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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Thu May 3 15:18:01 2018 No.9232132 [Reply] [Original]

/smg/ - Stock Market General

Off the lows Edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw (embed)
Options basics (part 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE (embed)
Options Basics (Part 2)

FED shitposting schedule
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

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>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:19:04 2018 No.9232152 >>9232132 OP is as flat as my portfolio for the year

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 15:19:20 2018 No.9232158 >>9232132 second

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:19:39 2018 No.9232164 >>9232152 REALISE your gains

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:20:08 2018 No.9232176 File: 48 KB, 621x725, 1524261478704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9232152 >not liking dfc

>>	BagholderExtraAnonymous !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 15:20:49 2018 No.9232187 I think my drugs are wearing off. I just got really tired all of a sudden.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:21:10 2018 No.9232191 File: 8 KB, 233x250, pink_bear_wojak_eye_popped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:21:26 2018 No.9232199 >>9232187 do some coke

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:21:32 2018 No.9232205 File: 495 KB, 1305x1265, creepy_red_wojak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9232164 I'd rather realize my dreams because there are no gains

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 15:22:09 2018 No.9232216 >>9232199 dubs command it no sleep4baggy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:22:17 2018 No.9232219 File: 155 KB, 800x1200, momo03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hey guise remind me, wheres the 200 daily moving average again?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:22:32 2018 No.9232223 File: 68 KB, 800x445, 1525294360788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buying UVXY today is like buying Amazon in 1997. Their products and vision are the future

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:23:08 2018 No.9232236 panic for Pandora

Anonymous Thu May 3 15:23:18 2018 No.9232240
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BUY CHEGG FOR MOON MISSION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:23:21 2018 No.9232241 did y'all buy shopify like I said ages ago?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 15:24:39 2018 No.9232258 kek did anyone see that FUCK HUGE red dildo on GPRO? oh boy, i can smell the money from here

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:26:04 2018 No.9232288 >>9232258 did someone leak GPRO's results ?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:26:12 2018 No.9232292 There's a benis right?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 15:27:20 2018 No.9232308 >>9232219 looks like 261.16 nice bounce today. it was looking pretty grim there for a sec

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:27:36 2018 No.9232311 File: 92 KB, 400x489, 1405277003011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9232258 IT FEELS SO GOOD Hope it plunges deeper

>>	Nami Thu May 3 15:27:43 2018 No.9232313 I want to start a Roth IRA to start saving with...what company should I use?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:28:02 2018 No.9232319 File: 147 KB, 736x855, chrome_2018-05-03_15-27-01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] remember when I literally called the exact bottom of the day and you all said I was a faggot? I remember

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:28:20 2018 No.9232324 >>9232313 >Nami tripfag What the fuck. Also Vanguard

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:28:38 2018 No.9232329 >>9232313 I just transferred everything to Tastyworks

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:29:20 2018 No.9232344 >>9232313 vanguard and fidelity are pretty comfy if you're particularly intrested in vanguard funds use vanguard because fidelity are starting to charge you to buy them

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:29:23 2018 No.9232346 >>9232329 tastyworks is nice as fuck

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 15:29:23 2018 No.9232347 File: 116 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180503-152341.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9232241 Still holding. Been holding for a fucking year. >>9232258 Holding puts. Also, SHOP making the classic Roman salute pattern.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:30:23 2018 No.9232361 >>9232319 BASED

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 15:30:48 2018 No.9232372 >>9232319 kek i wanted to, but i bit my tongue cuz i thought you were prolly right.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:31:08 2018 No.9232382 File: 29 KB, 399x385, 1512240787963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he fell for the bear meme

>>	Nami Thu May 3 15:31:19 2018 No.9232386 >>9232324 ? Thanks I'll check vanguard out >>9232344 >>9232329 Based I'll check them out

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:31:32 2018 No.9232388 >>9232372 thanks for yet another non-prediction that you're retroactively patting yourself on the back for

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 15:32:14 2018 No.9232402 File: 161 KB, 1200x630, cholombianos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck, SFS and KMT Cost me 3% Today Gotta know when to hop off. I'm on Pandora and New Link Genetics

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:32:27 2018 No.9232406 lel @ATVI Trading resumed and the stock is confused

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 15:33:12 2018 No.9232423 >>9232388 why you so salty anon? do you really think i come on here for a fucking ego trip? i come on because its fun and i like the anons here

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:33:36 2018 No.9232430 >>9232406 AAAAAAAAAAAH BOGDANOFF NO

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:33:38 2018 No.9232431 File: 1.38 MB, 1200x800, 1518010568550.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9232382 you say this every green day but then we get dumped on the next

>>	BagholderExtraAnonymous !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 15:33:52 2018 No.9232437 >>9232319 Based Spin

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:34:33 2018 No.9232453 File: 101 KB, 682x1024, DablO9WUMAANeGP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9232423 dont take the shitposts so seriously friend

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Thu May 3 15:35:03 2018 No.9232459 >>9232437 HOW DID YOU FUCKING KNOW

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:35:59 2018 No.9232474 anyone think Pandora can do well after earnings? spot got BTFO

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 15:36:16 2018 No.9232478 >>9232431 im gonna go long on the bell tomorrow desu to 265 if i can get it and >>9232388 (you) can cap that if it makes you feel fuckin special >>9232453 eh its part of the fun

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 15:38:19 2018 No.9232514 >>9232474 It's probably gonna go to $2. I have a new strategy where I try to loose money.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 15:40:40 2018 No.9232556 >>9232514 >buy hi sell lo dasitmane

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:40:45 2018 No.9232559 >>9232221 Unfortunately, the options further out get more expensive, and I got cheap instead of smart.

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Thu May 3 15:40:49 2018 No.9232561 theyre not gonna let us go green on the day

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:41:53 2018 No.9232579 File: 509 KB, 952x430, stock_market_101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9232514 >>9232556 >A kind reminder

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 15:42:38 2018 No.9232588 >>9232556 >Not Buying low and Selling Lower Get with the times Gramps

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:43:12 2018 No.9232594 does anyone have a stream of cramer that runs daily?

>>	Dividend faggot Thu May 3 15:44:10 2018 No.9232604 >>9232132 High waisted one piece suits and panty hose are two of my favorite things. Seeing them together is unusual, but totally hnnnngggg.

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Thu May 3 15:44:14 2018 No.9232606 >>9232594 http://www.livenewschat.eu/stocks/ mad money isnt until 6pm

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 15:45:40 2018 No.9232624

>>9232588
kek

>>9232559
me and bear have been trading the weeklys. theyre fun as hell. but i NEVER hold em overnight. theyre for daytrading. made 1000% on some yesterday on the FED shitpost. but if youre holding even for one night only, go with at LEAST a week. fuck theta

>>	Nami Thu May 3 15:45:59 2018 No.9232628 how do I become a millionaire by 40...I'm 26 rn with no education and autistic

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 15:46:43 2018 No.9232643 >>9232628 u cant its too late. u have to start at 25 bruh

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:46:58 2018 No.9232646 ok, I'm putting money on Pandora falling after earnings. Let's see.

