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Wednesday Morning Wu-Tang Financial Advice Edition

>where's the hedge fund?
A resident tripfag, obergruppenfuhrer (Comfy), requested that it be excluded until he gets the next version up and running. Will refund those involved. Stay tuned!

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on Options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread: >>9451702

>> No.9459599

Oh shit. First

>> No.9459611

>>9459599
Construction bro's first dubs

>> No.9459662
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I feel like I'm gonna fall back to sleep before the opening bell. Slept like 3 hours. What's ya'lls strats and speculations today?

>> No.9459678

FIRST

>> No.9459697
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9459697

Good morning! Threw a little bet at NLST, at close for fun, eh. Got a TLT call for a potential gap up, won't hold it long. Had to bring my own lunch today because I'm at the shitty location. How was everyone's night?

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>>9459697
Cooked a delicious dinner of pork chops and mushrooms in a red wine vinaigrette. Had a vivid dream of wandering a town with a beautiful asian girl and woke up agitated. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>9459848
Oh no

>> No.9459989

>>9459848
Pfft, your life sounds like it sucks. I'm living it more than you are. Watch HMNY shoot through the roof today fag.

>> No.9460093

I applied for crypto trading back when it was first offered; why can't I trade crypto yet? Anyone else have this problem?

>> No.9460108

>>9459989
Comfy? You're up early!

>>9460093
It's only available in some states iirc

>> No.9460124

>>9459599
>>9459611
>double dubs
Confirmed green day

>> No.9460127

>>9459697
sorry about that NLST. im holding those chumps too. but the TLT gapped up. prolly gonna sell at the bell. but they might run for a bit if the markets looking red

>> No.9460130

>>9459848
I drank enough Vodka to kill a small child and can't remember anything after 8 PM. Probably going to see this whole bog thing reverse today at some point. Buy the dip.

>> No.9460145

>>9460127
I only threw like $18 in it, no big deal. I expected to lose it anyway lol.

>> No.9460190

>>9460145
yea i only had 1000 as well. not gonna get all flustered by it. im leaving behind the equities markets for now. going back to extracting wealth from SLV contracts. got a really good plan to start harvesting increased volatility in SLV.

gonna have to make a call on which way treasuries are moving. im thinking up for a bit, as that was a REALLY low low before it bounced yesterday. also likely taking a position in calls at XOP for more oil exposure and possibly a couple calls on SBUX for megacap swing memes (i know, i swore off equities, but the chart looks like a clock, and spreads are tight so why not?)

>> No.9460198

We're going to get super bogged on next time Powel picks up the mic to make his quarterly shit post, so tread lightly friendos.

>> No.9460200

Morning fellas, managed to catch the high in u.s.o. yesterday and dump my contracts. Not sure what to do now, but I think I can get one or 2 more scores out of that judging by the news and prices before u.s. shale output goes into the market. Wish me luck. Uso still at the 14.40 resistance. The little slut.
T. Uso options faggot

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>>9460130
>Probably going to see this whole bog thing reverse today at some point. Buy the dip.
>>9460198
>We're going to get super bogged on next time Powel picks up the mic to make his quarterly shit post, so tread lightly friendo

hmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.9460243

Morning all

>> No.9460254

>>9460200
XOP (gas and oil exploaration ETF) has a higher value underlying, thus more expensive options, but better leverage. thinking of buying a VERY longterm strangle/straddle on it if i can snag some at low IV.

i did the same with my USO calls yesterday. itll pullback at some point and well hop back on. if it goes for another spike i might even hop on DWT

>> No.9460259

>>9460190
Yea I usually play SLV or GLD. I think it's time to flip puts to calls, should've done that yesterday desu

>> No.9460309

>>9460259
Well if the dollar keeps rising, I'm going to stay bearish as fuck on GLD and SLV. Also if you have low gold and silver spot prices, combined with rising oil and fuel costs, your miners are going to get fucked hard. I mean buy DUST until like 6/6.

>> No.9460315

>>9460259
>Yea I usually play SLV or GLD
im getting back to my roots as well. this was my most profitable trades this year ($ wise) was on SLV and USO. gonna focus in on that.

personally, im trying something a little different than i used to though. trying to build a large position of 600+day strangles at really low IVs. if its moving up today ill buy more. but if i can get an average IV of like 18 on my strangle, and it starts going crazy, ill have made about 100% right there (even if the underlying stays still) just from the vega

>> No.9460319

>>9460254
Can't afford those calls yet lol
>tfw despite knowledge too poorfag to make actual money
>feels.jpeg

>> No.9460337

>>9460309
I'm holding these GLD puts with iron hands!

>> No.9460353

>>9460309
all im looking for is low IV. im bearish on them in the near-mid term as well

>>9460319
i aint that far ahead of ya anymore m8. ive had a shit couple weeks trying to hack my strat into underlyings that DONT FUCKIN WORK WITH IT. fuck equities. at least, fuck equities that dont move entirely predictably. aint got time to manage that shit. gonna try SBUX maybe if vol is low

>> No.9460391

>>9460353
If the price is going to drop near to mid term won't that just raise the damn GVZ?

>> No.9460394
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9460394

Plan 4 2 day- uncircumcised edition

Expecting short squeezy
Long biased ! If 2714 break target 2740

But if 2700 break expect drop ! 2680 target

>> No.9460438

>>9460353
I hear you im all in on mining and oil r.n. ('tis the season) and depending on tariffs might do a midsummer shift to scrap. I don't know shit on commodities but resources, all day. hopefully we both kill it This summer. Been rough though haha only use peasanthood no charts or candlestick memelines. When i need t.a. I call my buddy at the fund he runs lol. He broke a million last week id send pic but too retarded to get it to work. We just need to check and revise our strategy. This markets been full autism since I got in during the Feb. CorrectionTM

>> No.9460439

>>9460391
GVZ?
does that mean vol? if so, thats why im trying to build up some strangles BEFORE then. the gains you get off both sides of the strangles will net me 100% per trade if IV increases 10%. and if its on a strangle then i literally dont have to worry about its movement/direction

>> No.9460454

>>9460394
kill yourself

>> No.9460459

>>9460124
Holy shit I just noticed that.

