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Guess who’s waking up soon?

>> No.9477266

The eternal mutt

>> No.9477291

>>9477266
Will they panic sell again today?

>> No.9477304

>>9477266
>>9477291

Are you countries we bombed or saved?

>> No.9477312

>>9477304
Neither but I wish you would nuke us sometimes

>> No.9477324
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>>9477169
Notice anything about your charts Nigel?

You should check again after your butter knife licensing inquisition.

>> No.9477399

>>9477324
>>9477304
Don't you have a mart to shart in now that you've dumped? off you go

>>9477291
Obviously, they're mutts.

>> No.9477417

La creatura...

>> No.9477424

>>9477399
New York is hardly awake and we are dumping reeeeeee

>> No.9477658
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>>9477424
Meaning it’s not the US you absolutely coping Britbongs.

Who got out of the wrong side of the bed jizzed in your wife this morning?

>> No.9477727

>>9477169
People wake up at 6am you cuck

>> No.9477746

>>9477169
El abomination...

>> No.9477748

>>9477169
you're goatfucker

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9477759

No Surprise the puppets of the jews ruin everything, baka.

REEEEEEEE

>> No.9477763

>>9477727

Typical burger wagie cope.

>> No.9478223

>>9477169
Is this supposed to be Brittany Venti? Cause she's not that ugly

>> No.9478231

Just woke up and had my breakfast burger let's do this shit. Mutt up or shut up

>> No.9478717

>>9477169
I think it's amusing that a girl can be incredibly popular online simply because of how big and nice her boobs are.

>> No.9478763

>>9478223
nigga i only know this girl from the occasional picture on 4chan and even to me the likeness was obvious
you video game cuckolds need to get laid

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9479047

oh fug it's really going down

>> No.9479083

fcking mutts.

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9479099

Time to save crypto boys

>> No.9479118

>>9477169
Shalom muh homies i gotz up 4 hrs ago
DAE /arbys/ 2x brekfist

>> No.9479165
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9479165

I spent my day listening to the pastor at my local church. Just cashed out 500$ and donated it to Israel our greatest ally instead of buying bitcoin.

>> No.9479227

>>9477304
Are you the non-contry that is 20 trillion in debt? Lmao you guys are a jew satellite country, you dont exist. No history, no heritage, no nothing. Your whole lifes are a lie. Now go dump your crypto bags while you shart on the nearest walmart

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>>9477169
You can literally tell when they are awake all the boards start going downhill and suddenly conversations are type 80iq level

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9479316

>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents

>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller

>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire

>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam

>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"

>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"

>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"

>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"

>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches

>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings

>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's refutation of the falsehood of global warming."

>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order

>> No.9479626

>>9479316
Most of this is true except the fancy booze license BS

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>>9477169
Post more Brittany Venti

>> No.9479730

>>9479165
Whos a good boi? I hope you donated to the fund to rebuild Solomons temple?

>> No.9479787

>>9479316
Some of these could use a little polish, but still hold none the less.