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9031701 No.9031701 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw shitting out blood again

>> No.9031742

better get it checked bro

ive been having this mild pain in kidney area and lower abdomen for a while. Too pussy to get it checked out. Probably gonna be something that's gonna kill me. oh well.

>> No.9031752

one time I thought I was shitting blood but it was just red stuff I'd been consuming a lot of

>> No.9031769

>>9031742
Dude, see a doctor ffs

>> No.9031771

>>9031701
>business & finance

>> No.9031776

>>9031742

Appendix?

I can't afford to see a doctor. I've also been having weird hallucinations and been really tired. Anyone here a doctor? pls help

>> No.9031785

>>9031742
Listen to your body and stop being a pussy. If you ignore it, it will get worse

>> No.9031793
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9031793

>>9031701
Every like 6-8 months i shit out so much blood its like an abortion. Literally drips out my ass. And when i wipe its just bright fuckin red blood dawg.

>> No.9031811

>>9031701
Might be stress, too much coffeine, anal gone wrong... Ground rule, if it is light red, it is probably nothing and goes away, if it is dark red see doctor immediatly

>> No.9031815

>>9031793
eat more fibre, drink more water FFS

>> No.9031830

>>9031701
I don't feel like sageing, legitimately worried for you, OP.

>> No.9031833

>>9031811

my shit is pitch black with a red haze around it.

>> No.9031844

Just hope it's Hemorrhoids and if you are doing anal cut that shit out faggot and get yourself checked out.

>> No.9031845

>>9031793
Do you actually eat regular meals? 3 a day at regularly spaced intervals? Do you drink enough water?

>> No.9031850

>>9031701
Stop drinking. Maybe go to a few AA meetings

>> No.9031853

>>9031833
>my shit is pitch black with a red haze around it.
Not to scare you bro but that sounds like you're bleeding from somewhere deeper inside your large intestine. Just get yourself a colonoscopy

>> No.9031883

>>9031833
Post pictures. But sounds like a small anal fissure to me. Listen to anon here >>9031830 and dont apply too much pressure
and dont apply too much pressure.

>> No.9031896

>>9031883
Meant this anon >>9031815
But better to see a doctor. Worst case it is some bleeding in the upper intestines

>> No.9031921

>>9031833
Listen to this!
>>9031853

You should be scarred enough to go see a doctor asap. If it was only red, it'd be an anal fissure.
Dark blood is not a good sign, get it examined and treated, before it gets worse.

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9031940

BACK TO SHITPOSTING

>> No.9031957

>>9031845
I think this is actually the issue. You nailed it on the head. I don't drink enough water and i don't eat 3 meals a day.

How did you know??

>> No.9031971

>>9031776
Me. Sounds like you're a faggot

>> No.9031978

>>9031957
Do you also sometimes wake up still feeling tired or fatigued?
Hopefully not. If thats the case you've got a much bigger problem.

>> No.9031985

>>9031793
>bright red
Could be a fissure or roids. All of you sitting on your asses all day.

>> No.9031996

>>9031701
Use lube next time u get fucked in the ass

>> No.9031998

>>9031701
First and foremost get is checked by a doctor immediately....the sooner the better your chances of recovering get it checked as in right in the next 10 minutes if possible

My wifes co-worker had the same thing he shitting blood and it was dark. He had weight changes. It came and went but eventually got more frequest. Then pain started to come. He finally got it checked out and it was stage 4 colorectal cancer....luckily he was still able to be treated and he is fine now....
the point get it checked fast...speed is the key to survival

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9032000

This was my shit this morning. It happened 2 months ago too. I'm only 23

>> No.9032003

Those lads that keep posting about how you need to drink more water aren't fucking around. Not hydrating enough can really fuck your ass up.

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9032005

>>9032000

>> No.9032007

>>9032000
Why are you even taking pictures of your shit dude. You got issues

>> No.9032012

Go vegan you retards

>> No.9032014

>>9031793
has the same thing...its very likely an anal fissure....eat lots of fiber...dont push hard...eat more fiber and stay away from dairy and meat even if just for months preferably forever....also more water...oh and stop drinking soda...

>> No.9032017

>>9032000
fissure or roids. Nothing to worry about. drink more water, eat more fiber, don't press like you giving child birth and don't sit on your ass all day

>> No.9032019

>>9031701
Get it checked out OP. Shitting blood isn’t normal. Also stay away from romaine lettuce right now

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/04/20/latest-e-coli-outbreak-warning-expands-to-all-romaine-lettuce/

>> No.9032024

>>9032012
Vegan is the worst diet. Even vegetarians are malnourished as a rule. Veganism permanently ruins your brain after a matter of months.