>> No.9460466

>>9460438
>tis the season
oh yeah, about that. look at CORN. i cycled out of my first set of calls. anticipating a pullback that didnt happen. it might have another week or two to run for its season. drops off in june though. check weekly chart over the last couple years

>> No.9460468

>>9460454
No bully the resident transexual pls

>> No.9460479

>>9460439
GVZ is the VIX for gold.

>> No.9460504

>>9460479
oh
yeah GLD is getting hit worse than SLV. thats why (in addition to cheap price to test this vega harvesting) im trying it there and not on GLD right now.

>> No.9460532

>>9460466
I'll check it out maybe do a 3 week call and sell after few dollars in me pocket lol. What you think? Only got enough to do a contract a.t.m. I wish there was a blueberry stock. Seeing as how I did farm/plant work I know it pretty well we would be looking good r.n.

>> No.9460556

Also r we doing slv calls now?

>> No.9460573

>>9460556
not yet

>> No.9460589

>>9460532
theyre pretty cheap. if you can afford it, id go out 30-40 days at least. corn dont move so fast, but it does spike pretty hard.

>>9460556
maybe. im doing a strangle, so im ignoring its movement. but if dollar keeps bullrunning up, then no.

>> No.9460601

>>9460556
Nah still more hurt to come, dollar is doing good

>> No.9460629

>>9460601
overly bullish dollar doesnt do any favors to equities either (or commodities for that matter, but they seem to be ignoring it for now).

>> No.9460641

>>9460589
Ok when she opens ill do a call for next month. Probably will avoid silver then. I feel like there s a fed shitpost every month lol it comes up so quick

>> No.9460670

>>9460641
Tbh it'll go up eventually, you could get longer term calls and essentially average down but that depends if you wanna deal with some short term red or not.

>> No.9460717

>>9460670
and thats why im doing strangles on SLV. trying to keep my plans focused on the future rather than the daily which i suck at calling

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More GLD hurt so far in PM, TLT looks good for a gap up and bleed. Looking good for me today!

>> No.9460745

>>9460670
I'll watch for a new low. Then dive in. Gotta do some homework when I got time off. Thx. I don't like the red theme that much. Lol ill wait until fed shitpost for the tank

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>neat my ancient OC is the OP pic

So is the new Korea drama going to tank the markets again today? Are defense and oil going to shoot strait up?
What's the game plan today

>> No.9460779

>>9460754
God help me but I’m starting to wish Drumpf would tweet so I could get some dips to buy.
Sorry guys

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>>9460468
T-ty
>>9460725
Wish had enough money for XAU shorts, gold going back $900

>> No.9460826

>>9460779
i think most of those retail fags already got FUDed outta the market.

>>9460754
im waiting for an oil pullback to get back on, but it might not. gonna try XOP this time
the other things im playing are CORN (bull) and SLV (omnidirectional) and TLT if i can pick a direction, and HYG (bear) if the markets look fucked

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>>9460754
I too am looking for new low. I reckon when we see VIX hit 16 we all slam the bid on SPY with market orders.

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>>9460835

>> No.9460867
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so early

>> No.9460956

>>9460779
He did.

>> No.9461036

im thinking TLT has it in her to maybe run to its daily 50SMA (119.50). definitely not today (but maybe if theres a big panic a la >>9460956). but if youre still on the short bonds train, its something to think about. this might move against you for a week or two

>> No.9461049

Watch at open...
BLNK Not so hot on this. I'm not sure if it will break $7.50
KOOL Watching for $1 break
SGRP
FORD Not the car company; that's F.

Hopefully something good this morning. Otherwise it's gardening today.

>> No.9461057

>>9460802
GLL ticker for short gold

Personally I'm not gonna though, short gold seems riskier than long oil, for not as much return

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MU's Time has come.
My month of waiting, I told you all.

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>> No.9461112

There goes ALT!

>> No.9461122

>>9460108
You're right, looks like it is not supported in my gay state.

>> No.9461161
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9461161

ALT will go back to a dollar now right?

>> No.9461175

>>9461057
Wow ty
Me longed oil from $60
Short gold no problem

>> No.9461180

SDRL. Serious question. I bought in at .30 and am up 25%. But it looked sketchy so i only put in $500. Should I start liquidating my safer stuff and pumping it in there? Or is it gonna crash? What's y'all's price target for this thing?

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What the fuck is up with IHT? Halted now.

>> No.9461207

>>9461180
I'd put more in. This thing could jump to a dollar.

>> No.9461224

>>9461186
Sounds like an establishment for horizontal hospitality. They're usually pretty profitable until the feds shut them down.

>> No.9461226

>he doesn't watch for earnings calls
>speculating before doing your homework
>he didn't listen to big daddy Ben about being an intelligent investor
>he doesn't take aggressive long positions
>he doesn't think lime the God of hedge funds John Paulson or demi gods recotech
>not owning real estate in current year
>he doesn't network with finance professionals for the purpose of sharing and receiving valuable information
>no open positions in the Asian bull market

>> No.9461266

opened RH account with a few hundred bucks to have fun/gamble. should i just buy memes or learn options?

>> No.9461271

>>9461224
It wasn't even on my radar until it halted. Bouncing between $2.70 and $3.70. It's going to halt again. I can feel it.

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looks like all the things i called are showing signs. got all my trades in already. gotta step out for a bit. praise bogdannoff. please dont bog me while im away

>>9461226
>big daddy ben
nah we got big5guy m8
dont need none of them UNfundamentals

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>>9461226
I don't give a fuck about any of these so called financial professionals opinions. If I did I wouldn't be shit posting on a north korean pot luck organizational bulletin.

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9461329

I am not a smart man.

>> No.9461341

So what do I do with my NLST? Sell and eat the loss or try to hold these bags?

>> No.9461346

>>9461226
>Asian bull market
Hello there, time traveler from 2017! Protip: sell yo bitcoins at 20k, and be careful about short vol trades!

>> No.9461347

>based AMD

Thank you mama Su!

>> No.9461365

>>9461341
its already back up to .16
wasnt expecting that.
im gonna hold and maybe set a stop and a top for myself. not gonna worry about it for right now

>> No.9461367

based nvda short squeeze

>> No.9461378

>>9461207
Raised my position to 2400 shares. Let's cup and handle this thing

>> No.9461402

>>9461293
I thought this was a Bengali muffler customization forum

>> No.9461415
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Odds that we got bogged at tehe end of the day?

