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All new edition

>where's the hedge fund?
A resident tripfag, obergruppenfuhrer (Comfy), requested that it be excluded until he gets the next version up and running. Will refund those involved. Stay tuned!

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on Options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

>> No.9051165

Any decently cheap options for OTC market?

>> No.9051170

First
Red day in Europe and Asia

>> No.9051211

>>9051012
How many Powellcoin for this qt

>> No.9051242
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>>9051012
who here ready to get JUSTed at open?

>> No.9051811

>>9051242
Facebook and Amazon reports are going to be critical for my small tech stocks this week.

If those big pig nigs are even a little negative im going to see red.

>> No.9052171

So today is going to be a test for banks stocks?

>> No.9052241

Get ready grandpas, meanwhile my crypto bout to sky

>> No.9052344

Buy cryptocurrency

>> No.9052361

>>9051012
bean poles just arrive

>> No.9052804

>>9052344
Why tho

>> No.9052996

>>9051811
Facebook is tanking and you know this

>> No.9053039

>>9051012
who is that semen demon

>> No.9053043

>>9052344
does crypto have derivatives? no? then im not trading it. you fools seem to think that getting 100%+ gains is impossible in stocks. its easier than you think, and i do it all the time. and i dont have to pump 12k into some shit alt for 0.0000003cents and get fucking trapped when pajeet and xi decide to dump on me overnight.

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>>9051012
BASEDBOY

>> No.9053143

>>9053114
looks like a fucking wigger.
all wiggers will be liquidated in the coming collapse

>> No.9053145

>>9052996
If I short them it will go up. But I'm gonna try anyway

>> No.9053250
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9053250

any of you guys ever used point and figure charts? been using them to find options strikes and theyre pretty awesome for that. as well as being an easy way to estimate how far a run will go. theyre much less noisy than regular charts and dont distract you as much with the short term price action. i just started using them, but id imagine they would be very helpful for choosing long entries.

>> No.9053270

>>9052996
Only public sentiment, im confident the bottom line will continue to perform.
The critical points for me are costs/purchases.

>> No.9053424

>>9053270
i got no dog in the fight, but lets see if this works.
judging by my P&F chart, you got a solid atleast $6 more upside (if ER is decent),then it will turn back around

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>>9053424
forgot chart

>> No.9053449

Anyone have that list of weed stocks.
I need to make a one year hodl portfolio and was thinking about putting a few bucks into it.
Also I have 20k to invest on top of another 2500 a month. No greek shipping memes.

>> No.9053525

>>9053449
>No greek shipping memes
the last greek shipping meme i got on was actually fucking sick. PXS like 5 months ago was sweet. rode it twice and didnt get burned. never looked back though. never trust the (((greeks)))

heres that list of weedstocks anon posted the other day, plus some div weed stocks. im thinking of maybe getting some multi year contracts on these as i cant be arsed to hold on through their little rollercoaster theyre all on right now

bigger companies
>TWMJF
>ACBFF
>APHQF
>AMMJ

pennyshits
>FRLF
>MJNA
>GRNH
>MCOA

hi risk
>RSII
>LVVV

divs
>CRF
>CBL
>OXSQ
>SNR
>UNIT
>MORL
>OXLC

>> No.9053559

Why doesn't IB give you rebate for limit orders

>> No.9053570
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For anyone who's been paying attention to RIOT: they're not getting delisted from NASDAQ. They have until May 15 to have a shareholder meeting and they're having one on May 9.

For anyone who hasn't been paying attention to RIOT: buy and hodl the shit out of this stock. It's volatile as fuck but will pay off very well if you have iron hands. We're damn near the bottom. After another month of volatility, it'll never be this low again. Once RIOT opens their cryptocurrency exchange, they'll be the only publicly tradable company in the US who has one. Everyone who knows about crypto will FOMO into this. This stock will outperform even most crypto this year. It will easily hit triple digits this summer. 15x minimum, probably closer to 25x if you time it right.

>> No.9053587

>>9053449
People are reporting theres too much weed production and not enough legal demand.
Wouldnt invest in it right now considering there arent any value options.

>> No.9053614

>>9053587
yeah their bubble popped. legislation will come, but its fucking illegal most places now. investing now is asking for it, i agree

>> No.9053628
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>>9051170
All calm on the Western front this morning

>> No.9053636
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Good morning!


>>9053250
Looks good, do you know of any phone apps that support that kinda chart?

>> No.9053639

>>9053424
SEC F4s are showing everyone is bailing

>> No.9053665

>>9053587
>>9053614
Do you think it'll be in dire straits a year from now?

>> No.9053795

>>9053665
i dunno i dont follow legalization news, as i smoke it regardless. the moment it gets good news on that front, theyll go back to being insanely volatile little plays. but i DO think (as is with all bubbles popping) that quite a few of the small ones may fall by the wayside. it being illegal means theres limited customers. new start ups are dependent on legalization to get people to actually sell to. the big companies already have that, so theyll probably be fine

>>9053639
good. FB suxx and so does zuccerboii. feel bad for anon tho

>>9053636
no sorry. bear had some paid app that looked pretty thorough, but i chart on my comp so idk. just glance at stuff on my phone when im out

>> No.9053998

how the hell is vol going DOWN into all these major ERs? im confus

>> No.9054043

Morning all

>> No.9054084

>>9054043
'Mornin

>> No.9054106
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>>9054043
Mornin

>> No.9054115

Good morning everyone

Gonna close my USDJPY short
Should have taken profits weeks before ._.