>> No.9032032

>>9032012
hue

>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/05/23/woman-trying-to-prove-vegans-can-do-anything-among-three-dead-on-everest-two-more-missing-and-thirty-sick-or-frostbitten/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4d3658e2c4d1

>https://www.thehealthyhomeeconomist.com/baby-breastfed-by-vegan-mother-dies/

>> No.9032039

Reminder that if you spend more than two or three minutes taking a shit you need to drink more water and eat more fiber.

>> No.9032043

>>9032000
had the same thing around your age....basically your shit is sliding against a cut or tear in your anal lining...thats why it is bright red and not mixed in with your shit....notice how the blood is streaking it....more fiber and avoid meat and dairy and let it heal

also you're going to die.....just kidding

>> No.9032045

>>9032017
This is reassuring dude. It happened a few times in February and then again yesterday/today. I haven't had any stomach pain or abdominal cramps. But my rectum did feel a little weird today. Guess I'm not gonna die? Thanks

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>>9032043
Thanks man. Just for good measure, this is the other time it happened. I can't afford doctor right now unless absolutely necessary. Idk what's wrong with my diet, been largely the same for years

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>>9032058
real talk who the fuck conveniently has pictures of their own shit

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9032071

>>9032058
what the fuck buddy

>> No.9032073

>>9032045
>I'm not gone die?
Probably not, but if it happens regularly and a change of diet and moving more doesn't change the symptoms there is nothing wrong with seeing a doctor. Also I'm just a nurse and doing long distance shit analysis on a South Sudanese coin flipping forum is not really something you should trust your life on

>> No.9032075

>>9032065
who doesn't?

>> No.9032091

>>9032065
>>9032071
Because it was very concerning at the time and seemed like something I should document

>> No.9032093

>>9032065

people on 4chan

>> No.9032094
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9032094

>>9032012
>>9032032
You idiots aren't arguing in bad faith or anything https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3967195/

and to drive it home
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25198208
http://www.cell.com/cell-metabolism/abstract/S1550-4131%2814%2900062-X

>> No.9032106

>>9032073
When you say moving more, do you mean active lifestyle? I adopted a completely sedentary lifestyle 4 months ago, regretfully

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9032112

>>9032032
also
>basing your nutrition on meme news article you found on google

>> No.9032121

>>9032024
read >>9032094

>> No.9032152

>>9031776
U GON DIE NIGGA.

better see a doctor or buy some rope

>> No.9032163

>>9032106
Leave the house at least once a day and walk around, doing some sport wouldn't be bad either but I'm not your mom and you are over 18, so you can do whatever the fuck you want. Also the anons comment about diary products and too much meat could be an issue. Try to reduce it.

>> No.9032173

>>9031701
What concerns me the most, anon, is the color of the surrounding feces. Fairly light colored BMs can be a byproduct of inhibited processing of various kinds (most notably, liver). What does your diet consist of?

Also, do you consume any notable quantity of ibuprofen/nsaids?

>> No.9032174

>>9032163
well then this is good motivation to follow through with my job interview. I've been a crypto neet laying in bed all day. Thanks man

>> No.9032180

>>9031793
Same.

>> No.9032183

>>9032173
Are you looking at my shit dude? Don't think anyone else posted theirs

>> No.9032205

>>9031883

dont have pictures unfortunately, flushed it

>> No.9032211

For those of you considering a doctor prepared to get a finger up your asshole. If you go to a cheap shitty clinic you may get lucky and have a cute med student do the deed.

>> No.9032221

>>9032183

Yes anon

>> No.9032226

>>9032174
>I've been a crypto neet laying in bed all day
A wonder you didn't developed a bedsore
>>9032205
Does it look similar to the shit 2L68RQN4 posted or is it a darker red, more blood...

>> No.9032398

>>9032221
Sorry. I haven't been on aspirin or anything if that nature but I was having some issues with my liver a few years ago

>> No.9032417

>>9032226
>Does it look similar to the shit 2L68RQN4 posted or is it a darker red, more blood...

No, it was small dark black pieces and was floating in like a red soup

>> No.9032429

>>9032005
lmao

>> No.9032437

>>9032417
>dark black pieces
>red soup
Doesn't sound too god. Better see a doctor, asap

>> No.9032528

Blood in your poop? Crohns or colitus. See a doctor, you can lose parts of your large intestine if it goes untreated and have to shit out of a colostomy bag for the rest of your life.

