/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.9650682]

>Age
>Penis size
>Net worth
Go!

[Anonymous No.9650736]

>>9650682
>27
>$20k
>15 inches from asshole to tip

[Anonymous No.9650743]

44
11cm
1.24MM

[Anonymous No.9650771]

>>9650682
25
4.5"x4.5"
$75k

[Anonymous No.9650785]

>>9650736
audibly kek'd

[Anonymous No.9650797]

>>9650682
18
6.32 inches when pressing skin from pubic bone with ruler
$10k

[Anonymous No.9650810]

>27
>18 cm
>6k €

[Anonymous No.9650814]

>>9650682
>25
>6 inch
>£100
c-capitalism is e-evil

[Anonymous No.9650819]

>24
>5.9 inches NBPEL
>50k crypto, 3k bank

[Anonymous No.9650822]

>>9650682
>18 yo boomer
>6in
>$500 Canadian dollars, in freefall

[Anonymous No.9650846]

22 yo khv
6,5x6
80k €

[Anonymous No.9650853]

>>9650682
19
3 and a half inches
$900 in credit card debt

[Anonymous No.9650857]

>22
>13 cm
>0 $
;-;

[Anonymous No.9650861]

22
0
$1k

[Anonymous No.9650879]

25
6.5
$120k (mostly in stock)

[Anonymous No.9650919]

>>9650682
WHERE

THE

FUCKING

TWINKS

AT

[Anonymous No.9650928]

26
7.5-8 inches
20k usd

[Anonymous No.9650929]

>>9650919
*raises hand*

[Anonymous No.9650959]

>>9650929
Hello.

You a cute?

[Anonymous No.9651044]

>>9650959
Yes, very. ;)

[Anonymous No.9651072]

>>9651044
pls no joke. I'm looking for a QT ambitious boy to partner up and take on the world

[Anonymous No.9651096]

>$110k
>27
>5.25 inches long
>4.5 inch circumference

[Anonymous No.9651101]

>>9651072
I have a degree in finance (3.95 GPA, full-ride scholarship, studied abroad in France) and work at a top investment firm. Do I qualify?

[Anonymous No.9651175]

>>9651101
Yes.

I have a degree in history. Prior military experience and work for an emerging crypto hedge fund.

Would you like to talk elsewhere?

[Anonymous No.9651186]

>>9650682
>26
>350k
>8 inches from pelvis base to tip. 6 inches of girth.

Ask me anything

[Anonymous No.9651197]

33
7'' / 18cm (it's more thick than anything else, so I can't complain)
Well roughly 200k, but what do those numbers mean on /biz/. It's mostly in crypto, so in 6 months that may be anything between 30k and one million.

Also, in my opinion (and dare I say experience), both dick size and surely wealth is pretty fucking meaningless as far as getting pussy concerned. Give me a dept of 20k and cut my dick by 1 inch and it will not diminish all the thot sex I have via tinder. (And I say thot, but really they are mostly cool chicks.)
To get laid, you need your own place, a full head of hair, be relaxed to the core and then talk as little as possible. If you got those 4, you don't need dick or money.

I literally need money only to be able to buy business travel tickets (for collaborative tech project I do) whenever I want and not care about whether I buy expensive or cheap food.

[Anonymous No.9651201]

>>9651175
Maybe...you a cute? Age, dick size, net worth? ;)

[Anonymous No.9651219]

>>9651096
This but with a bigger penis

[Anonymous No.9651247]

>>9651201
~230k
25
5.5

So yeah, I'm alright.

[Anonymous No.9651271]

>>9650861
Are you a girl (boy)?

[Anonymous No.9651403]

>>9651247
Nice haha. Got Instagram?

[Anonymous No.9651422]

>>9651403
Nah man. I don't do social media. Do, you? Some type of playboy?

Leave me an email or something

[Anonymous No.9651425]

>>9650682
37
3"
189k $

[Anonymous No.9651617]

>>9651425
thats some decent penner right there

[Anonymous No.9651746]

>>9650682
>31
>7.25" x 5.5"
>$250k
kek so many dicklets in this thread

[Anonymous No.9651757]

26
1k
6.2x4.8

[Anonymous No.9651865]

>28
>7" cutfag
>140k
Also have a 138 IQ. All this and my sex life is still always in a multi-year bear market.

[Anonymous No.9652209]

>>9651746
>28
>9"
>1.5MM

I win.

[Anonymous No.9652350]

>>9650682
109
73 ft
what was the last one?

[Anonymous No.9652377]

>>9650682
>62
>6 inches
>$800MM

[Anonymous No.9652385]

> 20
> 7.3 inches
> Not sure how to calculate, but I'm a student with USD$3k in crypto

[Anonymous No.9652510]

24 years
7 inches
net worth of 0.2 BTC worth of hedera hashgraph tokens from private sale

[Anonymous No.9652762]

>>9652377
Checked.

[Anonymous No.9652798]

33
2.5 inches rock solid
$1,245.00

Life sucks...

[Anonymous No.9652912]

21
8x8
30k

[Anonymous No.9652921]

>>9652209
>9"
>winning
Yea right faggot, no chick will wanna fuck you

[Anonymous No.9652957]

27
4.5"
$250k

[Anonymous No.9653012]

>>9652957

Also, any other doms here with below average dicks? Sometimes it gets a little awkward when girls/sissies start getting really attached and love how you control them, but in their minds it's programmed that dom = big dick so when it's time to fuck the first time there's always that uncertainty of how they'll react. I usually power through fine and don't hear anything bad but I always wonder about what's going on their minds.

