

What's the total count on tipfags now? It seems like we get more and more everyday; they span like rabbits and they aren't getting any brighter.

>> No.9678717

>>9678646
>implying crypto isn't dead

>>9678650
>implying bitcoin won't be worth $8k in February

Good thing the sell off is over. I was tired of losing money.

>> No.9678725

>>9678665
no shit you little faggot, i guess you don't know what building higher highs and higher lows is. It's not just a one day run you doofus..

Jesus christ this thread is full of newfags

>> No.9678742

>>9678714
Spending a little time in Texas does not make one a Texan unless you died in glorious battle fighting the Mexican Menace like Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie.

>> No.9678743

>>9678715
>>9678665
>>9678004
>>9677892
prime example of shit posting folks

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>>9678725
>on a thread full of robinhood users
>expecting experienced traders
>not expecting retarded millennial who dream of being a baby boomer
Really makes one ponder

>>9678715
We got one more yesterday who kept messing up OP, but I think we shamed him so he's not here today

>> No.9678768

>>9678725

No, it's fucking done.

I'll have the screencaps ready for you on Friday when it's back under $1.40.

>> No.9678780
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>>9678717
>Checks blockchain

Yep still worth money, not dead yet

>> No.9678800
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9678800

Nothing can bring us down from this high
absolutely nothing
+2% today SP500
Its happening

>> No.9678810

Who is selling? Stop selling.

>> No.9678813

>>9678743
Filtered

>> No.9678818

let's play a game /smg/

EOY S&P predictions

3150

>> No.9678824

>>9678768
sorry i forget it must be hard for you to make money on your $300 robinhood account. stick to your GE.. we don't want your virgin hands to get hurt with volatility in a nano cap. you aren't going to turn that $300 into 1,000,000 overnight kid sorry to say.

>> No.9678846

>>9678818
same
over 3k def

>> No.9678850
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>>9678810
TSLA is saving my ass big time. Lel, crashes into a cop car, and the stock rises anyway.

>> No.9678871

>>9678824

kek

your assumptions are just as bad as your stock picks.

Friday. Don't go anywhere

>> No.9678876

We are mooning boys
RIP Relecutact Retard Chick

>> No.9678882

>>9678818
The orbit of the moon has a perigee and apogee of 362600 km and 405400 km respectively. The S&P is going to the moon so I'm guessing somewhere between 3626.00 - 4054.00.

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>>9678850
Oh ok, it's because Consumer Reports now recommends the Model 3. All right, then.

>> No.9678896

Who's a good solar investment, by the way?

I've been wanting to put some money in solar for awhile now, especially with California, the crazy liberals, forcing everyone to have them now (which means the rest of liberal fantasy land will soon follow suit.)

>> No.9678905

>>9678876
The options I paid 15 cents for are now worth 40 cents.

>> No.9678910

>>9678871
i also said RSII yesterday.. funny how nobody points that one out huh? My stock picks are just fine, i've been profitable for more years than you have even been trading. How about you put on a trip and post something of value to this thread? oh i know why.. because you have no fucking stock picks, you have no fucking talents, you have no fucking money. You probably just have like 2 DIS shares that where given to you on your birthday by your parents and all of a sudden think you are some master fucking stock trader because of it. kys

>> No.9678921

>>9678896
TAN

but you may have missed the train on the California thing, it's riced in now

>> No.9678922

>>9678818
>>9678846
>>9678882
3.2k I'm taking everything out and waiting for the one crash to crown them all.

>> No.9678934

>>9678910
You been shilling this pajeet reverse merger scam for like 6 months bro. Like why the fuck would I want that shit?

>> No.9678949

>>9678910
You mad?

>> No.9678958

>>9678850
You got a hardy lel out of me

>> No.9678977
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>>9678910
U ok?

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>>9678905
Based and Blacked

>> No.9678990

>>9678934
i've been shilling it since .004... do the math... its also going through it's name change tomorrow.. it takes awhile for FINRA to go through this shit.. i know people like you are too pussy to trade penny stocks wouldn't understand how any of that works..

http://otce.finra.org/DLSymbolNameChanges

my guess is they are testing the .01 bid support to move up to QB status.. again.. i know you don't know how any of that works so you might want to research it....

>> No.9678997

If BAC and PEP dump for ex div tommrow Im going to be very sad

>> No.9679010

>>9678977
Newfags and new traders just piss me off more and more as i get older. Especially when they hit that 1 year mark or so and think they are the all knowing masters of stocks because they got 1 or 2 lucky trades at the beginning

>> No.9679028

>>9679010

if you were any good you wouldn't give a fuck about other people's trades. SAD!