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Thu May 3 15:47:06 2018 No.9232651 File: 108 KB, 750x1000, DK8iKFiUMAECkin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9232604 I understand anon

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 15:50:26 2018 No.9232714 I'm also Shorting Weight Watchers for Free Money. P/E is 50 Compared to Nutri which is ~20

>>	BagholderExtraAnonymous !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 15:50:55 2018 No.9232723 >>9232643 How do I become a millionaire by 27? I'm 30 years old and autistic?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:52:44 2018 No.9232754 cryptos lookin a lot better than this shit

>>	Nami Thu May 3 15:52:49 2018 No.9232755 >>9232643 >>9232723 stop bullying me..

>>	BagholderExtraAnonymous !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 15:53:01 2018 No.9232757 >>9232714 I wouldn't short fad diet shit on first quarter earnings. Everybody and their brother signs up for these fucks in January and they always have a huge spike in the first quarter.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:53:29 2018 No.9232768 >>9232628 do you have income, anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:54:33 2018 No.9232784 >>9232757 r u one of those people who buys Disney in the summer and sells in the winter because more people go to the parks in the summer?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 15:54:58 2018 No.9232789 >>9232755 on the real the only way to do it is to follow bagholders thesis. continually making higher and higher risk gambits with options at increasing sized positions until you are driving a lambo

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:55:05 2018 No.9232791 I still wish I could have bought Activisiion puts...

߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Thu May 3 15:55:25 2018 No.9232794
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JUST GO UP PIECE OF SHIT MARKET

THE JIG IS UP
WE KNOW YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR MONEY SOMEWHERE AND YOU ARENT RUNNING OUT TO BUY BONDS

FUCKING BUY BACK IN YOU FAGGOT INVESTMENT FIRMS

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 15:55:40 2018 No.9232797 >>9232714 30 or 40 Getting different Numbers. >>9232757 The Stock is already flying high, a lower earnings guidance will make it drop. I got Burned on NutriSystem because It was on the lower end and got a good earnings guidance.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 15:56:01 2018 No.9232804 >>9232755 for example put ALL OF YOUR MONEY on GPRO puts right now

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:56:04 2018 No.9232806 Looks like AMD made some more bag holders :^)

>>	BagholderExtraAnonymous !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 15:56:08 2018 No.9232808 >>9232755 Buy a pair of knee pads and suck 100,000 dicks for 10 dollars each. You have roughly 13 years so you're going to need to do about 22 dicks a day. I'd get to work, that's going to be like a full time job.

Anonymous Thu May 3 15:56:24 2018 No.9232815

>>9232723
Easy, invest in ChainLink and then when it reaches $1000 you spend a bit of it to preserve your body by freezing. Divide the rest into different entities that collect rent. If in the future they can bring you to life again you have enough money to buy a timemachine. When you have a timemachine you go back to before the date you were vaccinated and you don't get vaccinated and then you drop school and start working every job you can until 2009 and you buy all the bitcoin. Wait a few years and voila!

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 15:57:04 2018 No.9232829 >>9232808 kek thats gonna suck

Anonymous Thu May 3 15:57:28 2018 No.9232836
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>>9232791
I realized my mistake with GILD :
In this pic related market, certain but capped profit with limited downside is king
On ATVI, I sold covered calls and bought put

>>	Nami Thu May 3 15:57:43 2018 No.9232845 >>9232768 yeah I make like poverty level but I have 4k saved up... >>9232789 Warren buffet says gbling and day trading is dumb. >>9232808 epic

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 15:57:55 2018 No.9232850 >>9232258 NUUU plz GoPro only stock me long term hold Pls GoPro go up pls

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 15:59:33 2018 No.9232879 File: 60 KB, 800x440, _20180420_114908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9232850 Target sighted

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 15:59:57 2018 No.9232886 >>9232845 because he sux at daytrading u gotta git gud >>9232850 u have 1 minute to make ur decision

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:00:02 2018 No.9232889 ring ring ring

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Thu May 3 16:00:39 2018 No.9232898 >>9232815 ez

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:01:00 2018 No.9232905 >>9232886 >>9232850 kek nvm

>>	earnigns fag Thu May 3 16:01:08 2018 No.9232912 see ya at moon lads

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:02:06 2018 No.9232930 >>9232845 4k isn't bad. How much can you save per year? Can you improve your income?

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:02:32 2018 No.9232941 >>9232912 you on GPRO too?

>>	BagholderExtraAnonymous !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 16:02:37 2018 No.9232944 File: 20 KB, 423x327, 1524082632697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9232889 Salut?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:03:42 2018 No.9232963 >>9232941 >that last minute pump

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:04:14 2018 No.9232974 >>9232930 I mean I'm going back to school and trying to get the CompTIA and other tech certs to improve my economic value and usefulness in society.also reading a bunch just tying to get new ideas in me

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 16:04:32 2018 No.9232979 wew Pandora is Flying.

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Thu May 3 16:05:21 2018 No.9232992 oh mother fucker >TWTR tanking on news that user passwords were possibly exposed

>>	GovernmentCheese !Co.gqwdKwo Thu May 3 16:05:35 2018 No.9233000 CREG may gap up PM

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:05:38 2018 No.9233001 >>9232963 big boys buy on the bell dont think its out yet

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:05:46 2018 No.9233003 >P and GPRO mooning What the shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:06:55 2018 No.9233018 GPRO NO DIE

>>	GovernmentCheese !Co.gqwdKwo Thu May 3 16:07:46 2018 No.9233034 $TSLA needs good numbers to get back on the markets good side $SQ, $FEYE, $XPO, $SPOT, $CAR $MRO need good earnings as they have been bought up or they crack $EXEL $KHC have low expectations, lets see if they meet them

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:07:50 2018 No.9233035 >>9233003 kek ah well. lets see if it holds tomorrow. im not really that shook just yet. but seriously, wheres the ER? i cant find it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:08:41 2018 No.9233054 File: 189 KB, 646x700, 1510042058205.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PANDORA

>>	BagholderExtraAnonymous !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 16:08:50 2018 No.9233057 >>9232850 You made it!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:09:40 2018 No.9233069 OLED, holy shit balls. Buy the bounce tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:09:40 2018 No.9233070 File: 1.35 MB, 745x952, 1410246170640.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >OLED tanking I'll take it. Made a bit even with P and GPRO losses

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:10:45 2018 No.9233090 >>9233070 >Why is there pussy juice dripping out that burger brah?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:10:55 2018 No.9233093 >>9233069 Hell no MicroLED is the FUTURE

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 16:11:06 2018 No.9233096 File: 101 KB, 726x459, 1518676711869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9233054 TFW you didn't buy more on leverage

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Thu May 3 16:11:19 2018 No.9233102 >>9233069 give it 3 days

>>	earnigns fag Thu May 3 16:11:35 2018 No.9233110 >>9232941 CRC here expecting really good earnings based on MRO did

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 16:12:11 2018 No.9233126 >>9233069 I ain't touching it until it gets raped to 60

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:12:35 2018 No.9233133 GPRO what the fuck. How is this piece of shit company going up. Well, I'm done playing earnings

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:12:40 2018 No.9233135 File: 113 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180503-161155.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bought Cardinal Health on the dip today. Mooned AH. Maybe that'll unfuck my whole portfolio tomorrow.

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 16:12:53 2018 No.9233141 File: 125 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180503-161059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's no way this piece of shit will stay up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:13:12 2018 No.9233149 If I learned anything these past few weeks is that GPRO will tank shortly despite the beat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:13:31 2018 No.9233156 >>9233035 How many puts did you sell?