>> No.9032542

You need to go on cortico steroids asap op

>> No.9032543

>>9032528
I don't want a fucking colonoscopy. Goddamit

>> No.9032549

I wasn't able to poo without using all my force. Maybe dehydration

>> No.9032553

>>9032542
Who's shit are you looking at ??

>> No.9032555

>>9031701
Your rock hard shit ruptured your inner butthole lining

>> No.9032563

>>9032437

They're too expensive in my country

>> No.9032592

>>9032543

Lol sounds like you don't have a choice at this point. Get one now and possibly get the problem fixed, or get one when you have no choice because they need to find out how much intestine to remove.

>> No.9032612

>>9032592
What if I stop laying around all day, take a fiber supplement, and never shit out blood again? Will I be ok?

Next time it happens I'll go though

>> No.9032626

>>9032563
Sorry anon, red soup and black pieces doesn't sound like a simple fissure. You can try Cannabidiol against the inflammation, but in the long run see a doctor or as anon says you might lose parts of your intestine and even die if it goes untreated.
>>9032528
not every bit of blood is colitus or crohn. If it is not regular diarrhea and mucoid shit, chances for it just being roids or fissures are more probable

>> No.9032647

>>9032626
I also spent all of last week sitting cramped in my car for 5+ hours a day, if that would make this more likelikely

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9032654

>>9031701
This happens to me occasionally. Got it checked out by a doctor and was told it was just internal hemorrhoids caused by working out too much and that it's nothing to worry about.

So don't worry about it.

>> No.9032705

>>9032647
If it is not nearly always a diarrhea slime orgy covered in blood and if you don't have regular cramps in the lower left abdomen (statistically happening mostly in autumn and spring), I wouldn't be too worried.
But again reminder, this is a coin flipping forum and not a hospital. To be absolutely sure coloscopy and a feces analysis are necessary

>> No.9032724

>>9032654
>bright blood
Yeah, that's rectum region, but as soon as it becomes a bit darker and slimier on a regular base one should see a doctor

>> No.9032754

>>9032705
Yeah no pains whatsoever, although today my ass feels off. And this has only happened maybe 3 times in the past few months. Other shits are normal. Occasionally there will be one with a very faint trace of this mucus stuff. Really appreciate the time man

>> No.9032761

I work in a GI office, what do you guys want to know?

>> No.9032809

>>9032754
Try to cut diary products from your diet, especially if you have some Asian admixture. Also among those of European descent some lactose intolerance can happen as one gets older. If the mucus and blood disappears, you found the culprit. Also avoid fast food the older you get, it is literal poison, and I can't repeat it often enough, stay hydrated, eat fibre products and don't sit on you r ass all day long

>> No.9032823

>>9032809
I think getting off my ass will have most impact. Diet has been the same for years, but I've never spent as much time sitting/laying down as I have this year

>> No.9032828

>>9031811
This is pretty much true, if its bright red and obviously blood most likely nothing to worry about, hemorrhoids is the most likely culprit. Darker colors are where you need to worry

>> No.9032839

>>9032761

am I going to die?

>> No.9032913

>>9032761
Am I going to die?

>> No.9032942

>>9032839
if you talk about red soup with dark bits does it look like this >>9032654
or is it a darker red with black slimy balls?

>> No.9032969

>>9032839
Dark black stools immediately make me think stomach ulcer or some form of upper GI bleeding.

Are you taking any prescribed medications? Dull, almost burning-like, stomach pain? What is your lifestyle like? Diet? Family history? You'll more than likely need both an EGD/Colo. Your health is worth more than money. Cash out a bit of your crypto for the procedures.


>>9032913
What's your diet like? How are your bowel habits? Mucus with bright red blood can be from a number of things, most of them usually aren't severe or life threatening like internal hemorrhoids, shitty diet, constipation, fissures, etc.
Sometimes it can be from ulcerative colitis/crohn's, but you'd usually be having some form of abdominal pain or cramping.


Also post a pic of your shit if you have one, you'd be surprise how many patients come in with a pic of their shit.

>> No.9032988

I shat bloody painfull shits for like 2 years.
I once was super sick. I had to vomit and dirrhea shit at the same time. Since then i had dirrhea for two weeks straight and it didnt stop.
At the end, when i returned to non watery shit, my asshole fucking hurt.
That went on for 2 years. Never went to doc. Never told anyone.