>> No.9679030

>>9679028
but yet everyone in here cares about my trades?? hmmm??? SAD!

>> No.9679044

>>9679030

>says the faggot tripping for attention

get a load of this guy. no wonder you got banned for posting gay porn

>> No.9679065

>>9679044
if you werent such a newfag you'd know why i have this trip on..

Your newfag is showing

>> No.9679067

>>9678635
What’s the basic gestalt on alt?

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wew it actually went up

>> No.9679088
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Pump it
Phase 4

>> No.9679097

$1500 first time investor what should I buy today on Robinhood?

>> No.9679107
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9679107

AMZN
NFLX
NVDA

You are instructed to put all of your assets into one of these stocks and HODL. No trades allowed until you turn 65 years old. Which do you choose and why?

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>>9679088
MAKE IT HAPPEN

>> No.9679115

>>9679097
Puts on SPY, expiring next week

>> No.9679120

>>9679097
Market limit order BZUN 58.00

>> No.9679123

Mu on discount boys. Buy some 61 calls cheap

>> No.9679128

>>9679107
AMZN is the most likely to stick around that long, of those three

>> No.9679139

>>9679107
amazon because they are more conglomerate thus better for one stock own

>> No.9679141

>>9679123
I'ma wait until it's at $50

>> No.9679146

>>9679107
NVDA I guess, but I wouldn't like it.

>> No.9679153
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9679153

tfw you didnt go all in on RUN

>> No.9679160

>>9679097
unironically buy and hold V forever

>> No.9679164

>>9679141
Nice meme. Mu bull run forever

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Ughh not even penis will cheer me up now

>>9678307
>>9678315
All me gains from yesterday have been wiped out if that makes you happy ;_;

>>9678408
Atleast one me call right....

>> No.9679173
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>>9679153
tfw I bought and sold RUN for a $100 profit.

>> No.9679188
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9679188

>>9679165
>All me gains from yesterday have been wiped out if that makes you happy ;_;
----
>tfw all my losses from yesterday have been recovered

This is what you get for doubting the bull

>> No.9679193

>>9679115
Ok which put

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>>9679164
MU going atleast correct to $54

>> No.9679203

>>9678896
Theres RUN FSLR SPWR among others. Tesla owns solar city so you can get in on that. like everything you need to do your own due diligence

>> No.9679206

>>9679107
AMZN of course

>> No.9679210

come on algos if you can flashcrash you can do the opposite

>ftw the machines are on your side for once

>> No.9679218

Why doubt my 273 call?

>> No.9679220

Small Specs running for the exits!

>> No.9679223
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9679223

>>9679165
How do you lose money on this type of day? Are you the bizzaro trader?

>> No.9679224

>tfw my interactive brokers platform is bugging out and telling me incorrect daily P/L

fucking shit platform
its telling me i made 68000 profit today when I know I made like 400

I cant operate like this

>> No.9679243

if you guys haven't started listening to chat with traders i suggest you guys give it a go.. really good podcast...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Q5z3TGHJw

>> No.9679247

>>9679223
the eternal bear BTFO once again

>> No.9679256

>>9679247
what ever happened to Eternal Bear?
he doesnt post anymore...

>> No.9679269

>>9679256
he lost 50% of his port like 10 times, hes finished

>> No.9679270

>>9679165
hahhahah it does. now kill yourself.

>> No.9679272

>you will live to see machines fomo buying to astronomical levels in a giant chain reaction

that's almost worth going through all the wagecucking day in and day out

>> No.9679275

>>9679256
He went bankrupt, used his last $10 to buy some kneepads, and became the little girl.

>> No.9679277
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9679277

hey guys reminder

Italy is going to fuck up the global markets

load up on VXX while you can!

>> No.9679290

>>9679277
I sold all my Ex US All World Market ETFs last week, I'm a lucky boy.

>> No.9679293

>>9679277
Muh valves.

>> No.9679294

>>9679277
VXX or whatever market shorting instrument you prefer

>> No.9679299
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>>9679277
Will do
Based !

>> No.9679307

good thing the 5 minute sale is over.

>> No.9679321

>>9679307
SHIT
Its pre pour hour
We might unironically have sell hour now

but based power hour will bring us the Money shot

>> No.9679324

>>9679193
270P expiring June 8th. I think you can afford 15 contracts.

Fuck this started as a joke but now I dunno, maybe I should go in on this too. I don't have faith in the golden bull right now.

>> No.9679339

Quick, everyone short the markets!

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>>9679321
you need to go full bear RIGHT fucking now

t. low IQ who trades only on his gut

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>>9679188
This not over, Nico -poster.

