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9368054 No.9368054 [Reply] [Original]

PLEASE teach me what to say first to girls on tinder! And just give me sample conversations. Anything.
ive been messaged by multiple asian girls; whove said hi to me first. But their profile is pretty vanilla; just pics of their face and maybe a city landscape. The only thing i can think of saying is
>do you like anime?

So please, all the real state, marketers, salesmen, give us autists your sample conversations.

>> No.9368068

>>9368054
Fug, you got asians near you? Im on the east coast, no asians over here.

>> No.9368076

>Are you an archaeologist
"uhhh nooo why?"
>Because I have a large bone for you to examine
"LOL anon you're so cute. come over ;)"

>> No.9368082

>>9368054
Holy fuck I want to smell their farts

>> No.9368110

>>9368054
You don’t say anything substantial to them, you retard. Just give them bants and treat them like absolute vapid bitches, so then you don’t give that “try hard” vibe, shell think, “he’s pretty funny I bet he’s even better in person!”
That anime line makes me cringe. She’ll feel reduced to a stereotype or think you’re a basement dweller and next you.

>> No.9368127

>>9368076
lol only works if you have chad looks. like most things.

>> No.9368138

>>9368127
Not true, I am a neckbeard with dadbod and the facial aesthetics of a 1970s unix programmer. Works all the time.

>> No.9368141

>>9368110
>treat them like absolute vapid bitches
this
/thread

>> No.9368166
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>>9368068
im unironically on the east cost. there are a TON of asian girls in new york for example
>>9368076
theyre too far away to come out and fuck. so, its more longterm.
>>9368082
cant say that to them.
>>9368110
i know its cringe. Give me some examples please.
>bants
GIVE ME EXAMPLE OF BANT OPENERS. please, chad.

>> No.9368179
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9368179

>girl acts interested
>follow up to make plans
>completely ghosts me, ignores calls and texts

>> No.9368184

>>9368054
Probably one of the worst first questions you could ask. Don’t ask questions based on their race.

>> No.9368188
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9368188

>use lots of emojis (bitches love emojis)
>:3
>:0
>:x
>{>.<}““

also ask her for selfies and then „accidentally“ send your erect cock when she asks you for your selfie.
say „oops“ and play it off
>get dick sucked and fucked

>> No.9368218

>>9368054
>what's your favorite kind of ice cream?
works, easy lead in to an ice cream date. cheap as fuck and chicks look sexy sucking on an ice cream cone. i've smashed using that dozens of times.

>> No.9368232

>>9368188
Yea, no. Don’t do any of this.

>> No.9368242

>>9368232
but works 100%

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>>9368179
indeed. its always good to have multiple options
>>9368184
ITS NOT BASED ON THEIR RACE.
>>9368188
i actually do use emojies. but idk, you think asking for a selfie as first text would work?

>> No.9368260

>>9368054
Business & Finance, sorry

>> No.9368263

>>9368243
sure it works, you can also send her a selfie first and then do the dickpic thing a bit later, its all about timing

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>>9368218
THANKS. but. these are girls that are sort of miles away. like a 1 hour drive. so i think its more longterm. but this is pretty good.
Got any more that arnt food related? I want as big of an arsenal i can.

I mean, these asian girls are hot as fuck. But they have like little info, and most of their profile pics are selfies.

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>>9368260
note the
>salesmen of biz
basedboy.
>>9368263
holy fuck. i think ill try. I mean, i always think i look good, and the obviously the asian girls do. i think i will!! thanks

>> No.9368300

>>9368242
yes they love when you talk like a 13 year old asian girl. this fucking board

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>>9368285
>if i say something about sales it suddenly becomes Business & Finance related
You are a massive faggot. Stocks btw.

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are there any chad salesmen here left in the thread to give more examples? pl0x

>> No.9369194

>you look tough, are you in a gang?

>> No.9369244

>H-hi *looks nervously at feet* H-how are you?
>*Thinks to self: Come on, anon, she's cute, she's into anime, this is your shot! Go for it!*
>*Confidence begins to build*
>S-so! Do you, want to go out s-sometime?"
>*Sweat drop appears on right temple*
>*Thinks to self: D-did I just confess? B-baka!!*
>*Waits for reply while eyebrows twitch*