However im healed since a year or so. I dont bleed anymore and it doesnt hurt.

I feel fucking changed lads. I literally remember how i was scared to shit due to the imense pain.

>> No.9032999

>>9032988
I even passed out from vomiting and shitting at the same time. God that was the most painful sickening i had. I felt like im naked in an icey storm. I felt trembling cold.

>> No.9033023

>>9032969
Thanks. If you scroll near the top of the thread, both of those pics are mine

>> No.9033038

>less meat
>chew your food better
>more hydrating
>more physical activity
and don't push out your log as if giving birth, a light push at the end should be enough

>> No.9033047

>>9032969
I eat lots of oats, peanut butter, and bread. Those are my staples. Decent amount of fruits/veggies. Meat 2-3x a week. Fish 1-2x a week. Fair amount of nuts. Chips pretty often. Scoop of whey powder every day.

Usually shit once or twice per day. Everything feels fine. It's just that a few times they've been covered in that mucus

>> No.9033062

>>9033038
I just popped a fiber supplement. Taking all your advice starting tomorrow

>> No.9033071

>>9033023
>>9033047

Are you 2L68RQN4?
Any family history of colon cancer or inflammatory bowel disease? Have you been stressed lately? What's your water intake like? Sitting down a lot? Any exercise?

For your own sake, it is very easy to overestimate how much healthy shit you intake, and easy to underestimate the junk food. Make a food diary and record everything you eat for two days, and try to figure out the amount of carbs, fats, proteins, and fibers in each meal. It'll be very telling of your diet.

Also fiber supplements are good, but there is a such thing as too much fiber. If you're male, limit yourself to ~30g of fiber per day. ~21g if you're a female.

>> No.9033076

>>9032761
At what volume of blood should I start getting concerned? I been crapping blood for about a week and it's been getting larger up until about 2 days ago.

>> No.9033093

>>9031833
If it smells really bad --> melena --> ulcus of stomach or duodeni.

>>9031742
Right --> might wanna go to the doctor
Left --> you got time


>>9032058
Red blood means a bleeding in the lower tract, nothing lethal in the quicks. Unless you have lost 5 kg or more --> go to the doctor real fast then, could indicate cancer. Your shit is kinda yellow. Could indicate to much fat and to little greens.

>> No.9033106

>>9033076
Any blood is concerning but can vary in levels of severity and significance. But when it starts to hemorrhage out I would see a GI immediately.

What color is it? And how's your diet, stress levels, and physical activity?

>> No.9033112

>>9033071
Yes that's mine. No history of disease in the family. Water intake has been poor I think. As I was telling the other medical anon, I spend most of my day sitting down. Adopted an extremely sedentary lifestyle past few months. I weightlift 90 minutes every day. 23 years old btw

Always nice to hear an array of qualified opinions

>> No.9033126

>>9032007
>He doesn't have a 'Greatest Shits' folder.
Normies REEEEEE

>> No.9033133

>>9033093
Haven't lost any weight. No pains. Veggie intake has been very poor lately, especially greens. And I eat way too much peanut butter

>> No.9033153

>>9032005
Kek. I did, but lol. To the original poster of the pic that's 23, go to a doctor

What the fuck is with biz-posters shitting blood? Cut that out and see doctors

>> No.9033168

>>9032000
been having a hemmoroid since 15. was convinced i have rectal cancer and gonna die. am 32 now.
was an obese kid with extremely unhealthy diet. am fit as fuck now but the hemmoroid will never go away. it causes no issues if i eat oatbran every day though. eat lotsa fibers if this bothers you. but if it doesn't hurt... went an urulogist, he told me there's no chance of it going cancerous, just live with it (they can fix it with surgery tho, but as long as it causes no issues it's not worth it)

>> No.9033179

>>9033106
The color's fairly bright red, so that's good according to the thread, but it's the increasing volume that's concerning.

Diet's decent, mostly healthy stuff but lots of coffee. Generally very stressed, work is consuming me. Decent exercise, lifting weights 2x a week and 5+ mile walks 1-2 times a week

>> No.9033181

>>9033112

Pretty much what >>9033093 said. The peanut butter can cause your stools to look yellow from all of the fat. Veggie intake should be kept constant. Is this the first episode you've had of bleeding?

If the increased vegetable/fiber intake helps and the bleeding resolves itself, great.
If the symptoms persist, see a GI. Health is worth more than money. Can't enjoy your crypto gains if you're in a casket.