>> No.9054173

My SLV puts are itm. Thanks to the anon that suggested that

>> No.9054175

>>9054115
A couple of questions senpai
Which broker do you use, how much money/leverage did you start with and how well did it go for you?

>> No.9054217

>>9054175
It isn't through a broker
I just changed some USD cash I have in my account into JPY cash (no leverage)
Shorted it since the 110 levels. Got too greedy and end up today

>> No.9054238

>>9054217
Ok, thank you. Hope you recover

>> No.9054250

>>9053639

how much bailing? Insider numbers are always skewed to selling.

Also, anyone got some non-meme, non-obvious trade idea?

>> No.9054310

>>9054173
There's a couple of us that flip puts and calls on SLV, it's good money

>> No.9054315

>>9054250
Here's 4/19. Zuck the cuck pulled out a shitton too the day after his hearing

Facebook (FB) at 04/19/2018 09:22 AM

Shares: 8400

Total value: 1378658.4000000001

Shares: 25416

Total value: 5570455.74

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Total value: 5973534.1722

Shares: 108750

Total value: 5973534.1722

Shares: 20570

Total value: 9348528.1242

Shares: 80658

Total value: 22648282.204800002 Shares: 7522

Total value: 23893539.526200004 Shares: 4312

Total value: 24609969.702200003 Shares: 18100

Total value: 27655611.452200003 Shares: 9438

Total value: 29235267.444400005 Shares: 4400

Total value: 29978284.444400005 Shares: 108750

Total value: 29978284.444400005 Shares: 9800

Total value: 31607931.344400004 Shares: 32000

Total value: 36965998.54440001 Shares: 57150

Total value: 46586972.444400005 Shares: 9800

Total value: 48242289.46440001

Shares: 28891

Total value: 53058393.16250001

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Total value: 54290255.17520001

Shares: 108750

Total value: 54290255.17520001

Shares: 49849

Total value: 62589809.596300006

Shares: 58801

Total value: 72416168.1884

Shares: 100

Total value: 72432962.1884

Officer involved

Indirect Purchase

Transaction codes: ['S', 'S', 'S', 'C', 'S', 'S', 'S', 'S', 'S', 'S', 'S', 'C', 'S', 'S', 'S', 'S', 'S', 'S', 'C', 'S', 'S', 'S']

Open market or private sale of non-derivative or derivative security

Conversion of derivative security

>> No.9054316

>>9054238
Thank you for your concern
I ended up earning 130$ with 18000$
I should have rules and stand by them (I saw USDJPY@105.5 but I got greedy and hodl like a retard)

>> No.9054328

>>9054310
Yeah I have been following you guys trading SLV
What do you guys use as to decide which side to take ? Technicals only or some kind of fundamentals ?

>> No.9054381

>>9054328
ive been trying out point and figure charts. helps because commodities ETFs charts look like hell with barting up and down everywhere and low volume in quiet times

>> No.9054394

>>9054315
they dont call him "the pull-out prince" for nothing

>> No.9054407

morning all

>> No.9054458

Thoughts on apple today?

>> No.9054488
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>>9054458
I prefer plantain, seriously though it might drop to 156 before coming back up.

>> No.9054503

>>9054488
This is a big banana

>> No.9054517

>>9054488
how r u so smol?

>> No.9054526

>>9054503
For you

>> No.9054546
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>>9054517
Nah just a dumb pic I've had saved forever ago

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>>9051012
Morning, senpai! Checking in

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Here me plan today!

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>>9054488
>>9054503
>>9054517
>>9054526
Here is a smol banana for ants

>> No.9054601

>>9054594
Some kinda phimosis banana

>> No.9054690

Looking at BURG, MOC, AVGR, and AZRX this morning... What's everyone else watching?

>> No.9054720
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>>9054690
puts all over shitty corporate debt. its getting nuked today (which is usually a real bad sign for the market)

>> No.9054740

>>9053570
I read RIOT was a shit pump and dump stock. Anyone else buying into this hype?

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>>9054690
DB, DTYS, MS
Short

going straight down to pound town.

>> No.9054756

>>9054690
AMRS GILD OHI

>> No.9054765

>>9054720
You do know that corporate debt is bubble-like. Rising treasury yields could pop the bubble.

>> No.9054793

>>9054740
i rode it before for like 100%.
pretty sure one of the guys involved got investigated by the SEC for cashing out a bajillion doll hairs that one time it got halted. wouldnt touch it again desu

>>9054765
yeah thats why i said "usually". dunno know enough about all that stuff, but i DO know that all the yield curves are going crazy right now all across the board. and corporate bonds got nowhere to go but down imo

>> No.9054813

Thanks for the Hasbro puts guys. They took a dump this morning.

>> No.9054823

>>9054407
BGFV will hit $9 this week if it stays on course my friend, it's happening

>> No.9054846
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IS MARK CUBAN ACTUALLY RETARDED? WHY IS THIS GUY FAMOUS AGAIN? I LISTEN TO THIS GUY GIVE OUT PRETTY HORRIBLE INVESTING ADVICE.

>> No.9054857

>>9054793
Thanks sandpai

>> No.9054877

>>9054846
Havent you seen shark tank? Hes a feelings kind of investor. But he is a billionaire, even rich people are dumb.

>> No.9054889

>>9054690
Seeing if aaoi continues rising like a morning erection. Cant be too far from catching out the shorters.

>> No.9054890

>>9054754
GS too

>> No.9054911

>>9054890
and of course BLK

>> No.9054913

>>9054890
>>9054754

yeah? whats up with the banks? im getting fucked on WFC but holding because i know its a farce

>> No.9054930

>>9054913
I'm the guy that was posting about these dinks and their CLOs on friday.