>> No.9461436

Why is KTOS taking a shit after an awesome earnings REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9461457

Honestly there's decent volume and interest in calls on HMNY. How dumb would it be to write a $1 covered call? Worse is I'd be out some gambling money.

>> No.9461471

>>9461436
KTOS a shit

fucking hate how DFEN includes it in with the real defense companies

>> No.9461478

>>9461346
>he didn't already liquidate his positions while waiting for a correction

R8 my trades today boys
$SBUX
$YUM
$MCD
Also if you haven't already get a position in with USD/PLN

>> No.9461487

GOLDEN

BULL

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I made back my losses from yesterday and more

thank you based semiconductor companies

>> No.9461564

Another advice question. I have a Walmart call at $86 that I've been bagholding. Today's runup puts me right near my cost basis, maybe $10 behind.

Do I dump it or hold through earnings?

Rolled the I Ching for advice, got Innocence changing to Shock/Thunder, which is kind of ominous

>> No.9461577

>>9461471
KTOS is a good company bro. Don't shit on it. Listen to the previous conference call if you don't believe me. They have a lot of new products and a number of existing products they can make money off of. They are winning all of the jet powered drone contracts. The state department may let them start selling to other nations soon too.

>> No.9461596

Based MU carrying me from negative on the year to positive

>> No.9461606

Just sold 163 amd for $500 profit.
Gonna hold another 160 in case the price keeps going up but will reinvest if it drops down low again.

>> No.9461620

>>9461577
The point is they're a completely different kind of company than LMT, RTN, NOC, GD, etc and I'm annoyed that they got lumped into this ETF when the stock is completely uncorrelated

>> No.9461623

>>9461564
What is the expiration date?

>> No.9461626

>>9461564
What's the theta on it? Watch that closely, the closer to expiry it gets it'll eat any gains you might even make on a ER run.

>> No.9461662

>>9461623
6/1

>> No.9461678

>>9461662
I'd say...
Enjoy your thata decay

more srsly, dump them as soon as you can

>> No.9461711

>>9461564
Which hexagram?

>> No.9461794
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ng never happened but its oil day

>> No.9461815

>>9461678
yeah, and I'll get vega crush after earnings too, the whole thing turned into an options earnings gamble and those always fuck me.

I'll look for a time to dump today

>> No.9461816

Sold a SPY bull put for expiration today, I need to cap off 15 spreads into fucking condors so I don't leave any free shekels off the table.

>> No.9461845

>>9461711
25 (Innocence) changing to 51 (Thunder)

It feels silly, but earnings are always a coin flip anyway, so why not use this kind of coin flip, right

>> No.9461846

>>9461415
100% chance of filtered

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9461888

Lol

>> No.9461890

NLST is another blinding example of when an /smg/ autist spams the board with some shitty penny stock, SO THE OPPOSITE. Newfags get burned everyday because they don't follow the Golden rule.

>> No.9461897

>>9461815
I have tried the ER gamble shit
With stocks, with options and I have always lost
So I stopped speculating and invest instead

I am losing less now :^)

>> No.9461907
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>>9461888
Who /annoying/ here?

>> No.9461920

>>9461662
Hold because Walmart is buying this Indian Amazon company called flipkart and it's supposed to be a big move in their ecommerce division

>> No.9461927

>>9461888
>>9461907
Thanks. Just bought another 100k.

>> No.9461931

>>9461897
The original thesis was that Walmart buying Flipkart would give the stock a bump, but it tanked instead

>> No.9461952

>>9461920
They bought Flipkart on May 9th

I remember because that's when the share price fucking tanked, two days after I bought calls

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MICRON!!!

>> No.9462003

>>9461931
I learned this shit the hard way too
Wall Street only cares about cash and actual figures

WMT said they will buy Pajeetkart but they were't clear about the additional revenues

Wall Street was like "oh let's discount WMT of the cash it will use to buy Rajahkart"

It was the same logic with DIS when the management said they would invest 2B$ in Euro Disney resort

But on the long term, this should be a good move for WMT.

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>>9461794
got smoked

>> No.9462019

This vertical spread play worked nicely on NVDA

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>>9460394
Eh
It hit long levels but much weaker than expect...
No long yet

>> No.9462037

>>9462012
Your chart so interest
Wish knew what was happening

>> No.9462041

>>9461794
>>9462012
>trading CL during EIA inventories

Quickest way to lose money. The inventory was bullish as fuck though so oil should end the day positive

>> No.9462043

>>9462003
Walmart's stock list 15% of its value since last quarter and their dropped their earnings expectations to a level that's near impossible to miss. I can't see them tanking after earnings.

>> No.9462055

>>9462024
Did you pick up WTI contracts recently, kneepad?

>> No.9462057

>>9461960
Waiting to exit at $61.

>> No.9462066

>>9461907
BUY MY B4G$ NIGGA! B34R IS A FUCKIN FOUR LETTER WORD! GOLDEN BULLS FOR LIFE! DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME $ELLING $HORT WE ALL BULLS ALL DAY NIGGA!

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>>9462041
actually have had winning trades the past three weeks.
ran my stop by one tick then would have paid what i was aiming for.
It happens

>> No.9462099

>>9462055
No!
dunno how congruent but pick was AAV

>> No.9462147

Every position I have is green and there's a fuck ton of them.

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Haven't seen big5 yet today. He was a fucking trainwreck last night all fucked up on Xanax and booze. It was like trying to have a conversation with a pissy child. Hope he's not like that today.

>> No.9462199

Holy fuck I'm glad I bought more SDRL this morning!

>> No.9462216

I wonder why lumber is heading to pluto.

>> No.9462220

God damn why is oil just going sideways for the last week. I can dump my bags at 14.50-14.60, but it just can't get past 14.40. The worst is seeing WTI jump up at night, then crash back down right before the market opens.

>> No.9462225

>>9462043
On Earning Whispers, expected quaterly EPS is $1.15

I don't know about WMT management's FY18's guidance, but the market seems to expect +15% Y/Y increase for the quarterly EPS.
It seems rather optimistic to me.