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 16:13:48 2018 No.9233161 File: 102 KB, 1280x720, Blushing+violently+_1cff49fdab1605ab5ab69c6270749f21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9233057 >>9232850 >>9232879 >>9232886 >that feel when Market hears your desperate begging

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:13:52 2018 No.9233164

>>9233034
>TSLA
they honestly need a new CEO. elons an ideas guy, not an executive

>>9233110
ah shit those were those div ones right? i shouldve bought some instead of GPRO puts. though i really doubt GPRO is gonna be the company that beats and actually keeps its gains

>>	The Eternal Bear !yGpeLiYA4k Thu May 3 16:14:13 2018 No.9233169 Who else has comfy puts on SPY & banks? Going to close the week red. Prepare for the dump tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:14:44 2018 No.9233178 File: 113 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180503-161336.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9233141 F

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:15:29 2018 No.9233198 >>9233156 nah i bought like 10 of em. planning on closing them at the closing bell tomorrow >>9233141 i still cant find the fucking report.

>>	BagholderExtraAnonymous !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 16:15:49 2018 No.9233204 Does rising inflation = rising bond yields?

>>	earnigns fag Thu May 3 16:16:12 2018 No.9233208 >>9233164 No clue, heard it from a co-worker when he bought the thing at $16/share said fuck it and went in on it.

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 16:16:38 2018 No.9233219 >>9233003 >>9233018 >>9233133 Has to be a short squeeze or AH black magic. >>9233135 CAH is shit. That was premarket, it'll totally stay down at market open just like GPRO is going to do. Screencap this, fagets

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:16:40 2018 No.9233220 >>9233169 I had long-term calls on banks and finally dumped them after losing 50% Every day since the earningspocolypse I was like "I should have sold that yesterday. Maybe it'll do better tomorrow"

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 16:17:14 2018 No.9233232 >>9233135 good jeb remember to sell the shit out of it and go to the next meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:17:40 2018 No.9233236 >>9233198 >i still cant find the fucking report. It was premarket this morning. There should be no action right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:17:43 2018 No.9233237 File: 339 KB, 800x800, 1496192587199.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >listening to 'Money' on Pandora while raking in cash from their earnings call https://www.pandora.com/artist/pink-floyd/the-dark-side-of-the-moon/money/TRb6X2njgvbpzPV

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:18:38 2018 No.9233249 >>9233219 GPRO will dump, we'll be fine

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 16:18:51 2018 No.9233252 >Weight watchers noooooo fuck I'm coursed

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:18:51 2018 No.9233253 >>9233236 it was AH today

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Thu May 3 16:19:33 2018 No.9233266 File: 276 KB, 1200x1200, DcCZ-ZNV4AAtVbQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not gonna lie, I lost money today but only unrealized :^) not a loss till you sell right :^))))

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:19:35 2018 No.9233268 >>9233236 there it is finally

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:19:53 2018 No.9233271 Forgot BABA is in the morning hoping for green

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:20:17 2018 No.9233276 >>9233252 >betting against WTW that stock has been up 200% in a year newsflash: nobody actually believes in that "health at any size" stuff, especially not the people who say they do

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 16:21:34 2018 No.9233294 >>9233249 >we'll be fine U fukken know it! That dumpster fire has no future! >>9233253 Robinhood said premarket, and the market dumped at open like it was.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:22:31 2018 No.9233314 File: 12 KB, 374x374, 1518718867038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GPRO and CBS beat earnings, I'll post my massive losses tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:22:57 2018 No.9233322 File: 228 KB, 730x783, 1BDEBDAE-03B7-43CA-96E3-3DE8264E5AE4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9232132 Remember to buy Twitter, SHOP, GRUB, and of course OKTA ASAP !

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 16:23:14 2018 No.9233329 File: 125 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180503-162217.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY. WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU, SENPAI

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:23:32 2018 No.9233339 >>9233034 MRO ER was yesterday, they beat expectations

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:24:27 2018 No.9233346 >>9233329 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:24:35 2018 No.9233347

>>9233294
i actually really like their hardware, just not sure of how much more room for growth they have.

guess ill just wait for tomorrow to see if i get bogged

>>9233314
dont flake out m8. look at all the really big profitable companies that dumped after a beat. im still optimistic.

but honestly, if you dont like gambling, you should probably stay away from playing ERs

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:25:06 2018 No.9233354 >>9233329 motherfucker's trying to give me a heart attack let's see this POS run down tomorrow earnings "beat" of negative 34 cents per share, fuck

>>	earnigns fag Thu May 3 16:25:10 2018 No.9233355 File: 47 KB, 1049x602, I SHOULD OF BOUGHT MORE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DID SO MUCH BETTER THAN WHAT I THOUGHT FUCK I DIDN'T PUT ENOUGH IN

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:25:41 2018 No.9233364 >>9233354 yeah and thats with tax cuts well see if the street agrees with us tomorrow

IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 16:26:19 2018 No.9233372
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>>9233276
Look at the trends it's way less searched than it used to be, that gave me my short signal.

Competition from other electronic health services/devices should of killed it.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:26:43 2018 No.9233377 >>9233355 full house trip dubs and on the right side of the beat. mememagik is reel

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Thu May 3 16:27:19 2018 No.9233394 >>9233355 is this the Robinhood for Web why the fuck dont I have access yet

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 16:27:53 2018 No.9233411 >>9233314 >GPRO and CBS beat earnings >>9233354 >earnings "beat" of negative 34 cents per share I don't give a FUCK. Earnings are still negative! Even with a positive earnings beat, shit will dump. This dumpster fire WILL burn.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:27:59 2018 No.9233414 >>9233372 thats a fucking really good idea m8 hope you dont mind if i steal that from time to time

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:28:33 2018 No.9233427 Thank God I have APPN too. I predict USO will go up significantly very soon btw. Do with that what you will.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:29:03 2018 No.9233436 >>9233394 Everybody is supposed to now. Try logging in

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 16:29:41 2018 No.9233445 >>9233414 But Sometimes it works, sometimes is doesn't.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:29:51 2018 No.9233447 >>9233427 is there any new news on israel getting ready to glass iran? i havent looked in a couple days

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:30:48 2018 No.9233462 >>9233447 it was all fake news

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:30:52 2018 No.9233464 >>9233445 yea thats everything though

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Thu May 3 16:31:33 2018 No.9233470 >>9233447 wish you would shut up about israel already

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:31:57 2018 No.9233474 >>9233447 dunno but NOC, RTN, LMT all mooned today

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:33:06 2018 No.9233497 >>9233470 based

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 16:33:07 2018 No.9233498 File: 127 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180503-163205.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT DID I SAY. WHAT DID I SAY. 2 SCOOPS FOR GRYFFINDOR!

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:33:42 2018 No.9233509 >>9233462 man i fucking hope so (though i know better). but i watched that powerpoint. you gotta admit it had some uncanny parallels to bushs WMD thang >>9233470 i would but im playing oil right now. its pretty important

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu May 3 16:34:46 2018 No.9233527 >>9233447 >>9233470 >don't worry about Israel, goy. Just buy EIS already

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:35:50 2018 No.9233541 >>9233527 hey i understand. i honestly hope no one thinks i hate israelis or anything like that. i just distrust their govt and our warhawkish alliance we have with em

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:35:56 2018 No.9233543 File: 65 KB, 632x1024, 1517962237164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >GPRO beats earnings >-.34¢ AND ITS DROPPING YES

>>	BagholderExtraAnonymous !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 16:36:45 2018 No.9233552 >>9233509 >uncanny parallels to bushs WMD thang >implying removing sadam was a bad thing The ends justify the means, never forget that.