>> No.9054932

Shorting Qualcomm to oblivion

>> No.9054934

>>9053043
you don't seem to understand but i'm not going to spoon feed you information. Get ready to hat yourself.

>> No.9054975

Just bought Apple weekly calls. Go baby go!

>> No.9054983

Welp... MOC is taking a shit. 2 minutes in and can't get back to $3.50. Need to break $3.55.

>> No.9055020

>>9054934
no one gives a fuck about shitcoins lad, were busy

>>9054930
word. really need WFC to move with me for a day. its sitting right on top of its cloud but idk if its got momentum or not

>> No.9055041

VLRX is super volatile... $2.80 to $4.16 already. 7 minutes... Made cash on this on Friday, didn't think it would repeat.

>> No.9055102

>>9055041
Damn I gotta look more closely at the big winners instead of ignoring em cause i think im late to the party.
Saw it with some China company last week too

>> No.9055114

>GUSH continuing its dump
When will it end? I'm doomed

>> No.9055137

>>9055102
Was China Auto Logistics (CALI). Missed that while waiting for my broker to sell my shares of VLRX.

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Morning everyone!

I'm sorry I did not get out TA on major banks & indexes over the weekend. I had some events occur in my life that I did not expect. Pic related are my options positions. I'm shorting BAC WFC DB & C

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What the fuck CRISPR. I took a position @ 53 thinking it was the bottom

>> No.9055209
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man these itchy clouds rule

>> No.9055246

>>9055168
I bought LTBR at 2.98 if it makes you feel like a more minor idiot.

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Just fucking end this market cycle already. She's done.

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Good morning guys.
Im flying (fleeing?) to quality late today/early tomorrow. Merval is up 3.61 YTD against a 6.7 1Q inflation, really awful.
Inflation really isnt expected to drop until at least May, which we will know mid-june along the MSCI meme, so June I will probably be reconsidering my position.
I have already picked the stocks I will keep, everything else goes to bills and bonds. Wish me luck.
>Frontier markets

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>>9055142
I'm just a poor shoe shine boy, so this is what i'm doing virtually.

>> No.9055287

>>9055168
these things (meme-editing stocks) have been pumping hard for a while. i was trading them last year, but when shit hit the fan, i left them behind because i could get my volatility fix everywhere else

>> No.9055292

Wtf happened, everything is dropping like a rock

>> No.9055297

>>9055246
My condolences brother. I might give up this swing trading nonsense and just HODL. Too much for my heart to handle.

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>>9055292
I warned you guys

>> No.9055332

>>9055287
Yeah I was hoping to rise the volatility to profit from it, since it was trading like a penny stock but mostly trending upwards. I don't think the tech will take off for another half decade, so it's all hype driving the volatility

>> No.9055429

Holy Shit Gold is getting absolutely rapped. What is happening?

>> No.9055440

>>9055429
Give it a few

>> No.9055447
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been pissing out of my ass for the past 2 days, feel like i am going to die from diarrhea, but atleast BGFV is doing good

>>9055311
thanks for the warning random anon

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Bulls lost their balls early. Im all red

>> No.9055484
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Sun run burning up in the atmosphere

>> No.9055487

>>9055429
lel. why were you long precious metals over the weekend? they peaked last week. you shouldve rotated to a short position. gold and silver DID just make new recent highs, but they gotta build for a while before they really take off. just relax and enjoy how predictable they move

>> No.9055502

Based MATTEL
Spooked me on after hours.

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>>9055452
lol

>> No.9055513

>>9055429
Told you guys to be short gold Friday.

>> No.9055566

>>9055513
I am quite surprised by the USD bullrun
Looks like it is an oversea USD shortage at play (everyone wants USD to get dem juicy 3% 10y notes)

>> No.9055585

>>9055566
Exactly, we're all selling our gold to buy that debt.

>> No.9055613

SLV puts got me up 32%, just going to close them and coast until lunch

>> No.9055629
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GS sinking fast out of the gate. Someone short shit with me

>> No.9055647

>>9055613
Do you think it is time to go long SLV call ?
Enjoy your SLV tendies m8

>> No.9055662

Thoughts on CAT's earnings gamble?

>> No.9055680

>>9055613
dasitmane

>>9055647
usual floor is around 15.25. dont know if itll make it all the way down there, but the dollar is crushing right now so it could

>> No.9055693

>>9055647
>>9055680

i see a more likely bounce spot as 15.50 desu

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>>9054115
OMFGGGGH!
ME TOOO! AHHH
MY FIRST FOREX LIQUIDATION NUUUUUUUU

me wuz bucket shopped too T_T
Tired for add margin but website lagged 30 mins until liquidated
Money appeared on account as soon as liquid -_-

RIP 3 weeks of profits T_T

>> No.9055702

>>9055662
gamble? I know they had increased earnings and were just upgraded

>> No.9055710

>>9055613
Why are ppl playing SLV? Is it because of price action or something more?

>> No.9055725

>>9055710
Because apparently they don't know what Gold's performance is vs Silver

>> No.9055730

>>9055702
Time to Short Short

>> No.9055745

>>9055702
>>9055730
Earnings beat priced in?

>> No.9055749

>>9055710
options are cheap as dirt, liquid, and the price action is similar to gold, as well as being very predictable lately.

>>9055725
dumbfuck

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9055760

Which one of you is this?