>> No.9462232

Should I pull the trigger on SDRL? Seems like the party is already over

>> No.9462240

>>9462220
This is why I could never trade futures, I WOULD NEVER SLEEP

>> No.9462242
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>>9462147
you are literally this big monkey Baggy

>> No.9462247

>>9462216
Cause the world is full of pussies right now.

>> No.9462287

>>9462225
$1.15 wouldn't be much of a beat, will probably avoid WMT in general. Really no good plays the rest of this week. My entire account is cash right now and nothing looks good.

>> No.9462316

pep and ko mooned in my Nap and now I awake and they back to low

>> No.9462349

>>9462216
Seriously it's probably because a high demand for new residential construction. Shit people got more money so they're fixing up rooms, building decks, repairing the fence. Fuck we're making America Great again.

>> No.9462366

>>9462242
I'm putting that new strategy from Friday to work, it's going to work. I can tell.

>> No.9462377
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>>9462232

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.9462378
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>>9462147
Whatchu got?
>SPY
>DIA
>AMZN
>LMT, 2
>BA
>NVDA
>WM, 2
>SMG, 2
>WTI, 20
>HON
>MU, 2 (@ $30 a piece)
>MSFT
>AKS, 8
>F
>UEC, 10
>AMD

I need to drop a defense stock or two, and double down on something soon

And figure out how to get Robinhood+Stock price data into an Excel spreadsheet

>> No.9462408

What are the chances of SDRL hitting back to ATH 3 years ago of $13.97? Are they going to pull through from their bankruptcy and go full ham thanks to Trump and Iran?

I'm sitting on 2000 shares right now. +$20,000 profit would be amazing on a shit stock like this.

>> No.9462415

>>9462378
Long positions in SPY, XOP, IWM, FXI, QQQ a few ways and Short positions in GLD, UVXY and HYG a few ways.

>> No.9462419

HMNY

We're going to $1 lads

>> No.9462470

>>9462408
>20000 shares
Wew. I've got SDRL on the back of my mind, but I'd like to see them really come out of bankruptcy before I buy in. Also I'd want to see oil still rising at the same time. If they hit around $1 and oil is looking bullish in the long run, I'm in.

>> No.9462515
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Based Procter and Gamble

>> No.9462553

So, can we officially be done with AMRS now?

>> No.9462567
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SBUX in deep shit, literally.

https://twitter.com/apaverdarkly/status/996708071685677057?s=21

Time to dump?

>> No.9462569

>>9461180
Well It's a risky stock so a bit of bad news could cause it to gap down pretty hard. If you're fine with the risk I would say stay in it for a little while longer to squeeze some more gains out of it. Though it definitely wouldn't hurt you to take your profits.

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>>9462553
>can we officially be done with AMRS now?
i thought everyone was done with it when it pumped up to 7? Didn't think anyone in this thread was still holding it lol

>> No.9462617

>>9462199
Wow
These are crypto level gains

>> No.9462626

Is HMNY done?

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>>9462584
>Didn't think anyone in this thread was still holding it lol

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>>9462627
>He actually held AMRS

>> No.9462678

>>9462626
It get close to me buy point
Wtb hmny well done

>> No.9462681

>>9459527
EVLV is in talks to be bought out by amazon. Last offer they rejected was 2.66. Won't sell for less than 3.00. Maybe even higher.

>> No.9462693

Who else is going to pick up oil stocks to hold over the weekend? I'm expecting a jump after the Venezuelan elections on the 20th. There a possibility that trump could impose oil sanctions when Maduro wins.

>> No.9462698

>>9462626
I wouldn't say so, I think in the long run it's at least worth a dollar.

>> No.9462735

Iran or North Korean which situation goes to shit first?

>> No.9462748

Which one of you called them?

>> No.9462768

>>9462735
Iran

Daddy Jinping has the nork situation in hand

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>>9462681
Everyone is in talks of being bought out by Amazon.

>> No.9462780

>>9462567
I hate to cast doubt... It's not Starbucks... It's a Tim Hortons. Probably Toronto or Vancouver area.

The boxes in the background... They're Tims Take 10 boxes (stores 10 coffees). That order thing above the order desk is the exact same design as the one in the Timmies down the street from my house.

If Toronto... Well, Toronto should be nuked.
If Vancouver... I'd imagine that lady makes 100k per year and is still homeless. She probably can't afford a 2 million dollar shack in the slums.

>> No.9462802

>>9462780
ticker is QSR. Also owns Popeyes and Burger King

>> No.9462812

>>9461846
cool story bro.

>> No.9462846

>>9462802
Tim Hortons is majority owned by a Brazillian fund. Had to get approval by House of Commons committees before sale to said fund.

Tim Hortons is kind of a big deal up here...

>> No.9462862

$IHT Strong ER last night. Watch for $3 break, $2.60 support on its channel.

$BLNK strong ER that came out last night. Watch for $7 and $7.30 break. Nice uptrend currently at $6.80 support.

$HEAR previous top gainer over the past 4 days. Watch for $19.25 break.

$EBIO has $3.50 RES past chart history pattern. Was stuffed twice there.

$VVUS Head and Shoulders pattern with $0.66 Top RES.

$RDVT Mid Candle Breakout Pattern tomorrow.

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>>9462626

It's just begun

Increased my position to 18,220 shares

>> No.9462874

>>9462862
Are you me from 9:25?

>> No.9462920

>>9462780
Even so, Starbucks is on borrowed time. This shit they just pulled with allowing dgenerates to loiter in their stores is going to make people say "fuck it, I'll just buy a Keurig". I personally cannot wait until the snowball starts to roll so I can short that turd.

>> No.9462951

>>9462874
possibly

I played BOXL this morning and was waiting for IHT but it was stuffed at $3

>> No.9462979

>>9462862
>$IHT Strong ER last night. Watch for $3 break, $2.60 support on its channel.

I have $2.50 limit order in.

>> No.9462996

Oooh, UUP broke 24.59

>> No.9463020

>>9462862
I'm still pissed that I missed out on HEAR, they've had an unbelievable run. I remember seeing the stuck a couple months ago and thinking, "huh, didn't know Turtle Beach was public, and they're like two bucks a share! Nah, I'm gonna buy call options on dubious shit before earnings instead"

>> No.9463037

why wont BKS just fucking fall already?!?! FUCK

>> No.9463090

>>9462681

source? Or are you just spewing anal debris from stocktwats?