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu May 3 16:38:08 2018 No.9233575 >>9233541 I hate Israel. I'm a rather bad goy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:38:18 2018 No.9233578 >>9232944 Allô ?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:39:05 2018 No.9233592 File: 110 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180503-153818.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kneepads, I'm sorry but it had to happen

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 16:39:49 2018 No.9233605 File: 129 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180503-163838.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] B I T C H \| L A S A G N A I T C H L A S A G N A

Anonymous Thu May 3 16:39:52 2018 No.9233606

>>9233447
It was to create leverage to renegotiate the Iran “nuke” deal. It’s been fairly quiet on their end, so I suspect they’re really weighing what to do regarding the deal and consequences for not playing ball.

So we’ll see soon what’ll happen and be able for Cast accordingly. BUT keep in mind OPEC met the Saudis, and the Saudis owe us big time (they’ve had two failed coups in the last year, one more serious than the other). So having our expressed support means a lot to them.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:40:06 2018 No.9233611 >>9233498 2 scoops 2 for 2. Congratulations on being the most sufferable tripfaggot of the day.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:40:20 2018 No.9233617 >>9233543 the perfectly efficient market just took a few minutes to remember that this company is dogshit, that's all

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu May 3 16:40:20 2018 No.9233618 File: 23 KB, 823x226, basedmurica.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] From my macroeconomics homework. The world economy truly is America's bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:41:04 2018 No.9233628 >>9233618 And don't forget the importance of USD

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:41:39 2018 No.9233637 >>9233605 I dunno what feels better. This or watching my BKS put slowly rise daily.

>>	earnigns fag Thu May 3 16:42:14 2018 No.9233648 >>9233618 but what about China? >>9233394 Seems to be random, still don't have access to Robinhood Crypto

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:42:15 2018 No.9233647 >>9233606 reminder: MBS is running Saudi Arabia now and he wants oil prices up this year. probably not good news for the Iran deal staying dealt

reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 16:42:24 2018 No.9233652
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>>9233249
GoPro the stock me bought after reading book on value investing.
If Warren Buffett was looking for new type stock to buy he would GoPro

>it universal recognizes name
>mote of patents
>EBITA solid
>greedy CEO refuses to lower price because he knows his shit is fly
>lost 200% of value

>only competition cheap Chinese knockoffs that only exist because ignore patents
Garentted 10x

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:42:30 2018 No.9233654 >>9233377 You did it twice...... Market crash confirmed

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:44:23 2018 No.9233686

>>9233575
ha i mean on one hand i get it. but all the israelis ive ever hung out with/played music with were awesome people. i really dont wish them or their families any harm. and im not gonna piss on them for wanting to defend their homes from being pushed into the sea. the whole situation is really fucking complicated and several millenia old. us goys dont truly understand to an extent

>>9233552
kek oh baggy dont bait me. i cant help it with this stuff

the ends of that war allowed extremists to have free reign over there. that blood in syria is on our hands now. and i lost a lot of buddies from highschool to that shit war, so forgive me if im a little testy on that stuff

>>9233606
word. i appreciate the well written response

>>9233654
nah that was just my magick to push GPRO down. im long on SPY at the bell tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:44:44 2018 No.9233699 This earnings season has confirmed the bear market imo

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:45:44 2018 No.9233711 File: 1.47 MB, 353x448, czech.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9233699 wew digits

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 16:46:39 2018 No.9233724 >Dat deneg Pandora Music on their earnings call SELL SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:46:46 2018 No.9233727 >>9233652 I feel like anybody who would buy a GoPro would have already bought one, they beat but are still in the hole

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu May 3 16:47:02 2018 No.9233729 >>9233648 China is 15% of world GDP. Put that in per capita and realize why murica is the best >>9233686 I'm going to go rant in /pol/ about juden war crimes now

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:47:17 2018 No.9233734 File: 56 KB, 600x426, DaisyRidley.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9233377 >>9233699 >>9233711 lmao goddamn

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:48:02 2018 No.9233750 >>9233652 I actually like their cameras, I just don't think the company has a future Maybe I'll take my profits and buy a used Hero3 off of Craigslist

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:48:04 2018 No.9233751 >>9233724 >Requires Flash to listen Really triggers me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:48:37 2018 No.9233761 testing if /biz/ filters S O Y onions boy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:48:50 2018 No.9233769 Weed was shit today. Large caps flat, small caps mildly red. I rebalanced some stuff to lower cost averages but otherwise just waiting. Are we seriously going to wait until the senate passes the bill to moon? Kinda seems like it.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 16:49:16 2018 No.9233777 >>9233751 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s5o2uWhNe8

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 16:49:26 2018 No.9233783
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>>9233637
>my BKS put
Yup. I have those too.
That bitch will burn steadily for ages. Massive layoffs were sole cause of recent profitable quarter.

>>9233611
>most sufferable
>Me
>Sufferable
It's like you enjoy the taste of autism

Now that it's AH. Did anyone else end up getting banned from stocktwits?
I finally got banned as fagettmods if I haven't said so already, which brought me to a grand total of 3 bans in 24 hours.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:49:49 2018 No.9233790 >>9233724 kek 10 minutes till it starts

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:51:26 2018 No.9233814 >>9233777 >777 Nice confirmed for tanking

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 16:51:33 2018 No.9233817 File: 15 KB, 274x328, czechem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9233734 dubs are my specialty here have some trips

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 16:53:49 2018 No.9233854 >>9233727 We gonna start seeing new type of "boomer" gopro users when they retire! Like gopro train hoppers, gopro hikers, go pro sailing Also Trump going slam China with patent tariffs!

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu May 3 16:54:06 2018 No.9233858 File: 219 KB, 464x435, 1485919848165.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9233817

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 16:55:21 2018 No.9233881
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>>9233724
>>9233751
Holy shit.
Why in the FUCK would anyone buy this after hours?
>Burning money as if they actually had a future
>Burned even more money than expected!
>Requires Flash in 2018
>SPOT IPOd
>Negative 40% for year
>Down more for the last 5
It's like the AH Robinhood users hate money.
If it's still up at open, I lied about getting out of options -- PUTS!
There's no way it'll stay up at open tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:56:19 2018 No.9233904 >>9233347 That's the problem I love gambling

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:57:13 2018 No.9233915 What about cnk?

Anonymous Thu May 3 16:58:10 2018 No.9233936

I just don't get why go pro can't make any money. Their sales aren't all that bad, but somehow they just can't keep costs under control, despite selling their products with a huge premium.

Like literally just make shit for cheaper. You only selling some small cameras, there's no way each one should cost more than $50 or so.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 16:58:38 2018 No.9233949 >>9233881 Pandora is extraordinarily undervalued when compared to spotify. honestly my opinion is music streaming is an extremely difficult business but either pandora is way undervalued or spot is way overvalued.

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 16:58:42 2018 No.9233951 >>9233750 Nuuuu! GoPro is Kodak of .... head camera things..

