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>Walk by a highschool everyday on the way to my pathetic wagecuck job
>Tons of hot and nice looking girls, unlike the gold digging roasties of my age
>Realize I missed out on having a girlfriend in highschool

Is it even possible to get a highschool gf? Not in a creepy way but it seems much better than a wornout roastie.

>> No.9460559

MOOOODS

>> No.9460587

Go for 18-21 year olds. Girls preffer 4-6 years older men.

>> No.9460600

>>9460495
>>9460495
>buy ice cream truck
>drive by apartments and schools
>make convo with hot legal chicks
>tell girls I have special selection of ice cream and ask if they wanna see
>of course they say yes
>fuck them 5 different ways and cum inside them
>kick them to the curb and make them pay for ice cream

Get an ice cream truck op

>> No.9460692

>>9460587
How do you do it without being seen as a creep? Online dating?

>> No.9460752

>>9460495
Possible? Yes. Easy if you're 24+ yo? No. Also, most girls in high school are still very immature: you don't want to be in a serious relationship with them.

>> No.9460780

>>9460692
Just use tinder. You're probably thinking with your dick though. Trust me, you don't actually want to be in a relationship with most of them. Just fuck some 18 yo roasties on tinder and get it out of your system.

>> No.9460806

>>9460600
>Get an ice cream truck op
this

>> No.9460832

>>9460495

>be 26
>dated 17 yo for 8 months

yes it's possible. however, you'll soon regret it when you start to remember how annoying teen girls are. maturity difference was too much for me

>> No.9460901

>>9460780
I am a virgin I just want to be loved

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9460912

>>9460832
>a teenage girl can't bother you with her stupid conversations when your dick is in their mouth

>> No.9460958

>>9460912
Shieeet! Except when they call you at 10pm and wana chat for countless hours on teh phone.

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9460986

>>9460958
Am i broken if that actually sounds fun

>> No.9460994

>that 30 yo boomer creep leering at high school girls
Eww

>> No.9460997

When I had 30 I dated 18yo girl but with daddy isue.

>> No.9461018

>>9460901
It's so easy to meet girls nowadays. Just download tinder and go on some dates with random girls. Don't look for "the one", just meet as many girls as you can. Don't overcomplicate things. It's really that easy.

If you're insecure about your appearance then lose some weight, spend some money on some new clothes etc. but you don't even have to.

>> No.9461026

>>9460986
Not when you have to listen to her going on about how chad and treytrey in class did that and that. She complains of them but you feel that she wants/Is having their dicks...

>> No.9461044

>>9461018
Seriously, it has never been easier to lose your viginity and meet girls to go on dates with. Stop being a pussy and just do it. You will thank yourself later for growing some balls. Gl.

>> No.9461072

>>9461018
>>9461044
Thank you anon I've been considering this for a while but looking more into okcupid as tinder feels more geared for chads

>> No.9461073

>>9460495
Not worth the risk dude. But you can find plenty of 18-21 year olds who still have that vibe and no risk of jailtime.

>> No.9461125

>>9461072
Np. Good luck :) Also, don't put girls on pedestal. Remember that they're just looking to meet new people (just like you).