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Which are the most realistic theories?

>> No.9462709

Sergey Nazarov

>> No.9462710

Not that nigger

>> No.9462743

who is the girl in the pic?

>> No.9462754

dave kleiman
hal finney

>> No.9462831
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>>9462743
Brandi Rhodes
>>9462754
Never heard about Kleiman, I'll check

>> No.9462838
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9462838

Angel Versetti

>> No.9462867

>>9462831
my theory is also that the bullet hole they found in his mattress was from shooting the hard drive that contained the satoshi keys

>> No.9462872

>>9462688
Satoshi is female

>> No.9462898

>>9462688
AHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO FUCCK SO HARD I DON'T FUCK WITH MY GF ANYMORE, SHALL I DUMP HER? HOW TO LIVE BIZ?

>> No.9462916

Dave Kleiman

>> No.9462919
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>> No.9462922

>>9462898
fucking dubs and I dump this bitch

>> No.9462928
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9462928

Dr Craig S Wright, the experts agree.

>> No.9462933

>>9462688
Craig Wright

>> No.9462939

>>9462922
I fuckin knew it

>> No.9462950

>>9462922
>Kek ID
>legit digits
double checked

>> No.9462991
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9462991

>>9462709
FP BP

>> No.9463003

The jews, Federal Reserve

>> No.9463007

>tfw banks invented bitcoin

>> No.9463015

>>9462950
Kek says "go on" I have to do this now.
Wish me luck

>> No.9463027

>>9462867

what are you talking about? I have not heard about this before

>> No.9463070
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>>9463015
Please proceed

>> No.9463626

CIA

>> No.9463636

>>9463070
ain't touching that nigger bro

>> No.9463654

>>9463070
>>9463636
oh, she's just tanned, would definitely bang

>> No.9463662

>>9462928
lol this is proven to be fraud

>> No.9463682

Adof Hitler is the most realistic option

>> No.9463739

That was wrote by Jon Matonis who in case you don't know works for nChain as vice president of corporate strategy.

>>9463662

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/jon-matonis-joins-blockchain-pioneer-nchain-as-vice-president-of-corporate-strategy-300449153.html

>> No.9464174

>>9463654
She's black

>> No.9464203

>>9463654
>she's
...anon..

>> No.9464227

NSA black budget project

>> No.9464262

>>9462922
lmfao

>> No.9464263

>>9463027
dave kleiman was found dead. you can read a description of the scene if you google it.

>> No.9464284

>>9462688

Enjoy your tempban, OP.

>> No.9464333

>>9464174
*she's octaroon

>> No.9464338

>Nobody mentions Adam Back
Just watch him it is clear

>> No.9464374

Gub malkers

>> No.9464399

>>9462838
He is Satoshi's blind vision dude

>> No.9464423

>>9462922
Dump her soft dude.
Be calm and don't brake her heart.
Now do it !

>> No.9464429

>>9464284
>Enjoy your tempban, OP.
What?
>>9464338
Will do

>> No.9464483

>>9464429

Original pic related.

>> No.9464505
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>>9462922
Kek
22
:^)

>> No.9464519
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>>9462922
Lmao you gotta do it now bro!!!!!!!!!

>> No.9464534

>>9462688
Richard Stallman.
GNU

>> No.9464650

Me.

AMA

>> No.9465084

>>9464650
will bitcoin go up or down?

>> No.9465188
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9465188

>>9462754
this

>> No.9465305

>>9464650
Why are you such a massive faggot?

>> No.9465344

>>9462867
>my theory is also that the bullet hole they found in his mattress was from shooting the hard drive that contained the satoshi keys
fake news

>> No.9465901

>>9463654
screencap the break up and post here

>> No.9465923
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>> No.9466826
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9466826

Nick Szabo

>> No.9467289
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>>9462922
>Kek
holy shit dude, you have to dump this bitch now

>> No.9467812

>>9466826
What THE FUCK is wrong with his fashion style

>> No.9468682

NSA, CIA

>> No.9468787

mainly done by nick szabo but with some help from synth of skycoin+others

>> No.9469032

>>9468787
>nick szabo
why would he deny he is satoshi?

>> No.9469272

>>9462688
Who is Natoshi Sakamoto?

>> No.9469324

>>9462991
Is there a picture of that from before the Updated Date: 2017-06-26?

>> No.9469336

>>9462872
Based on what?

>> No.9470051

>>9462688
well we know for a fact that he wasn't a woman (or if it was a group of people they were all men).

>> No.9470094

>>9462922
kekdubs

>> No.9470122

>>9462754
Not Dave Kleiman. He was early but wasn't working the same field. Hal was probably instrumental and may have been part of Satoshi.

>> No.9470182

>>9462928
Definitely not Craig Wright. You would need to be completely blind if you can't tell this. He also consistently makes schoolboy typos, whereas Satoshi was meticulous in his communications. The two have very different writing.

>> No.9470200

>>9465188
Nick was involved.

