We all wish we were Chads.

[BuyWysker !!TLDM4I88dJK No.9360695]

Why is that, you think?

I have a theory that the reason we invest in crypto is because we're inadequate, neet human beings who aren't getting the amount of pussy we'd like to get. I mean some poor Mexican fisherman who's banging thicc senioritas is probably pretty happy without money right? Why can't we be?

Because we need more pussy in our lives. That's why you should invest in Wysker. Because it's the cheapest pussy around and it's going to reach an immense climax within the near future. You're definitely gonna want to be in it when it does.

[Anonymous No.9360712]

But i'm a gay, so i guess i need more dicks.

[Anonymous No.9360725]

Fuck pussy

[Anonymous No.9360743]

I want to be a trap

[BuyWysker !!TLDM4I88dJK No.9360762]

>>9360712

I dunno man, I guess you could try and see if you like this instead?

[Anonymous No.9360786]

>>9360695

I can now retire in my country ty sir for shilling this

[BuyWysker !!TLDM4I88dJK No.9360813]

>>9360786
No problem Mr Africa, congratulations. If you stay in you could probably move north soon.

[BuyWysker !!TLDM4I88dJK No.9360913]

>>9360743
Wysker has a great selection of women's clothing to get you started.

[Anonymous No.9361396]

>>9360725

Don’t fuck. Just buy it and hodl

[Anonymous No.9361444]

>>9360695
im here just to larp, i dont have any crypto and i here since 2016

[BuyWysker !!TLDM4I88dJK No.9361587]

>>9361444
You can help out anyway buddy, LARP that you're a dedicated Wysker hodler and help us spread the word in these threads.

>>9360712
Also my clever buddy told me to tell you that shopping is for faggots so you have a reason to invest anyway. So that's that one solved, this pussy is for anyone.

[Anonymous No.9361834]

>>9360695
I think this says more about you and the world you live in than it does anyone else.
If you were born with a religious fever in a world starved of religion, you'd probably think everything everyone did was to improve their relationship with the divine.
If you were born with an extreme hunger for great food in a world starved for it, you'd probably once again think everything everyone does is motivated by food.
Instead, you were born in a world without that much of any kind of starvation, but in which women are placed on a massive millennia high pedestal perched atop a bubble so big it makes every other one look like a bump by comparison, and you have a high sex drive, so you think everything everyone does is motivated by the quest for pussy.
In truth though, women are actually pretty boring, what's really going on is just your evolutionary instincts kicking in and trying to get you to propagate your genes, no matter how much banal bullshit you have to tolerate in order to do so, and no matter how much unique and interesting time accomplishing and exploring things that aren't quite so stale and predictable it requires you to pass up.

[BuyWysker !!TLDM4I88dJK No.9361856]

>>9361834
Who said anything about women? Women may be boring but pussies are fucking wonderful.

[Anonymous No.9361984]

>>9361856
They're the shopkeeper, you don't get access to the merchandise without going through them. It requires paying their price.

[BuyWysker !!TLDM4I88dJK No.9362025]

>>9361984
Like, in a pet store? Or do they own the exchanges?

[Anonymous No.9362068]

>>9360913
This is how you shill, I like your style

[Anonymous No.9362083]

so stoked for 2.0 and when the marketing begins. Times square was just a warmup, couldn't be comfier

[Anonymous No.9362179]

>>9362025
There's tons of competing exchanges, and they all carry different pairs, some bitches all it takes is you have to listen to their dumb stories and tell them they're right, others want fiat currencies, still more want jewelry, some of them only care about your physical attributes, some trade like an ETF of diversified attributes consisting of baskets of gold, cash, real property, and personal physical attributes and intangibles and shit like that.
The one thing that never varies is that there's always a price.

[Anonymous No.9362507]

>>9360695
50k wys chad reporting in

Never been comfier in my life

[Anonymous No.9362593]

> 102 Mio supply
> 60 Mio. in circulation
> to buy for around ICO-price
> unique tokenomics set to give users power back over their data
> MVP on android
> Version 2.0 with iOs-release tba
> Normies gonna go nuts on that UI alone
> Wys-exclusive Ad-platform EOY
> Gonna disrupt a trillion-dollar industry
> 100x in the making til 2019

[Anonymous No.9362719]

500k wys, what are the chances of being a millionaire in 2019?

[Anonymous No.9362741]

there's a coin better than this its called AMBROSUS.

[Anonymous No.9362750]

>>9360712
this unironically

[Anonymous No.9362825]

>>9362719

With 500k you‘re one fucking rich guy

[Anonymous No.9363047]

>>9362719
I've got the same amount.
You'll be a multimillionaire in 2019.

[Anonymous No.9363079]

>>9362719
damn I've only a fraction of that, 500k will net you 7 figures easily in the next bull run, until end of 2019 for sure