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931647 No.931647 [Reply] [Original]

I'm a virologist at a mid sized biotech company and some of my idiot colleagues accidentally created a modified version of the H1N1 virus. How can we monetize this?

>> No.931652

>>931647
>make cure
>drop virus over Africa
>?????
>profit

>> No.931656

>>931652
>make cure
>drop virus over Europe or US
>?????
>profit

fixed

>> No.931681

>>931652
>drop virus over Africa
>?????
>profit

ftfy

>> No.931684

Is oseltamivir effective against it?

Anyway, hold the world to ransom.

>> No.931688
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931688

>accidentally

>> No.932065

>>931647
>Release it onto the masses.
>Have cure developed ahead of time.
>Create a shortage of your cure.
>Let the riots for your cure intensify to the point it cannot be contained.
>Profit!

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932171

>>932065
>Let the riots for your cure intensify to the point it cannot be contained.

Why contain it?

>> No.932176

>>931647
>short human population
>drop everywhere
>???
>profit

>> No.932188
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932188

>>931647

Yea that idea is great..... and people think guns are a problem.

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>>932171