>> No.9470248

>>9470122
>>9470182
Kleiman and Wright were early BTC miners (ca. 2011-2013). They were not Satoshi, though it’s likely that they wouldn’t be that far separated from the real Satoshi. For Wright to come out and claim to be Satoshi, he would need knowledge emboldening him to do so.

Satoshi is dead you idiots. His private keys were either given to someone via a deadman’s switch or will never be found.

>> No.9470278

>>9469032
The whole point of Satoshi Nakamoto is to avoid having a point of failure. Say, ten years down the line, the people or person behind Satoshi comes out as being the creator and then does something stupid or gets arrested that will directly affect the project. Satoshi kickstarted the project and then disappeared, by design.

>> No.9470329
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>>9462688
Satoshi Nakamoto is the code name for a Soviet project under the auspices of the KGB involving programmers in the late 80's to destabilize Western capitalist institutions like banks and federal reserves. It went into deep freeze after Gorbachev, but when America went hard imperialist after 9/11, Putin revived the project in 2003. By 2008 "Satoshi" was ready to take his paper public.

>> No.9471140

>>9469336
the genitals

>> No.9471513

>>9462688
Nick Szabo and Hal Finney

>> No.9471963

Satoshi is a super AI

>> No.9472112
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9472112

The Winklevoss twins you stupid retard FUCK YOU

>> No.9472145
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9472145

Unironically, MrBearWolf

>> No.9472248

>>9462688
holyshit shes qt

>> No.9472446

>>9462922
Dump her before summer. 22's have spoken

>> No.9472511

>>9463739
So someone who has a vested interest in taking over bitcoin with a closed source patented piece of centralized shit fork says "this fraud is satoshi, he hasnt been able to prove it to anyone else but he proved it to me, believe me kthnx"
Lmao

>> No.9472579

>>9462754
>>9470122
What I don't get is if it was Hal Finney why wouldn't he give his private keys to his wife/family? He knew he was going to die. Can someone please explain?

>> No.9472598

>>9472579
maybe he had separate wallets that he gave them and the priv keys for the genesis wallet is hidden in safety deposit box or smth

>> No.9472696

>>9462922
Kek has spoken. Now do it or your memefolio will be red until EOY 2020.

>> No.9472758

>>9463636
she would laugh at your 3 inches dick anyway

>> No.9472762

core cucks want it to be anybody but Dr Craig Wright

>> No.9472928
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>>9462688
satoshi is the creator of the simulation that is life like pic related

>> No.9473560

>>9462688
Basically looks like a white girl with dark skin.

>> No.9473606

>>9473560
gee almost like they are the same species huh

>> No.9473661

>>9472579
he did get cryogenically frozen which is a bit out of the ordinary for a normal person

>> No.9473668

>>9473606
haha, yeah almost

>> No.9473679

can someone make a poll on like the top 5 candidates?

I always thought it was Hal Finney but what a tragic way to die

>> No.9473696

Hal Finney working cooperatively with a couple other people. I think he was responsible for about half of the development, but he likely had the keys for the first miner coins. Which is really what defines satoshi.

>> No.9473739

>>9473606
Don't be a retard, you must realize races tend to have distinct physical traits. I'm not some Nazi fuck either to point that out.

>> No.9473740

Elon musk

>> No.9473775

>>9473679
>>9473696
fyi regarding inheritance he has left all his bitcoin in a safety deposit box for his kids once they become tech savvy. Imagine how much money that is/would be in the future.

>> No.9473786

>>9462688
Dubs checked.

Who is the equal opportunity John Galt?

>> No.9473876

>>9462688
>found Hussein in an underground tunnel
>found bin laden in Pakistan playing Nintendo and watching pornhub
>found Silk Road owner masturbating to pedo
>cant find bitcoin owner that threatens usd

What’s the cia!

>> No.9473908

>>9462688
Nick and Mark Kapeles, they registered Domain sites Bitcoins.com in the year 2000 and have connections to the NSA, and the NSA published E-cash in the 80s regarding E-Cash whitepaper that looks identical to the bitcoin whitepaper.

>> No.9473921

>>9473876
Fun Fact: "Satoshi Nakamoto" in Japanese means "Central Intelligence"

>> No.9474109

>>9462688
Hal Finney + Nick Szabo
maybe Craig Wright too

>> No.9474386

>>9473661
Maybe the private key is somewhere on/in his body.

>> No.9474464

>>9473921
No the fuck it doesn't

>> No.9474633

>>9462688
Carlos Matos

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>>9462688
trevonjames
>ether shrimp farm net
up 20 eth in 2 hours, only 50 total, get it tonight

>> No.9474722

Dorian Naka—-

I think the creator was a group or he’s dead

>> No.9474748

>>9469032
why WOULDNT he deny you fucking mongloid

>> No.9475041
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9475041

There's only one obvious answer.

>> No.9475310

>>9473921
Fun Fact: you shouldn't just believe everything you read like a child.