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9122823 No.9122823 [Reply] [Original]

>Hmmmm I see here it says your last position was a "self-employed Blockchain Asset Manager" Want to tell me a little bit more about that?

>> No.9122851
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100x LEVERAGE SHORT UP MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.9122865

>Mad gain brah
>70k linkyh brah
>I can hook you up with some brah

>> No.9122924

Man I really wanna go to an interview just so I can laugh out loud when they propose my wage

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>>9122823
>"not only asset manager but fund security portfolio protection specialist."
>"wait is this a wagecuck job?"
>tips fedora
>"only faggots wagecuck senpai"
>*teleports out of bulding"

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>>9122924
I did this at my old job (abercrombie), they gave me a 5 cent raise and I burst out laughing. They were serious and concerned that I didn't appreciate the raise.

>> No.9122996

>>9122981
you should have unironically asked for more

worst case you get fired and you can find something better

>> No.9123139

>>9122996
The hours sucked, one week you'd have 32 hours, the next 15 and they're all random hours, no set schedules for anyone but the main two managers. A pay raise wouldn't have helped with their shit scheduling.

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>>9122823
Thats a great question....

>> No.9123208

>>9122823
me- Yeah, uhh. I basically sat in my room for like 2 years buying crypto assets that people made some pretty fresh memes about, 20x ROI in my first 12 months, dude.

him- Wow, thats pretty cool, dood. Welcome aboard, you're handling all our money now.