/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.9658636]

>Age
>Penis size
>Net worth
>Height
>IQ
>do you have friends y/no
>NEET or not
>do you enjoy your life

Go!

[Anonymous No.9658649]

>>9658636

30
7"
6.1
136 (tested, no online bullshit)
yes
NEET
yes

[Farmer No.9658664]

>>9658636 (OP)

25
5''
15000 $
5'10"
130+
yes
NEET
no

[Anonymous No.9658670]

>>9658649
Age when test was conducted?

[Anonymous No.9658692]

>>9658636
>18
>17 CM
>-2000K atm
>120
>Yes
>no
>no

[Anonymous No.9658693]

>>9658636
19
6.5in
45,000 USD
6ft 1
120
Y
Sadly not a neet
Depends

[Anonymous No.9658694]

>>9658670
23

[Anonymous No.9658697]

>>9658636
23
6 inch
6k $
6ft 2
around 130-140 range (online semi professional tests)
yes
No
Yes, but it gets hard at times

[Anonymous No.9658704]

24
5.75 inches
600,000
5ft 8
IDK, never tested IQ.
yes
no
yes

[Anonymous No.9658718]

>>9658636
>Age
19
>Penis size
7.8 inches erect.
>Net worth
284k USD crypto/money from wealthy family
>Height
6'1"
>IQ
110, actually tested by doctor.
>do you have friends y/no
No friends, never had a gf.
>NEET or not
NEET
>do you enjoy your life
No, mostly becuase I'm a KHV with no friends and have a low I.Q.

[Anonymous No.9658721]

>>9658636
30
"You have a big penis" - hooker
350k€
1m89
No idea
3 friends
NEET
Sometimes

[Anonymous No.9658726]

>>9658636
>>Age
20
>>Penis size
6''+
>>Net worth
150€
>>Height
6'4
>>IQ
127
>>do you have friends y/no
Yes, but only 2
>>NEET or not
Yesn't. I'm studying in 4 months again
>>do you enjoy your life
Nope

[Anonymous No.9658735]

>>9658718
>low IQ
100 is the avg boyo. 110 is smart, but not intelligent or dumb.

[Anonymous No.9658744]

I want to fucking die. Everyone is better than me anyways. Maybe I should just make advantage of my low 116 IQ and 5'8 height and start sucking dick. At least my face is nice.

[Anonymous No.9658755]

>>9658636
25
4.5"x4.5"
$75k
5'10
144
only 2
no, uni+self employed
sometimes

[Anonymous No.9658760]

>>9658744
Nah it's all just in your brain boy

[Anonymous No.9658768]

>>9658760
???

[Anonymous No.9658787]

>>9658768
>Everyone is better than me anyways
No, you just think that everyone is better, and you'll act like that.

It's in your brain, nothing more.

[Anonymous No.9658802]

>>9658636

>33
>6" wide load
>1.2 million with wife
>6'1"
>old friends
>bachelor's with licensed field
>Yes

[Anonymous No.9658807]

>>9658636
>Age
21
>Penis size
6"
>Net worth
$100k
>Height
5'7 manlet
>IQ
120 tested online, so probably bullshit
>do you have friends y/no
3 robot friends who are as socially retarded as I am
>NEET or not
NEET, living with parents
>do you enjoy your life
not really. Manlet, KHV, ugly, schizoid, failed musician

[Anonymous No.9658818]

>>9658636
>Age
28 this year
>Penis size
18 cm
>Net worth
Bout 10k?
>Height
180cm
>IQ
Dont know probs not much
>do you have friends y/no
Yes too many. I get anxious knowing that i cant spend loads of time with all of them
>NEET or not
Nope, study and work at uni field is languages/translatiin/interpreting so might as well an hero but its 90% women so thats a perk
>do you enjoy your life
Yes and sometimes not so much. I was always a bit of a melancholic and maybe i likd that state of mind too much

[Anonymous No.9658882]

>>9658787
How to cope with feelings of inferiority? Im an absolute math noob and my lack of understanding of technical processes makes me feel dumb as fucking shite

[Anonymous No.9658895]

30
Never measured, it's good enough
$2k

[Anonymous No.9658901]

>>9658636
>18
>7"
>$12k
>Not sure, average to below
>Yeah shitty ones
>NEET
>Sometimes

[Anonymous No.9658921]

Ultimate larp thread, fucking embarassing

[Anonymous No.9658937]

>>9658921
Yet everyone has a normal sized penor and nobody works in aerospace engineering.

Maybe there is a corellation

[Anonymous No.9658942]

30
7"
45k euro invested in my property + 12k euro at bank + 1.5k euro @ shitcoins (neo)
Average
Girlfriend (1.5 year) + 6 close friends (>15 years)
Work as engineer
Lifes good, fell for the marriage meme but divorced the cunt. Now very happy with my gf (went from 3/10 to 9/10)

[Anonymous No.9658961]

>>9658636
21
6.5
150k
5'8
never checked
yes
neet
yes

[Anonymous No.9658974]

>>9658942
Forgot
Length: 182 cm

[Anonymous No.9658975]

>average /biz/ poster has a penor of a pornstar
nice thread

[Anonymous No.9658978]

>>9658636
21
5"5
250k
116
yes
no
yes


rate?

