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How do you make advancements on co-workers? What if they are married?

>> No.9468977

Just pull your dick out and wag it at them. Bishes love that.

>> No.9468986

im wondering this too

-t trying to smash qt hippy korean older coworker

>> No.9468997

You creep up behind them slowly, you hover your head above her shoulders and turn into her ear and whisper "Im the real astro"

>> No.9468996

>>9468963
Don't fuck with people like that. Learn to be a normal fucking person from a therapist.

>> No.9469013

>>9468963
FUCK OFF YOU MISOGYNISTIC DIRTBAG CUNTS
WOMEN ARE NOT OBJECTS YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WAY WITH WHENEVER YOU WANT

>> No.9469022

>>9469013

Wrong

>> No.9469031

>>9469013

Ride away into the fog, white knight.

Women are high maintenance sex dolls.

>> No.9469035

>>9469013

Women are holes meant for cock

>> No.9469082

>>9469022
>>9469031
>>9469035
>t. incels
FUCK OFF

>> No.9469125

>>9468997
Fuck off trip fag everyone on biz hates you. Go anon at least.

>>9468963
OP don't. Just fucking don't. I can assure you that this won't work well for you. She's married? And you're asking advice on how to hit on her? Jesus man. Just fucking don't. Please.

>> No.9469129

>>9468963
Just dont. Never mess with co-workers. If it doesnt work out, your job will be hell. Dont eat where you shit.

>> No.9469145

>>9468963
Read the energy. If they are married, it would be unwise and shitty of you to get involved.

In haiku
>Little hope for all mankind
>Our time, cucks amuck
>Someone must do the cucking

>> No.9469155

>>9468996
How is that fucking with someone? What does that even mean?

>>9469125
What if she seems to be into me?

>>9469129
This is what I fear.

>> No.9469194

>>9468963
>co-workers
DONT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT

>> No.9469195

>>9469082

.t Mr Whiteknight

>> No.9469320

>>9469129
>>9468963
OP don't just shit where you eat - roll around in it. Wear the stench with pride. And, don't worry about married sluts - half of them will bang you at work because they see you more than their husband. Just never promise them anything other than your next load

>> No.9469388

>>9469155
She's not dude. She's probably bored in her marriage and flirts with you at work because her husband doesn't know.
Trust me, and every other anon in this thread, when we say DON'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING.

>> No.9469394

>>9469082

You do realize that being a white knight won't help you lose your virginity, right?

>> No.9469414

>>9468963
Don't

>> No.9469415

bunch of virgin fanfic bullshit ITT. christ /biz/ is filled with closet faggots.

>> No.9469423

If your asking these questions here then this is not going to end well
Kek

>> No.9469450

Just be yourself

>> No.9469455

>>9469388
He's naive and retarded if he can't figure it out himself. I don't even know why you're bothering to help the fool. Let him fuck her and see what happens.

>> No.9469460

>>9469320
>>9469388
Yeah but what if she's 25 years older than me, hot as fuck and I don't care about the job?

>> No.9469488

>>9469460
>>9469155
>>9468963
Shitty dynamic IP, I'm OP.

>> No.9469582

>>9469460

Does she have grandchildren already?

>> No.9469680

>>9469582
No.

>> No.9470172

Don't shit where you eat

>> No.9470340

>>9468963
you don't know her husband, do you?

no matter how bitchy she might be at work or with you, you can get seriously hurt (physically). In most cases infidelity comes to daylight, sooner or later.

And trust me, you don't wanna become a target by someone in rage.

>> No.9470379

Offer to give them a foot massage after a long day working.

>> No.9470398

>>9470340
Lmao you fuckin virgin pussy

>> No.9470410

I've fucked too many women in my office and regret it immensely. They start like following your around and they can't keep their mouth shut, and think that you're their boyfriend.

>> No.9470435

>>9469013
>WOMEN ARE NOT OBJECTS YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WAY WITH WHENEVER YOU WANT

Implying a women would have sex with the average /biz/ user.

>> No.9470436
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9470436

>coworker
>having a job
disappointed

>> No.9470445

>>9469082
Wait, if they're incels doesn't that mean they don't treat women as objects? Shouldn't you be angry at Chads that pump n dump?

>> No.9470476

>>9468963
that's had more sausage in it already than Germans consume in a decade an will be fat and divorced by 30

>> No.9470506

>>9468963
>'It's fun having you around. To be honest, it's something I look forward when I come to the office. You saw that basket weaving exhibit across the street? No? Let's go check it out after work.'

>> No.9470753

>>9470398
Wow that's very informative message.
how old are you, 12?

>> No.9471171

even if you both agree before hand that the relationship will only be about sex it will inevitably become more than that since you spend time together in the office

this is assuming she is actually interested in you. she probably isnt. ive worked in places where for some reason flirty banter is rampant. even if there is attraction there and it is put on the table in a joking way people rarely act on it. this is because people usually have had an experience sleeping around at work and see firsthand how much it fucks everything up. you're getting a chorus of people here saying its a terrible idea and you are still persisting. looks like youre going to have to learn the hard way how to think with your brain instead of your dick.

honestly my money is on the woman OP is thinking about is just friendly and OP is interpreting that generously. my money is also on OP making a suggestion to go out or come over to his apt, awkward pause, she graciously turns him down, things are tense and weird between them the next few weeks, lady of interest tells other women coworkers, they become colder to him as well so they are not taken to be interested in him.

>> No.9471649

>>9468963
i dont know, definitely want to make advancements towards a woman at my job.

i've been talking to her more, wearing nice fragrances and dressing better and she seems slightly interested now.
but i still don't get the next step because i'm a loser.

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>>9468963
Don't shit where you eat. Introducing emotions into the workplace is a recipe for disaster