>> No.9055774

>>9055760
lmfao

>> No.9055786

>>9055745
Looking at options I see people expecting allot of downside

>> No.9055816
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>> No.9055830

>>9055745
>>9055786
GOOG is the now the underdog of the internet
Their revenue growth is based mainly on more clicks. Their margins have been declining since several quarters.
Their "other bets" division is a meme
Their CEO is a pajeet

>> No.9055835

>>9055816
Come on Wells Fargo. Get down with the sickness

>> No.9055860

>>9055566
>>9055585
This is what you guys are looking at:

4-wk 1.65
13-wk 1.81
26-wk 2.01
52-wk 2.22
2-year 2.46
3-year 2.62
5-year 2.80
7-year 2.91
10-year 2.96
20-year 3.04
30-year 3.14

3% on the benchmark isn't far off, but the yields are flattening. This could mean recession for 2019. I figure corporate debt will get fucked over for sure with the benchmark much higher than %3.2

>> No.9055871

GE calls or puts help me boys

>> No.9055894

>>9055860
short corporate bonds is probably the easiest, safest bet you can make right now

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>>9055816
MMM COMFY CLOUD STRIKE

>> No.9055899

If a company increases dividends before earnings that's a red flag right?

>> No.9055936

>>9055860
>>9055894
What CDS' are we looking at?

>> No.9055943
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>>9055871
It is a bit risky at the moment, but all signs are pointing towards a break of of daily cloud resistance.

>Buy Calls

>> No.9055949

>>9055943
i live for risk baby

>> No.9055950

>>9055899
What proportion? Is it in line with estimated growth?

>>9055943
HAHA

>> No.9055970
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9055970

My current cheap as fuck stocks I'm playing are EBIO & ARTX, see pic related. TA, mainly Ichimoku & HA, say 'BUY'

>> No.9055992

>>9055970
I should note as well, I found EBIO by screening w/ Ichimoku as the primary filter.

>> No.9055996

>>9055894
Depends on many factors though... rating, maturity, coupon, liquidity...

>> No.9055998

>>9055894
LQD puts?

>> No.9056005
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>>9055835
it worked. the fact it cant even break that wimpy little cloud on the 5min is bearish as shit. not to mention all its other timeframes looking like hell

>>9055936
i just had the vanguard ETF VCLT. dont pay enough attention to bonds to know about individual things

>> No.9056012

>>9055950
It's Whirlpool. Hasn't grown that much.

>> No.9056017

>>9055996
yeah i was just putting down the vanguard ETF. seems safe. most of them are going down.

>> No.9056019
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9056019

Can we just leave to Dow behind? Gramps is dragging down the whole market.

>> No.9056041

>tfw praying for ILMN earnings to save me tomorrow

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>>9056012
AHAHAHA I live right next to their corporate office. My Father used to be NA Director of Marketing. That company is fucking dumb, I have heard some stories. They also had execs high up on the food chain selling confidential info to Chinese companies. They also just built a new office recently for no purpose. They are a very dumb company

>> No.9056057

Who

>> No.9056068
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>>9056005
Check out hourly charts. I want to see a break of the 1hr kumo today. Looks like it is bouncing off 4hr kumo resistance as well.

>> No.9056079

What are the 3 long term ETF's i need to invest my IRA in

>> No.9056082

>>9056048
Whirpool also has a history of completely disregarding innovative developments.

>> No.9056094

>>9056017
I'd honestly try writing options on corporate bonds. Looks exceptionally profitable.

>> No.9056119

>>9056079
BOTZ
VTI
BND

>> No.9056138

>>9056119
ratio? thx btw

>> No.9056161

>>9056138
20%
50%
30%

>> No.9056171

>>9056094
lel yea im already way in the green from that last dump. got like 70 days to expiration so ill wait for another big dump or two. i know its coming

>> No.9056172

>>9056068
Picked up a 52 put on WFC for may 25th, back on on my shit

>> No.9056195

>>9056094
same thing on long term treasuries. theyre getting all cocked up too

>> No.9056199

>KSA, Saudi Arabia ETF
Interesting.

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9056230

Lol check out the SSC feed. The denial and salt is real. I decided to be kind last week and tried to warn them. I wonder if Jason our friend has offed himself yet? If only your puts were for this week Big5Guy

>> No.9056240

>>9056199
kek i was just looking at that. i dont even know what the fuck that would be other than oil exposure. their country is just sand and oil

>> No.9056277

>>9056230
>if inside can sell their shares, also they can buy.
>please sirs buy?

jesus fucking christ

>> No.9056278

>>9056079
DUST

>> No.9056297

>>9056079
TVIX

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>>9056172
nice

here is the chart for SSC >>9056230

>> No.9056306

So, has anyone found out why all the gene editing stocks dropped?

I cant see anything in my news feed.

>> No.9056309

>>9056240
I think you have to take a gamble on what the new king Mohammed bin Salman wants to achieve.

The former old king who was being manipulated by his family members. MBS has been cleaning up and gathering all the kingdom's assets.

His tasks will be to turn his subjects into productive and useful citizens of the world.

>tldr short KSA because lol sandniggers

>> No.9056310

>set limit order to buy BGFV
>price shoots up and limit is no longer feasible
Not again...

>> No.9056320

>>9056195
I know. That 30 year price has gone up almost 9% in the last year... That price is pretty unreal... 97-02.7 and rising.

>> No.9056340

>>9056310
It's impossible to FOMO into BGFV, it'll just keep going at this point

>> No.9056342

Alright /smg/, here is the deal:

Currently in a virtual stock competition for a scholarship. Very basic rules:

>buy stock
>sell stock

- whoever makes the most profit wins. No Options tho.

I have 1 week left. I could've asked for help earlier in the month when the competition started, but decided to try and do this myself. Been doing good so far - Top 5 finish every week.