>>9679223
Me make trade when not have good understanding of market direction, see
>>9675973

Even knew was grasping @ straws but still made the trade for some reason. Will never make this mistake again!! To be fair this only first month trading SPY>>9679223

>> No.9679370

no good deals today to buy, will wait for after the dump.

>> No.9679380

>>9679352
this is when you go full bull and after you get all green candles during power hour it's like you just cum shotted.

>> No.9679391

>>9679196
Wtf is that retarded graph?

>> No.9679405

>>9679380
baggy pls
youve been warned

I received a psychic vision and I just bought 1000 shares of SQQQ

>> No.9679418 [DELETED] 

>>9678818
100% S&P will be 3000 eoy

>> No.9679424
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9679424

Who shorted the market? How could Drumpf let this happen? This global sell off is seriously a pain

>> No.9679425
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9679425

Iron Mountain is well due for another leg up, look into it if you like Dividend (Boomer) Stocks as much as I do.

>> No.9679449

>>9679391

see >>9677892

>> No.9679457

>>9679405
Good Luck, maybe SPY and QQQ will converge.

>> No.9679475
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9679475

>thought railroad stocks were a meme
I shouldnt have doubted buffet, all railroad stocks at all time highs with no end in sight

>> No.9679496 [DELETED] 

>>9679457
Was doing spread charts and found interestingly HYG & SPY have nice convergence pattern

But me too much of brainlet for take advantage of it

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>>9679475
Buffet is such a fucking cheater.

>> No.9679501

>>9679475
I dont know why /biz/ (especially the crypto parts of /biz) dislike Buffett. He's literally /biz/ incarnate, his only goal is to make more money and stacking digits just a game to him.

>> No.9679510

>>9679449
Lmao ty. Forgot it was the poster who didn't make amy money today. Makes sense that she didn't.

>> No.9679525

>>9679501
They hate him because they are third worlders that make 30 dollars per month

>> No.9679526

waiting on the comfy podcast
need this for my sanity
thanks

>> No.9679539

>>9679526
Surely Comfy will come through with the interviews

>> No.9679542

>>9679526
I want the comfy vlogs where he walks through big5 stores and doesnt buy anything

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>>9679391
Super guppy + super secret custom indicator >:D
It shows MU due for slightly correction

>>9679449
Yeah because all yo posts are gold & so helpful and enlightening
Me of wish could be mature intelligent anon like you

>> No.9679560

>>9679539
>>9679542
Has comfy gone over native American blood magic yet? I'm actually curious about that.

>> No.9679562

>>9679546
be my low IQ gf

>> No.9679567

>>9679525
word i forgot about the absolute poverty levels of /biz/
that explains a lot actually

>> No.9679570

>>9679546
Are you like acting retarded? Or are you actually low iq? Cause if you are low iq be my gf

>> No.9679579

>>9679562
>gf
Reluctant kneepad girl is the board tranny.

>> No.9679583
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9679583

Leave the bears to me

>> No.9679584

>>9679579
gf (male)

>> No.9679585

>>9679562
Fuck off I'll fight you faggot

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9679604

>+1.40%

>> No.9679605

If what I think is going to happen happens, HMNY is going to be volatile as fuck tomorrow. If HMNY closes at .50 today, it'll be up in the mid .60s tomorrow morning before crashing down into the .20s.

>> No.9679618

If power hour goes even greener, this proves golden bullish

>> No.9679632
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>> No.9679645

keep shorting the markets !
Small specs, we need you!

>> No.9679648

>>9679645
im shorting as hard as I can boss

>> No.9679650
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>>9679632
not today

>> No.9679670

>>9679618
NOOOO!!! THEY"RE SELLING!!!!!

>> No.9679679
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9679679

Quick post more dead bears!

>> No.9679688

Mu is doing ok same with msft. If msft dips more i can buy some calls tomorrow

>> No.9679710

Keeping my oil bets on the table but hedging a little with DRIP call and SPY put

Also buying the dip on CVRR.

I think that's it for the day for me though. See ya tomorrow

>> No.9679733

>>9679710
If you thought today was green, wait until tomorrow. Going to be glorious.

>> No.9679740

machine fomo golden bull initiated

>you ain't seen shit yet

>> No.9679748

>Market drops 1.25% yesterday
>"FUCKING DRUMPF, HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL WITH TRADE WARS!!!"

>Market up 1.5% today, literally back to same as before
>*crickets*

Fuck the media.

