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9272896 No.9272896 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw tell friends about crypto

Keep your fucking mouth shut about crypto.

I know a majority of you realized that, but for those who don't, take from my personal experience.

NEVER SPEAK SHIT ABOUT CRYPTO TO ANYBODY.

>> No.9272910

What happened OP? get it off your chest

>> No.9272928

>friends

bet you have a gf aswell op?

unironically kill yourself, nothing makes my blood boil more than normiefags having crypto

you already have everything, yet you want more? privileged piece of shit, i would have you thrown from a helicopter if i had the power

>> No.9272943

tell us OP, did you tell your co-workers about it and now they think you're fucking weird?

>> No.9272951

>>9272910
>tell friends you hold crypto
>they report you to the secret service
>SS sees you traded or held USDT
>get arrested for dealing in counterfeit USD

>> No.9272968

>>9272896
I relentlessly shilled Ethereum at $5 to four of my closest friends until they bought in. Needless to say, they now think I'm a fucking genius

>> No.9273011

>>9272951
Seriously, how has tether not imploded yet or Wells Fargo receiving fines for dealing with it in the past

>> No.9273013
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>tfw when your parents know you're in crypto and about your gains
>tfw they told the entire family and their entire social circle about it even though you explicitly asked them to never, ever mention to anyone you're even interested in crypto

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>>9272910
>>9272943
>>9272968

>tell friends about crypto
>spoke the possibilities of the crypto market in a non-confrontational voice to entice them in and try to convince them on the profits they'll make (most of them are low wage-cucks)
>Paraphrase response from most of them: "lol don't be a retard. Save up enough money in your bank account so you can buy a house."
>Only 1 of them says he'll try it.

I didn't think trying to help friends was akin to saving the fucking world.

>> No.9273145

>>9273048
You ain't seen nothing yet. Just wait till you make some real gains and they'll come knocking asking for their part.

>> No.9273157

>>9273048
Big fucking wow, they don't care, such are normalfags. Now keep it quiet in future and you'll be alright anon

>> No.9273168

>>9273048
Normies are fucking dumb but its okay whatever, we need normies in this world.

>> No.9273197

>>9273048
Next time you meet up tell them how they were right. You lost shit and got out and fuck crypto.

>> No.9273221

>>9273048
That's a good thing. Can you imagine if every normalfag decided to invest in crypto? We just need smart money from corporations and banks. Let the normies live their rat life.

>> No.9273224

>>9273048
Never try to get dumb wagecucks into investing. They have no sense of money management and think the only way to get money is working for a Jew 40 hrs a week.

>> No.9273236

I'm not telling ANYBODY, tried it once and the dude looked at me like I was a drug dealer offering him heroin.

Gonna be nice to show up on a brand new car and see'ya everybody.

>> No.9273295
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9273295

explain how the technology works and how it will affect them in the future. they need to know how bad the dollar is as well, and how they will be left bag holding worthless paper.

all my friends that call bitcoin a scam also conveniently know nothing about it or how it works. it takes time

>> No.9273322

offer to buy them pizza but ask them to pay and say you'll pay them back in crypto

>> No.9273339

>>9272896
I noticed a lot of normies cant grasp the concept of like growth or adoption. Its so fucking bizarre and irritating. They can only see its current size and current usage. I even tried shilling like Amazon stock to people long ago and everyone was like, 'no one shops online, t-thats weird you bought razor blades online just cause its cheaper' and now 10 years later everyone uses Amazon and they constantly talk about how they wish they put money in Amazon. Shill them something else and its the same thing, 'b-but right now its not big so its too risky'. Fucking drives me up the wall.

>> No.9273398

>>9273236
>(((brand new car)))
never gonna make it.

>> No.9273450

>>9273048

If crypto takes off they aren't going to be your friends anymore bruh.

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>>9273339
My dad's the same way
>Hey dad buy google it's 400$ a share
>Hey dad buy Netflix it's only 100$ a share
>Hey dad invest in 3d printing it's an emerging market that could grow exponentially
>Hey dad I can tell you some cyptos to buy if you wanna make some gains
"No"
"I'll stick with my 5-7% yearly gains"

>> No.9273515

Problem is when they buy it and there is a huge dip. Then apparently its your fault they lost money

>> No.9273528
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>>9273048
everyone though I was stupid till we hit 20k and then everyone asked me to teach them how to trade crypto. Now everyone is back to not saying much to me and I know those same people will be coming back for the next bullrun.

>> No.9273541

>>9273398
If I really make it a brand new car is peanuts.

>> No.9273548
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>>9273450
Who needs friends when you can have servants.

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>>9273490
mfw anon's dad is a poor dad

>> No.9273594

>>9273224
this for sure

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>>9273048
I look foward to taking their money after they fomo in

>> No.9273665

>>9273528

That's the most perplexing thing about them. If they want to make money they should be here arguing about where the bottom is like us, but instead they wait until the price is over 10k to say "Oh, maybe I should buy bitcoin," then when it sinks back down they promptly forget about it again. Even biz becomes a ghost town during bear season, which is when it should be at its most active outside of wojak spamming. It makes no sense to me.