>> No.9463135

>>9463037
I've gotten fucked by BKS puts on three separate occasions, they refuse to die.

>> No.9463149

How do you guys screen for potential stock moves that are not the big chips?

>> No.9463207

>>9463135
i'm about to get fucked friday.. such bullshit, nobody is buying their shit, it's just a manipulated pos and they are probably going to drop it right after options expire

>> No.9463240

>>9462951
Was only watching BLNK out of your list. Couldn't see a way to get in at a decent price given the price action in the first 15 minutes.

IHT was a complete surprise. Wish it was on my list for open. Flew completely under my radar.

>> No.9463244

>>9463207
>i'm about to get fucked friday..

Good

>> No.9463273

>>9463149

autism

>> No.9463278

>>9463149
https://www.tradingview.com/

Use their screener. Play with the screen options until you find a combo you like. Best thing is that it's free too. Paid has good options too, but I choose to play it free.

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i hate black people

>> No.9463324
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MU I hope it keeps going. I can almost see the light at the end of the tunnel. 59.38 is my average price. Seeing this stock dip to 46 really hurt. I want this bitch at 66 at least.

>> No.9463335

>>9463283
What am I even looking at here? Why do you keep posting images sized for ants?

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>>9463324

>he's bagging MU

how did you manage that

>> No.9463354

>>9463324
>59.38 is my average price

What the fuck, why would you buy in near the top like that? It was at like $40 a few weeks before it hit $60 which is where every smart person loaded up.

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It's time for that Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm at the no fun zone so I have a sandwich, yogurt, apple, and almonds. I'm up 5% today and got a shitload of free capital, thinking about what to do with it for the time being.

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>>9463020
>I sold the last of my HEAR at $0.88 a share like a year ago, after bagholding for a year
Fuck I missed out

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>>9463350
>>9463354

I'm a true /smg/ disciple. Buy High Sell Low.

>> No.9463404

>>9463367
Lunch Anon, you fucked up missing out on SDRL and HMNY. Eat crow and sour grapes instead. Your choices in stock are as shitty and pathetic as your lunch.

>> No.9463410

>>9463367
>I'm at the no fun zone so I have a sandwich
whats the no fun zone? i really want to get some of those chocolate covered jalapenos

>> No.9463429
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About open second short if 723 no break soon

>>9463367
Cheap sushi!

>> No.9463431

>>9463367
Beef jerky and Dr. Pepper. Finally found a dip to buy in. My anxiety is through the roof today for some reason though. Can’t figure out why.

>> No.9463463

>>9463368
god damn imagine the gains mane

>> No.9463464

>>9463404
I already made money on HMNY friend

>>9463410
The one without a cafe, I don't mind too much but it's boring

>>9463429
Cheap non fish grocery store sushi ain't bad, I like the spicy ones

>>9463431
Relax

>> No.9463465

>>9463367
Pretty boring sandwich man... I miss your lunches from before your job exiled you to bag lunch land.

Add some swiss and roast beef...

>>9463429
Is that tuna in there? I could go without the avocado, but tuna is my all-time favorite!

>> No.9463466

>>9463431
>My anxiety is through the roof today for some reason though. Can’t figure out why.
take some xannax

>> No.9463468

>>9463020
Yeah I got in last week at about 6.7 and jumped out the next day at 11.30, I made about 4K but I'm kicking myself since I didn't stay in.

>> No.9463482

>>9463465
Yea it sucks but it's my time in the barrel. I have to be at this location a minimum of 1-2 times a week :(

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>>9463404

do not bully lunchanon

>> No.9463485

wow,. that swing today.

If you could see only a few minutes into the future you could be a billionaire in a week

>> No.9463487

>>9463367
Eating some homemade tamales I bought from a Mexican Lady who was selling them at the hardware store, they're pretty damn good. I bought 3 dozen and I'm gonna let the rest cool off and then freeze them.

I'm still just holding AMD and JD at the moment. AMD is steadily moving up but I expect it to have a little pull-back sometime Thursday-Friday. JD is more or less stagnant this week but I bought in at $35/share so I'm still up a few %'s on it.

>> No.9463503

>>9463404
No bully lunchbro

>> No.9463514
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>>9463404
Don't insult Lunchbro.

>> No.9463527

>>9463465
>but tuna is my all-time favorite!
when i used to take lunch to work, id make tuna, dice up onion, olives and jalapenos then mix it all in then in the morning id just slap it on some bread and be ready for work. i used to do this almost every day until i found out that tuna can give you brain damage

>> No.9463538

>>9463484
>>9463503
>>9463514
I'll bully who I want, just wait until you see my gains.

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>>9463367
Leftover wings with blue cheese

>>9463463
I can't, it's not like I can hop into a time machine to change it anyways

>> No.9463571

>>9463464
Trying lunchbro

>>9463466
No meds. Took them for 10 years. Let’s just say they didn’t help. Been med free for 4 years now.

>>9463527
I love all kinds of fish but I’ve been been tempted to eat tuna.

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>>9463367
Salmon teriyaki, seaweed salad and shumai. Everything is green. Green is good

>>9463402
The key is to buy and sell and sell. Sell more than you buy and you end up with more sales.

>> No.9463606

>>9463485
my QQQ position has almost recovered from yesterday's raw fucking

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>>9463404
I have Igor's personal fucking phone number, if you bully based lunch anon one more fucking time, you will face a bogging so bad you will want to die, but the bogs won't let you decide when to kill yourself, they will.

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>>9463514
THE FORGOTTEN WEAPON

>>9463563
That's a nice cat

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>>9463563

>Buffalo Wild Wings

>> No.9463641

>>9463404
Have you had enough gay sex today?

>>9463571
>Been med free for 4 years now.
good man.. but you only live once.. enjoy it.

>> No.9463646
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>>9463563
Hightea fag here

I went with the hoki fillet today.

>> No.9463656

>>9463563
isn't buffalo wild wings expensive?

>> No.9463681

>>9463656
It's expensive and it's shit. Wings are literally poverty food that niggers discovered and yuppie white people found out about it and it was all the rage. Much like how white thots can't stop eating sushi.