>>9679688
>If msft dips more i can buy some calls tomorrow

You missed your chance 3 months ago to make a quick profit on MSFT. However, if you think MSFT will be the next $1 trillion company, then don't wait for some shitty "dip", buy fucking now.

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>>9679740
The machines are momentum investing.

>> No.9679769
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9679769

hahahahahaha

>> No.9679773

>>9679748
Oh i made 1100 from msft today. I just wanna reenter. Shoulda bought when it dipped to 97.94, but i was driving home from work

>> No.9679798
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9679798

God tier portfolio. Someone end my life.

>> No.9679803

>>9679798
sheeeeeeesh

>> No.9679806

>>9679733
If my SPY put goes to zero it means everything else will make me a whole lotta money, I'm okay with that

>> No.9679812

>>9679759

hnnngggghh the highs achieved when machines are afraid of under-performing their robo-buddies cannot yet be conceived

>> No.9679815

>>9679803
Things are not so bad brother. I am up 2k. We're all gonna make it

>> No.9679825

>>9679798
>Calls on Riot Blockchain
fucking why?!
at least it's not Longfin, but still, what the fuck

>> No.9679837

>>9679815
hope so.. I think GE will range from here

>> No.9679844

>>9679825
Dunno...

>> No.9679847
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>>9679798

holy shit

>> No.9679857

Apparently the algos think the interest rates wont go up anymore.,

>> No.9679862

>>9679837
Yo im big dick in ge. I hope it goes up. I make 50$ for every cent my calls goes up. I just hope it goes to 16

>> No.9679864

>>9678054
So is IRDM. My portfolio is absolutely raping today.

>> No.9679870
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9679870

>>9679857
Apparently you think thats not priced in 2 years ago

>> No.9679880

>>9679812
yeah and they do it on margin

>> No.9679889

Mu keeps going up lmao. Gonna make 2.5k if it goes back up to 64 by this friday

>> No.9679890
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9679890

Fuck, will my portfolio continue to go up for the next 2 months to offset my losses from jan-mar??? I'm getting scurred.

>> No.9679892

>>9679798
Too many meme stocks.

>> No.9679904

>>9679798
>>9679825
>>9679844
I wouldn't buy calls on RIOT since I dunno when they're going to pop, but it's definitely worth setting a $5 buy order for the stock and waiting a couple months for their crypto exchange to open. Easy 10-15x.

>> No.9679920

>>9679904
Lmao i don't buy stocks. Only trade calls. If i cant lose my entire portfolio in 1 sec i dont wamma play the game

>> No.9679921

>>9679526
>>9679539
>>9679542
>>9679560
I'm leaving my house with my microphone to interview normies about the market, fulling expecting them to crash and burn.
FULLY E R E C T

>> No.9679932

>>9679921
Don't forget to ask about seizing the means of reproduction.

>> No.9679936
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>>9679921
godspeed Comfy

>> No.9679957

>>9679921
you should ask some broad if she would suck your dick in exchange for dinner at carl's jr.

>> No.9679970

Friendly reminder that Canada is legalizing weed in 7 days. Buy your weedstocks while theyr'e cheap

>> No.9679981

friendly reminder that you have 5 minutes before the market gets bogged

>> No.9679993
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9679993

The power of motherfucking CHINESE CARTOONS. You niggers should have bought in for your waifus.

>> No.9679995

>>9679981

reverse bog incoming

>> No.9679999

This could potentially be the rare -no sell hour- day that comes 4-14 times per year

>> No.9680006

>>9679981
My stocks continue to rise! A..am I the Bog?

>> No.9680013

>>9679981
>>9679995
The bogs win if the market goes up or down, /biz/ needs an altar to the bogs with a phone in front of it.

>> No.9680020

>>9679418
By late summer.

>> No.9680025

>>9680006
Not hmny.

>> No.9680037

>>9680020

i like this spirit. 3500 eoy

>> No.9680039

It's power hour, we're going to new highs.

>> No.9680041
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9680041

POWER HOUR BEGINS RIGHT NOW

Buy? Sell? HODL? Get ready.

>> No.9680045

Where is my low iq gf?

>> No.9680052
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9680052

pump it

>> No.9680056

>>9680025
Thats not a stock silly billy, its a lottery ticket. But in all seriousness up 1,900 even with that shit dragging me down.

>> No.9680057
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9680057

dump it

>> No.9680058

BOGS please grant GE your blessings in the following weeks. I 'll give you my soul in exchange

>> No.9680070

>>9680056
Pfft, a lottery ticket has more value than one of their shares.

>> No.9680080
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9680080

We're going to mars and shit!

>> No.9680109

>>9680070
Well, a lottery ticket is also worth about 5 shares. If we did a cost breakdown with average winnings and the chance for this to moon you would probably still manage to be right.