>> No.9033199

>MULTIPLE anons here have blood in their shit
What the fuck guys

>> No.9033208

>>9033179
Any FH of colon cancer or IBD?
Is this the first episode of rectal bleeding or has this been going on intermittently before?
How are your bowel habits? Are you straining too much, or too much diarrhea?

Too much caffeine may stimulate your bowel movements too often, which can irritate an internal hemorrhoid.

>> No.9033227

>>9033181
I posted two pics, not sure if you saw both.

One was taken a few months ago. That's when this first started. Had a few days of bleeding (pic is of the worst shit) and then it subsided for a while. Then this week I began seeing very small strands of the red mucus again, thought it was food. Until the shit I discharged today (other pic).

I told myself I'd go to the doc if this happened again after the first major incident, but I had no idea what the cause was or what to do about it. You guys have given a lot of great info so maybe I'll try implementing that, and then going to GI if nothing changes. But I have a lot of room for improvement. Cause right now I stand up less than 2 hours per day, I eat very few vegetables, and am probably less than well hydrated

>> No.9033240

>>9032017
This anon has the best advice. I used to have minor bleeding shits, but I did these three things and it hasn't been a problem since
>drink more water
>consume more fiber
>get up and take a good walk once a day
I take psyllium husk pills to make sure I'm getting plenty of fiber. After doing the above, it may take a week or two to get back to normal

>> No.9033281

Same here lol, have ulcerative colitis. Summers are the worst.

>> No.9033284

>>9033208
No history of colon cancer, not sure what IBD is. Think my dad had hemorrhoids at one point though.

It's happened occasionally before, not all the time though. Usually go 2 times a day. Most recently, probably straining more than normal.

>> No.9033302

>no blood in shit for over 2 years
feels good,
maybe your anons should stop being vegan too?

>> No.9033332

>>9033227
Although it may not seem like it, it's considered yellow in color. The mucus may be from the fat (peanut butter will do that).
Hope the lifestyle advice helps. Take care of yourself anon.
If it makes you feel better, I immediately think of an internal hemorrhoid or fissure from your symptoms and description.

Worst case scenario, you have a very mild form of ulcerative proctitis/left-side ulcerative colitis. Although this is a bit of a stretch.

>>9033284
IBD is an acronym for inflammatory bowel disease, my apologies. Think Crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis.
If you're straining, you're not getting enough fiber. Up your water and fiber intake. Limit fiber to no more than ~30g of fiber, preferably from fruits and veggies. Supplements if you're busy as hell and really don't have the spare time to get fiber from a natural source. Metamucil is great by the way.

Also hemorrhoids are very common and everyone has them, just at different severities.

>> No.9033369

>>9033332
Thanks for the advice.

>> No.9033407

>>9033332
Thanks so much. Feel a bit better now.

>> No.9033433

Diagnose me /doc
Fatigue through out the day
heavy sleepiness
skin appears bronzeish and tan from months ago not fading but getting darker
huge mental fog and eyes feel hazy

Im thinking hemachromatosis, runs in the family. Probably will get checked up in a week or two if i die by then meh.

>> No.9033460

>>9033433
If it's hemochromatosis and it runs in the family, you may be dealing with symptoms of iron overload. The fatigue, mental fog, and dark skin are all symptoms of hemochromatosis.
See a GI immediately and seek treatment. Very very high chance you have hemochromatosis, which isn't a death sentence so don't stress. You'll need to have blood drained.

>> No.9033471

>>9031701
Just got nuked for thyroid cancer (yes I'm that anon). Get it checked and handle your shit. You can't choose your lot in life, but you can choose what the fuck you're going to do about the hand you're dealt.

>> No.9033479

I've never shittered out blood...and I shove a fuccking 8 inch dildle inside me from time to time all the way up to the large intestine (with strong retrieveable wire) da fuck.

>> No.9033486

>>9031742
its diabetes
stop eating for a week, or so

>> No.9033499

>>9031701
>>9031742

Mates my girlfriends a doctor if you want any advice. She is in the next room and I can FWD her any questions.

Same goes for you all

>> No.9033517

>>9033302
>eating animal products leads to healthy bowel movements
The fuck is this, opposites day?