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 16:59:47 2018 No.9233971 >Dat NLNK Jump WEW I feel better now. Weight Watchers will burn on Open.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:00:13 2018 No.9233977 File: 105 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180503-165938.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9233951 That's a great metaphor, no sarcasm

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:02:55 2018 No.9234022 File: 163 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180503-140055.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And now that GoPro wojak can be posted. Kek.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:03:00 2018 No.9234024 pandora earning call starting now

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 17:03:01 2018 No.9234025
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>>9233949
>SPOT
>P
>"Children, children! You're both just fucking awful.".jpg
SPOT is a dumpster fire too, but a better dumpster fire in my mind, even with losses.
I'd never hold or short SPOT. I wish I knew SPOT's market cap. At least that should be higher than P's
>or spot is way overvalued
Of the two, this one is the most likely to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:03:07 2018 No.9234028 >>9233652 If they had bought DJI or released drone mounted heavy duty cameras first they would have made it huge. Honestly I don't think it's too late for them since their brand is better known.

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 17:04:03 2018 No.9234047 >>9233936 They holding out for Golden Q4 It will happen They can't lower price too much because their cameras high quality, people will only buy 3-4 GoPros over their life time.

Anonymous Thu May 3 17:04:04 2018 No.9234048

If you have less than 2k in your account and you're namefagging then you need to neck yourself, because if you'd have anything understanding worth putting a name to then you'd have at least 2k to invest with [Texas, retarded tranny, comfy(I think) anyone else I might have missed]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:04:33 2018 No.9234054 >>9233936 I doubt they actually make much of the cameras inhouse. Plus, well, it's not a consumable and there's not much progress between generations, you can't keep going like Apple.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 17:04:36 2018 No.9234055 EBOLA B O L A buy NLNK Brodas (I assume no responsibilities for any incurred losses, this is not financial advice)

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 17:05:19 2018 No.9234072 GPRO and P hadn't even done their ER call yet! Robinhood AH users truly are fucking retarded!

>>	BagholderExtraAnonymous !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 17:06:08 2018 No.9234087 >>9233951 Kodak is actually the leader in blockchain image copy writes. Maybe GoPro can do an ICO for using blockchain for video property rights and they can call it the GoCoin. It would be great for their share value.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:07:54 2018 No.9234116 >>9234087 Not to mention you would have every plebbitor completely on board for that trash as well. We should honestly make a reddit coin to sell to all of the s o y boys over there.

Anonymous Thu May 3 17:09:15 2018 No.9234137

>>9234054
That's what I hate about them. All these glorified consumer products companies trying to follow apple's footsteps and go "lel we technology provider now".

No. Go Pro, Fitbit and whatever else, at the end of the day you make electronics shit for the average consumer. Play the traditional game (grow sales, cut costs) and you will make it, but try to overvalue yourself on the tech meme hype and you will crash and burn.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:09:49 2018 No.9234143 >>9234025 >SPOT $28.43B >P $1.55B Nothin personnel

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:12:04 2018 No.9234172 >>9234137 Even Apple ended up overextending desu. I work with (and somehow for) them and they are starting to face some serious threat to their model. Compared to Samsung, they are a pretty different breed of customer.

>>	GovernmentCheese !Co.gqwdKwo Thu May 3 17:13:44 2018 No.9234197 lol LFIN being delisted so many people fucked

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:14:47 2018 No.9234211 So whats the short for tomorrow? I will probably be ok on my GPRO puts, plus I didn't have a lot on the line with that option. CBS might not be as bad as I thought. HSBC is the short i'm thinking of. Thoughts?

>>	BagholderExtraAnonymous !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 17:16:47 2018 No.9234240 >>9234211 Short gold, long oil, short bonds.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:17:01 2018 No.9234244 >>9234211 LOGI at open if it doesn't gap down. Already sold calls at 41 and 42 today.

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Thu May 3 17:24:29 2018 No.9234371 >>9234197 ahah shieeeeet

Anonymous Thu May 3 17:25:22 2018 No.9234392

>>9234240
Already balls deep in oil, i'll look into gold and I should already be short bonds, I don't know what the hell i've been thinking.
>>9234244
Why short LOGI they beat earnings convincingly? I know a lot of companies have been tanking even after good earnings, but shorting that seems crazy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:28:50 2018 No.9234445 >>9234392 Its been working for me lately with MCD, AAPL, MSFT just don't take a big position 1-2%. Plus I'm doing defined risk spreads.

>>	BagholderExtraAnonymous !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu May 3 17:28:58 2018 No.9234448 Night y'all. I'm off to get some well deserved rest.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:29:09 2018 No.9234455 >>9234197 Thank God! I've been bagholding these puts and they'll finally pay off!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:29:23 2018 No.9234460 analyst questions are so comfy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:29:41 2018 No.9234463 >>9234448 gnight

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 17:32:18 2018 No.9234501 >>9234460 We all listen to GoPro call? They ARE lowering price sounds like :D

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Thu May 3 17:34:53 2018 No.9234541 >>9234455 just curious, whats the expiration date on those what happens to options when the stock is halted at expiry???

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:36:52 2018 No.9234578 >>9234501 but I thought high prices was one of their benefits :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:37:00 2018 No.9234581 Can somebody explain what /smg/ means when they talk about big red/green dildos? Obviously the color is whether it is up or down but what gives the dildo its shape? A candle? Shape on a line chart?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:37:53 2018 No.9234607 >>9234581 yeah they're just talking about a single candle that's really long

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:39:59 2018 No.9234642 >>9234581 >>9234607 also it usually rapes you in the ass if you have margins

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 17:42:45 2018 No.9234694 File: 340 KB, 650x600, 36f62f2e5bd258ecb2e05075f82b3b88.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9234578 Me obviously not into marketing :p

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:44:17 2018 No.9234729 >>9234541 I think I read on reddit that robinhood basically said fuck off you can't exercise or sell these options they'll just expire

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:46:44 2018 No.9234754 >>9234729 If people bought options after the stock was halted, quite honestly they deserve to lose all of their money.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 17:58:47 2018 No.9234958 File: 87 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20180503-175357.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9232132 Do you guys think I look okay?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:01:36 2018 No.9235006 File: 385 KB, 449x493, 1510459209738.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw $400 a month in dividends >tfw literally free neetbux

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:03:32 2018 No.9235040 File: 56 KB, 480x854, Screenshot_2018-05-03-18-01-14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9234754 >been bagholding OIL calls since mid April >gets delisted Can I still cash out soys?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:04:15 2018 No.9235054 263, impeccable.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:06:37 2018 No.9235084 File: 82 KB, 480x352, AndreSasquatch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9235006 I'm making like $6/day with masternodes. About $25/day with NEO. I'm going make it boys

>>	߷ !SPIN6yJzoU Thu May 3 18:11:27 2018 No.9235149 >>9235040 it says you can right there in the image

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 18:12:18 2018 No.9235160 >>9234143 >Nothin personnel I don't believe any conflicting statements have been made based off the info that have been made so far. I could totally see SPOT going down, but I could also see P going down with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:12:43 2018 No.9235164 File: 1.73 MB, 209x213, 1516321450504.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9235084 >Invests in shitcoin >posts about it in a stock general >I'm going to make it boys No, no you aren't.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:13:21 2018 No.9235169 >>9235006 That's a comfy-looking Pepe.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:13:52 2018 No.9235184 >>9235040 Sure, check and see how many bids are out there for that option kek.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:14:06 2018 No.9235191 File: 36 KB, 381x353, 1525342710844.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that 30 year old boomer who's investing in stocks

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:15:30 2018 No.9235211 >>9235191 >30 year old >boomer I swear each generation is exponentially getting dumber.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:16:54 2018 No.9235232 File: 2.48 MB, 480x359, sasquatch tree.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9235164 I also got 10K shares of Clinuvel but you fags are too stupid to understand that one.