>> No.9680110

>>9680080
On what?

>> No.9680120

>>9680109
Yeah... what a piece of shit for a company.

>> No.9680130
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9680130

DOWN DOW DOWN

>> No.9680131

>>9680110
Lambos

>> No.9680143

>>9680120
I won't deny their lack of insight or fumbles, but my kokoro tells me this deserves a couple grand.

>> No.9680148
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9680148

Based Newell Brands unpenetrable support at 24
>he didnt buy the glue

>> No.9680162

>>9680143
I mean it's a dumpster fire right now with no garuntee of putting itself out.

>> No.9680188

>>9680148
I wonder what that flavor tastes like. I reckon the white stuff was pretty good.

>> No.9680191

>>9680162
Big risk big reward. Its not like I'm all in or anything either.

>> No.9680205

BOGS WTF

WAKE UP PLS

INITIATE CRAB 13 ALREADY

>> No.9680212
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>>9680188
Taste better with the glit
schools will restock this summer, buy NWL!!!

>> No.9680249

>>9679921
How long does it take to get to Big 5 from your place?

>> No.9680286

I just ate a fortune cookie and it says, "common sense is not so common". I'm sure that means golden bull.

>> No.9680290
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>> No.9680292
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9680292

I sold all my KO
Based, until next time Ko!

>> No.9680301

>>9680286
it think it's telling you that you are dumb

>> No.9680364
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9680364

There are five (5) trading days remaining until Canadian senate votes to pass recreational marijuana bill. When it passes, and it WILL pass, money is going to come flooding in. Be advised.

>> No.9680366

>>9680301

Well I think that if this upward momentum is being carried by shorts getting margin called and having to cover doesn't that mean they're out of money and it's actually going to crash and burn horribly?

>> No.9680375
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9680375

>>9680364
they be grow own seedling

>> No.9680386

what is this flat bullshit

GOD DAMMIT BOGS I ANSWERED THE CALL

WHERES THE FUCKING DUMP

>> No.9680395
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9680395

MARKET GOING DOWN *AGAIN* IN THE LAST HOUR. EVERY FUCKING TIME. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.9680406
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9680406

>>9680375
They be grow billions of seed and shipping it all over everywhere. See the thing a lot of people on the sidelines with cannabis sector don't understand is this isn't just about Canadian market. It also makes Canada the biggest supplier of medical cannabis globally.

>> No.9680424

>>9680366
what are you talking about? the general market? i don't pay attention to that lame boomer shit

>> No.9680435

>>9680395
daytraders exiting positions that they don't want to hold overnight

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9680451

>>9680395
To be fair we had 6 hours of straight up Small spec raping green

>> No.9680462

>>9680435
What's the fucking point of having normal market hours 9:30am-4pm even if people can just fuck you over in the extended hours on the low volume trades. Either keep the market open 24 hours or force all securities trades to halt at 4pm each day.

>> No.9680463

>>9680451
we need more green my dude. my call options aren't up 1000% yet.

>> No.9680485

so how green is tomorrow gonna be?

>> No.9680490

>>9680462
You can get fucked over holding things overnight even without extended hours trading though, all it takes is one bad news story to tank a stock.

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>>9680485
Bac will pump for exdiv
Pep will probably dump a bit
all in all, green day

>> No.9680529

DOWN DOW DOWN

SOUR QUARTER HOUR LETS GOOOOO

>> No.9680554

Bogs are waiting for sneak attacks after hours this time, tricky boys.

>> No.9680563

someone just flipped the switch

>> No.9680568
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9680568

It cant be helped
Pump it
Might as well pump it to 3k right here and now

>> No.9680577
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9680577

>>9680568
dammit

I was wrong

bulls win today

>> No.9680582
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9680582

What can we expect tomorrow anons? Were the Bogs just trying to bait people into the market only to destroy it?

>> No.9680594

>>9680568
but that will turn my small investment of $100 into like 20 grand. I only want $1000

>> No.9680595

New thread
>>9680590
>>9680590
>>9680590
>>9680590
>>9680590

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Whelp look like going be carrying bags awhile RIP, today was worse trade in journal

>>9679562
>>9679570
Yes! Me I.Q. ~85 kek
Me only have bfs whose expecting over 3.2% and winning trade over 62%, also yo penis size need be bigger than 7 inch

>>9679970
This good or bad for CAD?

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>>9680719
>Me only have bfs whose expecting over 3.2% and winning trade over 62%, also yo penis size need be bigger than 7 inch

ive got 8 inches but I only made .5% today