>> No.9033551

Why is my shit red when I drink dark wine? Preferrably of the (healthier tannat grapes) South-France region?
I heard it's healthy, but it makes my shit dark-red. But only happens when I drink that. Madiran i believe it's called. Some dude lived to be over 100 years old only drinking that

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>>9033517
>he thinks that being vegan isn't one of the most unhealthy and unnatural diets
pic related is a real banana. all modern vegetables and grains have been modified beyond recognition. Oh and your stomach literally can't digest vegetables.

>> No.9033616

>>9033598
plenty of non fucked food you can eat. and even eating selectively bread vegetables and fruit is better than being a meat manlet.

>> No.9033621

>>9031742
Ive had to shit 5+ times a day for over a year now
I think i have prostate cancer or something but i havent been to a doctor in like 6 years

>> No.9033633

>>9033460
thanks doc

>> No.9034041

>>9033621
you probably just have celiac. are you white?

>> No.9034097

Drink at least 2 liters of water
Eat at least once fruits and veggies
Walk at least 10 minutes
Don't eat too many processed foods or drink too much soda

>> No.9034132

>>9031793

if its red its an anal fissure/hemmeroid, you probably wont die

if its black then its interval bleeding and you're in trouble

>> No.9034144

>>9031742

Ive been getting skin rashes all over my body, too scared to go to the doctor as welll.

>> No.9034264

>>9031978
I always feel tired and fatigued when waking up, sometimes extremely weak to the point i don't want to get up. What could these symptoms be a sign of? I have a healthy diet, drink plenty of water, and go to the gym 5 times a week

>> No.9034312

I got my ass checked when I saw dark lumps of blood in my shit. I got colon cancer. Luckily it was stage 2 and was very easily cured within a month with a single operation.

Get your shit checked out because once it enters stage 3 you'll need to get anal play for life and stage 4 means you'll die within a couple of years. I just had 1 operation and a month worth of recovery and my life is back to normal. I didn't even go to the doctor for the blood. I went for unrelated health problems that led to the doctor inspecting my shit. I probably wouldn't have gone without that and died within 5 years.

>> No.9034348

>>9034264
Also on the days that I feel like this I drink a ton of coffee or grab two 0 calorie rockstar energy drinks from the dollar store, around 360mg of caffeine. I don't think it could have anything to do with this though as I only recently started buying these.

>> No.9034493

>>9034144
Psoriasis?
It's an autoimmune disease. Watch what you eat. Eat less overall (less than 3,000 calories a day). Could anything be causing you allergies?

>> No.9034527

>>9031701
Just bought 100k.

>> No.9034536

>>9031776
First things first
1. height and weight?
2. smokes?
3. drinks alcohol?

If you're fat, lose weight. I mean BMI < 24. If you smoke or drink alcohol, don't.

>> No.9034581

>>9032094
Fuck this categorization. Humans can survive from eating pretty much anything. The Inuit have lived on a fish and meat diet and they're doing great. Fruits aren't necessary, just eat quality foods.

>> No.9034583

>>9034312
If it's dark blood it's from inside the colon, definitely a bad thing.

If the blood is red it's just cramps/IBS from chemtrails and too much phone literal shitposting from the WC and simple hemorroids or whatever

>> No.9034590

>>9034144
Is it pimples that itch or patches of skin getting discoloured? If it's pimples it may just be environmental and you should wipe those with some rubbing alcohol to see if they go away.

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9034756

At this point a red candle is coming out of your anus

>> No.9034770

>>9034581
Inuits exercise hard daily unlike your basedboy ass, eat lots of shrub and Mongolian males have one of the highest colon cancer rates in the globe.

Retard.

>> No.9034868

>>9034770
>eat lots of shrub
WTF? HAHAHAHA

You must be kidding or lying. They DON'T. There's barely any vegetation in the Arctic. If they eat any shrub, it's very, very sporadically.

>>9034770
>have one of the highest colon cancer rates
That's precisely because their traditional diets have changed.
In sum, fuck off.

>> No.9034883

>>9033616
>plenty of non fucked food you can eat
after preparing them with modern technology by basically destroying them and reshaping into something resembling edibility

veganism is unnatural

>> No.9035128

>>9033499
Can you get her to do an oral examination of my penis? I think something is wrong with it, hasn't been touched for a long time.

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9035205

ITT people with cancer delude themselves

>> No.9035257

>>9031940
it actually is literal shitposting

>> No.9035260

Could be hemorrhoids but they would have popped out of your ass already, if that was the case. It's probably colon cancer.

>> No.9035284

>>9033551
its normal

>> No.9035915
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9035915

Some of you guys should really see a doctor