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>>9463464
Hope it "real" but kek take anti-parasite ne ways
>>9463465
Its salmon + avocado + tons ginger
Extremely healthy Trader food !
Can't eat raw tuna...remind much of bad times ;_;

>> No.9463715

>>9463656
Half price Tuesday o loaded up after class last night, I can never get homemade Asian zing sauce to taste right

Their normal prices are ridiculous though
>>9463634
>>9463681
> His friends don't invite him out to eat

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Just my coffee here... It's not even 10:30am here. too early for lunch.

God, I made it too weak though. I like strong coffee.

>>9463527
Tuna can give you brain damage? Where did you hear that?

>>9463571
Tuna sashimi. Bluefin is the best, but even yellowfin done right melts in your mouth. I love tuna sashimi; it is a must have when I hit a Japanese restaurant.

>>9463598
Holy shit at this picture. Saved.

>> No.9463768

BLNK in a channel now 7.25 - 7.5 probably best bet for afternoon run

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>>9463715

>he falls for marketing fads and overpays for shit-tier chain food to fit in

>> No.9463777

I have 400 dollars savings.

Is it worth trying to start trading

>> No.9463792

>>9463720
>Japanese food
That makes sense. Being a rural retard the only tuna I know is Starkissed lol. The Asian restaurant here aren’t really Asian.

>> No.9463795

>>9463777
If you can get in on shit like SDRL when it jumped 20% over nothing and get out then yeah.

>> No.9463801

>>9463715
>His friends don't invite him out to eat
only person i usually go out to eat with is my girlfriend and once in awhile take my mom to eat.. very rarely do i go eat with friends.. i rather go eat with business associates

>> No.9463806

>>9463777
you wont make any crazy money but can still make 50 to 100 bucks if you play smart

dont do options, you'll lose everything

>> No.9463809

>>9463715
I'm about to go with a couple of friends to a shit tier china buffet in an hour, so there's that. Also, if you are in any way, shape, or form defending BWWs you are a tastelet that needs to reevaluate his restaurant choices.

>> No.9463820

>>9463795
>>9463806
I live in Australia and my bank has its own stock trading account I can open, is this the right move or do banks try jew you?

>> No.9463822

>>9463720
>Tuna can give you brain damage? Where did you hear that?

Mercury you tard

>> No.9463823

>>9463720
>Tuna can give you brain damage?
it's the mercury in the tuna.. look it up

>> No.9463863

>>9463820

oh shit as an Australian you will get jewed without robinhood sorry

commissions will eat you alive

>> No.9463864

>>9463809

He's not, his friends just told him to order take-out.

>> No.9463882

>>9462057
It's responsible for 71% of my gains today. Absolutely amazing. Some days, MU is the one single stock that JUSTs me up the ass with no lube.

>> No.9463902

I reccomendded lithium americas corp a few days ago. Anyone buy it?

>> No.9463906
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Thanks to the power of Seadrill I've made all my gopro losses back. /Smg/ giveth and /Smg/ taketh away.

>> No.9463917

>>9463864
Kek, yes my friends told me to line my pockets with plastic bags and load them up with spring rolls and fried rice.

>> No.9463960

>>9463822
>>9463823
Ah... Forgot about that angle. I suppose it's not life-threatening unless you eat tuna at every meal...

I don't have it very often. I usually eat home-made french and italian food.

>> No.9463968

>>9463863
Says $10 dollars a trade

guess that'll fuck me up?. Hopefully Robinhood comes out soon then

>> No.9463970

>>9463917
>Kek, yes my friends told me to line my pockets with plastic bags and load them up with spring rolls and fried rice.
are your friends poor by chance?

>> No.9463975

Is it time to start shorting AMD? It's risen way too much way too fast. I suspect a pullback in the next week or so.

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>>9462979

>> No.9463984
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>>9463906
That what you get for short gopro !

>> No.9463997

>>9463809
I dunno there's a buffalo wild wings in my local mall and it's the only place on the premises that serves alcohol. Obviously I'm not going to step foot in any shopping mall sober, so I've been there a quite few times. I wouldn't say it's terrible.

>> No.9464008

>>9463968
>$10 / trade commission
>$20 round trip

Yeah, you're gonna get fucked in the ass if you're only trading with $400.

>> No.9464025

>>9463975
i just bought some jun 15 $10 puts..

>> No.9464050

>>9463970
One of my friends grew up dirt poor in Detroit, his mom used to do this at buffets which is where I heard of it. We always get a good laugh talking about it.
>>9463997
It's not that the food is terrible necessarily it's that people pay horrible prices for one of the shittiest parts of the chicken. They charge like $1 a wing.

>> No.9464060

Goddamn it fucking cocksucking (((pattern day trading))) I need to exit like 2 hours ago fuck you (((sec)))

>> No.9464076

>>9464060

They're just trying to protect you from yourself

>> No.9464078

>>9464050
Also no my friends not a nigger, I know this will be a follow up question.

>> No.9464086

Any other ausfags here tried using Stake?

Worth it or not?

>> No.9464103

>>9463968
well if you are under 25 and have 3k you could use IB lol

>> No.9464112

>>9463968
I'm in the same position. Think of it this way...

You buy 200 shares of XYZ at $1.75. Your break even is $1.85. Selling below $1.85 will lose you money.

Story is, you will have to find something that will move enough to cover your commission. You might find the occasional stock that moves a lot quickly (IMTE from May 2nd comes to mind), but in all honesty, either you will need more money or do your research.

>> No.9464125

>>9463968
I was in a similar position and had to use $10/trade broker (later it became $7) you get absolutely blasted by commissions with $400.
Imagine it’s $10/trade so $20 to buy and sell a position. You go all-in for a $400 position. You need to make 5% just to break even. And that goes for smaller amounts: $200 buy = 10% gain to break even. $100 = 20%. So not only are you handicapped there but you also need to take massive risks (going all-in on one buy) just to profit.
When I went to robinhood I started making double what I was making on etrade. I keep the account with $1 so I can use their data. But robinhood is fucking god-tier cost cutting.

>> No.9464139

>>9464060
trying to trade around (pattern day trading) creates a robinhood meta within itself

>> No.9464152

>>9464060
Stop being poor and put more than $25k in your account.