[Anonymous No.9658986]

>>9658636
>Age
29

>Penis size
Never measured, but my wife never complained and it was enough to make her a baby.

>Net worth
About -20k overall, student loans are a bitch. Hope to get rid of them next year.

>Height
Roughly two meters, give or take a couple of cm.

>IQ
Never took a test focussed on my IQ. In general placement tests which I had to do before university, I got into the top 5-10% percentile quite consistent, so it seems to be in this area. Dont care, desu.

>do you have friends y/no
I inherited some of the charisma of my father, so I happen to have many acquaintances. But "friends" is a word I only apply to five persons. it is very hard to gain my trust.

>NEET or not
Sometimes. Hanging out on 4chan, after all.

>do you enjoy your life
Mostly, yeah. But under certain circumstances (e.g. abusive parents, more bullying in school than I already had to endure, sickness etc.), I might have had offed myself already, I guess.

[Anonymous No.9658992]

data mining thread

[Anonymous No.9658999]

>>9658975
these faggots day dreaming about pornstar dicks, the crypto wallet of ver, the intellect of money skelly, the job of a welder and the insight of a yogi while encamped in their mothers basement

[Anonymous No.9659033]

>>9658999
Checked.

Also, why is it so hard to believe, that after the crypto market shat the bed (and will continue to do so in the foreseeable time), normal people start flooding back into /biz?

/Biz after all was a more "normal" corner of 4chan, before cryptocurrencies made the average /pol-neckbeard aware of finances.

[Anonymous No.9659038]

>>9658986
>>I swear guys i never measured, like, ever. Why would you want to know, anyway?

[Anonymous No.9659059]

>>9659033
What are you buying during the dip?
Im trying to save 50% income and put in blue chip crypto. Btc, eth, eos, iota, maaybe neo. Riskier bets include exchanges/dex's, bibox, 0x, etc
Am i deluded? Give it to me.

[Anonymous No.9659065]

>>9658975
Also the intellect of a math professor.

[Anonymous No.9659111]

>>9658636
33
6.9"
10k USD (poorfag in my country)
6.0ft
130ish (online test and everybody thinks he is super smart on the internet)
many friends
no real neet
life is very good with many real friends and if you are active in communities you like

[Anonymous No.9659154]

>>9658882
Guess what? Everyone else is equally dumb as shit.

>>9658636
>36
>8.5 uncut
>-18k
>5'11"
>135
>of course
>hell no
>absolutely

[Anonymous No.9659239]

>>9659059
>What are you buying during the dip?

"Buying the dip" is an euphemism for "catching the knife", to lure in the gullibles with no experience in finance. Crypto not even crashed so far, the prices just went from completely retarded to slightly less completely retarded.

If you have money: stick with buying stocks of companies, that are likely to be around in ten years, even if the whole market shits the bed.

Walmart.
Coca Cola.
German car manufacturers.

Buy what you understand. You dont need a whitepaper to explain what Coca Cola does. But the more buzzwordy the business model is, the more likely it is to fuck you. It is like Tesla - led by a crook, who simply knows how to attract hyped money.

[Anonymous No.9659244]

>>9658636
>>Age
32
>>Penis size
Just under 6" but thicc
>>Net worth
$50kish
>>Height
6'1"
>>IQ
144 when I was tested in my mid 20s
>>do you have friends y/no
Not many after I voted for trump lol
>>NEET or not
Nah, self employed
>>do you enjoy your life
Yeah it's pretty cool I guess.

[Anonymous No.9659319]

Fags

[Anonymous No.9659410]

>>9658721
Don't act like you've never measured. Everyone has it's okay.

[Anonymous No.9659426]

>>9658636
>Age
25
>Penis size
7"
>Net worth
25k
>Height
5'11"
>IQ
no idea
>do you have friends y/no
y
>NEET or not
not
>do you enjoy your life
more or less

[Anonymous No.9659440]

>>9658636
>19
>6"
>500 CAD in freefall
>5'6
>110
>I don't like them
>No
>A little

[Anonymous No.9659491]

>>9658636

27
6"
-50K
5'9''
139
yes
no
not at the moment

[Anonymous No.9659653]

>Age
21

>Penis size
10"

>Net worth
$40,000

>Height
6´4"

>IQ
147, tested

>do you have friends y/no
Yes

>NEET or not
Wagecuck but with $10k monthly net income, plus investment

>do you enjoy your life
I love it at the moment, but I hate that I don´t have a startup yet.

The best part is, most of you won´t believe this, which will further boost my ego.