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Hi my name is Sergey. You faggots worship me. I could masturbate and bitch slap your mother and you would dare not strike down your god. If I tripped it would be more of a risk to you than it would be to me. I could urinate in a can and convince you to drink it for 100 Link. You are nothing to me except an off-chain computation. Even a single oracle is nothing compared to the security of a decentralized oracle network. I could point at you and cause a smart contract to execute causing another "accident." I once entered a Mcdonalds and demanding a Whopper. When the Cashier had the nerve to laugh which wasn't so funny when I executed a smartcontract which alerted Ice agents who detained her.

The fact of the matter is that I do what the fuck I want. Even though Chainlink is Blockchain agnostic I still believe that people deserve to die. You may run a node, but I am your node.

>> No.9674633

FAT
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>> No.9674642

>>9674633
Say "You are my God, Sergey." or you will not make it.

>> No.9674646

Bunch of grammar mistakes in the middle there, pajeet

>> No.9674678

>>9674646
Cool story to tell reddit about it faggot

>> No.9674740

>>9674646
HOW DARE YOU MOCK YOUR GOD

>> No.9674770

>>9674642
Kys, sergey

>> No.9674778

>>9674610
>I could urinate in a can and convince you to drink it for 100 Link.
id do that for free faggot

>> No.9674792

>>9674678
>having no quality standards when it comes to pasta
Please go back to playing minecraft and shitposting in your trap discords, adults browse this board.

>> No.9674936

>>9674610
FAT