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9273685

The only thing normies can do is repeat news articles or the general opinion on crypto.
>bitcoin is a bubble
>bitcoin is the only crypto
>you will lose all your money!
>what's a blockchain?
>it's very risky
>you can't predict the market, therefore it could go up or down and you can lose everything

>> No.9273913

>>9273541
Still a bad financial decision

>> No.9274278

>>9273562
kek

>> No.9274294

>>9272928
this is just sad
get help

>> No.9274300

Normies are NPCs, only crypto-traders are actually playing the game

>> No.9274342

>>9274300
i really do think npc as an insult will catch on. not now but in a few years when a lot more people get rich off investing

>> No.9274352

>>9272928
Why are you salty?
Normal people are here.
Its pretty nice having a girlfriend, friends, and knowing that my smart crypto positions are probably going to allow me to not have to ever work again.
You should get out more.

>> No.9274513

>>9274352
It's cute you think you can frequent biz and retain your normal card. Try this... Go tell your friends and gf you hang out here and see their reaction... Go on, we will wait for you fren.....

>> No.9274534

>>9274513
My wife knows I'm on biz and she could care less. One day you'll realize there is no "normal" and everyone has skeletons.

>> No.9274595

>>9272896
I told my friends about having 1 mil in crypto gains months ago. Nothing bad happened. They don't ask for anything.

>> No.9274603

>>9274294
this

>> No.9274636

>>9274513
>he thinks the italian spaghetti art imageboard is a secret club which sets his shitty self above the herd
topkek you virgin

>> No.9274655

>>9272928
We need normies to buy our bags at ath anon. Someone had to buy zrx at .25.

>> No.9274708

>>9274655
Trx I mean.

>> No.9274723

>>9274513
See>>9274534
My girlfriend knows I shitpost on here. She doesn't care.
She's better looking than the gross ass thots you autists pine over and post all day on biz.

>>9274636
EXACTLY
>>9274513
You should get out more.

>> No.9275097

>>9272928
This

Fuck off back to Normieville, Norman.

>> No.9275136

>>9273048
>>9273221
Worst part is that normalfags are even worse than /biz/tards in that they will blame you for their bad investments regardless of the advice you gave.

>> No.9275169

>>9275136
Actually taking advice on a Lithuanian Basket weaving board

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>>9272896

This.

Crabs in a bucket.

When they find out you money, guess who's going to be knocking on your door after shittalking you the whole time.

>> No.9275767

>>9275706
Vince is kino tbqh

>> No.9275783

>>9272896
>trading bot makes 1k/month
>tell friends
>they find 15 negative things about it, even make things up
all good, last time i've told them

>> No.9275853

>>9275706
>When they find out you money

>> No.9276232

>>9272896
its just like if you're a drug dealer OP. You'll need to "teach them a lesson" to keep their mouth shut. I recommend kicking one of them down a flight of stairs.

>> No.9276291

>>9273048
dont tell them to buy
just tell them how much u made
and they will come like hungry dogs

>> No.9276306

>>9272896
I told my friends about crypto, Told them that if they don't know shit about trading or TA or how markets work then to just buy some BTC, ETH and BCH and hold it.

Dollar cost averaging kinda shit, they've all made fat gainz so far.

>> No.9276307

>>9273145
in my experience they just resent you and stop talking to toy

>> No.9276347

At least after I told my father I'm Bitcoin rich I don't have to listen to any of his "you should of learned a trade" bullshit.

The bitter resentment he has towards me is far better than the lectures, and I sort of like how he's so old he thinks Bitcoin isn't real and I can't "cash out"

>> No.9276363

only tell your friends about ltc btc and eth. b/c they'll always go up, fuck shitcoins.and tell them to be patient. tell them to go for the long term capital gains tax.

>> No.9276364

>>9275783

As someone who have spend ALOT of time working on bots RESPECT!!!!

>> No.9276378

>>9276347
Give him some bitcoin......?

C'mon dude he's your pop

>> No.9276387

>>9272928
>>>/r9k/ is that way

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>>9273048
oh i thought your story would be how they lost a bunch of money and now blame you and you have no friends anymore.

that's the real reason why you should not talk about crypto to your friends... i mean you want to help them but its important to at least be smart about it

>> No.9276448

>>9276378
He's never used a computer in his life and used to give me a hard time and said: "ever since I started using the internet when I was 14, my life went down the tubes"

I'm in my early 30s now and it just feels really good to tell him I'm Bitcoin rich and my "addiction" to my computer means I'm essentially retired. Kek.

>> No.9276469

>>9273295
>bag holder handle
lulz

>> No.9276478

Expect jealousy, press a couple buttons and make 500k and they'll call you lucky, not aware

>> No.9276501

>>9273295
that sounds like a lot of work just to make some goys earn some cash

>> No.9276515

>>9272928
and you will never have the power, little faggot

>> No.9277038

>>9274534
>she could care less
It's couldn't care less you mongoloid.

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>>9277038
this but without the insult