>> No.9464170
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Well I'm finally back from yesterday's dip

>>9463864
Well if I'm already there...
>>9464050
>Friend from Detroit
Nice, I'm from Saginaw
And 30 wings for $20 isn't great, but at 11pm after first day of spring classes, first food all day, I'm too lazy to care

>> No.9464187

>>9464170
Oh boy, Sagnasty. I hope you got out of there.

>> No.9464199

>>9464060
Call your members of congress every god damn day.

>> No.9464206

>>9464187
Bay City if that counts

>> No.9464241
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KO a shit. SHIT.

>> No.9464250
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Fuck IHT, I'm not liking how this is unfolding..taking my 1% gains

>> No.9464303
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9464303

and now the post-lunch earnings report picks:
>CSCO (top pick)
>TTWO (close for top pick)
>FLO
>JACK
>NTSE (Low end)
>wild card JE (huge spread in earnings)

>> No.9464312

How long are we riding sdrl gain train

>> No.9464324

>>9464312
$1

>> No.9464370

>>9464199
>members of congress caring about someone who can't even fund their "trading account" with more than $25k to avoid the (((pattern day trading rule)))

Seriously, they're not gonna give a shit about a "trader" that's not working with, at the very least, a few hundred thousand dollars.

>> No.9464392

If you bought something yesterday and then the price went up 200% do you sell it or keep it?

>> No.9464396

>>9464303
>NTSE

ticker not found

>> No.9464402

>>9464392
sell

>> No.9464409

>>9464370
You call them every day about something or nothing, and just slip that one in there like once or twice a month. Say its bull shit what these laws do to your friends and family.

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>>9464392

>> No.9464413

>>9464396
NTES sorry

>> No.9464416
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>>9464392
Accept nothing less than 1000%.

>> No.9464419

>>9464392
buy more

>> No.9464420

>>9464392
if its a crappy penny stock chances are it will just lose its value over time quickly then slowly.

>> No.9464424

>>9464206
Much better

>> No.9464432

>>9464392
take out your initial entry amount, if you must

>> No.9464437

>>9464392
short that shit

>> No.9464442

>>9464420
It's the IWM May18th $160.50 call.

>> No.9464450

>>9464409
Have fun talking to interns every day and getting your name put on the "don't even bother telling the congressman that this person called again" list.

>> No.9464471

>>9464450
>"don't even bother telling the congressman that this person called again"
If you think that's the case that's when you ask for the tour.

>> No.9464479

>>9464392
lol this>>9464437
sell it and short it

>> No.9464488

>>9464396

What criteria determines how you rank them? Most likely to beat or most likely to surprise or something else?

>> No.9464516

>>9464488
Meant for:
>>9464413

>> No.9464539

>>9464471
>can't afford to put $25k into his trading account so he complains about the pattern day trading restriction
>has the money to blow on a round trip flight to DC + room and board just so he can spend an hour with his congressman

It just doesn't seem very plausible to me Bags.

>> No.9464577

how realistic is it to start with 500 and get to 25k while only making 3 trades a week? basically impossible or doable?

>> No.9464582

>>9464539
>Accumulate a ton of credit cards
>Max out all the cash advances on them until you have 25k in cash
problem solved lads

>> No.9464588

>>9464539
Dude have you ever talked to members of congress? Like look at Maxine Waters ffs. They won't put two and two together.

>> No.9464591

>>9464577
you shouldnt make a lot of trades if you have little money

>>9464582
honestly considering this. fuck credit

>> No.9464605

>>9464591
Please don't. My credit got trashed when I was retarded in my early 20's. It's ruined my life. Thank god creditors haven't come for my stocks yet.

>> No.9464612

>>9464539
Lmfao. Worth it

>> No.9464646

>>9464577
It's gonna depend more on doing your homework and putting your money on winning choices AND not being impatient. Build steam with a grain of salt.

>> No.9464649

>>9464577
Technically it's in the realm of possibility but it's extremely unlikely and would take years unless you got incredibly lucky gambling on penny / sub-penny stocks.

You're better off putting some of your disposable income into your trading account every paycheck until you end up with enough money in there to actually "do something with".

Once you get $10k-$15k in your trading account then you can start making a decent amount of money on your trades instead of the peanuts you'll be making if you only have a few hundred dollars in your account.

>> No.9464654

I'm starting a 25k giveaway sweepstakes. 1st person to give me 25k wins

>> No.9464655

>>9464577

If you averaged 1% a trade and compounded all your gains, it would take you at least 131 weeks.

>> No.9464678

>>9464655
thats not so bad

>> No.9464679

>>9464516
>>9464488
I look at previous record on EPS on NASDAQ and Robinhood to get a general stat to determine the odds of it beating the projection based on those sites alone. I'll also take a look at the past quarter or so on that stock and the type of business they do. Though, EPS reports are mostly what I go off

>> No.9464690

>>9464654
What does the winner get?

>> No.9464697

>>9464649

makes sense but i suppose i'm seeing it from the perspective of only being willing to risk a small percentage of my wealth trading. not all or most of it just because the potential rewards would be larger and faster

>>9464655

that's really not too bad

>> No.9464728

>>9464655
I've learned that if you average 1% everyday you'll increase your portfolio by 1,358% assuming you keep that trend up

>> No.9464750

Come on NVDA, so laggy. Can you just stay above 245 please

>> No.9464754

>>9464697
Well then here's what you do -- start out with $500 that you "trade" with. Add some money to your account every paycheck that you only put into index funds so that it'll grow with the market and you won't lose it by making retarded trades. Do this until you're comfortable trading with larger amounts of money and then start taking a portion of your money out of the index funds and use that to "trade with" as well.

>> No.9464765

So if I had enough money, the real way to profit from options is to hold 100 shares and sell a covered call each week, right? As long as the options market is liquid? Then why the fuck have I been buying options?

>> No.9464781

Wow, zuck still selling the fuck out of his shares. I wonder if its time to short.

>> No.9464815

>>9464781
The company literally prints money, seems like it's still a safe bet to me. Zuck probably just wants to divest some of his shares to fund new projects / investments or use it to feed some starving African children so he gets some good press.