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 18:18:41 2018 No.9235257

>>9234958
>SHOP, FB, GOOGL
Yes.
>That other shit
Literally who?

>>9235054
If it dumps again tomorrow, I would not be surprised, but it really does seem to be pushing its limits right now for how low it's willing to go, based off the last 3 months
If it hits about 257, I'm dumping on TQQQ or SPXL.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:20:16 2018 No.9235286 >>9235232 Hey what is the new box meal at taco bell going to be this month kiddo? If you don't know would you please ask your manager for me?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:23:15 2018 No.9235327 File: 786 KB, 1512x2016, 1523043679596.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9235286 You mean the $5 Chalupa Box. Shit is the bomb

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:24:20 2018 No.9235347 >>9235164 I looked up NEO on finviz and was like 'this nigger has a $25/day system trading one meme tier smallcap?'

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu May 3 18:25:12 2018 No.9235360 >>9235006 I want one of those plush dolls so freaking bad

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:26:32 2018 No.9235382 File: 903 KB, 300x200, 1513635201011.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9235327 kek well played >>9235347 Larping is one of the oldest pastimes of coinfags

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:27:54 2018 No.9235402 >>9235347 NEO pays a GAS dividend for holding it. No work required.

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu May 3 18:28:45 2018 No.9235417 >>9235402 >NEO >chink tier ETH

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:30:56 2018 No.9235458 >>9235402 I looked up the ticker symbol for NeoGenomics because this is the stockmarket thread which is why I was confused. I don't give a fuck about cryptomemes.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:31:42 2018 No.9235469 File: 45 KB, 477x500, neocat4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9235417 IDK, I traded 50 ETH for 2400 NEO last summer. It worked out well

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:32:14 2018 No.9235476 >>9235458 Coinfags pop in here every once in awhile to shit post, it's always a good time.

Anonymous Thu May 3 18:34:44 2018 No.9235516
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>>9235458
You should look at Clinuvel if you want a 2-3 year hold. It's a no debt biotech that is about to get FDA approval. They are already distributing a product in Europe. They currently focus on a niche market but have plans to expand into Vitiligo treatments. It will be a triple digit stock.

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu May 3 18:34:54 2018 No.9235519 File: 5 KB, 250x123, 1486781402680s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9235469 >I'm a bitter past-coiner who wasted his money on shitcoins instead of getting on the NEO bandwagon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:39:05 2018 No.9235604 >>9235191 >he buys imaginary coins over actual equity in up and coming companies like TVIX corp and UVXY inc. you're never gonna make it anon

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:40:48 2018 No.9235637 >>9235604 Not to mention TVIX is not only going to be one of the biggest crypto trading platforms soon, but they are making their own coin, vixcoin.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:57:59 2018 No.9235925 >>9233647 What’s MBS? I can’t think of what that is. >>9233686 Always. Don’t forget to buy SHOP, GRUB, OKTA, and of course Twitter!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 18:59:10 2018 No.9235946 >>9235257 Probably hit 264 first before the drop off.

>>	reluctant kneepad girl Thu May 3 19:04:48 2018 No.9236044 >>9235637 Me TA say TVIX LITTERALLY going be 10k in future

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:06:28 2018 No.9236069 >>9236044 Based TVIX, such an underrated company.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:08:09 2018 No.9236096 >>9236044 At the latest EOY

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 19:17:34 2018 No.9236275 >>9236044 My TA is telling me that a hostile takeover is imminent for TVIX. The parent company will be TSLA, hoping to corner the market on volatility. Elon Musk left a hint about this in his earnings call.

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Anonymous Thu May 3 19:20:10 2018 No.9236310

>>9234541
Mine expire June 15

You can exercise a put when a stock is halted. If you don't own the shares, you'll have a short position. Except, RH doesn't allow short positions so they'll tell you to get fucked

But if this goes OTC, I think I'll be okay

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:22:09 2018 No.9236357 File: 308 KB, 492x419, autism.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.biospace.com/article/merck-and-newlink-s-ebola-vaccine-leads-the-pack-in-offering-longest-protection/ Here is some PR for New Link.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:22:52 2018 No.9236377 >>9232258 Good. I'm short 50 shares because I'm a poorfag

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 19:29:41 2018 No.9236480 >Switched my cryptonight Miners to ETN >It's up 30% based fake money

Anonymous Thu May 3 19:35:01 2018 No.9236573
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Check it out lads, the Yangon Stock Exchange.

Opened in 2016, it's the world's smallest stock exchange.

It's only index is the MYANPIX, Myanmar's 5 largest companies. It has a market cap of just $440 million USD.

https://ysx-mm.com/mktdata/market-summary/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:43:20 2018 No.9236697 >>9236044 Could you post it? Asking for a friend.

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 19:50:35 2018 No.9236800 File: 59 KB, 712x707, 1518901433250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Pandora 6.24 After hours

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 19:51:15 2018 No.9236807

>>9236573
>For 440M USD, you can do a hostile take over of another country's entire economy
>There are people worth billions of dollars
>For 440M USD, you can own a country, just lay everybody off, and basically burn that shit to the ground
>There are meme-y, dying start-ups like Pandora in the US with a bigger market cap than that
>TFW you will never be able to perform a hostile takeover of another country's economy just to burn it to the ground like some kind of Sim City shit

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 19:54:08 2018 No.9236866 >>9236800 There's no fucking way that P will still be up at open tomorrow. If it is, I'm buying puts. Screencap this.

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 19:56:09 2018 No.9236900

ha GPRO is down a percent on a beat. i cant wait to see how many people jump ship ASAP to avoid getting bogged. im not even gonna have to sit around for too long

>>9236573
damn. its impervious to absolutely everything. look at that shit. it didnt budge for anything. we should all just go over there and sell ICs for infinite money

>>9236807
its myanmar. i dont know for sure, but i assume their currency is nearly worthless. $110M USD per company aint bad all things considered

what was that one company that had a marketcap of $40k that someone was shilling on here?

>>	IllegalAlien !PpNzKhAKto Thu May 3 19:56:27 2018 No.9236905 >>9236866 all you had to do was look at the options. People are betting serious cash on this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:56:40 2018 No.9236907 >/biz/ is this butthurt that Pandora is doing well

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 19:59:23 2018 No.9236953 >>9236907 I'm more butthurt about APRN than P gonna hold out to expiry and see where both go.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:05:53 2018 No.9237057 File: 44 KB, 750x1000, flat,750x1000,075,t.u1[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I cash my $500 out of Robinhood and go hard alt-crypto

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 20:06:48 2018 No.9237070

>>9236900
>one company that had a marketcap of $40k
I've been the CEO of a company with a market cap higher than that. We weren't even incorporated, and we didn't even have a dime of revenue.
I just did a presentation on basically a dank meme that I hadn't even written code for.
A VC guy running an accelerator approached me at the end -- gave me an offer of somewhere between 10k for 10% and 20k for 5%.
I said no, a week later he doubled it, I said no again.