What is a good YOLO play with stocks that will help me secure the win this week? I have around $20k in virtual cash sitting, ready to be spent.

>> No.9056343

>>9056240
Currently yes, but the Kingdom is trying to change that. When oil prices went to shit in 2014 they realized they needed more than a single commodity economy, and have been trying desperately to develop beyond oil since.

In the next 15 or so years they plan on setting up a 2 trillion sovereign wealth fund, develop a financial industry, and focus on job creation. In the shorter term I would expect it to go up with oil prices and in anticipation of the Aramco IPO.

Long term the real question for Saudi Arabia is how to get their citizens working. Saudi citizens have lived most of their lives without needing to have a real job, and generally don't take well to it. One of the Saudi government's initiatives was to give financial incentives to foreign companies operating in SA to hire Saudi citizens (90%+ of SA's private workforce is foreign). Turns out Saudi citizens kinda make for shit employees. Imagine taking a guy who has spent his entire life dicking around and ask him to care about excel spreadsheets for 8 hours a day.

>> No.9056352

>>9056278
>shorting gold long term going into a possible recession
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>>9056297
go with this one. tried and true company, theyve just had a couple of bad years. new management is about to change that

>> No.9056372

>>9056310
why is this going up so much.
And when Should I short?

>> No.9056375

http://www.ibanknet.com/scripts/callreports/fiList.aspx?type=bankcds&sort=guarantor

Wow Citibank.....

>> No.9056379

>>9056306
Same as for the previous big drop I think : Wall Street was expecing lots M&A activities but the latest deals went bust.
WS felt cheated and shorted everything with no survivors.

I am long GILD (CAR-T oncology play) QURE BMRN SGMO ONCE (CAR-T hemophilia play)

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>>9056277
>>9056230
I think I have triggered the onions

>> No.9056385

>>9056309
>>9056343
yea i was just shitposting. i actually like this king. seems like a good guy to shake things up

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9056406

Who here Still Holding on to Mattel?

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9056429

I feel like RUN's constant moon missions followed by huge drops is a metaphor for Icarus, who you could say ran too close to the sun and paid the price

>> No.9056432

>>9056342
Do a quick read on Heikin-Ashi, Ichimoku Cloud, screen stocks looking for high volume using Ichimoku as filter. You should be able to intra-day or short term to glory.

http://stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school:technical_indicators:ichimoku_cloud
http://stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school:chart_analysis:heikin_ashi

>> No.9056450

>>9056383
>onions mods are triggered by basedposting

>> No.9056453

>>9056379
I went in with sgmo recently since they're expecting news midyear. Guess it got caught in the wash and i shouldnt worry.
Would have been nice to pick this bottom tho

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>>9056450
holy fuck this site is fucking gay

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9056492

Neat article
https://www.risk.net/derivatives/5532846/fixing-cdss-lots-of-patches-no-magic-wand

According to an oft-used analogy, buying protection via a credit default swap (CDS) is like holding fire insurance on a neighbour’s house – a comparison used by the market’s critics to claim it encourages the financial equivalent of arson.

Traders always rubbished that idea but then, in December last year, Blackstone Group’s GSO Capital Management offered favourable financing to New Jersey homebuilder Hovnanian on condition the company default on a small portion of debt. GSO will receive payouts on CDSs it holds, despite no apparent change in Hovnanian’s creditworthiness.

Suddenly, the fire insurance analogy didn’t look quite so silly: the two firms had found a way to burn down an empty house and split the payout.

>> No.9056518

>>9056453
Investing is hard man
You have to be bold and believe in your thesis through thick and thin

>> No.9056531

Whats with this weak pumping right now?

>> No.9056537

>>9056375
holy shit
guaranteed in CDS :
>C $750B
>JP $650B
>BAC $300B
>GS $60B
>WFC $2.5B

the greed is real boys

>> No.9056546

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO A BRAINLET WHY HIGHER BOND INTEREST RATES IS BAD FOR STOCKS THANKS

>> No.9056561

>>9056546
it costs more money to loan it out and so companies are less likely to borrow some to try to make a profit from it

>> No.9056584

>Warren Buffet
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/warren-buffett-women-make-optimistic-country-120930431.html

>> No.9056611

>>9051012
does she crave anal
am I projecting s-sorry

>> No.9056614

>>9056342
all in TWTR for earnings report wednesday

>> No.9056619

>>9056546
Lots of big players just want the dividend. So when you get a guaranteed yield of 3% its very attractive to just take the 3% instead of worrying about the volatility in equities. It does in turn create volatility in the equities, but if companies are making a ton of money they can just increase their yields. Its a delicate balancing act and you just have to know where the fulcrum is going.

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>>9056537
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/USROE
take a look at this shit, can you get 2018 numbers? Is it going down more?

>> No.9056640

>>9056546
I suppose you are talking about the US government bonds
Technically speaking, the US government cannot default on its debts because they can always print its way out of this
So, government bonds are believed to be "risk-free"

Hence, why bother invest in risky assets (like stocks), when risk-free assets yield nearly as high ?

Also, plenty of valuation calculation are based on the risk-free rate. A few months agao, 10y notes rate was only 2.2% and suddenly we are nearly at 3%. It is really brutal.

>> No.9056656

Need source of image who is semen demon

>> No.9056684
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>>9056546
buffet-sama is long women?
dude is really losing his touch
SHE looks terrible right now

>> No.9056714

>>9056230
>>9056230
>-9%
wew, what the fuck happened?

