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9434317 No.9434317 [Reply] [Original]

My court date is one week from today. Sold my FUN at a loss after months of holding. Still holding 3k LINK. I haven’t smoked a single puff in two months. I am so nervous and have been having around five drinks a day. Very spaced out, but still, the most I have drank since college. This podunk county is going to fuck me bros. Fines and probation are assured. Possibly another week or so in jail. Taking a break from mixing bands and on my third pint. Need some positivity. How are you all holding up?

>> No.9434339

An Aaron Hernandez criminal scum

>> No.9434347

>>9434317
>Sold my FUN at a loss after months of holding.
You deserve prison time for your stupidity

>> No.9434355

im a neet, im working on my social skills and physical attractiveness so life can be easy

>> No.9434357

>>9434317
How haven't they taken your phone yet?
Hope you get out soon. Real nigga reporting in

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>>9434317
holy fuck I remember you jailbro. God speed

>> No.9434364

What did you do? Give us a reason to give a shit.

>> No.9434368

>selling FUN
That's a wigsplit

>> No.9434372

>>9434357
you're a waht

>> No.9434452

>>9434317
Mate why the fuck did you sell fun like a month or two early ya goofball. Hope you’re doing all right, I remember your /biz/ fruit loops.

>> No.9434457

>>9434372
he said real nigga reporting in

>> No.9434471

how did u get a phone in there

>> No.9434473
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>>9434457
how could that be? When im the realest nigga

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>> No.9434479
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9434479

>>9434317
buy more Link.

>> No.9434490

>>9434368
To be fair, funfair won’t take off until more widespread blockchain adoption. 1 year plus wait.

>> No.9434493

>>9434317
>build rape dungeon
>LARP that you're in jail but still have your phone
y tho

>> No.9434500

get fucked

>> No.9434508

>>9434493
you can get phones in jail / prison

>> No.9434523

hope you are holding up well. try to put this in perspective you are gonna be so rich when the singularity hits. Nothing to do in the meantime but stay /fit/ and avoid corrupting influences.

>> No.9434525

>>9434493
>>9434364
https://yuki.la/biz/5861686
Original thread

>> No.9434542

>>9434490
At least it's not a meme like Link

>> No.9434544

>>9434490
I went from my bar to another so my IP changed. Still here, bros.

>> No.9434545

HEAD COUNT HEAD COUNT YA’LL GET READY FOR HEAD COUNT OR NO CHOW!

>> No.9434556

>>9434525
your not even the original poster im not clicking that fucking link

>> No.9434569

>>9434525
Oh shit! How the fuck?! I thought this was gone forever. Lol oh man. This cheers me up.

>> No.9434590

>>9434339
Projecting this much

>> No.9434602

>>9434478
Oh god I remember that thread

>> No.9434614

>>9434317
Wait what? They let you drink in jail? What are you talking about?

>> No.9434622

>>9434362
Thanks bro.
>>9434452
I sold at around 6.5 cents to participate in the LINK meme. I would love to buy back in once I figure out more if my financial future.
>>9434523
Man, I hope so my friend. Thanks for the kind words. This has been a difficult year.

>> No.9434711
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>>9434614
Quick rundown:
>I got busted for driving while high on weed and possession in early January
>was allowed to search my phone to get my roommates number to tell him to pick me up in the morning
>the guards were very chill and didn’t realize that i pocketed my phone afterward
>(I didn’t either, really. Just habit.)
>spent all night shitposting and seeking moral support from anons
>some anons even sent me ETH to partially cover bail, unsolicited mind you
>was released after nine hours in jail
>have spent the elapsed months stressing and drinking and weening myself off a decade old weed habbit
>court date in seven days

>> No.9434731

>>9434711
Ehhh idk man that story sounds like bullshit

>> No.9434755

>>9434731
No, it happened, I remember the guy, but I was confused about the drinking part. He spelled FUN with loopy loops on a tray.

>> No.9434764

>>9434731
Actually it was biz
>>9434362

>> No.9434811
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>>9434755
It was “biz”, but yeah. Pic related was first attempt that turned out upside down.
>>9434525
This is the link to some archive site with original thread some saint of anon found.

>> No.9434833

>>9434755
I don't doubt he's in jail the story is just bullshit about why he's there. Not that it really matters honestly

>> No.9434870

>>9434755
>>9434811
>>9434833
Chek’d. Kek is with us. I am not in jail. When you get arrested for a misdemeanor, you bond out the next day if you have the money and then spend months living your life until your court date.

>> No.9434974

>>9434870
Relax man, weed charges aren't a big deal. Buddy of mine caught a couple in the past, and for one all he had to do was take a four hour class and it was dismissed. Lay off the drinking, and think positive. You'll be alright. And hold that Link

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>>9434811
I was in original thread. I sold my bags (120k FUN) too, but at a small gain. I’ll buy back in for sure but I needed liquidity in this flip flop bullshit market

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>>9434974
It’s probably more about the DUI my guy.

>> No.9435022

>>9434974
Thanks, anon. Never been in any kind of trouble before and this waiting is a driving me insane. I am not selling my linkies until I can buy a farm with the proceeds.

>> No.9435037

Sup jail bro

>> No.9435042

Hey jailbro, I'll give you some advice. Accumulate as much OMG as you can while it's cheap right now, don't gamble on shitcoins like LINK or FUN, don't gamble on pajeet pump and dumps, my advice could be worth thousands of dollars to you in the furture.

>> No.9435087

What state are you in jailbro? Also did they ever find your phone or did you just keep posting till it died?