>>	2 scoops !!L8LjJK1a8im Thu May 3 20:09:23 2018 No.9237119 >>9236905 >look at the options. Is it a short squeeze? If there's more puts than calls, it's a short squeeze and I will injects 1000s into my account to buy puts on that shit.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 20:10:11 2018 No.9237131 >>9236905 >>9237119 what expiry? im not seeing too much volume. more on the put side though

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 20:12:33 2018 No.9237170 >>9237057 No. Alt crypto has no future. Also, you can trade crypto in Robinhood -- with no transaction fees -- so I doubt you even have an account and you just came here to shill. Get the fuck off /smg/, shill

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:13:56 2018 No.9237191 >>9237170 I've had an account for 2 years. I live in Illinois so no crypto. I do ok. But I hunger.

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 20:15:08 2018 No.9237216

>>9237131
>what expiry?
The first available or the one that Robinhood recommends, for checking short squeeze
If you mean which I'd take, probably 8/17 or later
>more on the put side though
/SHORT SQUEEZE/
Same shit happened to DRYS in November of 2016. Pumped over 30% in a single day.

Anonymous Thu May 3 20:21:53 2018 No.9237331

>>9237191
>But I hunger.
If you are literally hungry, do NOT into crypto.
If you mean hunger for volatility, check out 3X ETFs like TQQQ, SPXL-SPXU, SOXL, JNUG-JDST, TVIX, TECL, LABU

If that's still not enough
>options
>biotech firms
>penny stocks

If that's still not enough
>shortest term options
>shortest term options on 3X ETFs
>Scan Yahoo finance for highest "beta" (volatility) values

If that's still not enough
>Same day far OTM options
>lottery tickets
>Russian roulette

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 20:22:09 2018 No.9237335

>>9237216
so you think it was shorts covering after hours? why the fuck would they do that? im sure they would get a better exit after some people take profit.in the morning and thats provided it doesnt just collapse entirely like all the other winners

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:25:22 2018 No.9237378 >>9237331 Yeah. You're right. I'm just steamed that I lost 30% of my portfolio this week and want to throw a tantrum like ababy. Rome wasn't built in a day and neither will my empire

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 20:26:33 2018 No.9237389

>>9237335
Idk man, but that company is a dumpster fire.
Why the fuck was CAH briefly up AH? You saw it go back down.
AH is not accurate sometimes imo. Remember how so many tech firms beat, rose AH, then dumped at open? Same will happen here.
There is NO reason for that fiery sack of shit to be proud of itself though.

>>	2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 20:28:40 2018 No.9237423 File: 105 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180327-150638.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9237378 Here's my worst day.

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 20:29:05 2018 No.9237431

>>9237331
>Same day far OTM options
im telling you, so long as there is a lot of option activity, those things are awesome for a leg down. i traded 20 of those on SPY yesterday from .02 to .20

dont knock em till you tried it. just make sure theres a lot of option volume and open interest so you can off it, and make sure youre not holding right before the bell.

>>9237389
who am i kidding. theyre probably fucked. i had absolutely no idea anyone used that shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:31:35 2018 No.9237466 >>9237423 Sucks man.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:33:53 2018 No.9237510 >>9236807 Burma is a dictatorship, not some bullshit lazziez-faire neoliberal democracy. You can show up there with the money and they won't let you do it

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 20:34:25 2018 No.9237519

>>9237431
>dont knock em till you tried it
I can't handle 1 week options.
I'm not gonna try same day options, at least unless I take a week off for vacation so I can actually be glued to my screen and properly day trade it. You have a lot more time on your hands than me.

>>9237431
>i had absolutely no idea anyone used that shit
I did in HS. It's alright. I use SPOT now though, and they do provide some of the same features, the features it replicates from P aren't as well known as they are on P though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:36:07 2018 No.9237544 >>9236807 the Virgin takeover vs the Chad guerrilla war

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 20:38:08 2018 No.9237577

>>9237466
It's from calling FB's dip too early. Same shit happened to some of those who shorted the housing market back around 2007.
Iron hands, dude.

>>9237510
>You can show up there with the money and they won't let you do it
So their stock market is for pretendsies? Do the companies even give out dividends?

>>9237544
>the Virgin takeover
:^)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:43:49 2018 No.9237660 >>9237577 Happened to my brother too. I just don't know where I'll get the money without wagecucking.

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 20:44:10 2018 No.9237665

>>9237423
i lost a similar amount on volpocolypse. i had a bunch of options to short vol because that was the only vol trade worth doing back then. and i had trailing stops at like 10% on most of my positions. didnt think they would ALL fucking do it. AMRS was the only one that was just fucking fine, so that was my only position for a while.

>>9237519
you only hold them for a couple candles right at the beginning or end of the day. i try to keep myself to only one or two trades of them on wed and fri. its a lot of fun. trust your indicators to tell you its a reversal. say you get some for like .05 and it has a delta of 10, thats 100% ROI in 50cent move on SPY (which is fuckin nuthin). just check your greeks, open interest and volume and only try this on the SPY or something super liquid (maybe AAPL or some other popular equities)

just give it a shot if you got like 100 bucks you wanna burn. theyre lucrative as fuck

The Eternal Bear !yGpeLiYA4k Thu May 3 20:45:56 2018 No.9237687
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>>9237510
>Not financing rebels/mercenaries with your monopoly gains
>Not using said private army to perform a coup
>Not installing a puppet government
>Not granting a 'generous' amount of land to officers, statesmen to setup a controlled aristocracy
>Not then establishing a centralized bank to get a cut of every bead of sweat perspired in the country you now control

It's like you want to be poor

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 20:47:50 2018 No.9237709 >>9237510 >You can show up there with the money and they won't let you do it lemme tell you what, you go to a third world country and wave around some USD, theyll let you do whatever the fuck you want

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:49:40 2018 No.9237730 >>9237665 Dont do it over 100, thats how I lost 300 this week.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:51:02 2018 No.9237743 These USO options brehs. Tempted to take a big position on them.

Anonymous Thu May 3 20:52:21 2018 No.9237763

>>9237660
>where I'll get the money without wagecucking.
>wagecucking
Do you have a McJob or a career?
Are you a NEET?
I have a solid career and I just like gambling this shit.
My portfolio used to be at 66%, but it's not doing nearly as well anymore as I might be leading some to believe

>>9237665
>volpocolypse.
I thankfully only lost the $500 that I put in VIX. I thankfully had made about $500 off it over the previous year and kept reducing my exposure to it

>>9237665
>some for like .05 and it has a delta of 10, thats 100% ROI in 50cent
Holy shit.
And yeah, I would only do it with scratch-offs money.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 20:57:02 2018 No.9237834 >>9237763 I graduate uni in 2 weeks. Then I start hunting for a job. Might be 4 months before I see an income. Do you really just like gambling or are you working towards a revenue stream?

