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SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.9448637
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PAJEET MUSK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.9448643

>>9448583
Jesus, he's clearly starting to crack under the pressure.

>> No.9448644

>>9448583
Is this real? What's with the namecalling? Was it the autism kicking in?

>> No.9448679

>>9448583
He called him a chimp? Great, now the SPLC will declare Tesla a hate group because even AI knows that niggers are monkeys.

>> No.9448682

>>9448644
he's one of us

>> No.9448686
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Wtf i love communism now

>> No.9448696

>>9448583
woah...

>> No.9448700

>>9448583
Hahah Elon literally fell for the mcap meme. Obviously a noob investor. Next week he'll be buying bags on stellarport!

>> No.9448823
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He got btfo so hard
Commie got a point

>> No.9448861
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>brags about marketcap
>loses debate, gets pissed, calls other person a chimp

Elon is most definitely a /biz/nessman lmao

>> No.9448892

>>9448823
He paid the money back idiot, how does it feel to be a big oil cocksucking sockpuppet?

>> No.9448900

>>9448700
Best part of that conversation. Who the fuck actually believes market cap is liquid?

>> No.9448915

>>9448583
So the kid is complaining that elon is not a dummie?

>> No.9448923

>No use arguing with chimp.
What did he mean by this?

>> No.9448955

>>9448892

By taking out more loans.

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9449160

>Elon Musk
>Pic related

>> No.9449173

>>9448892
>big oil is commie

>> No.9449190

>>9448955
you btfo that cia nigger lmfao

>> No.9449343

jesus christ no way did he fall for the market cap meme...this has to be a shop

>> No.9450118

south africans...

>> No.9450143

>>9449160
>Were you sent here by the Devil?
>No good sir I'm on the level!

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Thanks just bought 100k TSLA puts

>> No.9450181

>>9448900
they have DAILY 3billion volume on a 48billion market cap.

that seems pretty liquid to me

>> No.9450186

https://twitter.com/kalebhorton/status/931266979482165248

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>>9448583
>BY COMMIE

what the fuck are you talking about.

Elon is benefiting from COMMIE Obama's corporate welfare system, bailed out the banks and picked winners and losers to give money to like musk.

Same shit as the USSR

Stalin took food from Ukraine to "industrialize" and had a massive fucking gulag.

USA's prison system has more people then Stalin ever had in the gulag.

>> No.9450247

>>9450190
fuck off brainlet.
existential comics is a communist

>> No.9450295
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>>9450247
>existential comics is a communist

You did not refute a damn word I said. The thread should have been titled blood sucking commie corporate welfare queen gets called out by another commie.

>> No.9450323

>>9450295
you can't associate the CEO of corporate-neoliberal alliance with a luxemburgist comic writer

>> No.9450351

>>9450323
I did and there is nothing you can do to change that.

>> No.9450386

>>9448583
He's right you know. Tesla benefits from subsidies that are taken from the taxes that you pay.

>> No.9450434
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>>9450386
Too send a god damn car no one fucking buys to space. How fucking retarded is this country. Henry Ford is about to crawl out of his grave and choke Elon for being a retarded piece of shit.

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>communist complaining about wasted tax revenue

>> No.9450527

>>9448583
wtf this fucking cracker is a fucking racist

>> No.9450528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk

>> No.9450616

>giving government voting shares
>remaining competitive

Pick one.

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>>9450528
At least the niggers look realistic

>> No.9450668

>>9450434
It's not "retarded", it's what people do when they have fuck you money.

This system is entirely organic, driven by the greed of tens of millions of voters. We can rail against banks and politics all day but most people are utter garbage and deserve to have their money burnt in front of them

>> No.9450672

>>9448583
A young boy went to an old wise sage.

He asked the old sage "wise old man, what is the key to happioness in life?"

The old sage said, "The key to happiness is to not argue with stupid people."

The young man, in anger said, "Thats not it! That cant be the key to happiness!"

the old wise sage said,

"Ok"

>> No.9450685

lmao
chad got btfo

>> No.9450743

>>9450672
He said in anger because that was not the answer he was looking for. He still wants to know what is the key to happioness

>> No.9450847
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Did Elon really call him a chimp?