>> No.9056742
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9056742

I'm thinking about selling for a 25% loss on my QD calls. It's only been 4 days and I want to die. They don't expire until November and I honestly think the company is going to beat earings, but REEEEEEEE WHY WON'T YOU GO UP

>> No.9056747

>>9054740
>>9054793
The CEO sold less than 10% of his shares for tax purposes. I don't get why it's such a big deal. Even if he's bullshitting about why he sold them, I don't see anything wrong with him cashing out a bit while everyone is in a buying frenzy. RIOT's not like other shitty crypto companies. They actually have real plans other than just "invest in bicoin lol". Watch it explode this summer when they open up their exchange.

>> No.9056753

>>9056684
what the fuck are you talking about

>> No.9056756

>>9056684
I think what Buffett-sama means is he knows modern men are either basedboys, niggers or immigrants from 3rd world countries and you shouldn't expect much from those.
Women in comparison are not so bad

>> No.9056772

>>9056756
lol onions got filtered into based

>> No.9056776

>>9056742
Iron hands Comfy, iron hands

>> No.9056790

>>9056756
women are a terrible investment anon. even /biz/ knows this

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>>9056776
ty Anon, I just gotta hold :((((((((((((((((((

>> No.9056818

>>9056797
You did good into buying a long-term option
What is the strike price ? Also, I would recommend closing your long option position 30 days before expiration (i don't know if teh_profit would agree)

>> No.9056842
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9056842

Sorry guys, someone cut and pasted this earlier.

Daily reminder.


My predictions this week are that the big tech companies are going to disappoint on earnings and it will then become a self fulfilling prophecy. Zuck is going to be under a lot of scrutiny for all this insider trading come next week.

>> No.9056860 [DELETED] 

>>9056756
women are the consumers not the produces anon.

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>>9056818
I moved all of my calls into a 12.5 strike price. exp date is 11/16
I agree with selling 30 days before, seems prudent

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>>9056756
women are worse because they are the consumers not the producers.

>> No.9056906

>>9056797
Comfy, dont be sad. Im down 20% this year bag-holding. Hope to split the difference with this 14k loss at some point

>> No.9056924

>KHC killing me again today
hopefully it's good in the long run.

>> No.9056954

>>9056860
>>9056891
Yeah I know but take a good look around you and tell me that any hope is left after seeing what men look like now

>> No.9056956

Hasbro went opposite today, it really is a meme. They had dissapointing earnings, tanked per-market and then pumped today. I guess in the long run if they can still make a little money without toy-R-us around maybe they have something sustainable past amazon. I don't really know anymore.

>> No.9056958

>>9056634
I don't think the data has been released yet

>> No.9056978

>>9056842
Not trying to defend the guy, but Zuck pledged to give most of his wealth to charity, hence the constant selling. That said, it could all be a cloak to exit FB.

>> No.9056981

>>9056956
They still sell at all major retailers.

>> No.9056983

God damn, why are people invested in this fucking market atm?

This is a shit show beyond anything. I’m definitely not a bear but this is just ass clenching sidewsys moves forever it seems.

>> No.9056997

>>9056978
Why would the cuck give money to charity? Is he seriously retarded or something?

>> No.9057002

>>9056983
103 days ago we were up .03% of current nasdaq, been 3+ months of sideways

>> No.9057001

>>9056978
He also did it in a 105b-1. He's not trying to jump ship like the Equifax execs did.

>> No.9057003

>>9056983
It's easy money if you aren't a moron.

>> No.9057005

>>9056865
> Didn't know robots could sweat

>> No.9057006

>>9056656
520mojing.com

>> No.9057008
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>>9056954
androgy are future, anon
Big mem anachronism from stone age

>> No.9057018
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9057018

Twitter quarterly report drops in a few days, who here holding and getting ready for the comfy gains?

>> No.9057034

>>9057018
theres only one number that matters and its user growth

and i think its obvious twitter is growing more and more all the time

>> No.9057044

>>9056997
It is not charity
It is (((charity))), as in the Clinton Foundation for example.

You can be 99% sure that Zuckerstein and his chink walking womb did it to not pay any taxes on the sales.

>> No.9057045

>>9056978
His charity is a tax workaround man, just like all the other (((charities))) these billionaires start. I wouldn't get too soft for the guy.

Once its more and more clear that FB is gathering data about you without permission even if you don;t use the platform (the CA guy was dropping redpills on 60 minutes last night) this shit is going to get regulated hard. They are already trying to pass bills to make it impossible for teens to get cell phones. While I hate the left, its been pretty fun watching them eat themselves over this stuff.

>> No.9057066

>>9057045
>>9057044
>>>/pol/

>> No.9057095
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9057095

To Buy Names like Hot Wheels and Barbie for only 5 Billion That's a steal right? How much would the chinks pay?
Trying to figure out what the goodwill value is.

>> No.9057106

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/20/this-unsettling-chart-showing-bank-lending-rolling-over-has-some-economists-concerned.html

This is why they're going to start loading up on shit.

>> No.9057112

Should I just ignore the equities and just do options on different bond memes all year? I mean this is like free money, and it doesn't seem like equities are going to come back before they crash. If we were to just short bonds all year, we would end up in a position where we have a ton of cash when the market bottoms out and that's like the best place to be right?

>> No.9057121
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>>9057003

Well, just about anyone can say that.

I’m still daytrading, but I mean stay invested.

>> No.9057122

>>9057066
No, this anon >>9057045 is not wrong.

>> No.9057131

>>9057034
If twitter can actually make 1 dollar of profit they might have a chance, right now its pretty clear that users and revenue don't correlate to real money for twitter yet. They will at least be around until our shit-poster and chief is finished in 12 years.