>> No.9435119
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9435119

I was lurking in original thread wondered what happened to you appreciate the update. How can we help?

>> No.9435132

>>9435037
Hey, buddy. How’s it going?
>>9435087
I posted till I got banned for posting my ETH address after a few anons asked me to. So I spent the rest of the night texting my friends and telling them what was up and trying to take pics on the down low. When the morning came, I just acted like I pulled my phone out of my jacket when they gave it to me.

>> No.9435156

>>9434317
probably a prison guard larping

>> No.9435163

>>9435132
Just go to a different state fuck serving time for that bullshit. Deal with the legal shit later once you’re rich if you even want to go back to that state

>> No.9435180

>>9435119
Don’t need any help, buddy. I appreciate the post. I honestly just appreciate the community and the moral support more than you guys realize. I have a few problems with anger and self loathing and the people who participated in my thread that night helped keep me in a brighter place. I consider the anons on this board my friends, and that’s why i posted here tonight.

>> No.9435241

Just hold on to your LINK, man. In the meantime keep working to put all this bullshit behind you

>> No.9435254

>>9435163
I work in music production, and until I make it, this state is the best opportunity/cost of living ratio in the nation for me.

>> No.9435260

>>9434711
>High on weed
Fucking degenerate

>> No.9435318

>>9434317
OP I'm about to go roast a nice blunt, I will take a symbolic hit for you.
FREE JAILBRO, stay strong in there anon, Bull run coming soon. Pick up some Enigma if you're looking for a comfy hold outside of the top 20.

>> No.9435353

I'm a defence attorney in TN. Seek me out. I eat this kinda shit up for breakfast. Cops fucked up, they always do. I mean, they let you have your phone for fucks sake. I'll do it free, assuming it's true that you have no priors. Blast out a bunch of emails to state attorneys and you'll hit me eventually. Include jailbro or FUN or something to identify yourself and I'll email you back.

>> No.9435472

>>9435353
>Blast out a bunch of emails to state attorneys and you'll hit me eventually. Include jailbro or FUN or something to identify yourself and I'll email you back.
just fuckin dox yourself faggot

>> No.9435513

>>9434602
link?

>> No.9435556

>>9435353
I appreciate that a lot, anon. I already paid 1k for an attorney connected to the local good ol’ boy network. Seems kind of late in the game for a new lawyer. I will post the results of Monday when they happen. If you want to pick a Waffle House or something to meet at near Nashville, we could do that. I have come close enough to self dox in these threads as it is.

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>>9434317
I remember.
Take it easy anon, you'll be ok.
Watch your cornhole buddy.

>> No.9435595

lol those jail crocs. what city/county are you in?

>> No.9435624

>>9435595
One of the county’s neighboring Nashville TN. I trust most of you, but I don’t need some autist sending Big Mac memes to my judge. Lol

>> No.9435776

>>9435624
Wear a flannel shirt, Ask the judge how much stinky linkies to get out of this. Then wink.

>> No.9435811

>>9435260
No argument here, buddy.
>>9435318
Enjoy my friend! One of my favorite luxuries in life!

>> No.9435822

>>9434317
Why did you sell your fun?

>> No.9435843

>>9434711
I was like you anon, got sober and it really helped

>> No.9435899

>>9435822
Chek’d. Because I was holding it to sell the hype leading up to the ICE conference in early February. The big crash or dip or correction or whatever tin want to call it happened in the days leading up to that, largely ending speculative price climb for a majority of alt coins. I love funfair and believe in it as a product, but until it gets used in a more practical way, FUN is in a holding pattern. I think smart contracts have a more immediate future so I sold to buy some LINK. I will buy my FUN back when I am sure I don’t need my USD to pay a fine to keep me out of jail.

>> No.9435937

>>9434355
>>9434500
>>9434544
>>9434622
>>9434711
>>9434755
>>9434811
>>9434833
>>9435022
>>9435811
>>9435822
>>9435899
Kek is with us, by the way.

>> No.9436164

>>9434317
>Sold my FUN at a loss after months of holding
literally 45 days before the first casino goes live, you sell? after MONTHS of holding?

>> No.9436192

>>9435556
Dude I'm from the Boro live almost 12 hrs away now though.

>> No.9436327

>>9434992
>mfw all of these plebs being shaken out literally a month before the product FINALLY launches
if BTC doesn't take a shit, the tears are gonna be glorious

>> No.9436359

>>9434711
Jailbro is from Nashville?

>> No.9436388

>>9434339

...what

>> No.9436419

>>9434317
they have wifi in jail now?

>> No.9436440

>>9436327
That’s a big if. The price movement has been such that I have made much more money to buy back my original position and then some. There’s still time. Accumulation is easy in this market.

>> No.9436447

>>9435899
Yeah fair enough.
I was in the original thread when you were in jail lol
Wasn't the original plan to buy something and just let it appreciate when you're in the slammer?

>> No.9436521

>>9436359
I have lived and worked in the area for about three years.

>> No.9436554

>>9436447
That’s what anons were joking about. “Talk about a ‘cell wall’” and “Forced HODL OP will be rich lol”
I already had most of my fun bought when I was in the klink that night.

>> No.9436562

>>9436521
nice man. fun city. Tennessee is pretty scenic too.

too bad country music is trash (no offense if that's your job)

>> No.9436567

>>9436419
Posted from cell phone idk

>> No.9436991

>>9436562
I agree for the most part. There is good and bad though, like most genres. Sturgil Simpson is dope. Especially his first record. Old school sounding shit.