>> No.9451177

This is fake.
I read that twitter thread or whatever the fuck it's called a couple days ago. Elon Musk didn't say that.
The fact that you all believe this shows that biz sucks.

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>>9450186
my fucking sides

>>9448900
>>9448700
Can someone explain to a brainlet why this is stupid?

>> No.9451748

Someone tell me the end game for capitalism please.

>> No.9451785

I hope Elon Must lose everything, it would mark the end of any try to improve Humanity and an acceleration toward the Great Filter.
We cannot allow him to spread niggers to others planets.

>> No.9451843

>>9451177
It's right there on twitter
https://twitter.com/existentialcoms/status/995022517755506688

>> No.9451895

>>9451748
10-20 unimaginably wealthy people that own literally everything in the world including our lives, they live actual real life while the rest of us live simulations

>> No.9452381

>>9450247
All communists need to be killed
No exceptions

>> No.9452408

>>9451895
no more internet for you mr. schizo

>> No.9452458

>>9450118
Pretorians...

>> No.9452474

>>9451895
Kill yourself

>>9451748
Massive increases in living standards for everybody.

>> No.9452506

>>9450323
>neoliberal
This is a bullshit strawman word made by socialists.

>> No.9452507

>>9451177
>>9451843
biz sucks anyway

>> No.9452561

>>9452506
fuck off lib

>> No.9452572

>>9450186
Where the fuck are these communists coming from?
Why are they so incredibly stupid?

>> No.9452577

>>9448583
Lol TFW Elon Musk probably lurks on /pol/ and knows existential comics from Sargon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv-4Pxe8Dz8

>> No.9452583

>>9448583
Jesus fucking Christ this is retarded. Twitter idiots don't realize every single corporation/auto manufacturer are getting massive hand outs, tax cuts, and other incentives, Elon is doing what he has to to succeed

>> No.9452592

>>9451785
>He thinks modern technology is aimed at improving man

Nigga Dem muthafukn smart cars is gun kill us.

>> No.9452594

>>9452561
All socialists/marxists need to be thrown from helicopters.

>> No.9452597

>>9452572
jordan peterson was right about everything.

>> No.9452732

>Existential Comics

I'm sure I've seen this guy spreading around retarded shit elsewhere.

>> No.9453250

>>9450186
>https://twitter.com/kalebhorton/status/931266979482165248
so communists have the minds of 5 year olds then? seems about right

>> No.9453308

>>9452583
This. What should have happened after 2008, is the US Fed should have let all the shit auto companies + banks collapse. What would have happened then, is the 21st century version of Henry Ford & JP Morgan would have come into prominence. Creating new, massive Auto companies and Banks. Would have gave the American economy new life and strength, plus much better stability than we have right now.

Instead, we got these shit banks and auto companies getting massive hand outs, only to [10 years later] start dragging their asses again.

>> No.9453328

>>9452597
he hasn't even read marx

>> No.9453343

There's no better source of funding than one that can't run out of money.

>> No.9453357

>>9453328
That's okay, the overwhelmingly majority of Marxists haven't either.

>> No.9453379

>>9453308
They pushed the crash into the future. The biggest crash we've ever seen has yet to come. It will be glorious and depressing at the same time.

I agree they should have let the banks and auto companies crash hard. Couldn't let that happen on Obama's watch.

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>it's another chad commie destroys virgin porky thread

>> No.9453458

>>9453379
Agree with this as well. 2008 could have been the last crash ever for the American economy, but there was far too retards in power.

>> No.9453598

>>9448892
>defending a billionaire against the meanies

Fucking bootlicking nigger.

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>>9453385
Why do communists manchildren who don't understand how the world works always get btfo in debates?
Gas yourself

>> No.9453627

>>9453598
> all billionaires are evil because they have more money than me
Kys

>> No.9453834

>>9450190
immediately what i thought, this is just more corporate welfare