>> No.9057150

>>9057018
>>9057034
I want to short Twitter out of principle for producing such S OY content, but it's already a crowded trade

>> No.9057164

>>9057112

Why not short the worst offenders of the stock market if you are sure the crash is cumming?

>> No.9057178

>>9055871
calls

>> No.9057181

huh that went better than expected. closed my way OTM WFC puts on the dips for a small loss, waited for rally, then got some 52.50s

>> No.9057190

>>9051012
someone pls gimme a source

>> No.9057203

>>9057121
Would you recommend buying something and holding it for a year? Or being an opportunist by buying low and selling when high?
I have a lot of money to play with if that’s a factor. But I’m worried about next year’s taxes if I day trade. Irrational fear I’m sure.

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9057204

If you want to send pharmabro a letter, here's his address
Mods it's not a doxx, he literally posted it himself asking us to

>> No.9057205

>>9057112
im definitely gonna keep a short position on some sort of treasuries, or corporate debt for the whole year. theres no reason not to. no upside left

>> No.9057213

>>9057150
Kek
Twitter is internet hate machine 4chan used for be
All soý based products left Twitter year ago

>> No.9057224

What the fuck is happening to CLVS

>> No.9057226

>>9057204
>Marty
Oh yeah
He giving the ass

>> No.9057258

>>9057204
Did he ever post on /smg/?

>> No.9057276

Should I buy PG today?

>> No.9057284

>>9057226
he's selling to open, if you know what I mean

>> No.9057287

>>9057258
There is a Martin Shkreli in all of us
Please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up

>> No.9057316

>>9057276
no real bottom shown yet

>> No.9057319

Can someone explain ASI resources to me? Why isn't it going up? They have the environmental permits and the company to do the work. I just don't get it. Is it that speculative?

>> No.9057338

>>9057276
If anything I've learned the last couple of months in this new market, its don;t buy on Mondays. This may be the only greenish day of the week. BEARly so.

>> No.9057358

https://hacked.com/is-the-vix-being-manipulated/
>must be broken guys

>> No.9057363

>>9057316
True, I bought KHC last week and its continue down since then.

>> No.9057378

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hxibHJOE5E
Optimistic music!

>> No.9057390
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>>9057378
no

>> No.9057406

Don't Know whether to short WHR or CAT

>> No.9057413
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>>9057203

>hold

Nah, I have personal bias against that.

>opportunist

Fuck yee boi.

This only works with broad based risk etf’s. But watch some inverse vix for like short term contracts daily and use that as a gauge to daytrade. It’s the best vol crystal ball we currently have.

And by day trade, I mean buy an etf in the red (labu/soxl are risk on enough) and as long as those contracts are green just jump in with a pretty conservative stop limit. Hence, my pretty conservative gains in a shitty environment.

Obvously, you whiff occasionally like i did on friday.

>> No.9057428

>>9057204
He's in minimum security, dont they have an open library for that?

>> No.9057443

I really feel like this gold dip is artificial so that the banks can hoard more of it.

With bond yields almost above 3% they are going to get wrecked soon;

>> No.9057477

>>9057443
gold and oil are down also due to tension in the middle east calming down, gotta keep that in mind

>> No.9057493

>Talked my self out of the GSUM Dip
AHHHHHH

>> No.9057497
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It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating, how're you doing?

I'm having a sloppy joe with waffle fries and I'm up 34%, got a lot of capital so I'm spending this comfy weather lunch looking for ideas. Almost all the snow is gone!

>> No.9057502

>>9057477
KSA is gonna do something to manipulate up the price of oil in the runup to the Aramco IPO later this year

not sure on the exact timing though

>> No.9057512

>>9057497
Waffle fries look comfy desu.

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>>9057497
>up 34%
>not eating tendies
Still look delicious though

>> No.9057528

>>9057497
doing noodles here mang, MU is down and still enjoying the gamble on GE. cant complain

>> No.9057539

>>9057413
Much appreciated. From what I read, it sounds like you’d advise selling whenever it’s possible to make a ~3% gain on a stock. But maybe you mean even more conservative, 1.25% up.
Either way, I’m gonna come up with a strategy for this style of trading, thanks again anon.

>> No.9057555

>>9057502
check that date of the run, 4/13. when trump and allies started mobilizing.

>> No.9057559
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9057559

>bought 400 shares of VLRX at $2.90
>Sold at $4.34
Only reason I bought it because the VLRX symbol looks pretty cool. I like how to letters go together. I have no idea what this company is.

>> No.9057602

>>9057559
solid DD

>> No.9057654

>>9057539

And why not? Won’t 2.5% a week, on a decent savings stash, make you rich in a relatively modest amount of time?

Fuck moon missions, acquire a strategy, lock in gains.

>> No.9057714

Should I buy the tip on TVIX corp? They usually announce something when VIX is 16 like it is now.

>> No.9057720
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9057720

remember this face bears

>> No.9057746

>>9057720
Very cute doggo.

>> No.9057751

>>9057714
It is going to be a bloody week

>> No.9057754

>>9057720
more bell

>> No.9057764

>>9057714
VIX is a good deal this week when it goes to 7. May not get there rest of today though,

>> No.9057783

>>9057413
Could you elaborate a little more on what to check for so you know when to buy? Im a retard.

