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Boom you wake up as a millionaire what is the first thing you should do?

>> No.9118806

go all in on LINK

>> No.9118813

Buy gold

>> No.9118814

Check what happened to my billion dollars

>> No.9118817

>>9118779
Buy a car for sleeping in. Then go all-in on Link.

>> No.9118818

hookers, weed, champagne
spend a few hours with a couple hotties
some travel
then settle down and spend some time figiring out how to invest it so i never have to worry about work again. and a motorcycle

>> No.9118833

>>9118779
Trade & invest. $1m isn’t that much. Secure my retirement.
If $10m now we’re getting somewhere. Trade and invest. Buy real estate. Become an annoying landlord, collect rent, wear wife beaters.

>> No.9118841

>>9118779
what I do every day since I became one, open /biz/ and /r/cryptocurrency , twitter, and spread fud and fomo

>> No.9118890
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9118890

I would do following:

>Buy new expensive clothes
>Hire a personal trainer that has trained Hollywood actors
>Hire a personal chef
>Hire a team of doctors and advanced hospital equipment
>Charter a private jet to Norway
>Buy pic related house deep in a Norwegian forest
>I would spend all day lifting/eating

>> No.9118919

>>9118779
pat myself on the back.
then continue

>> No.9118937

>>9118890
>he thinks a million dollars will go that far

>> No.9118960

>>9118779
go all in on link

>> No.9118979

>>9118814
This.

>> No.9118995

>>9118890
You're gonna need 100 MM minimum, friend

>> No.9119007

>>9118890
That house alone is more than one million

>> No.9119038

>>9118890
why would you need expensive clothes in a forest?
why would you need a chef if you live in a forest, alone, with nothing to do
Why would you need to lift if you live in a forest?
Why would you need to live past 100 years if you live alone in a forest?

>> No.9119040

>>9118779
1m net legally in my bank account would be great. but it would not change my life.
lifechanger would be 3m net.

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>>9118890
Almost right
>buy all the shit I need to flex
>Hire cameraman
>show people how I live my life
>sell thousand dollar courses on how I got rich
>get even richer
>sip margaritas in the seychelles all day

>> No.9119073

>>9118779
Go back to sleep.

>> No.9119080

>>9118818
Pretty much this but probably for like a year. I’m gona be fucking escorts 3x a day until I get bored

>> No.9119113

Pay our mortgage. Buy a new car.

What's left after that goes 10% back to crypto, 40% to hedge funds, 50% to long term funds split 25/25 for my daughters. They can cash out when they're 18 and do whatever they wish. That's all the money they will ever receive as a gift from me, so I'll hope they invest them wisely.

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I'd buy a comfy house that's removed from towns and cities and install a home gym. Work a part-time job and train to win competitions. Life would be comfy. I'd shoot guns and ride my motorcycle often too.

>> No.9119123

dont tell anyone.
buy the dip

>> No.9119127

>>9118779
Take a pee, drink coffee, shitpost in 4chan

>> No.9119146

>>9119113
maybe reserve that money for university instead of giving it to them outright?

That's what my parents did - they cut me off the moment I walked for my graduation but offered to give me a substantial military subsidy for college from my dad. But I pay for everything else.

>> No.9119164

>>9119146

No need. Education is free here. I'd rather see them investing in real estate.

>> No.9119178

>>9118779
think about how i can turn it into $2m

>> No.9119187

>>9119146
only if your daughter has been well raised to resist indoctrination. todays universities are a propaganda mindfield. which is a pun on minefield i just came up with. damn im hilarious

better off telling her to marry a good man with a decent job and raise some kids but whatever

>> No.9119247

>>9119187
>todays universities are a propaganda mindfield
That's absolutely correct - I'd have probably fallen for this too if I wasn't so autistic. Even my CS classes seem to weave social justice into it somehow. It's quite annoying how all I want ot do is learn about coding but instead first we have to learn about "women in programming" or "minorites and internet access" or some bullshit. Just let me code. I already know how but I need that slip of paper that says I can.

>>9119164
>socialism
not even once

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>>9118779
I'd check /biz/ do some frogposting and ask if we are goin' to make it

>> No.9119339

>>9119247
that kinda victim shit just keeps a brother down if anything
kanye gets it
>kanye gets it
lol what a timeline when i can say that unironically

>> No.9119342

>>9118779
Escorts and drugs

>> No.9119372

>invest in a lazy portfolio
>cash out 100k/yr
>live comfy

>> No.9119389

>>9119146
Why do white people hate their kids so much that they feel the need to cut off support for them at 18?

>> No.9119399

Transfer all the money that I'm not using to crypto currency, quit my current job and start working from home on my personal projects

>> No.9119413

>>9119389
Beacuse they love their kids and want to teach them how to work ,earn they're own money and live life by themselfs without needing anyone

>> No.9119440
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>>9118779
>Buy a meal
>Buy a used Jeep unlimited
>move out of nowhere and go to college
>spend everyother weekend laying by my jeep alone at the beach
>maybe buy a used ninja 650
>probably put a lot of it into ETH
Never tell anyone around my age how much I'm worth so maybe I'll find a genuine friend.