>> No.9464823

>>9464754

possible, but i think i'd rather contribute most of it to investments, and then if i was able to make my 500 into something substantial, even 5k, i would be able to take the same high risks i did with 500, or even 50k as long as it came from that initial deposit. i simply do not believe i could take the same actions or have the necessary level of "not caring" about outcomes needed to make the correct decisions if i was adding money i'd worked for, or "slow" money siphoned away from my main investments

>> No.9464826

>>9464765
its risk/reward you tard
long contracts: hi reward, hi risk
short contracts: low reward, low risk

>>9464781
t-the companys f-fine goyim. h-hes d-donating it

>> No.9464830

>>9464781
Zuckerberg sells shares all the time. It's normal.

>> No.9464853

>>9464830
Hes been selling everyday almost this year. By far much much more than his yearly norm.

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>>9464830
>What it's actually like at FB HQ right now.

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Interesting. It looks like theta decay hits pretty hard even when the contract is 4 months out. I half believe in $V but also don't want to see my funds get BTFO so I'm wondering when to exit. Which anon here said theta only really hits in the last month?

>> No.9464885

>>9464865
burn motherfucker burn

>> No.9464901

>>9464853
i hope he really is just "donating it to starving african children"
i cant think of a shittier investment than that

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>> No.9464947

>>9464885
Hello, my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy

>> No.9464953

>>9464929
try again next quarter lol

>> No.9465009

>>9464947
yeah fuck you too

>> No.9465017

>>9464690
A very special, very heart felt, hallmark-tier thankyou

>> No.9465060

>>9465009
think he meant this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChmUC0OysoU

>> No.9465093

>>9464883
Time decay hits harder for OTM options than it does for ITM

>> No.9465104

>>9465060
I did, I think that's why he said that

>> No.9465119

>>9465104
kek
yea i havent heard that in a while. i forgot.

>> No.9465135

cup and balls pattern forming on SBUX
cmon white thots, show me the money

>> No.9465239

>>9465135
moar like cup my balls nigga that overpriced shit coffee should just go and stay go

On a related note, they're opening up a Starbucks location in my small town that hasn't had one in 10 years or so (the closest one right now is over 30 miles away). All the thots I know are creaming their panties in anticipation of being able to buy some overpriced coffee milkshake bullshit everyday.

>> No.9465249

What do you guys think MU is going to do from here?

>> No.9465283

>>9465249
trade in a channel between ~$50-$60 until summer

>> No.9465288

>>9465239
idgaf about starbucks. i want it to go up so i can sell my calls

>On a related note, they're opening up a Starbucks location in my small town that hasn't had one in 10 years or so (the closest one right now is over 30 miles away). All the thots I know are creaming their panties in anticipation of being able to buy some overpriced coffee milkshake bullshit everyday.
and thats why i went calls and not puts. i fucking hate them, but idiots will still be going to starbucks after the world is destroyed

>>9465249
start violently oscillating +/-20% in a day and go nowhere

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>>9465239
I want thirsty thots creaming them selves in the anticipation of tasting my milk shake.

>> No.9465327

>>9465093
Hm that makes sense considering there's no intrinsic value.

>> No.9465328

>>9465296
then become starbucks

>> No.9465332

>>9465283
>>9465288
So should I probably sell it now? I got in at just under 50

>> No.9465349

>>9465327
those guys black and scholes were pretty smart fellers

>>9465332
idk man. i dont really trade semiconductor companies individually. i dont think theyre gonna shoot past their old high anytime soon though

>> No.9465357

>>9465327
Yup. Time decay only affects the portion of the value that is extrinsic

>> No.9465374

>>9465327
>>9465357
thats why when im trading slow things like bonds ill go ITM or very close to ATM

>> No.9465400

>>9465093
Would a good hedge against market shenanigans be to buy UVXY calls at a strike of 8 for way out in the future? It will probably never drop below that and could rocket up if SHTF

>> No.9465404

What do you guys typically set as your sell point for a falling stock?

My IQ is down 7.4% and I'm thinking about just taking the loss now. New to trading and this would be my biggest loss so far

>> No.9465412

>>9465332
No, don't sell yet, it's still in a strong uptrend. It'll at least get near the 52-week high of $63.42, maybe even break it temporarily before it has a big pullback. Consider selling at $60-$63.

>> No.9465427

>>9465412
THIS, then reinvest when it inevitably dips back into low $50's. Rinse repeat until the next quarter.

>> No.9465439

>>9465400
Hedge? That's the way to best way to play the market if you're $0.50

>> No.9465448

>>9465400
I've been trying to figure out how do something similar with far OTM puts on SPY, but I can't figure out how to make the math work right so I haven't pulled the trigger yet. It would be nice to turn a market crash into winning the lottery, though

>> No.9465451

>>9465412
>>9465427
Thanks anons

>> No.9465458

>>9465404
Depends on how volatile the stock is, and if you're going long on it. If you believe IQ will really become as successful as NFLX, then hold it forever. I typically cut losses at 5%, but for some things you might believe that's the bottom. For example my $V calls are down 9% right now, but I expect them to balloon back up within the next week (hopefully)

>> No.9465460

>>9465439
I may try this today then. October options it is.

>> No.9465461

>>9465412
That's not to say there won't be a couple of hiccups and red days before it hits the peak but there aren't any indications of the uptrend breaking yet.

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Based Starbucks
Make new thread already

>> No.9465482

GLD go back down you shitter

>> No.9465483

>>9465467
>Based Starbucks
indeed. strong cup and balls

>> No.9465498

>>9465482
it wont. the dollar is pulling back pretty hard. maybe for a day or so. long treasuries and gold till it climbs back up (maybe for FED shitpost)

>> No.9465501

fuckin ell the russell is killing it. new all time highs. historically speaking, what does it mean when the russell is leading the market?

>> No.9465532

>>9465501
>what does it mean when the russell is leading the market?
that the rest of the market is full of overvalued megaccap losers and fuck em

>> No.9465543

NEW
>>9465535

NEW
>>9465535

NEW
>>9465535

>> No.9465639

>>9465249
hold onto it until theres really bad news of dram prices falling dramatically

pay special attention to 60-70 range as they will try anything to manipulate the stock prices and scare people away.

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