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>>9057720
remember this face

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>>9057720

>> No.9057829

fucking banks are so sideways today
gib crash plz i'm bored

>> No.9057873

>>9057654
this strategy doesn't work because you don't control the market.
If you buy one stock and it goes down 10%, and another stock goes up 20%, your winner doesn't cancel out your loser because you took profits too early.
>inb4 you're going to cut your losses at 1.5%

>> No.9057898

Fuck Sold MAT Too soon.
oh well, banked 10%

>> No.9057917

>>9057783
inverse vix. $SVXY

It’s the best when it comes to gauging market sentiment for the day, and whether to buy a dip or stay the fuck away.

>> No.9057957

>>9053614
Invest in marijuana on the Canadian market. They are about to legalize country-wide in July and they've already put forth legislation that grants only a few companies to produce it. I'm personally invested in WeedMD on the TSX Venture, looks like the next Tweed marijauna to me

>> No.9058017

>>9057873
Well, if you buy in a dip of an ETF, like the anon who advised me said, and it does go down, you just hold anyways until you’re in the green again, no?
Also, hypothetically you could spread your risk even if you’re looking to make small gains. 3K in X, 3K in Y, and 3K in Z. The criticism is welcomed here.
Does anyone see a reason why this strategy might not work on Robinhood? Seems fairly good to me for a rough plan.

>> No.9058097

>>9057497
You need some veggies in your diet, waffle fries don't count

>> No.9058108

>>9051012
Palatin Technologies - PTN. They've got a new drug.

>> No.9058112

>>9058097
My food eats vegetables. I eat food.

>> No.9058130

>>9058097
He eats a salad for lunch like 3 times a week let him enjoy his sloppy joe and waffle fries in celebration of his gains.

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9058140

>down 30% in the last two days
WHY IS THIS LIFE SO CRUEL

>> No.9058177

>>9058140
We are no longer in a buy and hodl market friend. You can still make money.

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>>9058108

>> No.9058215
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>>9058177
I WILL HOLD UNTIL THE END OF TIME
I WILL TOLERATE 100% LOSSES
I WILL NOT BACK DOWN

>> No.9058235

>>9057497
Broccoli carrots & chicken ^_^

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9058248

>down $750 today

>> No.9058252

>>9058215
Based.

>> No.9058260

>>9057284
Kek
He longing the bottom of you know what mean

>> No.9058264
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9058264

>Gen Z isn't real

What a world we live in where the son must instill morals into the father

>> No.9058285

>>9058248
>up $800 Today.

That's more money that I've ever spent on HotWheels Thanks Mattel

>> No.9058293

>>9058186
Did you just make this, or was it already a meme?

>> No.9058301

>>9058264
Lmfao that kid sounds like an alright guy

>> No.9058303

Anons, post you’re losses and draw strength from it.
I’m down -$23.02X.

>> No.9058321
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9058321

Specifically woke up at 9:30 to buy Gamestop puts because that company is shit, now it is mooning.

>> No.9058324

>>9058293
PTN has been a meme here for a long long time

>> No.9058326

>>9058293

It was shilled here a couple of years ago, and as usual, didn't end well.

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9058327

>>9058264
>christianity counter culture

>> No.9058332
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>>9058303
Im dying

>> No.9058336

Is it me or does Sketchers seem undervalued at $30? Gone Ride it for today.

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>>9058285
lucky you

>> No.9058347

>>9058264

I feel bad for the kid. Not only is he following a false god, but his dad's gay.

>> No.9058351

>>9058321
that’s not gonna last long.

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>>9058341
Thanks. It gets better senpai.

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>>9058264
Your typical redditors everyone, nice post bear kek.

>> No.9058363

>>9058347
>The commie jew continues to reject Christ, he who fulfilled the prophecies & the law

>> No.9058376

>>9058363
This.

>> No.9058385

Apologies for off topic posting, but today is fucking boring.

>> No.9058394

anyone watching MU?

>> No.9058409

>>9058385
Sideways days = Sideways Shitposting for Sub Machine Gun general

>> No.9058424

>>9058326
A couple years ago they didn't have a new functional drug with a novel use case.

>> No.9058432
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>> No.9058463
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>CHEK

>> No.9058469

>>9058424
it was "female viagra" if i recall
except it wasnt a pill, it had to be administered by injection

>> No.9058475

Someone bake! I'm going to class.

>> No.9058484

>>9058475
i gotchu senpai

>> No.9058487

>>9058475

What? Cookies?

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9058501

>>9058264
Chad son kicking his beta father out of the house. This timeline.

>> No.9058517

>>9058469
1. I've tried it, and it works
2. Its been approved. Less than two weeks ago

>> No.9058525
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9058525

FRESH BREAD HERE
>>9058513
>>9058513
>>9058513
>>9058513

>> No.9058532

>>9058463
>Trading Halted stocks

Feel like I'm gonna get robbed.

>> No.9058534

>>9058517
r u a grill

want to be my gf ive got a BIG portfolio ;^)))

>> No.9058538

>>9058517
Wait what? Wild

>> No.9058630

>>9058538
I got it off the silkroad. 4 doses for .4 BTC (2013)

You don't have to inject, you can snort it, but it's actually easier to inject since it only has to be subcutaneous. I picked up some bacteriostatic water and diabetes needles from the pharmacy. Set up a sterile work area and used a new needle for each person obviously.

>> No.9058702

>>9058264
Lmao, they should be thankful. Teenage rebellion to left bottoms out in despair drug and alcohol addictions and unplanned pregnancy. Their kid's rebellion will bottom out in simply holding views the parents see as negative but otherwise successful.

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Loaded up on 15x leverage for KO and Google for Earnings. Wish me luck, mi amigos.

>> No.9059239

>>9056372
>And when Should I short?
umm.. do you not undertstand how a short squeeze works? it just getting started imo