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No matter how rich I get I always steal parmesan cheese. It's too fucking expensive and small enough to pocket.

>> No.9151652

>>9151626
Thanks just shoplifted 100k

>> No.9151678

>>9151652
Thanks I just made 100k of these comments

>> No.9151696

>>9151678
uhh I-I ju..100k

>> No.9151712

I also never buy toilet paper. You can literally get it anywhere for free. Library, from work, public school, gas station. I wonder how thess tp businesses are even still in business. I think the last time I bought toilet paper was in 205? 2014 maybe

>> No.9151823

>>9151712
some people earn more than $1 per hour, for them to waste time going around and stealing toilet paper is literally wasting money

>> No.9151857

>>9151712
Or just use a bidet or tap if ghetto, 100% cleaner and girls might even be down to eat yo ass

>> No.9151863

>>9151712
Stealing 1-ply toilet paper touched by the homeless with shit covered fingers. No thanks, i like to avoid ass rashes and ecoli. Ill just stick to my costco 24 pack.

>> No.9151896

Same with anchovies. Shit is just too expensive for such a small quantity.

>>9151712
Used to do this when i was poor. Are you poor anon?

>> No.9151944

>>9151712
I assumed street shitters used random garbage found nearby. You learn something new every day!

>> No.9151996

>be poorfag, start working out while high on /fit/
>nearby supermarket has a salad bar but with shit like beans and eggs, loads of 10/10 carbs and protons, you pay per box
>grab the Large box, fill it to the brim
>dodge cashiers, go to those self-payment machines
>pay for medium like the cunning Machiavelli I am since these shitboxes can't tell the difference between those sizes
>still do that 8 years later now that I'm far less poor, /fit/ and balls deep in cryptos
irredeemable.jpg

>> No.9152692

>>9151996
Until 1 day cashier asks to check your receipt and items. Your days of crime are numbered. You can do this in the supermarket on self checkout with veggies too. Just label all fruits and veggies as something super cheap like onions and walk away.

>> No.9152935

>>9151996
Lmao

>> No.9153047

no matter how rich I get I always steal memes. It's too fucking hard to make them and it's easy enoug to repost them on reddit and 9gag

>> No.9153100

>>9151712
That stuff is all total garbage. Do you also use it to mop up the blood from your ravaged ass crack?

>> No.9153151

>>9151626
I think this might be the best thing I've ever seen on biz. I never pay for expensive ass cheese either. I rack everything I can of value and pay for the cheap shit like vegetables

>> No.9153304

>>9153151
If you stay here long enough you'll pick up some great ideas. Obviously storing piss and using it around the house is a bad idea, but I never found the idea of dedicating a few tea towels to use as toilet paper to be such a terrible idea.
You give them a seperate wash each week and they're insanely more comfortable than tp. Literally saving money week to week through the use of a "joke" idea on biz. Pretty impressive desu

>> No.9153337

>>9151626
Agreed m8

I do the same thing with salami, that shit is so expensive and you can tell them it's your cock of they ask whats in your pants.

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>>9153304