Thanks /biz/

I like your motorcycle aesthetic btw OP, sadly my only ride is a gs500f I got when I was 18 because it was all I could afford to get from A to B for 1400$>>9118779
Insurance is 130$ a year for liability

>> No.9119450

>>9119187
>todays universities are a propaganda mindfield
They always have been, it's nothing new. You're just today's version of counterculture complaining about how shit your professors and fellow students are just like the hippies complained about consevatives in the 60s, hegelians complained about traditionalists in the 19th century, whigs complained about tories in the 18th, rationalists complained about the aristotelians in the 17th, etc.
Just like people a hundred years ago could manage to profit off university education in spite of being drowned in ideology gone stale, so will your kids. Exposure to different ideas is fundamental to developing critical thinking, if you keep yourself in your echo chamber you won't go anywhere.

>> No.9119468

>>9119389
They have to start taking care of themselves at some point. My goal is to get my kids to adulthood debt-free, they’ll be far more marriageable even though they’re already 99%+ white.

>> No.9119476

>>9119389

Because my white kids need to learn how to make it on their own, rather than the sand niggers and somali/african subhuman trash here who live on social support.

>> No.9119488

>>9119413
i agree
but a better approach would be to let the kid work for a few years earning money to build an investment. so he doesnt leave the house with nothing walking directly into a paycheque to paycheque existance with nothing saved or invested.

>>9119389
what you fail to realize is that theyre usually not getting kicked out. they want to leave and are now legally allowed to do so. so they do.

>> No.9119517

>>9119389
>Why do white people
I've literally never met white kids that got cut off at 18 for "character building". They either came from poor families that couldn't afford to keep supporting them or they got kicked out in a non amicable way.
The vast majority of my white fellow students in college kept being supported by their parents until they got a job after graduation.

>> No.9119541

>>9119450
theyre not getting exposed to different ideas. the establishment narrative is broadcast 24/7 in all news media and television programs. but i appreciate your point. what i dont think you understand is who is behind this modern narrative and how this is not an organic situation of natual progress.

im not doubting profit, thats not my point. but if the kid youre sending to school isnt prepared for it, he wont just leave with potential to make money, he will leave with a head full of ideas designed to send us straight into a brave new world (aldous huxley reference)

>> No.9119587

>>9118779
Go back to bed

>> No.9119600

>>9119389
failure detected

>> No.9119605

>>9119073
This is the only correct answer here

>> No.9119634

>>9118833

Oh my god can you imagine how great it would be to literally wear a wifebeater and collect rent. Especially if you rented high-end places. Just to rub it in people’s faces that they’re paying you to do nothing. I’d deliberately make mustard stains on the shirt.

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>>9118779
>Buy land
>Grow Olive trees
>Harvest and seell olive oil
>Buy fertiliser
>Make bomb from online instructions
>Dig hole in the ground
>Get into hole
>Put device near my head for quick death
>Blow my self up

>> No.9119701

I would take 900k and invest it into a safe mutual fund. Take 50k, buy an old RV, a new laptop, and go to the Rockies. live a comfy life /out/ life with my buddy for a few years in my youth while I learn software on my down time. Do a lot of hiking, nature photography and shit like that.

After that come back and try to make some cool software that I enjoy, a new game or something.

>> No.9119714

Masturbate to get rid of the morning glory.

>> No.9119744

>>9119517
hi, right here.

I'm doing just fine

>> No.9119754

>>9119634
BBQ Sauce and mustard, and where a MAGA hat. Go full burger.

>> No.9120020

>>9118779
Morning prayer -> Secure your funds.

>> No.9120592

>>9119541
Are you trying to imply that in the past the narrative WASN'T controlled? Academia was always strongly influenced by the political climate of the period, libertas philosophandi dicendique now is much greater than it was even just a century ago. Spinoza, Galileo, Deschartres all had to move around to avoid being persecuted for their ideas. Lots of people were straight out refused jobs in universities because of what they thought, like Comte (not that I blame the french, he's fucking unreadable).
External influence is always organic to every situation, no istitution exists in a void.

>>9119744
>I'm doing just fine
I'm glad.
If it wasn't clear, my point was that cutting sons off at 18 isn't a "white people" thing, it's a "your parents" thing. Your parents being white (if they are) is not what made them cut you off.

>> No.9120632

>>9119634
The mustard stain will go nicely with overgrown chest hair and a gold medallion.

>> No.9120640

>>9118779
Cash out 75% of my earnings into fiat, and then probably just go to work desu.

I don't quit until I have rental properties bringing in a steady cash flow, nodes and miners running, a fat ETF/stock/crypto portfolio and at least 500k in readily spendable funds.

>> No.9120876

Keep half and give the rest to my parents. Ask them if I can keep rotting in the house. Start some shady business.

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>>9118779
I already am one.

Jack off to Monika

>> No.9120915

Start researching safe income-oriented portfolio distributions or real estate, probably the latter

>> No.9120940

>>9120915
don't buy property in London.

she a BIGG BUBBLE rn.