[Anonymous No.9653156]

30
18cm
300€

[Anonymous No.9653366]

31yo boomer
8.5"
50k in crypto. $0 IRL

[Anonymous No.9653402]

>>9650682

40
6.9 x 5.3
470k

[Anonymous No.9653415]

29
I don't know
70k

[Anonymous No.9653426]

>>9651403
5.5 is tiny and a history degree is toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.9653503]

>>9650861

[Anonymous No.9653531]

>>9650682
>93
>4"
>$28

[Anonymous No.9653888]

>18
>7.5 x 7
>100

[Anonymous No.9653904]

Dick measuring is literally for faggots.

[Anonymous No.9653939]

19
30k
2 inches long 8 wide

[Anonymous No.9653953]

>>9650682
>19
>6ish inches
>About 35k
I am slated to inherit much of my parents' farm back home but my brother plans on buying me out, so closer to about 700k.

[Anonymous No.9653959]

>28
>28cm
>$28

[Anonymous No.9654072]

>>9653953
big mistake to count on inheritance/buyout before its all gone through, seriously have a plan B in case.

I was supposed to inherit ~$2.5MM from my grandfather and shit went sideways real quick when he married a much younger woman when he was basically on his death bed and ended up changing his will and gave her everything. I got $20k which is better than $0 I suppose but we'd been told for years that each of us grandkids (3 of us in total) would be getting millions, he had said it himself, my mom had reiterated it many times, and it all went to shit in the end.

[Anonymous No.9654441]

>>9654072
That bitch is my hero.

[Anonymous No.9654446]

>>9650682
>18
>7"
>$12-15k

[Anonymous No.9654846]

>25
>1.5''' feminine benis
>1.2mil irl
>157k crypto

[Anonymous No.9654939]

>25
>7.5" (~19cm)
>-130k student loans
>+5k crypto

I think about killing myself often but at least my dick is bigger than yours, statistically speaking

[Anonymous No.9654953]

26
60k
6inch

[Anonymous No.9655098]

>>9650682
>30
>7.1
>8k

[Anonymous No.9655547]

>>9650682
>Age 31
>Penis size 6"
>Net worth ~310,000 USD

I started with $25k from an inheritance (RIP grandfather). I'd say my secret was that I had figured out the basics of crypto in that critical period between October and November 2017, so I was able to pick up alts like XRP, LTC and IOTA all cheap. Been daytrading full-time since October 2018. One of my best alt plays was probably BCO -- picked up a bunch at $2, sold them for $8.

I am immensely proud of myself for turning $25k into $310k. It has given me some real self-confidence in myself, because I know that I have accomplished something real. I can go and travel whenever I want, I can get a massage whenever I want, I can afford chiro and dental now, I can do fucking anything now and it's all thanks to crypto.

Fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.9655558]

>>9655547
October 2017*

[Anonymous No.9655676]

I make $100k a year as a chef at Wendy's and I have a 9" dick.

[Anonymous No.9655726]

22
6 inches (15 cm)
168k REQ

plus a happy and lovely gf :^)

[Anonymous No.9656959]

>>9650682

>19
>6.75 Inch Cutfag
>$11k USD in crypto, $1k in the bank.

[Anonymous No.9656987]

33
7in
$150k

[xX_PussySlayer_Xx No.9656996]

28
it's like a button.
$30

[Anonymous No.9657009]

>>9651422
WHERE IS OTHER GAY ANSWER HIM I WANT THIS ROMANCE FULFILLED!

[Anonymous No.9657015]

31
-45k
6 inches


just spent the weekend having 3somes with my gf and our gf. we are all very hot.

[Anonymous No.9657036]

>>9650682
28
13cm
less than 1k in crypto 30k in savings no job no my own place no future

[Anonymous No.9657046]

>>9657036

[Anonymous No.9657068]

>>9650682
>19
>$3k
>7in

t. college student

[Anonymous No.9657073]

>>9657046
thats not even the worst part

[Anonymous No.9657091]

>>9657068
no loans tho so thats a plus

[Anonymous No.9657099]

>>9657073
I'm listening...

[Anonymous No.9657109]

>>9657099
i'm gay and in this shithole i live i will never find a bf
worst part is i'm kinda cute and it will just fade away into nothingness

[Anonymous No.9657133]

top key this reminds me of tinder heights...

every chickk always say men always ie about their heights..

looking thru this thread everyone is 6-7 inches even tho its been claimed amerifats avg is 5.5

[Anonymous No.9657143]

>39
>http://dickcode.net/2gGwirdkvbN0101
>200k

[Anonymous No.9657178]

>>9657109
that's the worst part?

chin up m8

[Anonymous No.9657308]

I am trans pre-op micro-penis thai ladyboy
33 years old
5k - all in on link.

[Anonymous No.9657494]

>>9657178
realization of self unrealised potential in life and loneliness are pretty horible thing to look forward to

[Anonymous No.9657628]

>>9650682
>22
>19cm
>900K EUR

still a virgin lads, I'm not even ugly or socially inept, I even signed up for tinder three weeks ago and have a ton of matches with cuties, how the FUCK do I make it?

It's like I don't even want to try anymore

[Anonymous No.9657642]

>>9657628
just say hi to them or something?

[Anonymous No.9657658]

>24
>16
>1.4MM eur

[Anonymous No.9657935]

>20
>8.5” pic rel
>$200,000

[Anonymous No.9658024]

>18
>long enough to fuck bitches
>∽5k€