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 20:59:43 2018 No.9237884

>>9237730
imo theres really no need if youre giving yourself adequate leverage. its pretty fucking easy to make like $50 in a minute or two, and not too much harder to make $100. if you totally blow it (ie pretty much zerod out), you can always just set a reasonable limit and hope it pops through there before close. ive gotten out of totally LIQ'd positions by accident like this after walking away in frustration

>>9237763
yeah its fun. im doing it tomorrow. gonna go long (provided poor SPY is feeling better tomorrow, she went thu a lot today) and then short on the reversal (looking at the 20SMA at like 265). if i blow the first one, i stop, but its fucking sick when you nail both of em

>>9237834
kek were on /biz/
were ALL degenerate gamblers

2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu May 3 21:07:17 2018 No.9237989

>>9237834
>Do you really just like gambling or are you working towards a revenue stream?
I was looking for growth. My roommate sold me on at least buying SPY by saying inflation kills your savings, and I had taken courses on accounting and finance... The "preserve earnings" mentality eventually switched to the growth.
My goal has never been for my portfolio gains to replace my career though, unless I am successful with my ideas for algorithmic trading... But even then I'd still be doing what my current job is, just with my own money and with stock data.

>>9237884
>provided poor SPY is feeling better tomorrow
I'm feeling it may go parabolic.
Current sentiment is ripe for some bog activity

>>9237884
>we're ALL degenerate gamblers
This.
I was half joking...

>>	GovernmentCheese !Co.gqwdKwo Thu May 3 21:08:24 2018 No.9238001 >>9237834 nigga i stock trade to never work for the white man ever again probably be able to go full time next year, not having to worry about a fucking 9 to 5 in my late twenties is going to be awesome

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:10:51 2018 No.9238029 >>9237834 I used to play video games when I was bored at work and nobody was looking, now I gamble on the stonk market instead, it's more fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:14:35 2018 No.9238086 >>9238001 That's the dream nigga. I've got to earn capital somewhere though. >>9238029 I will undoubtedly do this

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 21:21:14 2018 No.9238153

>>9238086
>>9238001
just literally do the same thing you do on here with the rest of your life. find shit that people are selling and buying, buy it cheap, and flip it for more online somewhere. ive made rent so many times doing this shit with things like guitars, and hipster shit like records etc.

ive known chicks who do this crap with clothes. the possibilities are endless

Anonymous Thu May 3 21:25:03 2018 No.9238202

Some help please.
I have 800k€ invested in investment banks.

ROI in the past 2 years had achieved 7%, and now it's at 4%.

Do you guys recommend taking the money out and investing on my own or % wise it's good enough?

I have fiscal incentives where if I my investment exceeds 8 years, I only pay 11% in taxes instead of 28%.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 21:25:50 2018 No.9238210 >>9238202 euro banks?

>>	(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ Thu May 3 21:29:10 2018 No.9238265 >>9238202 Buy CARV

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:29:26 2018 No.9238267 >>9238210 yeah, bank in my country. incentive is done through an insurance policy.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:31:53 2018 No.9238290 >>9238265 whats that

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 21:32:44 2018 No.9238299

>>9238202
with 800k (thats like a mill USD right? i cant remember and the dollar has been moving a lot) you could push midcaps around for fun m8. take a little out and learn the ropes.

7% is pretty shit. you could take like 500k out and put it in hi div REITs (a lot are over 10%) and get better yields than that (idk if you have a US broker or can trade US directly but look up REITs, with 500k in those things you could make like 10k a quarter if the stock stays flat)

>>9238267
im spooked by a lot of these euro banks. i hope to god its not DB, they look like a zombie right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:37:38 2018 No.9238362 GPRO just hemorrhaging OH LORD I wasn't expecting tomorrow to be fun!

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 21:40:19 2018 No.9238402 >>9238202 >>9238267 now that im thinking about it 7% on 800k would feel pretty nice, but like i said, a lot of those euro banks look ROUGH right now. >>9238362 kek the ST is hilarious right now

Anonymous Thu May 3 21:41:14 2018 No.9238411

>>9238202
Is that per year?

I'd just leave it. You don't want to fuck yourself up for life. Where it's at is probably Good Enough, which is all you need when you have that much.

The people that risk everything on meme options are people who have nothing, so they have really nothing to lose.

>>	teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 21:41:57 2018 No.9238426 >>9238411 it seriously depends on what bank it is. some of those euro banks look ready to implode

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:44:22 2018 No.9238456 >>9238426 Leaving it wherever it's at isn't gonna screw him in like 99.999999% of scenarios.

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 21:47:36 2018 No.9238491

>>9238411
and dont tell me that 100k of that in some good REITs yielding 12% would definitely increase his returns. 7% a shit and 4% is like halfway to a savings account. fuck, if he waits a little while for a couple months he could probably buy treasuries that will beat THAT

im not saying he should dump everything. but with careful longterm investment and research i know damn well he could beat what hes got, for roughly the same risk (provided hes not actively trading).

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:50:46 2018 No.9238522 File: 109 KB, 552x905, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9238402 Holy shit this is too good

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:51:51 2018 No.9238541 Going to stir the ST pot and let it simmer while I sleep. Night dudes, we hunt gains tomorrow!

Anonymous Thu May 3 21:54:40 2018 No.9238575

>>9238299
yeah, that's what I have invested right now in the "normal" market, I have the rest in crypto.

7% / 2 years, so that's around 3% / year.
There have been some good years, with 10% ROI / year, but I started investing less than 2 years ago.

>hi div REITs
I have no idea what those are. but from a quick google search, my country has no tax framework for REIT's, also I don't know where to find them.

>DB
It's not deutsche bank.

>>9238402
Well, I'm using the banks as a "middleman", they actually invest around in index funds, ETF's, etc. So the money is not with them. They just take a 1% commission fee to do all the work for me.
It's been close to 3%/year at the moment.

>>9238491
Where can I buy those and read more about them?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 21:57:01 2018 No.9238599 >>9238202 Take out 50k and trade don't fuck your life up

>>	Anonymous Thu May 3 22:16:28 2018 No.9238867 Futures are dumping, what happen?

teh profit !1HSeHmYKrU Thu May 3 22:17:50 2018 No.9238882
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>>9238599
this
50k is peanuts really, to him, and he could easily outperform 3% a year

>>9238575
>I have the rest in crypto.
m8 if you can trade crypto, you can trade stocks (theyre way less manipulated and hype driven)

>I have no idea what those are. but from a quick google search, my country has no tax framework for REIT's, also I don't know where to find them.
real estate investment trusts
theyre basically baskets of land/mortgages/loans etc that yield a percentage (a lot around or more 10% a year). i only reccomended them because theyre bullish under rising FED rates and the yields dwarf what youre gettin (but i wouldnt put ALL my shit in them)

>Where can I buy those
im pretty sure foreign investors can buy US bonds (idk about tax situation for foreigners tho, sorry)

>read more about them?
check pic related
go to the /pdf/ thread and look up the book "bond market analysis and strategies" by frank fabozzi (or i suppose you could just buy the book, but its there for free if ya wnat it). its definitely more than you need to know in order to invest a little in bonds, but its a good reference for all types of fixed income investments.

just wait a little while for the FED to raise rates a little more. this will jack up the yield curve and youll be able to get pretty decent yields (theres also corporate bonds, but idk if its as easy for foreigners)

>>	GovernmentCheese !Co.gqwdKwo Thu May 3 22:27:07 2018 No.9239025 >>9238882 Damn dropping some good advice mane

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